/biz/ - Business & Finance

We're going to candy mou- the gamma squeeze Charl- anon

>>27650293
Unironically, gamestop hired the amason aws guy and they might actually turn the entire company around, so longs will probably pay off as fuck.

>>27650293
i saw this coming when reddit was all over the place and there was a way of fud on every side. decided 500% gains was good enough and stressed for 4 fucking days straight and decided it wasnt worth the risk. sold premarket on monday and ass holes called me a retard for hours straight and then it opened up and the entire shit dumped 50%

people on reddit to this day are still calling me shit for saying its a scam

>Wake up in two weeks
>Kraken release
>DNC has all been arrested and sent to Gitmo
>Comet Pizza raided, billions of children freed
>GME moons
>Realize there was a gas leak in the house
>Didn’t wake up

I WANT TO TOUCH WOMENS' BUTT CHEEKS

>>27650499
Yeah, I still have some GME at a loss, but I make bank. I just wanted the meme paper.
Now I'm thinking it could be worth it in the long run, I just hope these dipshits sell soon, but they are so fucking stupid. And they take it as a compliment.

>>27650293
q told me. faggot i can sell this for 1 btc. 1btc = 1 gme. hodl. bitch hodl.

>>27650793
Just fucking do it in passing and then apologize profusely "Oh my god I am so sorry, I though you were my girlfriend, we do that to each other all the time."

>>27650499
>longs will probably pay off
not if you bought at $330 like me

i’m off thins train, gonna swing AMC
anyone who made gains on this shit please jump in

>>27650499
No it won't a guy who sold cloud services doesn't know shit about selling physical products.They just wasting money.

Heads up guys, you stay hodl with your diamond hands, i will quietly sell this shitter and still be a multi millionaire.
We are in this together, I win, you stay holding bags. Diamond hands only!

>>27651357
they're restructuring and going digital fagface

>>27650293
as long as the price remains above 50usd Melvin is kill

>>27651505
he's under SEC investigation for this

>>27651357
This. Until they have successfully transitioned away from big box and proven successful in the digital space they're doing nothing more than desperately trying to ride the coattails of this meme to avoid diluting shares immediately to pay off their debts and pay the very people they hate

>>27651923

>>27652297
oh that old coon maxine waters is bringing him in front of congress to get screeched at, I bet AOC will ask him where here stinky shoes are

>>27650793
Gay

>>27650293
they have to get the stock tomorrow if they expire friday

>>27652672
they'll just fail to deliver again and no one will notice until march

>>27650640
>Biden is president
>Comet pizza is good pizza
>GME moons
life is good

>>27652672
wait can you explain, they have to hedge stock tomorrow for the calls? even if they are OTM?

>>27652774
i know they are all palls but interest would be too harsh if they fail to deliver again

>>27652774
They just can't keep getting away with it

Legit the only hope is people holding on until it is too blatant to ignore

>>27650793
You aren’t missing much. Grab your own

>>27650293
You don’t need to do this. From what I see normies on reddit is committing mass suicides. It’s over

>>27652907
they literally afford shills and bots as well as paying off the media on top of the interest, they dont give a fuck. they've failed-to-deliver since december

>>27652907
unless this gets below 50 they're probably not going to try to cover
>>27652932
they won't, but they may be free to do whatever until the next round of FTD data comes out.

>>27650293
I hope my fellow /biz/realis made out like bandits and dumped on those leddit niggers. i made a 3x and got out. keeping 1 share in case the schizos are right.

>>27650293
>ok, Thursday they HAVE TO BUY. So we go to the MOON.
>Alright apes, more manipulation on Thursday. Friday WILL be SQUOZE. The weeklies expire! Diet mental hands!!

>>27650640
This made me so sad but still kek.

HOLDL!

>>27650793
I want women's buttcheeks on my face and wrapped around my nose. I want to bury my face in women's asses until I suffocate myself.

>>27650499
>gamestock is a good long term investment
Only someone truly out of touch with reality could believe this

They are literally too dumb to quit. Superbowl ad possibly incoming.

>>27652297
>glow in the dark
>basement
>redd*t
I wish media would stop trying to understand 4chan speak. But at least they've only parroted the most surface level stuff.
If they ever found out about shiggy diggy or WINRAR, perhaps even top zozzle or the bogs I would be furious.

>>27653185
I just didn’t touch it. I’ve experienced enough pump and dumps.

I am -200$ on that GME thing kek

https://www.wsj.com/articles/this-hedge-fund-made-700-million-on-gamestop-11612390687
>fuck the hedgies!
>Oh.

>>27652297
Glow in the dark like NIGGERS???

>>27653393
>burning all their money for worthless causes
>buying a COOMERCIAL
they never stop surprising. They are truly their own worst enemies.

>>27653393
>shut down for market manipulation and anti semitism

>>27650961
*Boyfriend, not girlfriend
Other than that yeah spot on

>>27650293
When I got into link it was because of autists on this board. They got me to do my own research and I thought it'd pay off if I gave it time. 2 years later I went from a few thousand dollars to over 100k off of that one purchase.
Now I'm in GME. Why? A ton of retards are shilling it to me.
Theory shows that I'll make bank off of this.
This and rubic.

im making a list of all the people who made loss money with this shit,feel free to add people
>donald trump
>elon musk
>mark cuban
>donald trump
>deep fucking value
>jordan belfort
>mia khalifa
>donald trump

>>27653533
fuck the shortsellers idiot
anyone can join in on the buy side

>>27653725
based, I'll see you at the pump brother

>>27653582
>>27653560
It all depends how far they take it. At this point stock price is more what people believe than actual company value. I mean there's at least half a dozen youtube songs about this shit already.

>>27653434
>tfw no Italian gf
How do I get an Italian gf anons?
I'm in the USA, what should I do /biz/raelis

>>27653434
making one kike HF $700 milly while costing others many billions more is a good trade. they always play both sides.

>>27650499
>so longs will probably pay off as fuck.
They can turn the company around now with the stock at $500 or $5 if they issue more shares (which I would if I were them, fuck reddit bagholders), it doesn't matter from an operations perspective. My guess is that the market does whatever inflicts the most pain

>>27653927
Some redditor, who lost $500k to Vlad the GME Impaler, is going to write a strongly worded essay to him with the synopsis being that he's literally Voldemort.

>>27653814
Nice change of narrative

>>27654642
I'm holding for gains not OWS Part Deux, I personally welcome the hedgies who would like to buy GME and rape their rival funds.

How can you still hold after the 500 spike.
The stock is worthless. GME is worthless.
>shorted at 88%
They just gonna keep paying interests until it goes down for good.

>>27654642
ridiculous shill cope
it's all about the gains anyway, the "narrative" is just a larp by some of the redditors to try to get more normies to join in

>>27650293
OOOOOOLD THE GAMMA SQUEEZE IS INCOMING

>>27654481
I hate this world and the fact that this isn't even ironic humor, it's the absolute truth. Someone kill me. Fuck this earth.

>>27654642
"hedgies" is just a shorthand for the opponent, like trannies, jannies, riggers etc
it's the same thing about melvin, we don't particularly care about melvin specifically, we know there are more short sellers besides melvin, just that it's easier to personify like in pic related

>>27650499
The issue isn't the stock price, the issue is that nobody gives a shit about buying physical games anymore. The PS5 doesn't even come with a CD drive my default. I personally prefer to get a physical copy of the game because fuck downloads, but I'm in the minority.

>>27655474
I prefer physical copies too. Damn I miss the PS2-PS3 days like you wouldn't believe

>>27655474
>nobody gives a shit about buying physical games anymore

>>27650293
https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/ site is down.

Mark Cuban and Elon not willing to buy in properly.

DFV no longer going to post daily updates (hint: he's preparing to dump the stocks)

Yet there's still people spamming HOLD and buying more.

>>27650398

kek

>>27650499
>>27651042


They can make the business work, but anyone who bought in at 350 is probably shit out of luck. I took a small position in AMC which I think has a better chance at a long term turnaround. If not, oh well. I had fun shitposting with you fags.


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>>27655851
too big to fail

>>27650293
I'm not selling till April at least. If ever.

>>27655628
why are people like this?

>>27655851
if it crashes i'm out $1,500 at most, if it squeezes again i'm gunna sell for a profit, either way i don't lose, i'll let the 10 shares sit in my portfolio until the end of time

>>27655851
I thought Mark Curbain said he wouldn't join at all, and Musk is a reddit herder

>>27656051
nice money on dick riding hype with them clicks or upvotes or w/e the fuck people do

>>27655851
people all over the world are buying, call it a bubble or whatever cope, it still has potential

>>27655628

>>27655628
i had to watch this a few times for reasons i dont understand
why are people like this its not okay

>>27650640
fuck its hurts but its probably true

>>27655628
Which do you think hurt worse for him:
>Cyberpunk 77 being shit on the PS4
or
>Realizing the hedgies aren't receiving the message

>>27650293
I hate how none of these faggots understand market cap

>>27656243
hahaha me too! wtf!

>>27650640
Perhaps it's better this way. We'll miss you, anon.

>>27655628
what a cuck.

>>27655851
DFV is under SEC investigation and Maxine Waters is making him go to congress to get yelled at for financial treason, he is probably on his way to gitmo right now

>>27656796
Source?

Oh right, there is none.

>>27656066
the eternal bag holder, this why u wont make it.

>>27650499
If it was $5-$10 right now, yea, I would agree with you.

This shitcoin tier stock is valued at $90.

>>27655628
>ps4
uh oh

>>27650499
It's a $10 stock that is currently $90. Even if the company had a turn around it would still only be worth like $40 at best.

>>27657068
we're looking at $700 - $1000

>>27652786
Go back jigger

>>27656884
Sorry midwit but you're just going to have to debunk this yourself if you want to disagree with me

>>27657155
Only $1000? GME is going to be new global currency chud. Settle for nothing less than $69,420 for a fraction of a share. Free money

>>27656934
>If he doesn't sell, he doesn't lose.
>Can write it off on his taxes.
This is why you will never make it in life.

>>27655628
This has to be a parody of box opening videos.