/biz/ - Business & Finance

Put it into passive income streams, buy a big comfy house, run a fiber cable to it and NEET it up.

>>27586024
Pay financial advisors/firms with good track records for advice instead of asking incel autists with $50 crypto wallets

>>27586024
Buy my mom something nice

>>27586024
Play vidya and jerk off? What's the point of being a millionaire if I can't stop chasing money?

>>27586024
I will create evil corporation to fuck with normies

>>27586100
This + but try to buy the house near to a Latin Mass or Byzantine Church and have 10+ kids

>>27586024
nah thanks I'd rather stay a neet richfag and enjoy my hobbies than having two parasites draining my energy and ruining my life.

>>27586024
play irl monopoly

>>27586129
based

>>27586135
based

>>27586024
buy more coins

>What do
Do what I can to amass more money, create hidden but 'legal' establishments and communities of like-minded individuals and make sure our race survives the Jewish shenanigans.

I would also send 300 linkies to the above address to help a poorfag /pol/ack out

Stay safe fren

>>27586024
Create a non-pozzed builders cult, like a reverse illuminati. Have a bitching run for a good while, make nation states, get decent laws, Justice is all time high, then get pozzed after the 3rd great leader decides its high time to learn about mysterious mushrooms and to do orgies.

>>27586303
>>27586262
See, this guy gets it. Hivemind, one with the source.

>>27586024
Wholesome webm, OP.
Also, crypto millionaire here in late 20s. Got married, had my first kid.
Never went on a hooker binge, don't feel I've missed out. Do with this information what you want.

>>27586024
>Buy house in rural area, but not so rural you can't get decent internet
>Make house neet comfy with proper battle stations, work out room, and library.
>Live modestly, and not let anyone know exactly how much you have.
>Make memories, and fun experiences. Travel with friends
>Try to find a companion (while not letting them know how rich you are of course)
>Keep a portion invested incase something happens

>>27586135
Nice anon! I bought my mom a louis vuitton bag and a new golfset with christmas. And my gf is going to get a switch next week.

>>27586262
>>27586326
I.Ds mate

Buy an apartment in the city near my old boxing gym. Box and train bjj every day with a couple Muay Thai camps in Thailand until I get bored of it. It was the last time me I was truely happy

I will use my gains to insert myself into the everyday experience of all normans. I wish to profit from their need to house themselves, clean themselves, improve their physical appearance, make their physical appearance worse, their insecurities, their strengths, their boredom, their malice. I want to own every part of their existence and have it be so that it lines my pockets. I will become the GigaJew.

Outside of that, my cars will be
Aston Martin daily driver
Lamborghini for when my portfolio is green
Ferrari when it’s red.

Also going to open the first bar end strip club on Elon’s Mars colony.

>>27586463
Can I be your gf?

>>27586326
Would skip the orgies and shrooms though. Just get the power and save our race for eternal divinity.

>>27586478
I meant the illuminati nigger-poster gets it. Should have tagged him below my original post.

>>27586527
Sure bud wear tigh highs.

>>27586024
Liquidity provider @BOND. Reap the rewards --> Live life

>>27586192
go back

>>27586024
I would probably have a big chunk staked in ALEPH and just ride on that

>>27586024
losing all

>>27586327
are you say all conspiracy theorist are secretly negro?

>>27586262
Reported. Now go back your incel dwell, you don't belong here faggot

>>27586024

>>27586024
coom to Ana de Armas 24/7

Cum inside many, many pussies all over the world.
Fake names, numbers, no social media, etc of course.

>>27586024
i'd get my dad to retire, he's been a single father for most of our childhood so he deserves it :)

>>27587193
Gigachad

>>27586351
Based but add a late game option to build up, or rebuild some business to better the world
>Unlike big business thats just as jewish, anti consoomer and CONSOOOOOOM pushing

>>27587193
King

>>27587142
Imagine having a baby with her

>>27586463
Stop buying people retarded things you retarded faggot consoomer

>>27587338
Seethe I am 20 with 300k fuck off poornig

Why stop there OP, chase the pump, become a Bullionaire!

>>27586192
Based

>>27586024
pay a big nigger woman to watch my mom and whip her until she stops smoking

>>27586192
>t. genetic dead-end

>>27586024
I'd invest in safe stocks and ETFs.
I'd utilize my time to learn things in passionate about and that actually includes math, finance, model building and stocks. I'd learn to do a craft like painting and cooking. I'd exercise and be fit. I'd have a chalet in the mountains but I'd travel a lot

>>27586129
>thinks he wont get scammed out of his money by muh financially advisors
how about you learn for yourself instead of outsourcing the management of your livelihood to the sharks

>>27587193
Why do you want to kill your father?

>>27586024
>tfw your kid will never have ana as his mom

>>27586184
Holy based, Amen brother

>>27586024
Pay my parents and brothers houses off.
Buy a subtle piece of property in South/North Carolina.
Buy a sailboat worth 10-50k.
Sail.

>>27586165
Heavy levels of based

>>27586478
Retard

>>27586024
buy and island and invite some questionably aged girls to give me a massage

>>27586024
GTFO to thailand, live on the money for the rest of my live and continue to shitpost 24/7

>>27586024
>being a millionaire
new meme ?

>>27586184
incredibly based

Put 250k into a dividend paying portfolio, put 250k into one of those defi apps to get interest on crypto, 250k into starting a farm/building a home that partners with local agricultural clubs/schools for free labor. Charge people for corn/sunflower mazes, and host events. Last 250k would be to start a business.

Probably the same, just without the constant fear of having nothing to eat, not being able to pay the bill and not being able to maintain the roof over my head.

>>27586024
Get multiple lawyers with good track records. Than ask for advice from the money people. But I think the biggest one is to not let anyone know until you (and family?) can be called safe. I've seen too many videos on what to do if you win the lottery.

>>27586024

I became a multimillionaire in my 20s (through inheritance, not crypto). Here's what I did:

1. Bought an apartment and renovated it into my ideal man cave (gaming battlestation, study for stonks/working from home, bar area for entertaining).
2. Paid off both my credit cards and student loans.
3. Left my six-figure day job and became a contractor for the same company. No pressure to work, more control over my time. Still earn about $150k/year as a contractor but I don't get any employee benefits (which were shitty anyway).
4. Hired a personal trainer. I've always been in reasonable shape but unmotivated and inconsistent when it comes to training.
5. Bought a nondescript $40,000 Japanese car. Never really cared about cars nor had any reason to own one since I live in a large city but it's grown on me.
6. Set aside a $100k emergency cash fund and $100k to play with stonks and crypto
7. Put the rest of my money into boring low-risk investments to generate passive income


I have a lot of disposable income (more than $10k/month after expenses) which I mostly spend on partying and travelling, then put whatever is left into my stonks account or long term investments.

At the end of the day, do whatever you want to with your money, but personally I think maintaining some sort of job is healthy if you like what you do, even if you don't need the money. I also think the security of having lots of cash stashed away is worth far more than private jets and ferraris, but you do you senpai.

>>27587193

The much-envied based and blessed combo.

>>27586024
Start a real holocaust.

>>27588666
context?

>>27588666
No matter how many times I see that webm, I'm still surprised molyneux snapped like that.

>>27588666
Tq satan.

>>27586024
Go off the grid in style.
Make a ridiculous bunker home stocked and sturdy enough to survive ww3 or yellowstone.
Travel the world sampling the foods and women of the world.
Buy lots of medeival reproduction shit e.g. armor swords a catapult and ballista or two.
Make a school to teach kids ethics, morals and swordplay/archery/horsemanship/and other knighty things to keep them off the streets/drugs and other degenerate shit.
A castle. but honestly we're going over budget here at this point.

Set up a nomadic community of horseback riding hunter-gatherers and a series of comfy trails and camps all over north america optimised for hunting, foraging, fishing, trapping etc. Migrate with the seasons, live semi-sustainably, grow the community by recruitment of experts on the relevant skills needed by the group, and eventually split the community in two when it reaches 500+ members.

Within 30 years I would be head of a powerful network of thousands of nomadic horseback ranger/hunters with supply caches stashed in dozens of camps dotted around my web of backwoods trails. My dozen or so children would be perfectly prepared and positioned to survive and thrive during the inevitable collapse of western society and the Mad Max style world that emerges from the rubble. By the year 2100 my hundreds of great grandchildren would rule the continent.

>>27586892
fuck. this got me.

>>27586024
Not buying anyone shit. Just gonna show up in my nice new car and smugly shit on everyone. Nobody ever believed in me, nobody ever cared enough to listen to me, or paid attention to me. I will treat my woman like a queen and damn the rest.

Put it in dividend stocks like AT&T. Borrow the money from the bank to buy 50 acres of land and an excavator and make the minimum payments on the land with the dividends and reinvest the rest. Build a homestead/castle like Andrew Camarata, a shooting range, a bunch of guns, and get some horses and stuff. Find a good traditional wife and settle down.

If I made enough I would buy a lot of cheap logged/cutover land and clear it off and pay mennonites to build cabins on it and try to find white nationalists to rent them out to to start a rural whites only community like northwestern front

Dog shelter. This is my dog.

>>27590058
He's fat, walk him more and stop feeding him so much grains.

>>27586024
Finally get the little farm i always wanted

>>27586024
>buy office floor with 5 to 10 small offices and central hallway
>remove all the windows and interior except for a chair
>install security cameras in each office
>hire random people and pay them double the average wage
>when entering the building employees are required to remove everything on them that could give them entertainment (phone, newspaper, chewing gum, everything)
>one person per office. Nothing to do except sit there for 8 hours.
>once a day lock all the doors and run through the hall screaming like a maniac

I just want to know how long they can take it.

>>27590345
based

>>27586024
Study philosophy and leave the money alone for atleast 3 years, assuming the value is already stored as btc.

>>27586262
Ask me how I know you have a very low IQ

>>27590307
He’s a malamute. I regularly take him to the vet. He’s healthy, just has a lot of fur.

>>27586024
If you get dummy rich a dream was always buy mad land and have a dog sanctuary.
Bitches would flow if ya know haha

>>27586192
>parasites
when you're 75 in a nursing home and laquiesha refuses to change your diaper, i'm sure you'll feel very satisfied with the fact that you were able to keep all that crypto close to you. seems like a much better idea than having a loving family member who understands you and cares about what happens to you in your old age.

Id open or donate a ton of money to bird sanctuaries and rescues because I love birds, pay off mine and a few people I'm close to debt, and then reinvest the rest

>>27590058
Based dog man

work out

>>27587193
based frogposter I'd do the same for my mother. Also, move her into a nicer area. All she'd have to worry about were utilities and groceries.

Cash out

buy some cheap land

put a caravan on it

pay for some solar panels and water system

buy a new dog

move there with the love of my life and have children

use the rest of the money to bribe the government into leaving me the fuck alone

maybe buy some stupid shit on ebay once in a while for fun

thats about it desu. unfortunately my shithole country makes this lifestyle really difficult and un obtainable for poorfags. Hence why I need a large amount of money in one go

>>27586024
I would buy that child.

>>27591227
HE'S FAT!!!! YOU HAVE A FAT DOG!!!!

>>27589081
Based af.

>>27586024

>>27586024
Buy a 5% dividend fund and move abroad

>>27587193
awwwwww

>>27587193
King.

Fund a paramilitary force and take over Chad

>>27591602
>buy some cheap land

>put a caravan on it
You know not a bad idea

>>27586786
>>27587499
>>27591320
dumb /pol/tards

>>27586327
based
ill probably go with this one
any other advice anon?

>>27591897
Bruh Chad has one of the strongest African militaries, they're fucking up bolo haram for beta Nigeria.
Go invade the DRC or something much easier.

>>27591898
cashing out is a meme

>>27586024
I want to buy a nice house, put all my money in cash in there and kill myself while I set everything on fire. That will teach my family.

>>27586024
take care of the closest family members
+ start my own family

>>27586100
Mm mm sounds comfy

>>27586024
Build nice house with gym. Stock up on PEDs

>>27592466
Comfy as fuck

>>27592367
>Chad Chad vs the Virgin DRC
Is DRC one of those retarded shitholes that have a civil war every 15 minutes

>>27591897
based
>>27591662
based

>>27591320
i dont live for when im 75 ill let a gun do it for me. Fucking retards, why do u plan for your 6 years before you die. Just off yourself you fucking idiots.

>>27586192
I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I would try to get over my social anxiety and stop being a parasocial retard by traveling the world solo for a while

get a house and a few dogs so I have a reason to live

>>27588666
it's one old guy, there's 10 adults and they're all running scared
and we let ourselves be ruled by them

Diversify your assets into other spaces.

>>27588003
His dad isn't a replicant, dumbass

>>27586100
That's fucking lame for a 20 years old. That would be more appropriate for a 50y/o

>>27593576
the implication being that retiring usually leads to the old person not being active enough and rotting away; old people need something to do besides sit on a sofa and watch TV all day, maintaining employment keeps them socialized and thinking

unless his dad is someone with actual hobbies and skills he can work on; but 99% of boomers are just TV watchers as a hobby

>>27586184
>>27586129
>>27586100
All this but also get a foreign citizenship a place abroad, an indoor swimming pool and hot tub (both can be deducted from taxes as a medical expenses if you can bs something) and find something I've wanted to fund for a long time.

>>27586024
Buy land. Land is a limited resource that grows more valuable as the population grows.

>>27593110
Do it now, why wait

>>27586024
Is that Ana de Armas? I can't tell.
She's so fucking hot man...
I'd sell my linkies for her.

>>27591320
imagine thinking society will last till you are that age. its collapsing as we speak, 10 years from now itll be FUCKED. im not having children.

>>27586024
I would put a couple into a USD earning crypto bank. I think nexo has about 10-12% APY. That's about $255,000 the first year. I'd live off that, pursuing my passions while starting a business with the remaining. Any scraps left over would be to put into random trading accounts to teach my daughter how to trade crypto, CME futures and invest stocks. Also a climbing wall and kickass gym.

>>27588162
Holy fuck you triggered smthing in me anon

>>27588600
based af,
also which sector you work in? I'll be in investment banking soon but I can't imagine doing it more than 5 yrs

>>27586024
I was a crypto multimillionaire at 26. I quit my job, found myself in a long term relationship, and invested my money in businesses that basically lost everything for me.

Don't do what I did. Invest your money safely in stonks and real estate and live off the income.

>>27586786
>>27587499
>>27591320
You will never find a woman that isn’t a massive slut. Any loved ones you have will only want to be around you for what they can take from you.

>>27586351
Based anon. Only thing you are missing is having kids.

>>27594891
>Any loved ones you have will only want to be around you for what they can take from you.
Yes. So will you fight or will you perish like a dog?

>>27595326
I’ll fight for MY money, everybody else can eat shit forever, I don’t value family or loved ones, I value getting what’s mine and then leaving. If you really want some slut to fill a void and then pop out children to have to suffer in this world too, to each his own.

>>27586024
I'm just a neet, still live with mother, haven't sold anything yet

>>27595609
My point is you can't escape this. The crippling loneliness will inevitably lead you to seeking these diseased bonds. You can accept that the game is set up this way or you can wallow in misery - the choice is yours.

>>27586796
>ALEPH
Joke whitepaper. Garbage.

>>27586024
buy a house at the beach. Live off passive income. Spend more time on vacations and shit that I normally don't get to do as often because of work/money, like going skiing. Maybe go traveling a bit. Seeing places like krakow, prague, budapest, istanbul, whatever. At that point, the world is your oyster and you can do whatever the fuck you want.

>>27587193
based king shit

>>27586135
Based

>>27594868
>invested my money in businesses

did you gamble your money on shitcoins, anon?

>>27586100
This is my dream too. Put it all in $KO and $EXX shares and collect divi bucks. Tell no one about it and just NEET

>>27587193
This is the most respectable reason to get rich. Your parents go through a lot to raise you. It makes me sick that some people decide to spit on their efforts by being losers

>>27586184
Dangerously based. May the good Lord above bless you, anon.

Buy a house near a salt rich a mild temperate beach to treat my chronic lung illness to prolong my life as much as possible.
My lung function is already at only 58% compared to the average joe...

>>27591340
Fuck off Maya Higa.

>>27587193
Single dad here. You don’t need to give me any money, I love you no matter what kid! Buy us a sixer and let’s go out on the boat all day and shoot the bull. That’s all I need son!

>>27586024
Id live a neet life and shitpost all day and workout in the evenings

>>27586024
that webm is cringe

>>27598071
and its all i want in life :)

>>27586024
not for everyone
but if I ever double or triple make it
I think I might start producing surreal 15 and 30 second advertisements for no discernible product and spam them everywhere
propagandize for total chaos
push the narrative of 'what the fuck was that?'

>>27598071
>drinking alcohol
cringe

>>27587193
based. We're all gonna make it and make mom and dad proud.

start making internet right wing art fag content like Sam Hyde

I never understood all the people that plan on cashing out. You want to part ways with the industry that made you wealthy? Fucking dumbasses.

>>27591602
If you had that amount of money, why not just move to another country?
Then you could build a house instead of a caravan.

Go to SEA, you know the rest

LMAO, they still try to show this trash on /biz/ thread

I am not an idiot to join it
>want to bring rewards? go for stakenet and forget about cheap trash shitty coins
Check XSN! Listed on Bitfinex. Layer2 DEX!

fuck loads of traps

>>27594868
re you still with the LTR?

>>27586892
They don't call them Qniggers for nothing

>>27586024
I'm 30 so maybe my advice doesn't apply anymore. If I was a multimillionaire in my early 20s I would buy a nice house in a low tax area probably 400-500k. I would keep working at least part time until I found a way to generate passive income preferably by crypto trading.

>>27586327
>Also, crypto millionaire here in late 20s. Got married, had my first kid.

how tf to find such women? I am millionaire but 34, want to breed ASAFP but no idea how to find bitches.

I have ~200 slays already so don't care too much about that. Want to impregnate someone who won't be disgusting by 30.

>>27586192
kys r*ddit

>>27586327
>Never went on a hooker binge, don't feel I've missed out.
you didn't really, if you can go straight to family and aren't concerned with fucking randos then that's the way to go for sure.

>>27591661
Based shotabro, I got hard looking at those short shorts.

>>27593756
and his implication being that when deckard stops the job he'll be killed because he himself is a replicatn kept alive only because his job is to kill replicants

>>27598071
>tfw dad is a deadbeat piece of shit

I'm glad at least some of you anons could enjoy the positive aspects of having a father even if I couldn't

>>27586024
In my early 20s? Probably degenerate stuff like chasing women and hookers.

>>27586135
based and sonpilled

>>27588162
This but in my home state of texas

>tfw was about to achieve family like in OP
>she decided to break up
>6 years down the drain
>1 million in crypto
>30 years old
>want to kill myself every day
Money isn't everything bros

>>27598071
>You don’t need to give me any money, I love you no matter what kid! Buy us a sixer and let’s go out on the boat all day and shoot the bull. That’s all I need son!

>>27604094
i could be your dad, anon
how old are you?

find something you love doing, and do the fuck out of it until you're dead

>>27586024
I'd donate it to me

>>27586024

>>27598071
Miss having an actual dad not a traitor to the family and the men that nearly caused the suicides of my mother and sister

>>27592712
its not just one of the retarded shitholes that have a civil war every 15 minutes, it's THE retarded shithole that has a civil war every 15 minutes

>>27601965
Do not telll any of them you are a millionaire


Impregnate the one that sticks around

I’d go back to school and get a masters instead of slaving away in the trades

>>27593110
This.
It's like the retards being concerned for their retirements in their 20s.

>>27586184
Nah, I’ll be Mormon with 10 wives and 100 kids, soon the world will be nothing but my offspring

>>27586327
i hope you have it all in digital and didn't disclose any of it to the wife. otherwise expect a nice divorce rape

ill go live in japan

>>27586494
i like this post, gl anon

>>27593110

We plan to be retired by 50 you moron

>>27587359
300k isn't really that much, I know you're only 20 but I wouldn't be taking anything out until I'm in the millions. Do you own a home/s?

>>27586024
Why does my gf not look like this anons

>>27587359
300k is nothing you stupid retard, dont consume until you have at least a million and only then behave as a consoooomer who earns 20 to 30k a year

>>27586024
I would be turning pussies inside out. I was already doing that being a poorfag

>>27586024
id be dead 100%

probably buy more BTC Avax and Waves :D

>>27601965
Hopefully you never succeed, it's karma for your sins.

I think I got too blackpilled to ever want to have wife and kids. She's gonna leave you and take half your shit while fucking someone else, and then it turns out kid wasn't even yours and hates you.

>>27606698
you can have children without marrying you know

>>27586523
>car person
yeah ur never gonna make it might as well stop dreaming

put it into preferred stock and bonds. live off the interest. buy a winnebago revel sprinter van. drive around utah, colorado, arizona, nm, eastern and northern ca, nevada,the oregon coast, orcas island. join theta gang and sell options from the van.
maybe buy a bachelor pad apartment somewhere in a city where i can (((online date))). hike national parks.

>>27606826
Yeah, just like a nigger

>>27606826

>that weird single guy with a surrogate child

Actually sounds kind of based though, you could really mold him/her entirely in your image.

>>27586135
cute

>>27591320
>living your whole life a certain way just to avoid having a bad time during the final years

I'd pack everything I own into one backpack, and ride a Honda Dream all over South East Asia

>>27586024
invest in life extension research

>>27586024
Invest at least 5M into safe, dividend heavy equities with low betas. Make sure at least 50% of it is in ETFs to diversify and at least 25% is ex-US.

You can net an easy 100k a year sitting on your ass this way and the passive income will grow faster than inflation. You won't even have to invade capital.

You made it. Life is now about steady income and wealth preservation.

VEU, SPY, QQQ, NOBL, EWA, EWG, EWJ, EWY, SDIV, etc.

>>27596835
>no LTO
ngmi

I would make an appeals operation where I offered 100,000 to whomever could convince me they really needed it so have lines of bums and homeless people ready to beg and plead and then sell the footage to a major cable network

>>27590345
>Take job
>Sleep on floor

>>27586892
>are you say

STEP 1: Disappear. Face it, the people in your life will only hold you back and make you feel miserable because they think you have an obligation to help them out. If you are not a Eurofag, you can buy property in Cyprus for about €2m and classify for citizenship, and now you can move around Europe banging top model-level hookers without the need to look back to your old life.

STEP 2: Steady Income. Your portfolio now is 80% fixed-income security and 20% variable-income security. It gives you access to a reasonable amount of cash stream while preserving your assets. Let us be practical, this way you don't even have to think about money anymore for the rest of your life, people could tell you this is a waste of opportunities. JUST IMAGINE, a world where you have free access to any services, places, and products without the need to worry about where the money is coming from.

STEP 3: When you marry, if you do, remember to make a prenup agreement. Don't matter what she/he says or does. DO THE FKING PRENUP AGREEMENT.

>>27586024
I would make art all day without having to focus on training myself to making coom art to be able to pay the bills, I just want to be able to not worry about a thing anymore, I don't want a fancy car or a huge house.

>>27587359
>>27608092

>>27586024
Fuck as much teenaged pussy as I possibly can

>>27586024
diversify

>>27586192
Cringe and retardpilled

>>27586135
unfathomably based. the first thing I will do is pay my parents mortgage with some pocket change extra, least I can do

>>27586135
Yeah Id pay my parents mortgage off

>>27601965
Don't. You don't deserve love.

as a crypto multi-millionaire in my late 20s
work. stay single.
keep letting it appreciate.
i've made a few mistakes but it all boils down to women
the right one will come but ignore them for now

>>27598071
Sneed

>>27606877
Doesn't sound like a car person. Just regurgitated brands they hear are for rich people

I'd buy myself a relatively small apartment because a big house is a bitch to maintain, get all the tech/gaming stuff I could never afford, maybe invest into my sport creating a gym nearby and travel the world with my friends while investing in our brand

>>27592281
>any other advice anon?
Yeah, mentally prepare for her hormonal rage after giving birth. She'll be batshit insane for 6 months before going back to normal. If no-one had told me that I would have gotten depressed myself.
>>27601965
Mine made more than me when we started dating. Met her randomly since we were both quitting our jobs at the same time at the same company.
>>27602437
Yes but it has to be said, because when you do what I did a ton of retards on 4chan will tell you you dun goofed.
>>27605549
I live in Eastern Europe and courts here don't hate men (yet). Besides I'm actually pissed my wife WANTS to make her own money, because it's eating up my working time.

>>27602640
>calling a real kid a shota

>>27586165
fpbp

>>27611257
>nice ass on your shota Miss

>>27587193
I recently watched a charity DotA match (NikoBaby vs Mind_Control) where Niko's cause is helping a single dad of 4.
The guy has been my biggest inspiration recently.
Your dad is a giga chad. Follow Pangolin closely, buy if it launches at less than $0.10, hold until $1. Sorry if I'm sounding like a shill but I made my millions off AVAX and I suspect this will moon as well. I'm obviously not shilling bags, because it hasn't even launched yet.
Good luck, anon.

>>27611220
sounds like you made it anon
have a good day

1. Buy a nice house. no more than 600k
2. Throw 50k in a high yields savings account. this is your emergency fund. Don't touch unless it's an emergency.
3. Throw 5k checking account, try to keep at least 2k, at most 5k in this to cover any immediate expenses.
4. Throw 5 million (or whatever is left) into SPY. Don't touch that money ever ever. Live off of the ~2% dividends, which if it's 5 million, it's ~200k/year.
5. Buy really good medical insurance
6. Whatever is left over from your dividend gibs, re invest it back into the market OR use it to purchase rental property (don't buy outright, but do put in a significant down payment) where middle class white young adults would rent - avoid black and off-the-boat-mexican areas
7. Start reading your Bible and go to a conservative church. Don't show off how much money you have. Give them a nice tithe - something you're comfortable with - to make sure they are able to stay afloat and affect the culture
8. Someone there will have a daughter they'll want to push off to you, 99.9% guaranteed a virgin (don't take non-virgins)
9. Have lots of kids
10. Open up a trust fund for each kid, pump at least 1k a month into each
11. Find a job you like to do or a hobby that you like to do that's not video games
12. When you die, you can pass off that 5 million to your kids. If you earned 6% every year (the historical average), with compound interest and assuming you didn't deposit any more, you should have about ~ 86 million when you hit 70
Generational wealth + good morals

>>27586024
put some money in a trust fund, buy some gold, buy a house, and play video games all day.

I would get Democrats and republicans on my side then once I have 50 senators and enough house members I would install my self as the dictator of America

>>27587499
>but muh lineage
>muh LEGACY
Gayest shit I've ever heard. You think I'm gonna care how many trillions of generations follow mine if I die? I'll be DEAD

>>27586135
Based and wholesomepilled

>>27586129
Lol you zoomers are retarded. Good luck expanding your wealth when you put all your trust into (((financial advisors)))

>>27613357
Why? Once you have your puppets there's no point in exposing yourself to violence. Look at how much flak the koch bro gets and that's without him pursuing office

>>27601965
>WAAAAAA I WAN’T A NON WHORE WOMAN!
>also I fucked over 200 bitches

You encourage whoredom with your behaviour, you deserve a slut. Men like you who service huge amounts of women are the reason why good men can’t find virgin wives. Women are to blame being whores in the first place but the chad enablers are also. If men didn’t stoop down to their level they couldn’t be whores in the first place because they’d be no chads willing to fuck them

>>27614518
> virgin wives
How old are you? Must be 16 or 350.

Buy a million acres on the gulf of Carpentaria and go completely off the grid. Spend my days hunting scrub bulls and pigs.

>>27587193
Reddit has taken our board

>>27586100
Pretty much this. I'd still lift every day. Go out to catch a movie, seeing how I now own all the theatres.

lss my mother blew my life savings and killed my dog, i want a house and a dog

Is EARN.win legit?

>>27586024
>What would you do if you were a crypto multi-millionaire and in your very early 20's? Give me your best advice /biz/

I LARP on 4chenk and make idiots believe me ;)

>>27614976
Virgin wives were a thing in the not so distant past retard. It’s the hook up culture that people partake in that is reason why men can’t get virgin wives anymore. If men simply refused to partake in such culture then there would be virgins. A sudden shift is possible if men do what is right.

>>27587193
My dad's already retired but I'm extra retiring him by giving him incredible crypto advice
and then coming on here and fudding those coins so we can buy more kek

>>27611841
thx fren, will take a look at it

>>27586024
get my old folks a nice villa in greece with my xsn psassive income

>>27586024
I would build work camps and start a National Socialist Workers Party.

>>27586192
fucking faggot
children are amazing and everyday with my kids is better than the last.
your a man child, you are lower than a kike.
you ate the globohomo bullshit up and are worse than a tranny that cries cause he cant be a mother.
you are trash.

>>27586129
>trust the experts
I'm so glad this line of thought is dying with boomers and Gen X.

>>27586024
Put it into divi stocks. Buy a moderate income house. Tell no one about my fat stacks and live out my days.

>>27586024
dump it all in bitcoin, become mutli-billionaire in 10 years

>>27615468
dont even start with me you actual piece of human fucking waste. you couldnt possibly understand the shit my father went through to raise me and my brother. the fact you can't relate to this just proves you're a fucking social outcast
neck yourself before those around you do it for you

1) help my financially struggling parents
2) blow the rest on drugs and sluts

>>27586024
I'm in this situation but a little older (28)
Honestly, I just trade more fucking crypto lol. Why would I stop during a bull market?
Maybe after this bull cycle I'll take a break, do the normal cliche travelling for a bit but then come back home, build a workshop and do comfy shit like build racecars and boats. I like to create things with my hands.

>>27617979
Racing is a great way to blow through the cash, I drop $5-6k per weekend on consumables. The important thing is that I have fun and win championships, if I have to sleep in my truck I don't care.

>>27611435
get out of here and dont come back

>>27597391
Based mizkid

>>27594158
you are arguing with a brainwashed retard that grew up watching boy meets world and fullhouse and doesnt realize they are in hell.

>>27611841
do you have a telegram or something i can contact you with? i know its a long shot but its always worth a try heh

>>27618418
Based racing bro. I already do autocross so I know how expensive Hoosiers are but eventually I want to go full wheel to wheel.

Maybe I'll buy a 911 GT3 Cup car and race that series.

>>27594891
>Implying you have anything of value to offer to begin with
oh wait, you hold those link bags huh.. maybe when they're worth something

>quit job
>devote the rest of my life to politics and becoming adolf 2.0

>>27601965
good luck with that dude. With women its always a massive fucking gamble. I thought id found the one except she went literally psycho on me. As in developed bipolar schizophrenia and borderline personality disorder. She turned from an angel to a fucking demon. I lost 7 years of my life to this bitch that I'm never getting back. God i miss the old her but atleast i didnt put a ring on it.

>>27587499
>unironically taking the /pol/ pill
there's no "genetic" dead end you fucking idiot
YOUR end is when you DIE, there's absolutely no other way to escape that fact, you WILL die and with it your consciousness you will stop experiencing anything and nothing else will happen ever.
The sooner you come to that realization the sooner you start dropping this cringe act and start doing what YOU want with your life.

also videogames

>>27586024
>that webm
Pain.

>>27620296
comfy

>>27614976
my dad and his brother and all my uncles married virgins you jewish faggot

>>27587359
>300k
>start spending it all buying women expensive consumer bullshit
These people don't know what's good for them.
re-invest that money until you've got more than you know what to do with.

>>27619393
You wouldn't use too much fuel in autocross I guess, the price of racing fuel is criminal.

>>27586494
Based. Once im rich I will transform my body into a killing/fucking machine and I will year thru nyc with cock like a gatling gun.

>>27620894
I use E85 anyway. Basically like 110 octane race fuel but the same price as pump gas. Win win. But yeah, autocross is much easier on all consumables.

>>27586024
Waifu and travel, in no particular order.

>>27618738
Based

>>27586024
Sell all my memecoins and cryptokitties and go 100% into some ETF like QQQ

>>27601965
Go to church

>>27586024
Passive income and spend rest of my days in a comfy small house, doing research and contributing to open source projects or doing indie games.

>>27593110
Probably for the best, you seem fucking miserable to be around

>>27586024
Retreat into the woods and never see another human being again.

>>27605938
I'm guessing low self esteem led you to settle for a fat chick

>>27606877
Real "car people" don't lust after brand names, but specific models of car, and even then most car people hate exotics

>>27601965
>wants a wholesome waifu to have kids with
>unironically refers to women as "bitches" like a negro rapper
>admits to already sleeping with 200 different women
honestly, no decent family oriented woman would want to be with you. You can lie about your sexual escapades but that's probably bad to build a relationship on, or you can flaunt your money, but again, you probably wouldn't attract the type of woman you're looking for. You've made your bed now lie in it.

>>27614518
this t b h

>>27617494
oh no no no

>>27586192
Yeah! buy more funco pop.
I had a son and he has torn the head off my George Floyd funko.
Threw him down the stairs.
He’s in a coma and I told wife he tripped.
Divorced the bitch and now I live a happy life.
Good to be bitcoiner

>>27620015
>he doesn't want to continue his bloodline thats been going for thousands and thousands of years

cringe

>>27586192
pathetic

My net worth is 1.1m at 29 and almost 900k of that is in chainlink still working 100k job that I hate so much

I honestly have no idea what I am doing. I just bought link really early cause of the memes here.

>>27586024
Buy a big ass, livable, seaworthy boat and live on it. Put the rest into low risk moderate dividend stocks and live like a fucking admiral.

>>27612515
I have this theory that people who can't wink without at least slightly closing their other eye are weakminded.

>>27617161
muslim anon needs to be beheaded and stuffed immediately. You want someone who you don't know if they'll be good in bed down the road. Experience is good as long as no stds attached.

/biz/
>buys their mom a nice thing
>helps their dad retire
>starts a college fund for his future children
>reads Nietzsche
>has a legacy
>will have parks named after him

Reddit
>buys product then gets excited for new product
>never outgrows his degeneracy
>gets upset at entertaining the idea of having kids
>reads buzzfeed
>dies alone
>no genetic legacy

I choose the right place to congregate.

>>27586351
This but buy enough land for a drag strip and a gun range

>>27586024
Early 20s? Get fucked up on booze/cocaine and pick up bar/club sluts and aesthetics max.

Today? Invest in a couple properties, one on a few acres of land with well water, one outside the US in a tax haven. Get dual citizenship, and reinvest the remainder in undervalued assets that are resistant to inflation

>>27586135
gotta agree 100%. Most based thing I have ever heard

>>27586024
I don't really have huge ambitions in regards or money. I'd do the following, though:
>Buy a nice apartment at the beach in a comfy spanish town
>Create a business in Japan so I could have a permanent work visa and go there whenever I feel like. Maybe a videogame studio and be the ideas guy
>Hair transplant, maybe a nose surgery as well
>Travel a lot
>Make my own AR gym
>Make nice plans with my close friends and family whenever I feel like
>Not working for anyone for the rest of my life
>Marry and have kids
>Help everyone in need from my family and close friends. Give each of them 100k so they can rearrange their lives/retire/whatever
>Emergency fund
>Passive income

And that's it. I don't think I really need more than 5 million in my life

Jet set around the world just learning history and taking in the sights

>>27623565
>honestly, no decent family oriented woman would want to be with you. You can lie about your sexual escapades but that's probably bad to build a relationship on, or you can flaunt your money, but again, you probably wouldn't attract the type of woman you're looking for. You've made your bed now lie in it.

incel cope, women find my history and experience universally attractive, and the idea of being able to make me settle down with them after "all those other girls" is absolutely irresistible.

Women will never respect a dude who hasn't slayed pussy in his youth, simple as that. 200 isn't even that much, I have mates who are in the 600s, average it over a lot of years and it's nothing.

You guys are pathetic. I have $4.5 million, more pussy than you can dream of. You don't get "revenge" on us chads, ever. kek.

buy a nice car, get cognitive behavioral therapy, forgive my father, finish the music projects i've been working on, travel, id get together with the brightest of my friends and help my community while making a little money from that as well, if i had any energy left i'd get into politics. ALL IN THAT ORDER

>>27627507
Bwahahaha

>>27586024
Make sure my parents could live comfortably, put a large percentage of it into stable long-term investments, then just fucking travel and get up to extravagant wealth-fueled hijinks until I'm 30. At that point it's time to settle down and raise a family.

>>27626226
disgusting degen, more to life than hooking up and having orgies. You are incredibly shallow, take the muslimpill and accomplish something worthwhile with your life.

>>27594158
no shit, civilizations come and go the fact we live near the end of one doesnt mean it's the end of all humanity, anyways, enjoy being the end of your blood

>>27594158
>the boat is sinking
>I shouldn't bother to save myself

>>27618859
Not sure I want to dox myself on a board such as 4chin.
Still, wigmi

>>27586024
no matter how much money you make. they took this away from you.

>>27618613
"fifth post is best post" anon. come on

>>27625409
Same, were both nearly millionaires and I don't even feel any different.

>>27626226
>muh experience in bed
Just say you enjoy cuckolding and repent to Allah SWT

>>27586024
Build orphanages in warzones and poor places, I feel bad for those kids.

>>27586024
Rental property and lose 8-10% having a lazy parasite manage them for you. Then backpack round Japan sleeping with only the Nips who shave the troll-hair off their meat sock

i would make it

>>27586135
based and redpilled

Put half into SPY, and put half into SSO. Only withdraw 4% every year, travel the world. Alternatively, buy a comfy house somewhere and a few rental properties to tend to with your spare time. I'm envious anon

>always see the /biz/ meme about Lambos
>actually make it last year
>buy a Huracan
>not sure why
I mean it’s fun and gets a lot of attention but other than that it didn’t really make me feel anything. I thought there would be more to it I guess

>>27589029
you sound pretty based. i'd like to have a beer with you and suck your cock in a drunken sloppy manner afterwards because you sound like a bro

>>27587193
based, redpilled, dadpilled, and chadpilled

>>27586024
I met a girl who looked like this. She gave me her number and then she ghosted me

>>27628710
Who did?

>>27586351
Literally the playbook to happiness. Listen to this anon.

>>27586135
Based. I love my mom

I'm already a crypto multi-millionaire in my early 20's. I'm either going to become a billionaire or go broke, what's the point of being a millionaire? A million dollars is NOTHING.

>>27602640
Yeah, reported to interpol

>>27591320
you're acting like people don't throw their elderly family members into nursing homes anyway and hope they die off before the fees burn away all the inheritance money

>>27629394
if you're not a car enthusiast, expensive cars are just massive pains in the ass that continue sucking up money. you only get them to say that you have them. boats are the same but even worse.

>>27586192
Die

>>27586024
I'd probably stay here

>>27586024
Child sex island

>>27625409
I am you but 2 years older.


31, £60k job, £900k in eth. No career development. Going to wait until Eth hits 10k, then quit.

>>27630034
Surprisingly, it’s not been a bad car considering it’s my daily. It doesn’t have fuckall for cargo space and getting out of it is a pain, but it’s a lot more reliable than I expected a fragile supercar to be

>>27586024

>>27630344
Lamborghinis are made by Volkswagen now so they basically have the reliability of a VW.

>>27586024
sauce on the milf?

>>27591340
Based fellow bird lover.

>>27628664
no worries man i understand, thanks for the crumbs. i really appreciate it

>>27629406
th-thanks....