/biz/ - Business & Finance

Stocks are kinda shit man.

>>27583413
Rubic

>>27583413
can't even afford to buy a handgun to kys with

I hate women so much it's unreal

>>27583413
Post nudes for xrp

>>27583413
VETH

>>27583450
unironically this sirs do the village a favor

>>27583413
>I'm down BAD
>give me more advice
yeah, ngmi

Looks like your already an indoor farmer.

>>27583413
I heard doge stock is going to a dollar. Best of luck

You shouldn't go all-in on anything you retarded dumbass

>>27583413
ewww fat
dont tell me you fuck that?..

>>27583413
unless you destroyed all your life's savings, you should be glad that a petty materialistic woman like that leaves you just for being a bad at investing.

>>27583413
You can get 1 more share of GME with that

Let her leave bro.
Thank me later.

>>27583413
That's one fat bitch you got there Anon .

>>27583413
Who cares? You'll be better off. From the looks of her, you'll save a lot on your grocery bills.

>>27583413
Dude, just hold GME for two more weeks and it will moon. For sure.

>>27583413
why is your wife fat?

>>27583413
maybe a bunch of roses or if thats your wife a bunch of hamburgers should do the trick

>>27583413
>that whale gf
do americans really?

>>27583674
That's considered 9/10 in the US

>>27583413
Look at how happy she looks knowing she'll be rid of you soon. You may not be able to do better than a homely fat broad, but at least you'll have a chance to try.

>>27583657
White Castle sliders will slip down her gullet quite nicely

>>27583632
The only thing mooning is his wife's weight

>>27583413
Cum all over her pyjama covered ass

>>27583483
At least rope is cheap

>>27583413
Drop wallet I’ll send u 1 eth for nood

>>27583413
>colored hair
>sPiRiTuAl tapestry in background
let the niggers have her, she's less than worthless

>>27583747
Soon she'll start orbiting the earth just like the moon

>>27583447
>im a shitty investor

>>27583413
>green hair
>overweight cupcake pajamas
>obese

Yea I'm going to give you some financial advice by dumping your $GF

>>27583413
>those arms
Do most American women really have zero self control? Like do they just eat and eat and eat?

Before I started lifting my arms were HALF that.

>>27583413
Go for the smallest marketcap coin on Binance and shill the fuck out of it here and on reddit

I dunno much, but coca cola's stock seems pretty shorted at the moment, if enough people buy in, it could be another gme all over again.

>>27583413
Your "wife" has blue hair and a cottage cheese ass, you're getting the better end of this deal.
>>27583693
No it isn't. He's just an idiot.

>>27583883
Yes, they do. Their lives revolve around chili fries and Chinese food. The only time they are not asking “what are we going to eat?” Is when they are eating.

>>27583829
he will, I know this guy

>>27583413
Trying to make quick money is the fastest way to lose it all. Just go and scan some stocks below $20, can even be below the dollar too. Look info about their percentage of insider buying, institution buying and their quarterly earnings. If there's at least 20% between insider and institution buys and earnings have been getting progressively better for the past year then just bet the farm on it and wait... Right now the hot stocks are the ones related to marijuana, dry bulk shipping and green energy or electric cars and stuff like that. If you go biotech then something related to covid would give high returns relatively quickly too.

>>27583413
Imagine the smell
>>27583450
Based pajeet bot

kek @ /biz/ virgins calling op’s gf ugly

>>27583883
>Do most American women really have zero self control? Like do they just eat and eat and eat?

Yes, this is a retarded question. Too much sugar, carbs and corn products have destroyed the average American.

>>27583413
>wife leaving me because I wasted all my money in meme stocks like a retard
>100$ bucks left
>GAIZ PLS HALP
fucking kek

>>27583413
She's FAT

thats a slampig

>>27584270
Or a braphog

>>27584121
They just don't have what it takes. Probably would have trouble getting further than outer labia with their size of the package.

>>27583413
AGTC

This dude made a slampig into a housewife. Bad investment

>>27583413
Looks like a fat jolyne

>>27583413
how long will it take before you learn to not listen to any one here. If you see a pump thread it's already over.

>>27583413
Sell her to a rendering plant and retire

>>27584403
Should have pumped and dumped

>>27583413

>>27583950
>Chinese food in western countries
I don't particularly like Chinese cuisine, but at least in Europe its fucking TERRIBLE, with almost 0 exceptions, and good Japanese restaurants in the west taste fucking substandard compared to japan

>>27584121
Nobody said she's ugly, her face looks kinda nice desu, but she's fat as fuck

>>27583413
Wait for Reef to have a down day and stick it all in there. Easy x10 over the next year

>>27583413
fast easy money, post her nudes and a XMR address

>>27583413
more pics of your wife please

>>27583413
Looking at that hambeast, I think it would not be so bad if she left you

>>27584598
you fucking know it

Hold you retard. What was the point if you panic fold after seeing red for a day? Until you sell you haven’t lost a thing.

>>27583483
Kek, take out any credit you want for that.

>>27584817
>Feed her nothing but water and bread for two weeks
>Pocket the food expenses she would have used
>Invest food expenditure money into market
>Come up a million dollars EOY
>Girlfriend loses 80 lbs in the mean time
>Be financially stable
>Have a girlfriend with a regular BMI for the first time in her life
>Everyone is happy
>Fuck her soft fit body all day er day
>Make white babies
>Conquer the universe
>Die old and happy

op, your wife is a thicc beauty, keep her

>>27584533
i knew chinese people at my uni who showed us the proper chinese restaurants. they said it tastes pretty much the same as home. dont be a fag bro

>>27583413
>Wife leaving you because you don't have money anymore
You should have kicked her out that very moment.
She doesn't love you.

>>27583413
>I got a 100 dollars left to invest, I need a ticker that’ll grow, PLEASE, I listened to you fuckers about silver, GME and AMC and I’m down BAD
>Should I go all in Raytheon? Agrify? Nio?
what the fuck are you talking about?
this is a crypto board newfag
you should go all in btc and wait 10 years while larping and laughing at nocoiners

>>27584533
Chinese, Japanes and korean food, the authentic ones not meme sushi / springroll asian food, can be found easily in Paris

>>27583510
this

>>27583413
She going on a moon mission on her own. Launch her into orbit traderboi

>>27583413
>Thinking this thread is even real.
>Assuming fat chick is even op's chick.
Lol, newfaggots.

Hold your gme I guess. I'm buying it on open

>>27584533
Try a western restaurant in China faggot. it's way fucking worse.

>>27583413
Even when it's asleep it looks so fucking smug.

>>27585334
That's no moon
It's a hamstation

>>27583510

based beyond belief

>>27584377
Nice, a homosexual and some one who projects their short comings.
Fuck off.

>>27585429
Kek it really does

>>27583835
Eventually she will create a rip in the fabric of spacetime and have everything collapse in on itself.

>>27583413
Mirin the sheer vastness of that toilet

>>27583413
literally built for BBC

>>27583483
galvanized pipe and a nail is all you need

>>27583615
This

>>27583413
>Blue hair
>Fat
>Probably has tattoos and piercings
And nothing of value was lost.

>>27583413
>take credit
>invest credit
>if fags want their money back
>take another credit to pay back old credit
>use returns from the first credit to pay off the second credit
>if no returns just take more credits
WOOOOOW SO HARD

>>27585815
Probably stinks like shit too

>>27583413

>>27585879
OP just is too poor to ever become a whale, so he prefers to sleep with one

>>27583413
why do americans think fat hogs are hot I dont get it

>>27583413
>imagine falling for reddit memes

>>27583413
Your wife is a whale.

>>27583413
Here's an advice: don't take an advice on your life savings from strangers on the internet.

>>27583510
based, do it

>>27583413

>>27583413
>My wife is fucking leaving me over my Robinhood memestock losses
Sounds like you're coming out ahead. Who wants a woman like that?!
Tammy Wynette had a hit song about a good girl, the only kind to fool with.

>>27583413

bro your wife is a hambeast. Let her go. Either you'll find a more attractive woman or you'll just pump loads into a fleshlight while using VR. Either way, you'll be better off.

>>27585165
based

>>27583413
Your wife has a fat ass.

Is she going to be single now, anon?

>>27583547
Kek

tell her to go and fuck her self faggot
its LITERALLY the only way women will listen in a situation were they think they can corner you.

>>27583596
Men are just walking wallets, anon. That's your only purpose.

>>27587182
Don't be silly. She'll be on to the next before he stops crying. Possibly before he even starts if she's mad.

>>27583450
Disgusting pnd. Just stop already.

>>27583413
>one post by this ID
Tiresome

Dump her first, show here who is in charge. If you let it go on for long enough that shes going to dump you, then that only means that she lost all the respect for you, which you will never get again unless you grow some balls and leave her. Or at least do a break.

>>27583413
on a legday with high test due to my leg workout, I would smash not gonna lie

>>27583413
Anon, did you miss the posts about OXEN the other day?

Sounds like a bitch, get rid

>>27587642
He is probably begging her not to leave

>>27583413
Hey OP, I know how you can save your marriage. Buy DONUTS! Not the crypto that will probably do a 10-15 this week, go to Krispy Kreme and buy a few dozen donuts. I'm sure your wife doesn't want to leave you, she's probably just hungry.

>>27583413
>Lost all your money because you trusted the "fuckers"
>Asking for advice again.
How about doing the research yourself this time like an adult

Op's fat wife is so hot

>>27585165
Implying old hambeast there wouldn’t leave him the moment she tasted bread and water for the first time

>>27583413
Oh no wifey enjoy money but can't afford loses kek. Help me i'm cuck cuck cuckcioldini.

>>27583413

You aren't going to make money with stocks unless you have at least $30k. Your only chance is to pick a new shitcoin and hope it moons.

>>27583413
why invest in stocks, when you got the ultimate long play asset

>>27584986
that a george carlin reference?

>>27583413
Find another Slampig and go for ETH

>>27583413
you will never make it with boomer stocks. Crypto is the future. I'm up a fuckton and no boomer shit-systems are rigged against me. you are an idiot btw.

>>27584533
Western Chinese food can be good desu, just not very real. And extra unhealthy, like every other food popular in America.

>>27588243
bullshit, 5 to 10k is fine if you know what the fuck youre doing.

>>27583413
Unlimited slampigs my dude. Invest in AMC

>>27588672
How is it that they're all obviously fat except the second from the left

>>27583413
Your wife is Billie eilish??

>>27583413
you should be happy, women are a goddamn depreciating asset. now that we got that out of the way, poast chonky nudes so i can fap to your slampig

>>27583483
Helium is free. You can drink gas too.

>>27583413
>letting a woman know your finances
>your fucking wife of all women
Would never have made it anyway.

Unironically take the gaypill, OP. It is the single most based thing you can do.

>>27583413

just get in bao, eom it will be at least 5ct

>>27583413
>Raytheon
That shit has been crabbing forever, not worth it desu

>>27583413
hahaha bagholding retards are getting removed from the genepool while paperhanded chads are enjoying their massive gains. Get fucked reddit baggies.

>>27583413
Good, that fat bitch can run and you can make millions off of your new ventures that you pick up from here, and she'll be having to compete with big tiddied blondes with insta-model bodies wanting your dick.

Fuck her.

>>27583413
Send her back to the ocean anon

Yeah, I’ve learned an important lesson about jew casino.. is SURF or RBC the way to go, also what site should I use?

>>27589067
This is a great point.

Had OP made it with his GME, his wife would have still left him except she'd take his money too!

>>27583413
Why would you want to keep that, though?
Buy SHIB, and get ready, where we're going we'll have slim 19 year olds.

>>27583413
SNAP

>>27589606
Anon, there's a whale stuck inside your home

>>27589606
That thing is threatening to leave you?
If you dont help her out of bed how does she think thats gonna happen

>>27589606
that's a depressing image, cellulite, tiny room, screaming child, get out

>>27589606

you have a family man, how much did you lost on the stonk? and did you sold your shares?

>>27589606
>Tfw no fatass wife
But also
>Tfw you live in a tiny apartment with a baby
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27583413
Anon, at this point it's cheaper to keep her.

Get her some cupcakes and keep your job. At least you can have 40 hours a week to yourself

>>27583413

>>27583413
what do her braps smell like?

>>27590086
>>27590218
Why do you guys have to be coomer simps for this whale?

>>27583413
ugh imagine the smell

>>27589606

>>27589606
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>27590260
whales usually have the best braps

>>27583883
Lmao at least are women have the highest IQ. Take British Women, a fucking parody of American White Women. Our negroes are the smartest, our Aryans are the smartest, our pajeets are doctors, our Chinks/Vietnamese are docile and well behaved. You’re just jealous that you aren’t living in the place where most of history takes place. God, thank you for making me an American.
MAGA

>>27583413
based on that picture looks like you dodged a bullet. A really large and obese bullet

>>27589606
At least you play a based console, if you were a switchfag you wouldn’t have a girl in the first place.

>>27589606
Can’t go wrong with both. Surf has synthetics coming soon. Airdrop this month.

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>>27590570
What MAGA, dude? The US is led by a senile pedophile. Where the fuck have you been for the past 4 months?

>>27590570
>Lmao at least are women have the highest IQ.
Good one.

>>27589606
jesus christ thats disgusting.. STOP POSTING!

>>27590570
>Aryan

>>27583413
You got moar pics? She is choice bro.

>>27590570
>Take British Women, a fucking parody of American White Women.
I fully comprehend why birth rates are declining in the UK.

>>27590260
I just enjoy brapposting

>>27590719
MAGA lives forever man, it’s a mentality.

>>27589606
Is she taking the kid?