/biz/ - Business & Finance

Traffic drugs through the border.

Ser diputado

encontrar oro azteca

>>27612497
join a cartel

>>27612497
better yet, traffic anabolic steroids through the border.

>>27612497
Nigger your self out....live from the government , a shitty life if you are on the low...or go full corrupt and live as a politician.

>>27612497
Get a relative to send you remittances from America.

>>27613069
Aren't those legal in America?

>>27612497
drug smuggling

Work in the US illegally and buy the tools necessary to start a business in mexico and employ some indios and make mexico great again

>>27612497
The best way is to stay where you are and convince all your neighbors to also stay where they are

>>27612497
volverte diputado, also joining the sinaloa cartel probably.

We don't have many opportunities to make it we

>>27613121
Nope

>>27612497
Sell vegetables near the high traffic roads

taco truck

Learn English

>>27612497
Marry an American /biz/ poster

>>27612497
crypto or sell tacos

>>27612497
Crypto
>t. fellow mexican

>>27612497
buy silver

Tacos

>>27612497
>move to America
>get job
>buy crypto
>profit

>>27613563
Does any exchange accept Mexican currency?

>>27612497
Yeah, crypto
t. 200k in crypto 18 years old Jalisciense.

>>27613370
we have a lot of posibilities but you are a fucking bold nigger who cant see it

mowing my lawn, beaner

>>27613831
Yes, Bitso
And from there you can transfer to other exchanges with more coins

>>27613831
Bitso
U can buy tether and send to other exchanges

>>27612497
>>27612644
>>27612890
>>27613007
>>27613049
>>27613069
>>27613077
Go to school go to uni talk to your fellow students, get a job
It is not that hard.

>>27612497
open a stereo store that also sells rims

>>27612497
Marry someone from the USA. That's how my wife did it.

>>27614065
>>27614073
>limited to 4500 pesos a month
fuck bitso
go P2P

>>27613831
As the other anons told you bitso but also Coinbase but you need to verify your identity with your INE

>>27614113
t. normie

Crossing the border and taking all the jobs from my beautiful country

>>27614295
>>27614073
>>27614065
I see, thanks for the info.

>>27614241
>saving yourself from potentially killing off a whole quincena

>>27614241
You can upgrade your limits with some documentation
Not a great exchange, but it is what we have

>>27614332
t.indio
>he doesn't know that 90% of the circles of power of connected by school circles.

Also not stem meme , poliscience memes that is how you get a cushy job from your buddy higher up. All you gotta do is stay long enough to get a sweet private corp deal.

>>27614241
Isn’t that like $40 max? Even for a Mexican household income that seems like a low amount.

>>27614424
>taking all the jobs from americans
whoa i didn't know mexicans were this BASED

>>27612497

Come across the border and milk our welfare system like all of your other country members anon.

>>27614659
that's 222 usd

>Live in border
>have dual citizenship
>graduate from an american college
>get well paying job as a structural engineer in america
>feel like im an god-king enperor when i go to mexico to visit my family
>if i decided to live in mexico I would be one part of the elite society

Feels good man

>>27614455
>>27614295
Problem is, Coinbase doesn’t let you withdraw your crypto into USD or MXN to your card.
That’s why: fund in Bitso and buy something like XRP for no fees, send it to your Coinbase account, buy shit or even send it to it’s wallet to buy shitcoins like BAO.
Then exchange it back and return it to Bitso for your to finally cash out.

Fucking Binance is shit here

>>27612497
Get a degree and immigrate to Canada (not the USA).

Alternatively, jump the border, find some random coalburner, file for DACA, and get in on that sweet welfare dosh.

>>27612497
politica, paco corrupto, o ser narco y lo suficientemente ruthless para escalar.

>>27615000
>Fucking Binance is shit here
What do you mean? I do what you wrote but I mostly move it to binance

>>27615070
Only smooth brained morons become narcos. Unless you are top tier, most narcos make less than working in a maquiladora.

Always funny seeing narco videos were the narcos are eating cheap oxxo ramen and beans from retort bags.

>>27614241
Wtf I have 150k a month maximum, just verify some things and that’s it

>>27614497
well, that's my problem not theirs, plus I can afford to lose way more than that
>>27614526
how much?

mexico is getting cucked so hard on crypto ngl, you can buy on binance with fucking namibian money and not mxn, fuck this shit, fuck the regulators, fuck their anti-laundering cuckoldry, find a fucking eth miner and buy from them

join chapitos cartel

>>27612497
move to a Canadian city like Toronto, Calgary or Vancouver, find a cheap place to live with a bunch of other Latinos via one of the Facebook accommodation groups in those cities, get a job working construction, come up with a viable business plan for something in Mexico and then head back down once you've saved 10-15K and start your shit. Used to hire Mexican guys at a landscaping company I ran with a buddy back in high school and saw a few of the ambitious ones do precisely that.

>>27615337
interesting, did you give them bank statements?

>>27613291
my man

>>27615512
Bitso is ok, don’t listen to those poor fags, I have a 150k monthly limit and it gives me the option to improve it even more

>>27615512
>mexico is getting cucked so hard on crypto ngl, you can buy on binance with fucking namibian money and not mxn
?

>>27613547
you'd be surprised how much Taqueros make in Mexico city, more than any retard with a MA degree :3

>>27615871
Not everyone has a tarjeta bancaria

>>27614934
>if i decided to live in mexico I would be one part of the elite society
So do it? Or live in Monterrey? I have white family there, been once in the 90s, was a beautiful area, pretty clean compared to the shit you see on T.V. I’m sure the city is fucked but the area they live in looks like Beverley Hills but with bad plumbing. You can make it mexibro. MMGA.

>>27615750
No, just my RFC but no bank statements and if you say something about taxes, I have had my bitso account since 2017 and I have never paid taxes on crypto and have even done my yearly declarations for 3 years without any problem, tho year I might pay taxes but I will just declare 50k pesos in earnings, which is not true at all, but just in case

As a brazilian living in the US, the answer is the same for everyone, invest, buy some shitcoins that have some potential, earn more money. I got into BTC by early 2017 and surfed the bullrun

>>27615228
mostly for its fees and minimun amounts to exchange currencies.
>$10 fee
ah fuck, i guess im a stingy jew after all. I aint paying for fucking fees

Besides, i want my money now and not having to deal with P2P transactions to get my money out. Scummy fucks

>>27616097
If you don't have a tarjeta bancaria you don't have any business buying crypto

>>27616169
I do have one, but some people don't.

>>27615835
>>27615871
ok, gonna check up once again on bitso, I got into crypto very recently to get on bao so I didn't have time to wait for their KYC bullshit. glad I didn't wait though cause I got in bao under 0.0001 before the pumps
so what do I have to give bitso to get better limits?

Best broker for a taco eater ? I was all in jewtoro before the gme bllshit

>>27615512
Depends on the documents you provide
It could be 150k monthly or up to 1MM
150k is OK for most people

>>27616230
No mames quién no tiene una tarjeta siendo mayor de edad?

>>27616110
Monterrey is a rich city

>>27616339
un neeto que vive con sus jefes y le depositan a su tarjeta de jovenes construyendo el futuro
biba anlo!

>>27616130
based, thx anon gonna check it out

>>27616169
probably right

>>27616230
i think you can buy through bitso on oxxo lol

>>27616339
retards and poorfags

>>27616505
>muh kks
shut the fuck up we talking bizness here

>>27616430
I know, he said if he went back to Mexico he’s be considered part of the elite. Figured Monterrey would be in reach if that was the case. Unless Monterrey is like U.S level rich then, never mind.

>>27615233
Why would anyone become a narco for no money? I thought it was high risk= high reward if you don't die?

>>27612497
Move to America, steal a trump voter's job

>>27616654
>shut the fuck up we talking bizness here
unironically, can you buy crypto with those government cards? Some come with Visa but you cant use it for online transactions.
t. want to get some of that gibs money off my cousin and put it in crypto

>>27616163
>mostly for its fees
Aren't coinbase fees way higher that Binace?
https://www.bitdegree.org/crypto/cheapest-cryptocurrency-exchange
>and minimun amounts to exchange currencies.
yeah $10 why would you buy any less? gains would be none existing

>>27616761
Ok, I get it now.
I would live there too if I could, or Guadalajara perhaps

>>27615233

I make six figures and enjoy ramen and eggs for lunch

>>27614113
>having a normie job = making it

>>27616110
Saint peter is where the Rich ppl Live (founded by mountain jews btw)

Why does the mexico president speak so fucking slow

>>27616836
its the Mexican "dream" bro. To live off the land (drugs) and telling the government to fuck off while feeling like a Bandito and a good catholic as youre dispatching the evil off your land

the dream is free, the hustle comes in a plastic vat filled with your decomposing body

>>27616310
Answer this man's question

>>27617168
He is trying his best, please understand

When it comes to stocks which is the best one in Mexico, personally I use GBM+

>>27616310
GBM or Kuspit.
I've only used GBM tho

>>27617168
The guy is like our version of Biden, senile and mentally stunted

>>27617168
unironically, he has tism
and really really really becoming senile. Love the old fart but he's really digging his grave every morning when he talks

imma keep it hundo with you chief
get a taco truck

>>27617078
Are you in danger of being beheaded while doing so and fighting in your flip flops? I don't think so.

>>27617168
I think it's just an act, most mexicans talk really slow you know, that's partly how he got to where he is, by convincing millions to stop voting the way they had done for decades and give him a chance

>>27617772
>Be broke ass student
>Heard of the scholarship program he is cooking up
>Get excited so I try to apply
>Requirement : be unemployed and currently not studying
What in the actual fuck

>>27616935
Don't know, aren't those basically banco azteca cards? no idea, my man, they should be able to though

>>27618152
yeah, i'm thinking you're bullshit, i know kids with that scholarship

Well Im about to finish Computer Engineering and holding to my doge.
I try to do some day trading but the money I'm putting into it is pretty low to make significant money.
At least my gf has american nationality. Which is a fucking dream.

>>27612497
Walk to U.S. Border. Enter illegally. Biden gives you free housing and a universal basic income.
Simple As.

>>27618372
>holding to my doge.
You bought the top didn't you? sell that shit before you lose everything

>>27618327
I'm not shitting you

>>27618604
No I bought pretty low.
But I'm still at a loss.

>>27612497
Aprovechando el hilo anons, qué pedo con los umpuestos? Le tengo que pagar mi 30% a nuestro cabrzita de algodón o hay una manera de bajarlos/ evadirlos? Tengo 5M de pesos en crypto ahorita

>become muh narco!
>be le illegal immigrant in US they give you house!
shut the fuck up we trying to make it here

>>27618642
The one you are looking for is Jovenes ESCRIBIENDO el Futuro.
Negro.

Depends how old you are guey

>>27618807
vete a Andorra

>>27618642
well that's not a scholarship dumbass, that's an apprenticeship and of course you have to be unemployed and not studying to get it what the fuck, the idea is you find someone who will hire you but the govt. will pay your salary for a year, that way you gain job experience and risk is minimized for the employer

>>27612497
1. be a woman with a vagina
2. be a woman with a penis

>>27618807
Si ya tienes 5M de que vergas te preocupas?
Te va a caer hacienda a huevo cuando te deposites a tu tarjeta.
Registrate como persona con actividad empresarial y declara. Ya ni pedo.
Puedes sacar facturas de todo lo que compres para amortizar un poco. Orientate con un contador no con estos turboautistas

>>27618807
siempre hay manera de evadir, pero te la juegas, o dejas de ser un pinche avaro y pagas y disfrutas de tu dinero sin preocupaciones

save up for some kneepads and suck 1 million dicks for $1 each.

>>27613291
>start a business in mexico and employ some indios
and then get extorted by gangbanging faggots.

>>27619184
esto

>>27616866
checked
based and tacopilled

>>27618933
It's funnier for me to think that's not the case and it's just a welfare system
>>27619041
Is it really going to turn out that way tho?

Master classical Latin American guitar.

>>27614934
similar position, but I'm planning on moving to Monterrey within the next 10 years

>>27618808
I mean, if you jump the border they literally give you a free apartment for a year anon. Just look up the saga of lady frijoles.

>>27612497
go to canada during the summer and work on farms

>>27619597
speaking of monterry in the next 10 years. How likely is it that the norf states will separate from the country and live off from sweet remesas?

>>27619834
ok boomer

Mi papa6tiene una empresa y factura bien sabroso.
Tiene dos casas en una de las zonas ricas de no ciudad, pero vive con su esposa y mi medio hermano (menor).
A mí me tocó vivir con mi mamá en su casita del infonavit. Ella gana 9mil al mes aprox.

Aunque digo que trabajo con mi papá, en realidad sólo lo ayudo a hacer algunas cosas. Me paga de 1200 a 1500 pesos a la semana.
Me siento pobre pero queda la posibilidad de que tal vez algún día heredaré una parte de la empresa.

>>27619442
who the fuck knows
you tried to just get in because muh gibs but you got btfo'd so i think it's based

What are the mexanons holding right now?
For me it's:
Band
Troy
One
Grt
Tomo
ETH

Half in the alts and the other half in ETH

marry an americano

>>27620315
nice blog faggot

>>27620477
I should have bought 1 ETH when it was $500 pesos putamadre

>>27620477
eth, ada, btc, bao (got in early), algo

>>27620758
you should have bought a fuckton of bitcoin at .50 usd but you didn't, take the L, move on, get gains crypto just getting started

>>27620477
all in on bao since week 4, comfy hold

>>27613362
based

>>27620970
Which shitcoins do you recommend

Landscaping

>>27620758
there’s no point in crying over spilled milk, there are hundreds of opportunities everyday and shitcoins that mega pump every other day

>>27612497
find a way to get to china
better jobs than in usa for sure

>>27612497
Go to school or become part of the cartel. Literally no inbetween.

>>27620477
BTC
ETH
LINK
DOT
SNX
AAVE
BAO

>>27615233
I mean, isn't this just like any other business? you start low, some cases lower than low, and you must be ruthless enough to raise to the top.

of course being ruthless depends on what you are. If you are PMC it means throwing under the bus your coworkers. If you are a WS type, it means destroying businesses and leaving others on the street. If you are a narco, it means a 4 digit body count.

>mexabros holding bao
wgmi bros

>>27619184
AHHHH ni pedo anon ni pedo.

>>27622105
>I mean, isn't this just like any other business?
No anon. It's literally not. The chance of your body ending up in a clandestine grave are so high you have to be a moron to even consider it. Most of the top narcos inherit their positions from other wealthy narcos. The lowly troops literally do not make a significant amount of money. Getting an education of any kind and working a normie job will 9/10 give a you decent quality of life. You won't be swimming in bitches but having your own house and a car or two with some decent girl from your neighborhood is not unheard of.

Anons ¿Como compro cripto como shiba o bao? Solo tengo bitso

>>27622890
Compra ETH en Bitso y transifere a tu wallet de metamask
Busca los tokens que quieres en coingecko

>>27623061
Gracias anon, mi único pedo ahora es pagar el gas. Esta como en 256 ahorita para enviar a metamask