/biz/ - Business & Finance

these scams usually fail, surprised you fuckers tricked enough normies to buy your bags. nice one jeets.

December 31st, 2021. It's almost noon, I wake up, surrounded by hookers blow and prescription drugs. I get up and do a fat line of blow of off an unconscious escorts bare titties, after that, I walk towards the bathroom, trying not to trip over the naked whores who are all passed out on my yuge white alpaca rug. I reach the door to my bathroom, I grab the crystal door knob and turning it and opening the door to my massive white marble bathroom with an infinity shower. I step in, get naked and turn the 24k gold plated faucet knob to turn on my 24k gold shower head. I get in, lather my body in the finest soaps and products known to man. I get out, feeling like a new man. I then dry myself off with the highest quality towel in existence, it feels like your mothers ass cheeks, soft and delicate. I call over my butler, Mustafa. Did I mention that I live in Dubai? Anyway, I have him fetch me my tailored blue Alexander McQueen suit, with my brown Ralph Lauren Purple Label Crocodile loafers. He sprays me with Giorgio Armanis "Armani Code", he than hands me the keys to my brand new the 2021 Mercedes E63S AMG, which I purchased the day before for 1000000 SHIB. I take my phone out and send all the whores 50 SHIB each, for the night before. I do one last line of coke before I head out. Getting out of the front door, I press the ignition button on my keyfob twice, hearing the twin turbo'd V8 from the Merc come to life. I head towards the the sound of the rumbling engine, I get in, reverse out the garage. I open the gates of my massive mansion, I exit out the gates, instantly putting my foot down all the on the peddle. Speeding towards the heart of Dubia to meet with the sheikhs on which coin we're going to pump and dump today, before the new years. We're all sipping martinis and smoking cuban cigars on the top floor of the Burj Khalifa, 2700 feet above the Earth.


Buy low, sell high. Hold the fucking coin. Meme the fuck out of it. We'll all be fucking rich.

>>27559841
We're going to the fucking moon!

>>27559841

We're gonna make it :')

bump

>>27559929
>issa scam
>passes the normal PnD scam period
>still going strong
>literally defeating chinese bots daily
>new floor at 0.0x200

There's still time for you to buy in, anon

>>27559841
Pajeet coin my ASS. This is one of the very very very few memecoins with potential. Obviously its not an "investment" or a fucking guarantee, but its one of the best gambles currently available. This memecoin has got a small yet dedicated community and an active founder. Easy money on this one lets gooooo. Can't believe we getting free advertisement from Bloomberg haha

>>27559929
>SHIB BEEN AROUND SINCE LAST AUGUST
>DEPLOYER STILL ACTIVE AND DEVELOPING
> HAS PROOF CONTRACTS OF 500T TO VB AND KEY BURNS

STILL GROWING KEK

NOT SOME RETARD MADE YESTERDAY ETH TOKEN

CMON ANON, WHY DONT YOU JOIN US?

>>27560721
If he wants FOMO, he can have it. I couldn't emphasize this enough.

SHIB literally defeated chinkbot today buying at 12 and selling at 17

>>27559841
We will be rich friends shibaswap is gonna be bananas, we live in clown world.

holy shit we're all gonna make it to the moon

>>27559841

>>27561001
nice

>inb4 pajeet coin scam

The creator is literally a Japanese chad and is active at helping develop PHASE II of $SHIB. He burned half the supply at birth to prevent rug pulls.

>limited supply
>early as fuck investors will hit big gains in a few months
>decentralized exchange “ShibaSwap” coming in 3 weeks

It’s like the opportunity of a fucking lifetime

>>27559841
COME ON ELON TWEET SOMETHING ABOUT SHIB YOU FAGGOT COME ON DO IT I KNOW YOU WANT TO
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>>27561188
Ryoshi is pure fucking chad, he wants it solely for the community, is still active and talks shit about exchanges on the telegram because it's against the idea.

He's a fuckin' king.

>>27559841
>>27559929
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>>27561188
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>>27561360
ALL THESE FUCKING GREEN IDS IN THIS THREAD WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

We're going to make millions, brothers.

Between this news and Shibaswap there's nowhere else for us to go other than the moon. Buy in now.

peelon shitusk!

>>27559841
1t reporting for duty. Normies finding this has been the best news I've gotten all week.

If this becomes successful, getting listed on gate, and shibaswap's creation, what am I going to do, you ask?

Well, I'm going to create a porn site, of course!
I will create my own pajeet coins, and have porn addicts shill them for me. I'm going to hire webcam bitches from other streaming sites, and create a limited token supply for premium features, chatting with models, private shows, group shows, etc. And as more degenerates join my site, coins will start becoming limited.
But anon, won't this only work for a while until you run out fo the limited quantity of coins?
Models with exchange the coins they earn with the market I create for USD, recirculating the currency, giving it a real value, and a variable exchange rate, just like all these pajeet shitcoins. And they're porn addicts, so they will soon find out that the value is based on the limited number, and become gambling addicts. What happens if they hold all the coin? Then, I, the creationist pajeet, will get to dump, effectively exitscamming the market, leaving them with worthless porno coins.

SHIBASWAP INC

We're fucking taking this to valhalla and beyond, we found a bottom and started accumulating. Fuck all the fud it's shib or die.

Mmmmm mmmmmm
That was some fantastic pussy I just finished tongue punching...

$SHIB huh? Holy SHIT!
Moon Mission boys... I'll bring the pussy!!!