/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27534495
buy my mom something nice

>>27534600
me too fren

>>27534495
>tattoo
Disgusting

>>27534655
How the fuck did you even see that you fucking incel?

>>27534495
Pay off my parent's mortgage

>>27534495
Buy a house
Buy a place to rent and let someone else handle it
Get a nice car
Look after my parents
Get a qt non thot gf

>>27534600
FPBP

>>27534495
>Buy a bunker
>Buy my dream car
>Buy a nice gaming setup
>Buy homegym machine
>Give some of my gains my family
>Buy tesla shares en masse

Live comfy in my bunker and lurk on 4chan

>>27534786
I was scanning her hips and i immediately saw the disgusting ink.
Hell I just went back on the picture and saw a second tattoo.
That’s all the info I need. She likely fucks niggers and has poor impulse control. Next.

i will travel a lot if the corona situation allows it. After i have traveled enough i will learn to sail and buy a nice sail boat and start traveling with my boat. comfy.

>>27534600

Same, pay off the mortgage so my mother can retire.

>>27534495
whores to fill the boat with, duh

>>27534495
Once my portfolio hits 5 figures i’m planning to up my onlyfans donation budget from $300/month to $500, and if I ever hit $50,000 I will increase my donation budget to $1000/month. It brings me so much happiness to know I’m helping people achieve their dreams and pay for their parents healthcare and stuff. My dream is to one day have enough money to buy my favorite cam girl a nice house in the city and give her enough money that she can live comfortably each month without having to stream anymore.

>>27535132

>>27535132
2/10 would not bang

>>27535407
seek help

>>27534495
I don't get a boat because boats are a huge boomerish waste of money
Anyways I buy land and build a cozy cabin on it and that's it

>>27534495
Offgrid compound.

>>27535407
>thisisbait.gif

>>27534495
getting a nice boat so i can wear beach clothes without people staring at my genetically disfigured body would be cool

>>27535407
then youd never see her again dumass

GF THREAD refugees are coming

>>27535529
Do this. Land is always a good investment. Anyway boat=Bust Out Another Thousand

I'd do like in the OP picture except instead of laying down like a lazy hambeast she'd be on her feet singing sea shanties with me.

>>27534495
>Throw almost every single penny in to T-Bonds
>Live off the div's
>fuck around with a few nice cars

>>27534495
>used 2010 Honda civic
>2 bedroom bungalow close to the beach (not too close though)
>new gaymen PC
then I'll be set for life

>>27534600
Based and goodsonpilled

>>27534600
Keyed.

>>27534600
exactly this

Cocaina

>>27534495
A plot of at least 100 mostly wooded acres with a small quaint home a couple of miles away from any major city.

>>27534600
fpbp

>>27535543
>>27535656
These guys get it

>>27534495
>Mediterranean villa with outdoor home gym, swimming pool, personal library
>high rise apartment in big, exciting city
>a hooker fund so I can fuck 3 escorts per week
>once a year, go to Thailand for 2 weeks and have orgies

>>27534600
Very nice, anon

>>27535739
>sea shanties
go back

A high born wife to improve my bloodline

>>27534600
This. First thing I plan to do is take my mom on a trip to Norway because she's always wanted to see it.

>>27534600
checked and based

>>27534600
holy based

>>27534495

Probably a nice boat to host monkey fights in international waters for my friends

dinner for gf

>>27535568
It’s not about masterbaiting anon. I enjoy the human connection.
>>27535613
I think she would still want to hang out with me all the time

anime figures and k-pop albums

>>27534600
Yeah, I'm thinking you're based

>>27534495
no boat no fancy car just to be left alone

buy a whole fucking village and rule it like a king
what else would you do with money

>>27534495
Coke and Escorts

>>27534600
what if your mom is a huge bitch who treated you like a dog your whole life?

>>27534600
>h-henlo?
>is this Mrs Based's house?

>>27534600
based

>>27536938
she will realize what she has done when you spoil her

Move out

>Very first thing: Copious amounts of whores and psychedelics in SEA or maybe Tijuana if traveling is still fucked
>Pay parents' mortgage
>Buy a modest house and land in Texas
>Buy a vintage Jazzmaster

Pretty basic stuff desu, also I'd keep working because I'd lose my mind

>>27534600
Same. Mother deserves some peace

>>27534600
>>27534877
checked and absolutely based

>>27535059
>>27535543
k pilled and based

>>27535837
>>27535831
modest Chads

>>27536423
thinking ahead CHad

>>27536423
>A high born wife to improve my bloodline
What, if anything, constitutes "high born" in the USA? There's no formal aristocracy there. (Other than mere "White Privilege")

>>27534600

>>27536938
Buy her a run down mobile home in rural New Mexico as a retirement present. Make sure it has no running water and single pane windows.

>>27534655

Good catch. *drags picture to recycle bin*

>>27534495
Back in 2017 I sold my 57 ETH and got a deposit for a mortgage. Got some ADA this time around and just going to hope to get enough to get a cosy nest egg.

>>27537260
Excellent choice

>>27534600

>>27534495
>What else do you do when you make it?

Buy some more SPY or VFIAX.

>>27536938
well then of course not. Why is that even a question?

>>27534600
I will buy my dad a house. My mom already has a shitload of money through inheritance

>>27534600

You're a really handsome boy Anon.

>>27534600
based
yagmi

>>27534495
tats are huge redflag. If a woman has high n count she will have tats. If a woman has tats she surely has high n count.

Simple as that. Only whores have tattoos.

I would buy a house. If I really made it, I would invest into education, go back to school to get a math degree, do a PhD the self-founded route, be an independent researcher.

>>27536372
This is a good one

>>27534600
I'd love to make so much money in Crypto that I'll be able to pay off my parents mortgage

>>27537382
>not being leonor-pilled
>or loli-pilled

Pure = Loli

wtf this thread is wholesome. I would definitely buy homes for the people who raised me in theirs.
Honestly whenever I think about making it, the first thing always on my mind is buying a house and hanging out with my uncle and family in the new house I just got them.

>>27537959
Based and uncle-pilled.

>>27537382
Why do you need to marry an American?

>>27537774
Found the incel

>>27538300
That fucking butterface isn't improving anyone's bloodline.

>>27534495
A modest house with a sauna.

>>27537672
kek

>>27538300
Who cares she is first inline for the throne

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Elisabeth,_Duchess_of_Brabant

>>27534969
They are all thots anon

>>27537382
Rich WASPs are the closest we have.

>>27539078
Then get a hot one who is unfathomably nice to fuck

what the fuck do you do with a hot girl in a boat after she sucks you/fuck?
do you have to talk to her and act like you care?

>>27534495
>hotttest escorts money can buy
>go on a trip to Italy, England and Texas.
>move out of my parents house

I bought a private island but it's very remote so I need to get an ocean-crossing boat to get there.( I already have a nice old cabin in the woods. Plus a cute adobe house in town. I have the Jeep Wrangler I wanted.) If GameStock stock would just go up to over $1,000/share instead of down to $90/share, I'd buy a long-range Mooney single engine airplane to fly around. A 1930's Rolls Royce looks good, but it's impractical. I've been all over China Japan and India, and Western Europe (except Scandinavia), Machu Pichu, Lake Titicaca, Malta & Gozo, W.&S. Africa, boring Canberra, Supai, AZ, every state. Not much left on my "lifetime travel list". But alas, no waifu or kids.

>>27539463
you just ignore her and stare at the ocean, bro.

>>27534495
I can't imagine retiring completely, that sounds scary. But I would find a very adorable girl if I didn't have one already, buy a big house in some warm country (likely a tax haven) and live in a comfy expat village as a new rich. I would also start a business I am very interested on and see where it goes. I would also love to have my own little airport or helipad and buy a copter or plane but that depends how rich I am.

>>27536972
>>27537035
>>27536654
>>27536461
>>27536444
>>27536437
>>27536403
>>27536282
Cringe and raised-by-a-single-mom pilled.

>>27534495
All nigger shit. When I make it I'm going to buy a nice little cottage and live a modest middle class lifestyle.

>>27538300
>Why do you need to marry an American?
If I mate with that Spanish QT princess, our kinds might have the "Hapsburg Lip". Do you really want that? A lot of princes are marrying commoners these days.

>>27539731
that looks so fucking comfy

>>27537382
Vanderbilt, Kennedy, Rockefeller, etc
also established US politicians are aristocrats and view themselves as such

>>27539731
Absolutely this. Life comfy, not like MC Hammer.

>>27538300
>mfw

live innamountains and never touch a computer again

>put a nice 10 million into SPY to live off of 200k dividends and have slow, reliable growth on the nest egg
>throw $5000/month/kid on my kids' investment funds
>pay off house
>buy the neighbor's houses
>move my brother, sister, parents, in-laws, sister in-law into those houses
>donate 500k to church
>read philosophy, theology, and metaphysics
>write reflections on these
>make video games and fund music to provide a Christian counternarrative to globohomo

>>27538577
Fuck yeah

>>27534600
You deserve to make it, anon.

>>27538341 [Disliking tattoos on women]
>Found the incel
Yeah it's really unfortunate. Disliking tattoos makes a large percent of current girls and women less attractive. Abjuring them entirely limits your choices. Like Rap music, I so wish the tattoo/piercings craze would end now.

>>27540418
For you my fren

get a comfy cottage close to the sea, maybe try to perfect my cooking, shitpost here and there

>>27534600
If I ever truly made it I would buy my mom solar panels for her house, a Tesla, and hire a personal gardener because she likes green technology and gardening but she's also poor and is getting back problems so she can't do as many of the projects as she wants.
I'd also get my dad a bunch of mobility things and a new computer with high tech voice command because of his increasing neurological disability, and turn our garage into a home theater because he likes sports. Then I'd buy my sister a house so she can stop living in a slum apartment and everyone would be happy.

If only.

>>27540418
Based

>>27536938
You can continue to hate her, or forgive her and empathize with her.
Nothing else will change.

>>27534495
>Get dream game set up
>Get lots of toys and hay for pet bunny
>Order favorite pizza
>Get ma and pa something really nice
>Get sister something nice too
>Get comfy for the rest of my life

>>27534495
Quit my 9 to 5 so I can spend that time learning musical instruments and swordsmanship.

>>27540418
Based

>>27539317
>Rich WASPs are the closest we have.
Many rich WASP's in the USA are vulgar parvenus, arriviste new-rich, low class types who won the lottery, or own chains of car dealers. Hardly the US equivalent of aristocracy.

>>27534655
Nice legs and arched back make up for it. I'd probably get her another tattoo, either lips or heart on glute or below her eye.

I’m gonna buy the land where my girlfriend died and turn her marker and the surrounding area into a nature preserve. Then I’ll get my dad a new eye, ship my mom to Hawaii, and get a shortbus and travel the country for a bit.

>put all of it into a bank that offers at least 5% APY, get 200k a year from that.
>live off 40k a year, travel the world cheapily by doing urban camping
>work at a movie theater
>invest the 100k I don't spend into various ETF's Index Funds, Individual stocks, other cryptos
>do this for 10 years, then I am 30
>buy land in Missouri or New Mexico
>gift my family 1mil each

>>27534600

>>27540418
>surround yourself with relatives

You will all end up hating eachother anon

>>27540686
Yes pet things.
>get dog the most expensive bed in the store
>a dog toy subscription box
>a solid gold tag
>get to spend time doing fun classes like agility with him

Leverage my capital until I become the world's richest man, invite Musk to work for me. Become God-King of the galaxy. Simple as. Go big or go home son.

>>27539463
>do you have to talk to her and act like you care?
I like beautiful ones who are smarter, funnier and more interesting than I am.

>>27540951
I'm sorry but what the fuck is urban camping. You mean being homeless?

>>27534495
how about a model gf who doesn't have any tattoos

>>27536372
>>27537883
you'd just end up mentally ill, with no true love, and likely kill yourself when the STDs flare up bad enough. sorry but get your head out your ass brahs

>>27539463
Well typically after you finish your satanic cult orgy you cut her throat and then you and your cabal butcher her and eat her.

>>27541094
>smarter
ngmi

>>27541055
Based pet anon. I also want to get my bunny a bigger tunnel network set. He loves running through the small ones I have for him, but he'd love a massive set up

>>27534600
this is what all good men want

>>27540586

Based, we are all gonna make it anon.

>>27539731
What is that weird suppository-looking thing over the front door?

I will build a castle and buy 300 penguins and program them to be antisemites. I will train them how to fight niggers and launch raids in the cities. Most of you have no balls.. I will do this if I ever become rich.

>>27534600

>>27539725
>t. trust fund retard who was raised by a wet nurse
kys faggot, no one ever has loved you, and no one ever will.

>>27541379

>>27541339
The dog?

>>27541235
its not like anything in this thread will ever happen, we're just having fun brah
you fucking retard

>>27534495
a transexual thai gf

>>27534600
Filial piety is the chief of all virtues

After I make it I will finally go to thailand and get fucked in the ass by a ladyboy

IF I WERE A RICH MAN
TIDDY TIDDY TIDDY BITTY BITTY BUM
ALL DAY LONG I'D TIDDY DIDDY BUMS
IF I WERE A WEALTHY MAN

>>27534600
Checked, hope you make it

>>27535407
ngmi

>>27539731
Based but that is a horrid American rip off of a cottage .

This is a cottage m8

>>27540418
Sounds good, but $10 million is no longer enough for what you want. You need about $25-30 million.

>>27539725
you're retarded, I was raised upper middle class by both my mom & dad and I'm still planning on getting my mom something nice if I make it.

>>27536423
I fucking hate this fucking entitled cunt. I would like to kiss and cuddle with her twin sister and call this one ugly while doing it.

>>27534600

good lad, you deserve to maek it.

Already will inherit a small plot in the desert when my gma leaves this earth.

>give money to parents so dad can finally retire, mom can be happy
>pay off my sister's depts
>develop desert spot into comfy self-sufficient getaway
>add horses, chickens
>stack shiny rocks, guns

>>27541680
Wow, it looks like a Thomas Kinkaid painting.