/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27736838
>They can't, I uninstalled the app.
That better be a troll.

>>27736838
kek

Helo yes based department

>>27736838
Think about that woman. Let's say she trusted and loved this dude.
Now, the build up of resentment. The smell of his weakness. Him failling as a provider. She felt secure with his male partner, now he is weak and her security is no longer the same. She can't trust him.
When they have sex again, deep inside her this thought will be there. This odd feeling of disgust. And her pussy will stop being moist for him.
He has failed on a basic level as a male. He can't mess with his role as a provider. He is the rock. His woman trusted him.
He's done for. She will never respect him back unless he literally makes fuck you money.

>>27737693
This is why so many of them are socialists and vote for gibs. They are so clueless and awful with their money. I put around $2000 towards GME a bit late, too. Guess what? Even if it drops down to $0.02, my life is not going to change in the slightest from that loss. Fucking retards man. Jesus Christ.

well, I'm out a few hundred, but things can always, always be worse. I feel a lot better now

perfect time to get in goym

>>27736838
He'd better lock his bitcoins to 36k on his trezor before that crashes as well.

>>27736838

sad honestly

>>27736838
It's a wsb meme you autists

my favorite

>>27737693
>mathmatized

>>27738540
i believe you that it may be, but I lurk that sub havent see other instances of it

>>27738540
I don't partake in reddit my good man. You should go back and let them know your findings.

>>27737822
HAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

>>27737742
write a fucking blog nigga jesus

>>27738606
>entertainment purposes only
He got one part right. I have been thoroughly entertained by their incoming bankruptcies and sudokus.

>>27738721
It was a thing before normie reddit invaded the sub.

>>27738725
>I don't partake in reddit my good man
You're posting on a board that's been nothing but reddit screencaps for the last couple of hours you absolute faggot.

the copening

>>27737390
100% a troll

>>27738904
>FragileNigger
this thread just keeps on giving

>>27738904

is this real? how to buy calls on reddit's wife's BFs?

>>27738941
>You're posting on a board that's been nothing but reddit screencaps for the last couple of hours you absolute faggot.
why people love to force the idea that 4chan and reddit are somehow something relatable, I'm literally on those subs and I'm posting on reddit, but if I ever say anything I say here I get banned, why ? because reddit has nothing similar to 4chan and never will stop trying making this happen it will never happen, nigger.

>>27738904

>>27737742
my girlfriend just watched me lose 4k after warning me for days "you'll never beat the jew you'll lose your money, this is a stupid meme stock".

No gloating. No, I told you so. No resentment. Her same happy self, understanding her role is to pick me back up again when I'm knocked down.

You've never experienced the real love of a woman so you'll never understand this.

>>27739165
>why people love to force the idea that 4chan and reddit are somehow something relatable
What the fuck are you on about? That's not what I was saying at all you illiterate schizo.

>>27739173
omg what a fucking idiot

>>27739173
unghhhhhhhhhh jesus fucking chrisssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
uynggngngngngnngngnhnhnhnhnhnhnh

>>27737693
Delusional

>>27739395
>>27739474
HERES THE MONEY SHOT

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

greetings bag holder
lmao this movement is worse then OWS

>>27739359

>>27738999
>calling it a position as if they have the slightest clue what they are doing

not a cult btw

>>27736838

ok redditors have finally shown themselves to be even more pathetic than twitter junkies and facebook wine moms.

I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE DISAPPOINTED.

wow feel that hype around bot ocean in twi????
> who uses it? any reviews or comments?
try to discover new services and algorithms for ez trading with dex
see it - tell what u think

>tfw only put money I made off other stocks over last 3 months for the fun of it, was an insignificant amount anyway
>found out friend's sister also gambled, now we chat about it, might end up getting laid because of stock
>these retards put hundreds of thousands of dollars and ruined their lives
>MORALE IS 100% GUYS
>SQUEEZE ANY TIME NOW
>STOP SELLING RETARDS

I have to say, I am having a lot of fun because of meme stock.

All I know is to look where the cowards are and do the opposite of them.
That's how you make money in this world.
The squeeze hasn't been squoze.
Thanks for the discounts, you actual retards.

>>27739606
>Killer queen

>>27739551
>450000 Canadian chucky cheese tokens
he'll be fine

my thread was removed, here is proof r/wsb is now pozzed

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lc6hmq/rwallstreetbets_will_die_soon_unless_the_admins/

>>27737822
I thought they were the same person all week kek

>>27736838
Kek.
That's why you don't use margin during a short squeeze, idiot.
Funny as fuck. Still not gunna sell.

>>27739571
>25k in cash from credit card
jfc

some of the old mods are now posting here https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetstest/

>>27739921
see you at 20

>>27739963
>>27740100
and?

What happens to a stock once you die? inherited to family member or up for sale once death is confirmed?

>>27739729
I've seen people getting downvoted and called a shill for setting a sell order at $1000 lol

>>27740100
not your personal army kido

>>27740305
why didnt you just google that instead of looking like a retard?

>>27740367
lmao, company usually worth 4$ pumped to 30$ when new PlayStation comes out, long hold, suddenly worth 35k a share now

>LET'S TALK ABOUT REKT BAY-BEE
>LET'S TALK ABOUT GME
>LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD MEMES AND THE BAD MEMES THAT MAY BE
>LET'S TALK ABAOOUT REKT
>LET'S TALK ABOUT REKT

redditors are mind-numbingly retarded

>>27739571
retard, but thats all solid advice

>>27737822
If you look at these two faces and think they are the same person, you might have Down’s syndrome.

my favorite new larp

>>27738509
>economy is fucked
>covid led unemployment through the roof
>gme drama just fucked over a ton of people's life savings

I'm pretty much convinced at this point everything is planned out. We're going to be in for some rough times. Might be worse than the great depression but who knows.

>>27739942
Did you not read what he posted? He has that in OPTIONS expiring next week. And he won't sell lmao

>>27740935
muh MSM, this will soon become #stocksgate when they all see the price not moving up.

"Meet the stock-right, new face of the auth-right " - The New York Times

>>27741093
forever in debth

>>27741210
>#SQUEEZETHESQOOZE
>#FREETHESQUEEZE

>>27741210
bro did you see, it just went from $59 to $61, this is the start!

>>27739173
Holy hell, I'm down like $20.00 total in AMC. Sucks but it doesn't effect me financially, I can't imagine this level of stupidity.

>>27737822
It's obviously Steve Perry from 70s journey traveled through time

>>27741093
Im just making fun of Canadian money, i know hes probably fucked

a real one.. kinda sad

>>27740913
Holy mother of cope

I found a memer

>>27741470
top kek

>>27739359
the cope. i took your 4k lol

>>27740401
I didn't want you to do anything

>>27740242
this is for lurkers that use WSB to find wsbtest and to abandon the old sub. IF YOU DONT CARE JUST IGNORE! NO ONE CARES THAT YOU DON'T CARE!

honestly, reddit has less retards than this godforsaken site.

>>27739173
if he just put that money in shit like meme etfs or square or some shit he probably could have doubled it in a year is the craziest fucking part. moron.

>>27741639
That reads like a Trump tweet

>>27741639
10/10 troll lmao

>>27738408
kek, saved

>>27741694
do yourself a favor and go back, nobody fucking cares faggot

>>27739551
Somewhere, a faggot retard in Canada just ruined his life. Waged for decades, only to throw it all into the wind. Fucking hell. This is why we have redditors.

another sad real one

Honestly reddit is the worst..Biz may be shit but we aren't that bad to tell people to hold after obvious bubbles

>>27742085

>>27739729
at least here being contrarian gets you visibility through replies instead hidden due to downvotes

>bro

>>27742196
kek

>>27742209
I think reddit system is the worst possible when talking about investments... people will just hide whatever they "dislike" its really a terrible website for financial advice

who are these retards sinking their life savings into a memestonk?

>>27737933
Yeah not like they cancelled everyone’s orders on AMC or anything

>>27737973
No one cares wsb refugee, if you bought in to this pnd shit at all you have no right to talk down to anyone, faggot.

>>27739551
oh god im fucking cummming unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>27741694
>>27739963
can they remove the whole of reddit next?

>>27742196
>been having suicidal thoughts last few days
>also own a GUN
>what should I do, guys ;D
Like 4chan found a Bloomberg terminal

>>27742411
you need to go back

>>27742521
luck for him he is not here you know what we would say

>>27739921
Do not confuse bravery with stupidity.

>>27736838
Holy shit how will Jews every recover???

>>27737693
JUST

>>27737973
>these people are so retarded for losing money
>see, i lost money too but it’s ok because i have more money
what are you even trying to say?

>>27741017
Just bad circumstances honestly. The government’s handling of covid was bad both left and right, Biden is going to fuck the economy even more, but I don’t see everything being telegraphed. Hegies did lose some money after all, though they’re probably fine now and just have to report a small Q1 loss.

>>27736838
oh shit nigger what are you doing

It is a real shame you have to use your (((social security number))) for everything, isn’t it?

>>27738904
Imagine posting demoralization threads on Reddit and then posting it here before it gets deleted

>>27739571
>Never make any big decision when you are feeling anything but content
Literally the single best piece of advice you could ever give out.

>>27741809
just because your parents never accepted you doesn't mean you shouldn't accept me

>friend put few thousand in at around $80
>we both did
>I sold last Friday at around $300 but he kept holding
>just let him make his own decisions instead of strongly urging him to get out because it was a bubble
>said "yeah maybe it hasn't been squeezed" and shit like that because I'm constantly questioning myself and don't know everything about the market
>say that it could have value in the future after he brings up Cohen and shit and its possible

I feel like such a terrible friend, obviously I knew but for some reason stopped short of telling him what to do. I did one thing but still thought it could maybe happen but was playing it safe by taking my money. Should have just said expressly to fucking sell. Now I am because it will obviously be at $20 later this week or at least lower. Fucking hell never again. Talking about markets with friends is a no no. Greed is too powerful.

>>27742739
its like GME is the only stock in the market... wtf

>>27742739
this must be bots what the fuck

>>27742085
On the one hand I feel bad for the guy, on the other he knows he's addicted to the thrill of gambling (namely sports betting) and he's browsing a forum called wall street bets. That's like a recovering alcoholic hanging out at a bar.

>>27742085
Lmao, without the RH fuckery it would easily have hit 600 and he'd have won

>>27737693
this has to be a troll

Real shit now is GME booming again or nah, these people keep saying it's gonna boom again 9th should I buy a stock for 60 bucks and see what happens or would that be retarded as fuck and I should buy AMC instead?

>>27742053
just because your parents never accepted you doesn't mean you can't accept me

>>27743100
and 1000, and 10k, and the moon lol

>>27739359
where did you meet your gf? seems b&r'd

>>27743190
>real shit now is GME booming again
are you seriously asking that anon

>>27737973
>They are so clueless and awful with their money
> I put around $2000 towards GME a bit late
Pot, kettle.

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

I'm uninstalling the 4chan app after making this post
You can't get me now faggots

>>27742983
Greed? maybe you are insecure and you autopiloted, if you are clueless about this stuff it's normal to try to not give advice because what if he sells and shit spikes up and he misses the big wave and "loses" thousands of $$$$, it would be your fault now no? It was his own decision and he should own it up imo.

>>27736838
NGL gme killed WSB was fund reading some decent DD, seeing some wins, some retards loosing it all.
Now it's all GME,AMC hold.

>>27743505
youll be back, you always come back

>>27742983
friendship and money is hard to mix... you did nothing wrong in getting your profit.

>>27739359
>real love of a woman
Kek. Women can love their children, but they love men the same way men love women. It's 100% conditional

>>27743100
possibly

>>27743349
yeah idk, what is the sell to buy ratio right now? it was 11% sell 88% buy, how did they covered the 140% short? i'm sorry im pretty clueless about all of this stuff, it's just that 60 bucks aint gonna hurt me you know? but yeah it's probably a dumb idea

>>27743190
you sound like a nigger. worse, a zoomer nigger

go ahead, get in at 60 and light your money on fire. your nigger stupidity will be there again to save you when sell those at 50 ish. my puts will profit off your gamble

REAL SQUOOZE HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED BEFORE.
TRUST THE SQUOOZE
WE WON BY A LANDSLIDE
HEDGE FUNDS COMMITTED MASSIVE MARKET FRAUD
WWB1WBA

>>27736838
These are the same people who mindlessly parroted Russia Collusion conspiracy theories.

>>27743455
nice song

>>27741470
beist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMR_IgXNs7E

>>27739359
damn i only lost 1k on this and havent told my gf yet, i hope you guys dont live together

>>27739963
Reddit is cancer. The best bet is to get people out IRL because if you try to post facts or good arguments on reddit the mods will 1984 your account to keep their sheep asleep

>>27736838
thats fucking hilarious, but realistically how fucked will RH be with trying to collect money for these losses? Aren't they still the ones on the hook for it regardless of if they get paid back or not?

>>27743730
I just type like that because english ain't my first language bro, I'm white if that matters lmao, I'm just asking a question, chill out man

>>27740043
I wanna see my coom run down raven’s thighs so bad

>>27743228
lmao what I shitty comeback

>>27739963
lmao gg wp

kek soon they will ban all topics of GME from wsb. good god you deserve the rope if you actually listened to any advice from them

>>27744063
>what I shitty
I may have fucked that up

>>27743639
>imagine being a cripple without a proper mother

>>27744078
what the fuck man

>>27743543
I knew it from my years in crypto though. Unironically was half listening to the redditors talking about the squeeze hasn't happened yet, and and to keep holding. I unironically repeated that to my dad at one point too. Only difference is I said fuck it and sold for my profit but I still feel like a retard for believing a bunch of teens when I knew better. I even had gone into their discord and realized they were a bunch of retarded young guys for the most part. But at first I said I wouldn't touch any of it with a 10 ft pole and said it would come down, because I wasn't on board initially either. As I said I got in at $80. Just pissed I got sucked into the drama and nonsense at all. Happy about gains but fuck. I feel the loss pain too.

>>27743601
I know that much at least

>>27743751
TWO MORE WEEKS

>>27739359
>my girlfriend just watched me lose 4k after warning me for days "you'll never beat the jew you'll lose your money, this is a stupid meme stock".
>No gloating. No, I told you so. No resentment. Her same happy self, understanding her role is to pick me back up again when I'm knocked down.
>You've never experienced the real love of a woman so you'll never understand this.
Why aren't you married to her yet faggot? Best recover those losses quick son so you don't lose all of her respect.

>>27744102
I could see Reddit straight up just delete WSB entirely after this fiasco.

>>27744078
does this guy think buying stocks is just like buying a bag of chips or something? lol

>>27742739
sunk cost fallacy is so heckin based

Unironically Biden was illegitimately elected and you'd have to be a retard not to see that. Fact.

>You are retarded if you think otherwise.
Now let me hear some cope.

>>27737822
Geddy Lee looks like THAT?

>>27738606
I'm too lazy to actually do it but I wonder what you would find if you were to investigate the post history if these accounts. When were they created. Do they have a history of posting on wsb. Have they had months on no activity until last week. Were their posts upvoted by bots.

Of course there were many legti retards who bought into the hype but I have a feeling there was a helping hand in building that hype and keeping it rolling.

I'm retarded and have $1400 in. If I sold now I'd get $285. There is no option but to hold at this point.

>>27743757
If you ever need to be reminded why the mass suicide of redditors is hysterical, just go to r/all and look at the font page of reddit at any given time

Also:
>not pro-trump
>am not bagholding nor did I lose money on GME
>>27744326

Gold Mine
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetstest/
I now understand why they call themselves retards. It's a cop out excuse to go along with "not financial advice". They know their shit will fomo, they know people will lose money they arent willing to lose, and they have to say this to sleep at night knowing their shilling cost their fellow redditors millions of dollars most of which are back in the billionaires pockets. THanks reddit

>>27741549
>sad

Lmao no

>>27744245
Their soiboi ceo who married the nigger ape who pretends to play tennis when she isn't steroid raging...
What was I saying again, oh yeah plebbit is the worst company on earth.

>>27744482
i wonder what kind of personal accomplishments fuel a post like this

>>27737822
I'm dying here

>>27739899
>I have to say, I am having a lot of fun because of meme stock.
Exactly this. Anyone who isn't only spending their spare change is top tier retarded. I made out decently on other stocks and got hosed because I bought into the hype: my reaction is "haha, playing casino games are fun! What meme stock to blow money in next?" You win some, you lose some at the game, but you have to remember the odds are stacked with the house. We'll never be pic related precisely because we treat it as disposable dollars and a way to have fun.
Btw nice digits there.

>>27744326
the record turnouts were because it was way easier to vote this year than any others. You could just send it in the mail rather than wait for hours in a pollbox lines, or have to take time off work. It was just a lot more convenient for people to vote, and more people actually did vote this year than ever before.

>>27744222
well, hard to not get on board with all the hype and people investing so much, some bought 1/4 million in stocks and shit like that, why wouldn't you do the same right? it happens man, even to the best of us, I talked about it to my friends to my mother and brother, but since we are poor as fuck no one bought, even my rich friend didnt because he is clueless and was too lazy so oh well, I just looked like a dumbass happens bro, I really wanted to buy one at 300$ because the squeezy and shit I believed in that shit I'm so glad I didn't buy shit

>>27739359
She just leaned over my shoulder, read this and called you a pussy.

>>27744241
she sounds based

>>27739963
GO BACK FAGGOT R*EDDIT JANNIE

I feel like shit after realizing I only made 1k from GME after being up 15k at one point. But reading these makes me feel alot better holy fuckin kek

>>27739606
im not a faggot.

>>27741017
>I'm pretty much convinced at this point everything is planned out. We're going to be in for some rough times. Might be worse than the great depression but who knows.
good. I want weimar 2.0 ASAP so that we can have the proper conditions for the hero of time return and save us from the yids.

>>27744245
they love to do that

>>27743228
go back nigger

>>27744326
just two more weeks

>>27744557
>what kind of personal accomplishments
not buying GME at >$10 per share

>>27743562
>NGL gme killed WSB was fund reading some decent DD, seeing some wins, some retards loosing it all.
>Now it's all GME,AMC hold.
this desu. I want more loss porn but instead all I get is "diamond hands!" "hold!" and "TO THE MOON"

>>27743716
You're right, you are clueless, so stop throwing money at something you have no fucking idea about.

heres the trans hotline because i know some of yall need this

>>27744374
>I'm too lazy to actually do it but I wonder what you would find if you were to investigate the post history if these accounts. When were they created. Do they have a history of posting on wsb. Have they had months on no activity until last week. Were their posts upvoted by bots.
this is why most people here hate reddit faggots... his post is a meme by itself, its not like its a serious document you faggot, who the fuck cares if its real, its funny, thats the point, suck my dick

>>27736838

That screenname

are bag holding retards still going on about "muh fight against wall st" when Melvin is literally who and Blackrock owns THIRTEEN FUCKING PERCENT OF GAMESTOCK SHARES?

>>27744861
>I feel like shit after realizing I only made 1k from GME after being up 15k at one point. But reading these makes me feel alot better holy fuckin kek

My top tier respect for people who sold at 500; I would have dumped everything at 100.

>>27744482
HAHHAHH omg free thinking jesus

I chucked $1000 into GME at $320. Haven't sold, it's hilarious how people have lost everything and are crying online. In the same amount of time I've made $14k from crypto. Not every investment is going to soar, but as long as you're up on average then you're good.

>>27745247
>are bag holding retards still going on about "muh fight against wall st" when Melvin is literally who and Blackrock owns THIRTEEN FUCKING PERCENT OF GAMESTOCK SHARES?
Yeah. The only people who ever talk about Blackrock are the guys at Fash the Nation and TheRightStuff.biz

>>27742196
Thats enough to get him red flagged and vanned.

>>27744326
>>27744667
Nigga did you watch this live? The moment it became mathematically impossible for biden to win they shut down across multiple states simultaneously (which has never happened in a US election before) and upon restarting biden jumped up by hundreds of thousands at once. How fucking dumb do you have to be to swallow that?

The same people who realize you can't truth the media vehemently defend Biden's legitimacy.

>>27745003
I don't know what that means but I'll assume it's some qanon shit which is just strawmanning. If that's the case you're doing it because you're coping with the fact you're not smart enough to do anything else.

>>27745336
what crypto projects have you thrown money at? after seeing all the jewish tricks im done with stocks, decentralized finance is the way to go

>>27745336
>I chucked $1000 into GME at $320. Haven't sold, it's hilarious how people have lost everything and are crying online. In the same amount of time I've made $14k from crypto. Not every investment is going to soar, but as long as you're up on average then you're good.
Fucking this. Why do people invest when they don't have the money to do so?

>>27744541

>>27741017
LOL NOT IF YOURE HODLING PHYSICAL SILVER DUMBASS. PRINT THIS OUT SO YOU CAN LOOK AT IT WHEN THE ELECTRIC GRID GOES DOWN.

>>27745439
lol *trust

>>27738509
As soon as it hit 100 I guarantee multiple people did, they just didn't die with their Robinhood app open, so it's not going to be reported as a GME suicide...

>>27743228
locked newfag

>>27741770
could've put that money in GME puts & made a lot as well. Sad

These threads are comfy as fuck but please stop taking a big shit in them with Biden vs Trump debate.. There are obviously tons of people on the left and right who got fucking rekt fomoing into GME, none cares about your dull comparisons to other things take it to pol.

>>27745439
>Nigga did you watch this live? The moment it became mathematically impossible for biden to win they shut down across multiple states simultaneously (which has never happened in a US election before) and upon restarting biden jumped up by hundreds of thousands at once. How fucking dumb do you have to be to swallow that?
There is no doubt that the election was rigged and democracy is fake and gay, but you are a fool if you think Biden is any different than Trump. They are doing the exact some bullshit with juuuuust enough variance in things that don't matter to fool you into thinking that there are two parties here.

Liberals never get what they want unless it aligns with their rich masters.
Conservatives never get what they want unless it further enriches their rich masters.

>>27744326
>>27744536
>>27745439
...? Why are you even in this thread? Are you taking a /pol/ diarrhea all over the place because you think it's a chance to "redpill" another board?

>>27745480
Greed. Greed is so incredibly powerful, this is why I actually respect religious folk because they understand this innately. The market is mostly illogical and the driving forces are psychological. Fear of missing out is huge.

>>2774064
This was pretty funny, but why did you green text it Melvin?

>>27745481
jesus christ that's depressing as fuck, i hope he wins the respect of his kids back. fuck money not everyone is responsible enough to handle it

BLOOD DIAMOND HANDS
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>>27742071
This shit is like some horrifying train wreck that you can't stop looking at

>>27745439
rigging was clear as day and lost a lot of money that was the last time im ever betting against jews, I knew all these retarded gme redditors would eventually rope betting against the jew

>>27745439
trust the plan

Hello. Serious question, please.

Will the stocks rise up a bit if all these retards eventually either sell or be forced to sell their shares? I have 1 of them, at 270. Which is like 1 week of work for me. That's not a huge loss for me, I have savings way over that amount. But my brother told me to buy and I said okay whatever, luckily for that he only bought 1 too.

Soo, should I wait with selling it or doesn't matter? Thank you

>>27745729
>>>/vt/
go back to the orange's board

>>27745481
How many people blew their life up like this? God damn, just a matter of time before suicides

>>27745963
redditors are probably gonna pump this in denial one last time, keep an eye open tomorrow, my average is 85.50 so i still have a getaway plan

>>27744999
did you just use the n-slur? don't you know that makes you a racist?

>>27745439
>The moment it became mathematically impossible for biden to win they shut down across multiple states simultaneously (which has never happened in a US election before) and upon restarting biden jumped up by hundreds of thousands at once. How fucking dumb do you have to be to swallow that?
What are you talking about? There was an unprecedented flood of mail in ballots because of Covid, and because Democrats took it more seriously they were less likely to do in-person voting. So the mail-in ballots were obviously going to be more Democratic than the in-person votes. This was known well in advance.
>they shut down across multiple states
You mean poll workers had to go home for the night and then resume counting ballots the next day? That's not surprising at all.

>>27745729
It's all that these faggot mutts regurgitate regardless of what board they're in

>>27737742
LMAO I hope this pasta sticks around

>>27745963
Sir you should needfully sell now, many profit to be still had no worry

>>27737390
It’s a longstanding tactic over there. They’re either trolling or getting away with it.

>>27745608
its going to close under 60 today, at this point is easy to see how this will end

That roaring kitty guy took his money and the nigga ran, these plebs are trying to dig out something that has already been dug.

At least on biz someone is bound to call you a retarded nigger if you do stupid shit. On WSB, any dissenting opinion is lost in the machine of upvotes and downvotes. The echo chamber is real.

>>27745753
>Greed. Greed is so incredibly powerful, this is why I actually respect religious folk because they understand this innately. The market is mostly illogical and the driving forces are psychological. Fear of missing out is huge.
Jesus, that makes a lot of sense, but it's also fucking horrifying.

>>27745729
imagine trying to redpill biz, pol sometimes is retarded...

Im from reddit and whats the best way to leave this cruel world. The wall street elites will never fall.

>>27741017
Doesn't the Great Reset require the vast majority of people to be heavily in debt so they will accept the abolition of all debt? In exchange for certain giving up their rights ofc.

>>27745910
>rigging was clear as day and lost a lot of money that was the last time im ever betting against jews, I knew all these retarded gme redditors would eventually rope betting against the jew
It's their game; the best we can do is try and figure out how to profit from their rules: the key is to understand what their rules are. Obviously, the best solution is to just remove them, but if this didn't wake everyone up then that day is still far away.

>>27736838
Never selling but still fucking kek.

>>27739359
Thanks for holding my bags, I'm happy for you

>>27744326
TWO
WEEKS

>>27746137
>It's all that these faggot mutts regurgitate regardless of what board they're in
don't confuse old pollacks with q anon trump tards please sir.

>>27745694
>There is no doubt that the election was rigged and democracy is fake and gay
Yep.
>you are a fool if you think Biden is any different than Trump
No. Trump was kinda retarded and a traitor but he's night and day compared to Biden.

You're over-simplifying things to a the point where they're no longer true.

>>27745729
>A grown man posting anime claims to be the voice of reason.
I don't care what gay shit you do mate but don't copepost please.

>>27746316
>imagine trying to redpill biz, pol sometimes is retarded...
the problem is I think most of us understand that jews run shit (i mean it's fucking /biz of course we've seen it), but we actually understand we can't do anything about it and are just trying to survive (comfortably) within their rules.

>>27744557
None.

20 year old plebbitors are hilarious haha

>>27746137
>>27746316
Like it'd be one thing if he tried to somehow tie it into GME but it has NOTHING to do with the board or the thread subject lmfao. It's like some street preacher screaming at you outside of a Jamba Juice.

>>27744541
Is this a fucking screenshot of a redditpost of a picture of someones fucking screen?

>>27744078
???????????????

>>27739359
she said that while sucking my cock i confirm

>post diamond hands
>post rocket emojis
>post MOON in all caps
>somehow convince swathes of people who don't know what they are doing to part with their money under the guise of sticking it to the man
>people now spam the same things again to justify their precarious position
>lose everything
is there a name or more examples of something comparable to this

>>27744326
Pic related is what I still don't understand. How the fuck do you find votes on a USB stick?

>>27746241
Which is why as investors it's so important to remain emotionless about investments, not marry them, to try hard to remain objective, and to understand how those psychological and emotional forces impact the market.

love how the people who did the best sold at 420.69

>>27745963
its never going back to the price you paid, you can still get whatever its worth, set it to today's top value maybe

>>27739551
imagine if he had just bought LINK with that money

>>27746210
very true, its sad how wsb was like this before, if someone said stupid shit people would call them out on it, but now the 7 million newfags completely drown them out. voting systems are a mistake.

>>27746069
there are a few people who put 500k+ and even some guys that put over a million, all at 200+ a share...

>>27746637
>some street preacher screaming at you outside of a Jamba Juice.

>>27745481
Sounds like a pajeet name. Who the fuck cares. Remember kids: redditors aren't white.

>>27738408
Pure gold

>>27746093
nigger tongue my anus

>>27741770
He lost because he can’t realize that for himself. It’s the mentality. All that’s on CNBC all day are obvious household names like Square that are up 100% or more for the year.

I have ZERO sympathy for any of these redditors. fuck them and their dogshit website

>>27745935
Yeah you're a retard, more power to you.

>>27746116
My god this is the dumbest post in the thread, I can only assume you are young. I'll ignore your conjecture but I'll point out that the poll workers were on 24/7 and they have never been sent home in the history of US elections AND there's video of them "sending people home" while a group stayed behind, pulling out a container of ballots from under the desk to continue to count ballots. I'm going to assume you're too brainwashed to engage in rational discussion from the absolute state of your post.

>>27746840
>voting systems are a mistake.
true say. they are inherently flawed and it is exacerbated immensely when there are huge amounts of users because only the things said users want to to see filter to the top. it's basically impossible for dissenting views to be seen

>>27746615
lel im 20 as well and shut down that superiority complex years ago, funny how where you choose to lurk develops you as a person

>>27747112
>I'll ignore your conjecture but I'll point out that the poll workers were on 24/7 and they have never been sent home in the history of US elections AND there's video of them "sending people home" while a group stayed behind, pulling out a container of ballots from under the desk to continue to count ballots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl98BJsGPfg

>>27746730
BLM and the past for years in general
>burn cities down
>screech relentlessly
>companies simply change their log to a rainbow color
>somehow that alone convinces people they're winning
>riots/protests are over
>nobody gives a shit anymore, nothing's changed except some people died, got injured, and cities burned
>companies hand rubbing intensifies

>>27743455
Fucking kek

>>27741807
What if it is Trump?

>>27746730
the entirety of identity politics
especially trump supporters after they lost

>>27746637
Well I noticed a lot of people ITT tying qretards with gmeretards with the reality of a fraudulent election. If you came here for salt, well then aiding you.

>uninstalled the app
Oh jesus

>>27739359
>"you'll never beat the jew you'll lose your money, this is a stupid meme stock"
That's a keeper.

>>27747328
holy fuck. this guy might as well be manic

>>27744813
are you me a faggot reddit and then asking for a Jannie to ban me? Or are you calling me a faggot reddit jannie?

Neither makes since lmao. I'm sorry for ruining such a great board.

>>27746975
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH O MY GOD THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE IM LITERALLY SHAKING PLEASE WILL SOMEONE HELP ME I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT!!!!!

>>27744063
You do realize you're browsing a board that thinks nigger tongue my anus is a good comeback

>>27747328
Many such cases

>DFV being investigated and will have to testify now
Based

I remember reading a quote that went something like, when you have people pretending to be retarded eventually actual retards will find them and think they are in good company without realizing they are barely joking.

>>27742196
great pad the the gun violence numbers so she-jack can pass the retarded hr 127 and ruin america.
>i hate reddit. so much.

>>27746210
the theory when they created reddit (yeah i know this because) was that the upvoted opinions or news or posts would be the correct or the least wrong and the most relevant, unfortunately this never happened. reddit is by far the most echo chamber ever online, its much worse them twitter or facebook.

>>27737693
kek that projection

>>27737693

>>27746322
kys

>>27741922
kek its over

>>27747281
Wow lies and excuses, you wouldn't expect that from people committing fraud.

What's your excuse for the 100,000+ votes added at 4am after people were sent home.

>>27738319

>>27747666
Hes asking how to kill himself and you tell him to kill himself.

I thought us redditors were the retards?

>>27737742
Stop posting this everywhere you projecting faggittt

I realized gme was a ponzi scheme for reddit on a dead company when the faggot mods deleted my negative post questioning the hype.

>made 10k on ETH this week
>bought 1 GME at $300 just for the ebin memez
>feel like shit

What is wrong with me? This was a good week. I should be happy.

>>27747561
My dad started browsing reddit and went from a redpilled shit poster to a left leaning shit poster. Because shit posting from the left perspective receives more upboats and less bans. Approval of the masses is damaging.

>>27746730
hive mentality or cult.
also, lets not forget that AOC and Elon Musk twitted about this

>>27741922
>>27747737
this was debunked bro, site is back up
https://squeeze.bonner.jp/

>>27736838
>not over yet
>buy games at GameStop
>stonk go brrrr

>>27747799
>100,000+ votes added at 4am after people were sent home
Show me where this happened.

>>27746780
yup, many of the early adopters had this meme and they stuck to it

>>27738509
Covid strikes again

>>27747281
If you're dumb enough to believe what somebody tells you just because they hold a position of "authority" instead of looking up what physically happened then you are too dumb to trade, that's honest advice.

>>27737693
we reached the point where I can't tell anymore if it's a troll or just another delusional retard because people like this are obviously out there.

>>27737693
Holy shit a professional retard

r/gme_meltdown

Enjoy friends

>HAVE YOU ANALYZED THE MARKET?

>>27747112
States reserved the right to take a week or more counting well in advance.

>>27739359
she maybe quiet on it but she aint impressed, she’s your girlfriend not your mom and you’ll find that out the hard way if you keep that up

GUYS PLEASE HOLD BUY MORE PLEASE GUYS ITS NOT ABOUT MONEY IM DOWN 90 % BUT PLEASE BUY! IM NOT SELLING BUT BUY PLEASE

i'm a bit out of the loop anyway around GME. why exactly did the price pump up to 300 plus dollars and why exactly have retarded redditors like >>27737693 buy in and double down on a losing position? i don't recall gamestop doing anything monumental recently?

>>27748139
fuck i cropped out the number, its $60

>>27745463
I've been in crypto since 2014 so I'm not really buying right now. My measly salary won't make much of a dent in my crypto portfolio. Ethereum is the best, safe, long term investment. Other than that I would recommend Maker, Monero, and Augur. Only buy truly decentralized coins and not shit like ripple.

>>27747328
>did the right thing
>by losing all his money

>>27748226
r/wallstreetbets and sort by top posts of all time
They have the sources there

>>27747447
>That spacing
Go back

>>27737742
kek

>>27747880
Nothing is wrong with you, but you should take a break from this board for a while. The banter is getting to you. You made a gamble and you lost. That's it. No reason to feel bad, just go do something else/focus on what to do with your gains etc

>>27747916
complete bullshit. I hope Elon realizes that the only way to get my forgiveness after losing 1k is by offering Grimes' pussy to me in his manor. AOC isn't exempt either, she's going to have to arrive at the manor and offer her pussy and tits for me too, in a conjoined threesome.

>>27739942
I laffd

>>27737693
Literal shill. I can't tell what shills are shilling which shills anymore, only about 1/4 of the posts I'm seeing both here and on leddit seem genuinely retarded, the rest are obvious fucking shills. That leddit comment is a shill or troll, 110%.

>>27748042
Another take on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq1QvLdznyo
You're choosing to trust that Trump attorney Jackie Pick who was NOT under oath. I'm choosing to trust the election officials, state investigators, this media report, etc.

>>27748226
Basically people were trying to short squeeze and banking on a repeat of this. The hype around the short turned into a meme bubble though

These people are actually crazy. I guess the only ones left in this would be the delusional ones. Then again it doesn't surprise me that someone stupid enough to think uninstalling an app would make it magically go away, but you have to be stupid to use Robinhood as an "investing" platform anyways so it was bound to happen.

>>27747447
nigger you need to go back
>spacing
you actually made me laugh tho not gonna lie

Here's a fresh one

>>27746524
>he's night and day compared to Biden
He's not.
>tax cuts that expire for the goyim but not the rich
>almost started a war with iran
>no real immigration reform, just kicked out some illegals like every single president
>more money for israel
>didn't do shit about corporate """"""""""donations"""""""" to politicians

it really is a delight

>>27748308
>buy book

>open book

>mfw the book uses reddit spacing

FUCK YOU REDDIT

This insanity will leave lots of people as bagholders of bodybags, fuck the pumpers

>>27739921
You poor bastard

>WSB is imploding right now

>>27736838
>can't get margin called if you unplug your phone

>>27748002
Well I know what happens next, you have another excuse right?

Sorry, I'm not going to post screenshots because I can't be fucked, but this is quite funny.
>a month ago this guy posts to the 'self-improvement' sub
>Money are a product of compound interest. The serious returns come from consistent investments made over the course of many decades.
https://www.reddit.com/r/selfimprovement/comments/kq55f8/here_are_7_truths_i_take_from_2020_to_2021_and/
>one month later
>450 shares at $350. I’m holding
>literally throws away 150k after getting greedy
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lcjqmk/450_shares_at_350_im_holding/

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lcjqmk/450_shares_at_350_im_holding/

>>27747812
THEY ARE WITH US GOYIM

WSB mods got kicked/left and replaced with bots/jews. Lmao this is too good

>>27736838
Hello OP. I am back to tell you about Sentinel dvpn. I don't understand why you always ignore me. Your going to miss out on the greatest thing ever. Don't be late. HEHE

>>27739606
kek

>>27743100
Yeah it probably would have. The bubble would have gotten so much bigger and the pop would have been even larger

>>27748553
noncut version, pain messed up

>>27739963
Plebbit is cancer and absolutely nothing good comes from their militaristic hive-minded eternal circlejerk.

another sad part, there is an offshoot of wsb in german called /r/mauerstrassenwetten, so if any german speakers want to see the same retardation from krauts, knock yourself out.

>>27747844
dude just because I say nigger and gas the kikes doesn't mean I will tell someone how to kys for fun, I'm not a bad person, suck my dick

>>27748525
Comparing your cringe reddit ways to based books? Go back.

>>27747328
>my gf
>our savings
What a fucking simp, even when married why would you pool your money with a woman?

>>27748660
Okay now this is Wisconsin, not Georgia. But where are the timestamped NYT entries? For all I know it was just the NYT reporting the numbers later.

>>27739606
God damnit I had to read what the hott lady was drinking

>>27739359
I told my gf I was house shopping while still having her pay for groceries and dates because I'm a neet but a millionaire and she doesn't question it

>Reddit

Feb 9th guys!!! HODDLLLL DIAMOND hANDSS BOISS LESGOOOOOoo

>>27747886
its almost impossible to post anything "offensive" on reddit now, I use it to look at photos of alien and ufo and other conspiracy, one day I commented on the conspiracy sub got perma banned..

>>27747953
>the company you own

Retard

>>27739359
>You've never experienced the real love of a woman

This board is 18 & up

>>27748226
Literally a meme. Some people knew it was a pump and dump and made money. Clueless normies bought in because they thought it was a crusade against hedge funds.

>>27747923
you right its back up

>>27748469
Let's take one example to disprove your entire theory: War. You're wrong.

>>27748440
I don't know who that is, I'm not trusting anybody. This is what you don't understand and unless you get past this faulty belief you'll never be worth anything. You don't trust people, you look at physical reality, you look at the facts.

>I'm choosing to trust the election officials, state investigators, this media report, etc.
So you agree that you're illogical, that you haven't though this through.

>>27748929
I have other charts that say the same thing. It's your choice to delude yourself and it's not my job to coax you out of it.

>>27744363
I bought a fender jazz bass with part of my GME loot as a trophy kek

>>27748525
kek

>>27748443
>These people are actually crazy. I guess the only ones left in this would be the delusional ones.
i'm scrolling through this gme megathread on wsb now and it's fascinating. people seem to be ok with simply losing their money because they think they are having some positive impact on the world

>>27748761
Why do people make such stupid decisions when ask for help with suicidal thoughts? Nobody can help them, it’s like the gambler who wipes out his money at the casino again and again

>>27747953
10/10 shit post

>>27748143
lol retard

>>27749318
You're too far down the /pol/ rabbit hole to be coaxed out with facts so I'll leave you to hopefully figure it out yourself. You probably think the same of me, so whatever. Have a good rest of your day anon.

>>27743168
Maybe maybe not
His account looks less than 24hrs old
https://www.reddit.com/user/TicTicB00M/
>>27738904
Obviously fake /10
>>27739921
See you at $6
>>27742085
Didn’t it get to $500+ why weren’t his orders executed? Or was it just a wick?>>27742394
100%
>>27742739
Cringe

>>27748865
I pool my money in with my wife. We're both troglodytes so my fear of her bailing is like -20%.

>>27749318
> make a thread to laugh at loss porn
/pol/ niggers shit it up with political garbage, you cunts are insufferable

>>27740694
>headgies btfo
Guess who made the most profits of the bubble?
>t-two weeks
Q was a scam and his predictions were either shit tier vague or false
>together strong apes!
pretty racist
>look at the volume
AAAAAAND IT'S GONE
>the squeeze hasn't even started
*citation needed
>no way they covered
yes, they covered
>papa elon and mark cuban are on our side
elon is a confirmed "SOLAR FRICKING HYPERLOOP" retard
>d-diamond hand
empty hands it is
>its a short ladder attack
Always has been
>we're going to the moon
Sounds pretty suicidal to me
>its being manipulated!
YES!
>im not selling
thanks for holding the bag

>>27749496
>no u
Ok retard.

I don't go on pol and I'm not that invested in this. What I do despise are morons.

>>27741694
Then go back and stop shitting up our site nigger I don't care about soiboy r*ddit drama. That's for bitches and faggots

>>27748139
600 at 26$...
this got to be a troll why did he not sell? lmao

>>27749312
now if gme is back up... heh.. that's another problem

>>27742196
absolute madchad

>>27749624
I don't go on pol. Also if you want some "loss porn" just get a picture of yourself when you were a boy and then compare it to your reflection lol

>>27748815


Paragraphs

Exist

To

Make

Reading

Easier

.

Literally thousands of newfags find this site everyday and your primary concern is the amount of newlines between statements. In reality, i stopped browsing this site 7 years ago because of retards like you. They think they look smart buy just regurgitating the same insults.

>>27748193
>GUYS ITS NOT ABOUT MONEY
maybe go to /pol/ were there a bigger chance of finding Joker posters.

>>27736838
Lol rekt

>>27750003
>being this autistic

>>27748226
short answer: reddit meme, Elon musk twitted about it.

>>27742209
This is why I prefer 4chan, reddit is an echochamber.

All the dread and despair makes me want to cash out half of my crypto investments just because the horror these people are in has me worried

>>27748761
he did it, rip

I sold gme at a big loss ~1.4k

If it actually starts squeezing and shit and i could have break even, i will get probably crazy. I hold until fucking 60 or so. Oh well.

Do you think this is larp?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lcki4u/gme_hedge_fund_insider_reporting/

>>27750104
I can't find this article. Is it fake?

>>27748363
AOC has big milkers

>>27749896
Look mommy I’m talking tough online fuckoff loser and go and sniff Biden’s farts nobody cares

>>27749907
.
you know you can just not reply to people who call you a reddit spacer? right? stop shitting up the thread

>>27748796
Then why did you reply in the first place? Did you think it was funny? You are a beta male that thinks this polynesian knitting site is just a place where you sling insults in order to get attention. Its people like you that ruined this site.

you arent and will never be funny

>>27749896
Savage