/biz/ - Business & Finance

>just hodl bro we aren't at the top

kek lets dump when the normie hordes buy in

>>27639970
holy shit that green dildo

>>27640190
this is peak mania, but a lot of money to be made before the bubble deflates

>>27639970
Where the fuck do you buy it?

>>27641017
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xd2dda223b2617cb616c1580db421e4cfae6a8a85

thanks, just sold all

>>27641117
>Uniswap
Ugh...gas fees hurt

kek, it's popping off

>>27639970
Keep getting this error on MetaMask

>>27640190
>>27640720
You're acting like it's 2017, but we're in a different playing field now. The bubble may deflate a bit but crypto is becoming normalized and institutionalized, we won't see a massive crash like before. Everybody knows about bitcoin now and it's been in the news for years, we're entering a new phase of legitimization as an asset instead of a get rich quick scheme. Everybody who's in now already knows it's the future of the economy and doesn't want to sell for sub $30k anymore

>>27639970
>22mil subs
is this why capitalism made murder illegal? So it has millions of idiot slaves?

>>27639970
I bought the wrong bond fuck my life im gonna rope

>>27641723
Well, set higher slip%%%?

i hope he goes broke
i hate these faggot brothers

>>27639970
The only people who watch him are 12 years olds who have no money.

>>27641861
bro did you buy bonded finance?

>>27641787
The only thing becoming institutionalized is you.

I'm predicting the next crash to be to 12K, calling it now.

>>27639970
oh no it's 2018 all over again

>>27642102
Yeah, i mean i bought it when it was shilled here 2 months ago and BOND is a piece of shit stable coin while bondly pumped many times

>>27642200
See you at $100k you fucking retard. I hate bearfaggots like you.

>>27640303
you are the normie
this thread gave ma cancer

>>27642041
Yah I cant see many people above 18 watching this shit. Who even is this Paul guy? I've heard of him before but I still dont really know what he does.

>>27642200
i have 12k but my order is punched in at 4 coins for 3k

I'd pay 2 million to get the paul's off youtube forever

>it already pumped
yeah im not gunna FOMO in and lose everything.

>>27642358
This fag offered conor mcgregor $50m for a boxing match so i think you would need like 1b to get him off yt

>>27642322
Faggot YT e-celeb.

>>27642460
>tried to put 3 eth in 11 minutes ago
>transaction still pending
Guess I’m missing this one, almost fuckin had it

>>27642460
It's still early dude.

>>27642460
I understand, but imo its stupid not to FOMO
it's fucking ape season and when retarded shit happens, you just press buy

this is as big as it gets, literally shilling to normies

let it go and FOMO in

>>27642460
>yeah im not gunna FOMO in and lose everything.
It did 17 to 30c already

>>27639970
Transaction failed anyway, looks like I'm missing this one.

New ATH end of the hour lmao

And I'm out. I love you OP, thanks for making the thread. I bought in for 50 ETH and sold for 75.5 ETH.

>>27643821
Jesus christ anon i chickened out from buying 1eth worth congrats

>>27643821
That’s fucking sick, I wish I had so much to play with

>>27643910
Why? Its the clown season you gotta ape shit in

>>27644037
Thats all ive got in my wallet so i almost puked and said fuck logan paul im not gonna do it

>missed out on an easy 25%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK LOGAN PAUL

taking my entry now, based

>>27643821
gj mate

might be able to catch an entry now lul

is it ogre, bros

>>27645357
I think its just gonna dump now back 17

>>27645408
Kek logan paul n dump

>>27639970
Holy fucking shit ADA bros this is on Cardano

>>27645246
Thanks, fren. Never expected fucking Logan Paul of all people to make me money.

you guys killed the pump :( we could've got way more out of this

>>27645455
nah lol,second leg up soon

>>27646176
2018 year of the alts, 2021 year of the PnD

>>27646176
Nah be carefull

What do you fucks use to track prices in realtime? I just know the next shitcoin I buy is going to get shilled and I'll miss the 1-hour peak before the price collapses.

>>27646560
Uniswap to stablecoin

Holy shit, it's over.

>>27646560
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x9dc696f1067a6b9929986283f6d316be9c9198fd

Wow. I am emailing Logan Paul right fucking now and canceling my Maverick Club membership. This is an outrage. I'm financially ruined.

P-Please pump it again

>>27641787
>Everybody knows about bitcoin now
bitcoin was massive news in 2017 and everyone and their grandma knew about it.

>>27641117
can't wait to do a 2x but losing 60% on gas fees

>>27647733
that's my point, it was news then, bitcoin isn't news now more than any other asset

>>27646532
breh don't be a weak-handed bitch

shit like Bridge Mutual pumps continuously, if you think that this kind of shit in the ape season + NFT hype season is going to be just a 15m PnD, I don't know what to tell you

this is going to 100m mcap fueled by mania

>>27648451
It doesn’t need to be shilled street shitter, the big money knows it’s numero uno

>tfw bond boy for 4+ months now
So glad that I put time into investigating the platform.

>>27648512
I know its a good project but pump n dump is over for now

>>27643821
larping fag not a single 50 eth buy ever

>>27649906
This only 20k buys on txs

>>27649906
In:
https://etherscan.io/tx/0xa3e35ce3209a6a0c19e4dd73dfbd5603d20ecf9a612e48479675ea2c6083574b
Out:
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x7525269094a5d3360353c5e382315c3fb0efd94514c55f75dffe1f104a0fd376
https://etherscan.io/tx/0xe59bda09c16da96ebe10b2b1d3d959098a77cff7dcb90c25a5d7fbbf01359b6e

>>27639970
I'm in, let's see where this'll go

>>27650114
So you're a fag that has 15kk?
40k profit from boundly is not looking very exciting.

>>27650114
Send me something for good luck and because I really need it.
0xcd909b61d951d0d5e07a75136f11b0db2488472d

>>27650630
Eh, it's still pretty nice to get a quick 25 ETH profit even if it's a small fraction of my holdings. I find it especially funny that it's because of a dumb Logan Paul video.

>>27650911
out of curiosity, have you ever gotten anything from begging like that?

>>27650911
Fees are too high :^)

>>27650114
I know it will sound cheesy but I just got hacked and lost all my 0.25 ETH. If you could send me 0.25 ETH I will think about your gesture for the rest of my life anon.

>>27651356
It's the 3rd time I do it. Saw canceranon 2 days ago and I felt like hoping asking for help. I don't expect anything because of multiple reasons.
It would've been funny to larp to you saying someone gave me enough BTC to buy 10k linkies while telling me I'm gonna make it but I can't have fun anymore.

I already don't have much. I was trying to join a bug bounty program and the person that was teaching me stuff stole my wallet from me. Here is the transaction where he stole all that I had https://etherscan.io/tx/0x97977f64b50a5fd12bdd53cc4dc47f485103e257bd9be0a00700b485407c2c9a
If anyone wants to transfer something to my new, empty wallet, I promise that I always remember it.
Here is my new empty wallet 0x13A9FBDa2F0523dFee784E98c8F5814E5F88c5aC

>>27651502
btc
1BPQUpuVXHbXQ1KyViMACbyT8rkM5gcw8t

ah fuck, i had this on my shortlist. oh well.

>>27651997
If there was a 1% chance this worked all the pajeets of the world would constantly be begging.

>>27651538
>>27651997
That is not called hacking. And I bet that you are making up a lot, at least the date of the event with a random transaction.

>>27652474
They do this on the streets. Soon they will evolve..

>>27651997
>>27652002
Sorry, anons, but I don't really hand out anything here on /biz/. I've given a bit to a couple of people here throughout the years, but only because I asked them to give me an address to send to, not because they asked for anything. I'm too cynical to believe any sob stories.

>>27641787
>The bubble may deflate a bit but crypto is becoming normalized and institutionalized, we won't see a massive crash like before.
Correct, I'm bullish as fuck for crypto this year. Look at all the money retards tossed into meme stocks these past few weeks. Now that they're all getting burned, the narrative is gonna be "the evil brokers and hedge funds conspired to manipulate the market against us!"

So where does a normie who wants to invest but doesn't trust stocks go? Straight to crypto. The entry barrier for uniswap is high enough that there are TONS of potential participants who still haven't gotten in.

>>27652508
It is the truth. Worst part is I probably got scammed by a pajeet myself. None of my story is made up. He was showing me how to configure networks in metamask and with wallet connect. I genuinely trusted him because he spent some time teaching me stuff.

>>27653001
Don't worry about it, you don't have any moral obligation to do it. I am just trying to find any way possible to make up for what I've lost

>>27653001
>The entry barrier for uniswap is high enough
You can buy crypto literally by few clicks with credit card on binance.

>>27652976
I could offer you a @clown-world.com email address or subdomain.

>>27639970
You know what this means, right?....
It means alt season is going to be FUCKING INSANE.

>>27652976
Based. I only give out btc to my internet steam friends. Gave 5 people 1.12btc a few weeks ago. One of them lives in Peru too probably changed his poorfag life lmao.

>>27650911
>>27651538
Post tummy and I'll send you 2 LINK

thanks for the zoomer update, don't fucking care

fucking scamming pajeets. delete this fucking begging thread.

>>27653842
0xcd909b61d951d0d5e07a75136f11b0db2488472d
My first linkies

>>27653842

>>27650114
>https://etherscan.io/tx/0xa3e35ce3209a6a0c19e4dd73dfbd5603d20ecf9a612e48479675ea2c6083574b
holy fuckin shit. Alrighty boss, didnt mean to insult you like that LMFAO. Good god mr fucking moneybags

>>27654215
>>27653842
0x13A9FBDa2F0523dFee784E98c8F5814E5F88c5aC

>>27641787
>this time it's different

idiot

what makes this not a ponzi scheme ?

>>27653842
Lmao I'll post literally whichever part of the body you want for 2 link, that's 2 decent daily wages here(Balkans).

>>27654090
Zoom out and you're a winnar

>>27654683
he means show your penis

>>27654632
My linkies are not here yet.

>>27654797
same

>>27654632
>>27654632
Post a good quality belly pic and bonus points if you show off any curves if you have any. Then you can buy those Serbian hookers you've wanted ;)
>>27654797
Sent

>>27639970
yeah he hit his peak with pokemon cards i love logan paul but im not buying some stupid ass logan paul coin even if its mooning right after i post this. ive got a 1,000 dogecoin stake and thats enough gambling for me

>>27654925
Are you happy now belly anon?

>>27654925
Can't wait to feel like a hooker after her first pay. Anon, will you be my first and only onlyfans subscriber? We can have a future together.

>>27654925
0x13A9FBDa2F0523dFee784E98c8F5814E5F88c5aC

>>27655399
>2021
>her
ngmi

>>27655454
timestamp your hard dick

>>27655573
Why do you even wanna see that lol

>>27654925
bc1qj0vqar9fdffagjxxlk06rdqve69ku86hzr9t3q

>>27655868
hjahaha no reason hahahaha

>>27655980
No stinkies so far.. It was a trap.

rofl, what has this thread become

>>27656149
"Men" trying to make it through crypto-OnlyFans. Don't judge

>>27656149
Post tummy or gtfo. Moooooods!!!1

>>27640720
>peak mania
lol no

>>27656112
>>27655980
Sent ;)

>>27656401

Oh SHit I accidentally bought a ton of Band Protocol thinking I was buying Bondly

>>27656963

>>27657216

This thread can't die before I have 1 stinky..

>>27639970
who even listens to that genetic defective hairlet?

>>27657785
At least we tried