/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27637257
>inb4 head stolen by another jogger

Is this a nigger hate thread?

>>27637257
What if he gets in a car accident and it pops out and falls down a sewage drain?

>>27637257
rappers buy diamonds and cars, but they dont think about their value over time. they should invest

>>27637408
i suppose the diamonds will literally pierce the airbag so he will die..

>>27637257
kek i honestly dont know anymore if niggers are based or not

>>27637408
He probably has it insured

>>27637391
Yes

>>27637408
maybe it’s lodged in his skull with a buffer of medical steel or silicone or something

>>27637257
someone is gonna kill him and cut it out of him jesus

>>27637257
If a black man supports diamonds hes undercober bewish right?

looks like a vagone

>>27637546
This is how rap dies, same how rockstars just became cringe by the 2010s

>>27637257
diamonds are worthless.

>>27637430
>nigger
>invest
Anon I...

>>27637257
man niggers really love preaching giving to the poor when white people have the money, yet whenever THEY have money they 100% of the time spend it on self indulgent bullshit like in the pic.

>>27637257
No. There’s only an artificial scarcity. Diamonds are created in laboratories by the millions. They’re literally worthless.

24mio, no way that stone is worth so much

>>27637257
0 fucking chance that cost $24 mil

>>27637483
not so much about it pierecing the airbag rather the impact lodging the diamond into his brain kek or another likely scenario
>damn bruh that nigga got ICE ON HIS FOE HEAD SHIEEEEEET
>ay bruh what if we took that shit nam sayin? Snatch a chain snatch a head nigga
>stabbed in the neck and diamond carved out of his head
gg

>>27637715
this

>>27637257
No Diamonds are worthless. You could invest in a company that makes diamonds. Maybe there will be some new tech which will make it even cheaper to make lab grown diamonds.

this is the dumbest shit ever im black and all i wanted was to be a rapper and all i would have done is put it in comfy stocks and crypto and fucking tripled my money and got super rich while these retards go broke in 10 years

>>27637575
What good is that if he's missing his head?

>>27637715
Even real diamonds are not scarce just controlled supply.

>>27637257
Fuck no. Diamonds have garbage resell value because of the De Beers monopoly. The moment you buy a diamond, the value plummets because diamonds are not rare in any way shape or form. The only reason that rock has any value at all is because De Beers limits how much of it they pull out of the ground and sets the price ridiculously high. So once it leaves the jewelry store, it automatically loses its market price and becomes worthless. Even if it didn’t, lab-grown diamonds are only getting more efficient to produce and people are wising up to the De Beer’s monopoly as they turn to things like Rubies and Sapphires, which have a much higher actual value and retain their price to a much greater extent.

You’d be better off buying GME stock at $450 at selling at >$90 than buying a diamond.

>>27637257
nigger's retardation will never cease to amuse me. what will they come up with next?

>>27637408
It's connected to a strain that connects to his brain. It ain't leaving

is there a good company that makes custom jewelry with lab-grown stones? I found a nice online shop with cool designs but the prices are absurd because all their rocks are natural. can’t hate their business model but I want the same thing with cheap stones

>>27637257
Houseki no nigger

(((DeBeers))) it's a kike money laundering scheme same with modern """""art"""""

Dis nigga gay

This is near "tattooing your eyeballs" on the spectrum of idiotic decisions.

>>27638164
I'll add this to my bubble folder

>>27637257
How can a nigger be so rich?

>>27637855
It is cheap to grow lab diamonds and they are 100% like real diamonds to the point of diamond mining companies now laser etch their own rocks to stand out lol

>>27637430

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM7lw0Ovzq0

>>27637257
inb4 someone pries that shit out of his skull

>>27637257
Only if you got connections to blood diamonds, if you dont, fuck off

>>27637257
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK THIs is the dumbest fucking shit ive ever seen. what the fuck? i thought it was like a fucking piercing with a stud or some shit? what the fuck it literally looks like its drilled in his head??!?!?

>>27637257
We wuz the crystal kangz
We'll always find a way
To steal all of your shit
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way
That's why the niggers of this world...
are lazy, don't work and smell bad
Das rite, shieeeeeet!

>>27637408
ngl feel sorry for the drain.
drains take away shit.

niggers are just shit

>>27637257
wat

Lil uzi didn't do this (only) because he's a nigger, he did it because he's a weeb/tumblrfag who likes steven universe. not even kidding

>>27639220
god this makes me wanna kill myself please

>>27637715
You can tell if the diamond you have is synthetic or nattyv

>>27637257
Nah

>>27639026
cool it with the anti-Semitism HOV this is an anime board sheesh

>>27637257
Hell no the entire markets runs off of artificial scarcity caused by Debeers which owns 85% of all diamond mining

>>27637585
its a dermal piercing. instead of screws like in the pic, most are magnetic now so they can pop off and not rip out a chunk of skin.

>>27637391
God I hope so

>>27639389
Diamonds are one of the more common gemstones, it's all controlled supply to bait marriage cucks.

>>27637257
that’s not worth $24M. If he paid $24M, lmfao what a retard. I would love to have been the jew jeweler on the other side of that sale. what a dumb nigger.

>>27640003
Why is it that people know this but buy it anyway?

>>27639896
tho actually he piercing he had before there was a surface piercing which is retarded. if he really has that much fucking diamond on a surface piercing hes literally gonna lose a whole inch of skin one day when it gets caught on a towel.

>>27640064
Because women are retarded and men are too spineless to call them out

>>27639270
Thats pretty based in a rich delusional autist kind of way.

>>27640064
money are literally just paper, yet people still use it as if it had real value. big take from me

>>27637257
>showing off his head implant

Wad

>>27637715
That's not true. Lab grown diamonds still take a long time to produce. It's not that cheap.

>>27638812
glad the congolese government is cracking down these cases

>>27637708
To Lil Uzi Vert’s credit he does not involve himself in that bullshit. He’s totally apolitical

>>27637257
Yea if you own the slaves that dig them out in Africa (Israeli Jews). Every diamond you buy goes directly into the pockets of Jews.

>>27640064
Not all diamonds are equal the person you’re replying to is retarded.

>>27637257

actually i wanna discuss this. does anyone have the deets on jewelry shit? i would say diamonds as a whole, not super valuable, but the jewelry makers gotta rake in BANK

>>27637430
I was thinking about this today. The ultimate pnd would be get crypto marketed at the blacks and promoted by athletes rappers actors etc as a way to be part of whiteys money printing system. The uptake would be slow allowing us to get in at the bottom but with such strong marketing force behind it it would be guaranteed moon landing. aaaannnnnddd DUMP.

>>27641632
Diamond market more rigged than stock market.

>>27640064
Literally women. Unironically. Women basically say if there are no diamonds in wedding rings you don't love them and then you get broken up. Guys figure diamonds are small price to pay for ability to reproduce.

>>27638812

HAhahahahaha
>"omg it's so small"
>"OH MY GOSH, THE HEKKIN' WITCHDOCTORS

also, after seeing the gore vids that come out of africa, i hope these dudes aren't chained to a tire and set on fire.

>>27640012
At $24 million it would be the 5th most expensive diamond in the world

https://www.wpdiamonds.com/top-10-expensive-diamonds/

>>27637408

>>27637257
This is straight out of Rance. If the crystal is still red, that means he's a virgin

>>27637257
hell no
>>27637981
investing into gem stones is stupid in general
I work in a company making giant slabs of these for optics and such at much higher quality than any natural rocks and we sell off-cuts to jewelry makers
it's not cheap to make them, but they are worth like $1,000/kg, not $1,000,000/carat

invest into precious metals if you want something physical
you can turn a ton of clay into a ton of gemstones
but you can't turn anything into gold

>>27637257
He better have good security, because that would hurt if some one punched it really hard

>>27644737
He's a relatively popular rapper that really isn't that big into gangshit, he'll be fine.

>>27640012
it might be including the cost of the operation to drill it into his head without killing him, still definitely got jewed tho

>>27639270

Words cannot express how much I hate nigger babble. What the fuck does this shit even mean? It's just monkey noises.

Diamonds are readily synthesized and gain value based on arbitrary characteristics. If you want boomer rocks so bad the just buy a shit ton of silver. It has more potential upside than gold and if you make a sizeable investment you’ll have a bunch of neat bars and rounds to play with and take photos of

>>27641883
>>27640064
It's women. No matter how much you explain to them that (thing) is designed to fleece money out of you, they hear it as "you don't love me enough to (buy thing)"

>>>27639270

>Words cannot express how much I hate nigger babble. What the fuck does this shit even mean? It's just monkey noises.

>>27643652
>file name
Kek

>>27644567
my gf turned my heart into gold

>>27637408
charlie is so cute

>>27646697
Damn that guy in the drug thread was right, wojack posters ARE npc niggers

>>27637257
so what up and coming lil' toaster is gonna decapitate this guy?

>>27637257
donno but for sure they can generate many blowjobs

>>27638056
>It ain't leaving
all you need is a hammer bruh

>>27640159
Are...are the braces jewelry? or are they actually straightening his teeth?

Aren't diamond overvalued and under supplied by the kikes?, I've heard they control the supply of diamonds, and this in turn, controls the price.

>>27637748
You don't understand how rapper notoriety works. Blacks are convinced that fame gives you a power level like fucking Dragon Ball Z and any attempt on a rapper's life can only be attempted by another rapper or it will only lead to your own death.

>>27647294
Them, and a certain caste of Indians control most of the world's diamonds.