/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27690870
no he bought doge before pumping it so he can sell his bags obviously. he is a genius.,

>>27690933
this

>>27690870
no he's just a retarded narcissist

>>27690870
He is John McAfee of 2021

all my coins were doing so well... we were in the middle of some nice gains... its all gonna crash again... i hate this man

He's trying to singlehandedly kick off altseason

>>27691139
did he ever eat his dick or whatever he said hed do?

>>27690933
Checked and correct

>>27690870
He's probably sitting around with a few people just having fun and joking while the mob is losing their minds. I'd do it.

>>27690870
He smoked a donut in live at Joe Rogan! I heard he will bake donuts every day now like an addict! GO ALL IN DONUTS MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!!!

>>27691272
dont know what alts ur holding but he fucked all of mine up

>>27690933
>>27690988
>what is SEC

he already got assfucked for pumping his stocks, but doing it on crypto can actually get him in jail this time.
just an eccentric dumbass.

>>27690870
We're all fucked if he keeps up with this

>>27691337
Forgot the source.

>>27690870
what did he do?

OKAY
so it’s falling
Where is the next floor?

>>27690870
I hope so. Insane millionaires are kino.

>>27691403
lmao the richest man on earth going in jail ?
it doesn't work like this

>>27691403
does SEC monitor cryptos? I thought cryptos were above the law

>>27690870
he also took bitcoin out of his profile. its ogre lads

Insecure child, who was most likely bullied in school and he never grew up and got over that. This is now causing him to desperately seek attention and try to overcompensate by whatever means for his lack of confidence.

What did Grimes pussy do to him

>>27690933
it's actually reverse, he's the one pumping and keeping the bags so normies can get monies
fucking based

>>27691403
Retard alert

>>27691403
Imagine unironically thinking that the richest man in the world will ever go to jail.

>>27691139
sans killing dogs & being shat on by nigger hookers

>>27690933
His wallet is already know and there is no movement in it.

>>27691653
Bingo.

Mfw I fomo'd into doge at 55 and Im a complete idiot

>>27691514
it actually does when you live in a democracy, not that you would understand, chang

>>27691403
Do SEC goes after individuals for crypto? Non amerifag here

>>27691665
He's nowhere close to being the richest man.

>>27691557
they're going to soon with this kind of shit
expect repercussions
i'm sure that 2 billion dollar XRP pump and dump already is on their radar

>>27691606
armchair psychologist gives final verdict

>>27690933
>richest man in world risking jailtime to pump himself some crumbs off bitchcoin
no, he's just fucking with your brain

>>27691847
Lmao

>>27691729
unregulated market

>>27691514
yeah he could assfuck any court system in America for the rest of his life.

>>27691715
The law is a lot more complicated that you realize, retard. He could back up any court indefinitely with the best lawyers until they're begging to get rid of him.

>>27691715
>he thinks America is a democracy
O I am LAFFIN

>>27691403
That's not 'pumping' his stocks

>>27691895
Gotcha.

>>27691715
We live in a society.

>>27691847
Don't be mad Elon, nobody but reddit zoomers take you seriously

>>27690870
>mfw bought top of the pump
trying to desperately average down now in hopes americans pump it again when they wake up

>>27690870
he is high again

>>27691715
America is a republic you retard

He got hacked. Only a brain dead, imagine boards addict zoomer would write
>No need to be a gigachad to own

>>27691715
>democracy
no such thing

>>27691715
Weak bait, even for a mutt

>>27691606
This is more fun and cool than looking confident though. I envy him, if you see something that wrong with lashing out because of happiness and seeking attention and acting like a crackhead that you call someone bullied, sounds like you have the problem, he can do whatever he wants, and he chooses to not be a serious fake asshole, good for him, and I doubt he would care about getting bullied at this point lol I am not the richest man and I got over SEVERE bullying (being stripped naked, beat dowj to a pulp, laughing stock of tens of people, humiliated beyond suicide) so there's that.

>>27690870
He has so much money and followers that he thinks he's above us all, toying with our money like it's a game.

>>27692634
>Only a brain dead, imagine boards addict zoomer would write
The fuck do you think Elon is?

>>27691873
>richest man in world
No he's not. His fortune is based mainly on the fact that he owns 20% of Tesla's shares, unfortunately for him he will never be able to sell them without the price collapsing completely.
Stop repeating the bullshit of journalists, please.
I like this guy, but you have to be objective, he is completely overrated, just like his companies.

>>27691606
the guy just needs a fren

>>27691047
this

>>27692829
gambling is just like a video game

It was obvious he lost his mind when he called the Thai cave rescuer a kid fucker

>>27691689
>implying he has only 1 wallet
do you know how crypto works?

>>27692829
He's not getting any of that money for himself though, he's basicaly giving people money because it's funny having a meme make people rich while boomers seethe

>>27693004
That would imply this nigger has over half of all dogecoin in the world which is ludicrous

and possible.

>>27691403
SEC don't give a shit about your shitcoin faggot

>>27691408
Canopy makes good donuts and they’re already cleared to go to the US, late 2021.

>>27690870
He's just a little bit behind, he'll be tweeting RBC by December, once it has hit $25 and is listed on every major exchange.

>>27691331
He lurks here for sure look at the way he types these days

>>27692901
>muh paper gains
so the fuck what? just because paper gains aren't realized until you sell doesn't mean they're meaningless. you can borrow heaps of money collateralized against your paper gains at miniscule interest. they give you notoriety and respect. they attract other investors to your other projects like digging giant holes into the ground or blasting rockets into the sky which make you more money. paper gains are as real as you want them to be.

>>27690870
still have to give this guy credit for singlehandedly defeating the amazon jew with meme cars and meme rockets

>>27690870
I'm sure he's going to lunch a cup to service soon. He hinted a month ago on reviving X.com

>>27693237
You're grossly overestimating how much of 4chan is already diluted into other social media and probably how much of 4chan is from other social media. This place is normie-central.

>>27691047
>reeeeeeeee, i don't like successful people who don't apologize for their success.... rerreeeeeeeeeee

>>27693469
You're Elon aren't you?

>>27693528
Yes.

>>27693528
elon is a phoneposter?

>>27693280
At best he's THEORETICALLY the richest man in the world. Don't you think that Tesla is overvalued either?

>>27693017
except for the majority of his brain-dead followers who buy at the top and forever hold onto worthless stocks and coins.

He thinks he's doing autists a favor pumping the coin, he actually makes people throw their money to the garbage.
I hope the anons sell at a profit.

>>27693280
And to be honest, no matter how much giant holes he digs, no matter how many rockets he launches and crashes, or cars he builds, or pigs he lobotomizes, none of his businesses have been profitable in years.
He perfectly represents the clown world.

>>27690870
Remember his fake ass rocket landing last year when the camera feed cut out?

>off twitter for a while
>comes back a day later with 7 doge posts

Based. Bought 90000 at 7 cents!

>we fucking hate REDDIT
>sucks off elon musk on first opportunity

this nigga will get us all in some serious trouble with his adhd shit if he continues spamming shit about crypto

Serious question: Is this the kind of coin you sell the same day you buy?

>>27694363
DON'T buy it, last bull run exchanges wouldn't let people sell during the peak.

>>27694511
You're still using exchanges, anon?

please don't buy this shit if you have been in crypto for less than a year

>>27691514
Stock rich doesn't mean much. You need to be old money and well connected. Preferably a couple of politicians and the local law enforcement in your pocket.

>>27691298
He's in jail now, bro

>>27694739
What's the alternative?

>>27690870

Please ask the hacker known as 4chan to hack his account and delete it.

>>27694739
You serious? They're not gonna let me sell? Why the fuc

>>27690933
hes a literal billionaire you stupid faggot

>>27691715
>democracy
>usa
kek

>>27694908
DeFi protocols. They're more than a shill. If you can give up with a little money for gas, you can trade even if the exchanges won't let you sell. Better than getting left holding the bags

>>27690933
so much win in this redpill

>>27695179
>DeFi protocols
kek

>>27693591
I usually only have time to post from Tesla and I hate bringing my laptop on flights.

>>27695072
so? nigga so rich he fucks with peoples money now just to get a laugh.

>>27690870
>declared he was going to try to avoid Twitter for a few days
>now awake at the ungodly hour of 4:30 AM (Austin time) posting insane schizo shit
Elon is currently tripping balls approximately 16 hours into an acid trip with Grimes.
When you do LSD it keeps you awake for over 24 hours with fantastic visions and thoughts uncontrollably racing through your mind.
Elon anticipated this and knew he'd be tempted to post weird shit which is why he tried to block himself from Twitter during the trip. He failed.

>>27691715
Wow. its the other way you demotard. You get away with doing shit like this in a corrupt piece of shit called the american justice system with a slap on the wrist. If you do shit like this in PRC, you disappear into the moon and never return. Only making casual appearance through deepfake vids.

>>27692901
this. I cant believe the amount of people sucking his dick, worshipping him blindly like his farts smells like strawberries. He's doing all this to make his quick billion so he can continue funding his spaceX, without cashing out his TSLA stocks. Like a cult, its always the blind worshipers that end up getting burnt.

>>27690870
/biz/tards are just jealous.

>>27690870
must have been a neuralink experiment going wrong in his head
>>27691745
>elon not richest man
elaborate please, is putin the richest man in the world? I know people say gaddafi was the richest until the US made him ded

>>27691606
voicing your opinion to the world while not caring about the opinion of the plebs is high-confidence behaviour

>>27694293
it’s never gone above .055 you lying faggot

>>27697696
It peaked at 0.7

hate this mongoloid looking chink and his nigger loving amerishit fan club

>>27691606
Yeah at least he's not a fucking virgin like you

>>27690870
Hes literally a retard and sociopath and has been since day one. It became obvious on the joe rogan episode