/biz/ - Business & Finance

they wanted to fuck, no woman around, got money to fuck

>>27531269
Attractive people just coast through life. Many of them are wealthy since people will just give them money, but they wont get to the top that way

Why do so many rich fucks let themselves get fat? Not necessarily these rich fucks but a lot of them get all dumpy despite being able to stay fit and healthy if they wanted to.

>>27531269
Being ugly forces you into working hard as fuck, it's basically evolutionary pressure.

>>27531269
most of these people aren't ugly.. Just old

>>27531269
Jeff isn't that bad looking

>>27531713
Food is good. And eating healthy and exercising are boring

>>27531269
Elon's not handsome but he's not hideous either

Elon Musk is relentlessly handsome

>>27531495
but Zuckerberg's asian gf is hideous

>>27531269
>Is there some kind of ugly gene that's associated with business success?
it's called being a kike retard how fucking new are you jesus christ

>>27531269
My boy Elon looks like a chad.

Jeff Bezos isn’t ugly. He’s not gigachad but he looks like he could be your neighbor

none are particularly bad looking other than shillberg. Some are also just old?

>>27531269
They're just old

>>27531269
Neoteny explains literally all of this.

>>27531873
But why would they increase their chances of dying and run down their vessel by being fat and physically lazy? It's not like they can transfer bodies yet. They should really care more but they don't for some reason.

>>27531855
>>27532023

>>27531269
why does bezos’ left eye do that

>>27532023
Cope before you rope Jeff buddy boyo

>>27531269
Gates used to be kinda cute when he was younger. He should have ditched the glasses though.

>>27531269
Buffet is 90 years old doubt any one his age can be considered handsome lol

>>27531930
He wanted to get into China so he got a chinese gf.

Gates is old, not ugly. He could get it back in the day.

>>27531269
Spite

>>27531495
fpbp

>>27532199
Getting bald sucks when you're 30 maybe but once you're 50 it's not that bad.

>>27532199
He's gotten /fit/ and just rocked being bald.

>>27532087
Also old age and the fact most of them probably have some % of Jewish blood in them.

>>27531269
A rampant life of sinning as a neurotic control freak takes a toll on the body.

>>27532111
checked. Probably a lot of stress and they already work a lot so trying to lose fat seems too much extra effort and too much time lost. Newer billionaires do watch out for their health though.

>>27531269
None of these guys started out rich. They're all geeky is all. They aren't asymmetrical or deformed. Sometimes competence comes out ahead of confidence. Not often but it does.

>>27532393
But why the fuck don't they care about how they look, bros? They're rich enough to re-grow their hair. Is money autism that strong? Do they just not give a fuck about physical appearance anymore? Musk fixed his hair and tries to looksmax at least

>>27532292
>>27532343
neither of these men is handsome. buffet is very average looking, Gates still looks like a lizard as a young man.

>>27531269
A chip on your shoulder can be incredibly motivating.

>>27532597
Average is a far cry from "hideously ugly"

>>27531269
Inbreeding

>>27532282
>>27532343
He really should have ditched those glasses. He looked like a scrawny nerd even without them but also kinda charming

>>27532343
Twink Gates getting passed around by Jobs and The Woz

>>27531269
if there was I'd be a billionaire too

>>27531930
all the money in the world will never make you chad

Also the lack of beard.

Closet fag incel containment thread

>>27531713
Because they work like slaves and don't have time for working out. Then they eat and drink to excess to cope with the stress. Generally speaking of course.

>>27531269
>rich people are often old and/or jewish
>geriatrics and kikes are ugly
not hard to piece together

>>27531269
Ugly on inside and ugly on the outside.
Bezos with the stink eye, ugh
Dr. Hell looks like his soul has been sucked out
Has Zuckerberg been embalmed?
At least Buffet can muster a smile, so not autistic?

>>27532022
gigachad

>>27532957
why did this post make me lol

>>27531269

young steve jobs was not ugly

I find it interesting how musk went from a decent looking kid to the stereotypical scrawny balding incel and now looks better than most men his age post hair transplant

>>27531269
lets see your pic

>>27532934
This is likely why I'll never make it to their levels. I care too much about how I look to work to the point of not having time to work out. Plus I would end up dumping obscene amounts of money into research to slow down aging which is probably long ways off from being promising.

>>27531269
When you're a handsome young man you generally have a lot of sex so you care lesa about money and power

>>27531269
>Is there some kind of ugly gene that's associated with business success?
Yes it's called being Jewish.

>>27531269
They look like completely average everyday people.
You just have to leave your basement sometimes, and would know how average people look.

>>27531817
Then why are poor people 99% ugly? Being poor even makes you uglier and fatter.

>>27533161
Jeff, is that you?

>>27532111
>It's not like they can transfer bodies yet.
Spotted the redditor

>>27532791
Stop reading my AO3

>>27533151
Hair is life

>>27531269
Cope.

>>27533408
>it's Reddit to want to not be tied down by your eventual aging and failing body
Okay, retard

>>27532111
>It's not like they can transfer bodies yet.
Idiot. They’ve been doing that since the time of Atlantis.

>>27532343
That’s a woman

>>27532292
wow, warren was a chad

>>27532597
>Buffett is very average looking
An average looking multimillionaire must have been popular with the ladies back in the day.

>>27533381
Not all ugly people are smart. Some are just born with no chance. I am decent looking and only half retarded so I got a chance.

>>27531269
THEY'RE JEWS

>>27531269
Yes, being jewish

>>27531269
Gates actually has some great eyes ngl.

>>27531269
Warren Buffet has normie looks, he just let himself go when he was middle aged

>>27532876
If destiny could get a 16 year old Swedish model gf, Cuckerberg definitely can do the same

>>27532772
such a kino picture actually, he looks so evil in this one

>>27531884
>>27531917
>>27532022
Elon Musk has hair transplants and jaw implants
He looks like a chad because he needs to because much of his wealth is based on his charismatic public image, no different from a Hollywood actor. Bezos/Gates/Zuckerberg couldn't care less what they look like because their money doesn't depend on it.

>>27533151
He could be so based if he would quit the reddit tweeting bullshit

>>27534675
Elon Musk probably just got a hair transplant, his jaw doesn't look like much better than when he was young. He's on the best roids money can buy though no question.

>>27534675
he hasnt had jaw implants, just hair

>>27533265
You are overrating sex so much bro lmfao

>>27531269
Bros....

Zuckerberg has more fanfiction than my waifu. I will newbie understand female taste

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Mark%20Zuckerberg/works

>>27531930
Zucc's gf was with him before Facebook too.

>>27531269
>H-hey guys, rich people are ugly lol, I'm glad I'm not rich
The wsb cope thread is a little further down faggot

>>27532772
>this picture
Fuck I miss the old days bros. Can we make a time machine and go back to 1989 when we make it?

>>27531269

Stupid thread. Bill Gates is arguably quite attractive for his age.

>>27533605
There is nothing more based than minimal/modest fashion whilst simultaneously being rich as fuck

>>27537010
This

>>27531269
Its called being Jewish anon

>>27531713
why the fuck not? no medical bill will ever bother you and you can get a 10/10 gf just by flashing cash. what benefit is there to wasting time getting fit too?

>>27532292
tbf I'll be lucky of if make it to 90
>>27531269
I think there's something about becoming more corrupt that changes the way you look too.

>>27531269
>hideously ugly?
that's a bit aunty semi-tick Anon....

Elon Musk isn't ugly.

>>27534522
young Buffet looks like a chad.

>>27538906
He's had work done

>>27532069
This
Except for Zuckerberg who looks like a literal alien

>>27535655
Bill's definitely come a long way from his 80s/90s look, and it suits him now. And Bezos is actually legit handsome.

Clownberg on the other hand looks like an eyebrow-less, baby toothed goblin, exacerbated by the fact that he acts like that guy who wore the trenchcoat in Grandma's Boy.

>>27535519
Only if I'm allowed to run literally anything other than DOS on that sweet computer.

>>27532282
"Bill Gates" (or whatever his real name) is actually a good man. I think he is only doing this pandemic LARP in order to institute universal basic income and increase the level of technology accessible to everyday people.

He is not a pedophile, he does not want to commit genocide, and he considers himself a follower of the New Testament and the Constitution of the United States of America.

Once we're post-scarcity, it doesn't matter that the Jews and Templars are playing monetary Calvinball. No problem cannot be fixed by computers.