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I just transferred $840 to my brokerage account. $240 of it right now is not mine. I am investing for other people and they trust me to go with what I believe will do best.

What should I really invest in to make money?

>> No.27517422

>>27517367
LINK BABY!

>> No.27517486

>>27517367
Doge. Or gamestop.

>> No.27517627

>>27517486
Why doge?

>> No.27517667

>>27517367
GILD or GE

>> No.27517716

>>27517367
You should start looking for jobs so you can give your parents their money back

>> No.27517719

>>27517627
He's memeing, but if you want you could risk riding the volatility that remains for quick profit

>> No.27517737

>>27517422
Link to what?

>> No.27517752
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27517752

>>27517367
all in on the next meme dog token, easy 100x

>> No.27517901

>>27517752
But isn't DOGE the smokescreen to make the hedgies money?

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>>27517627
>>27517737
>>27517901

>> No.27518091

>>27517367
You fucking idiot. If you make money they're not even gonna credit you for it, they'll just tell their friends "Oh, I made such and such in the stock market last week"

And if you lose? ANON!!! How dare you lose so and so's money! you're gonna find a way to pay it back and you're gonna apologize to so and so right this instant!!

>> No.27518172

>>27517367
Come to think of it why don't you just gamble it and run a ponzi scheme if they want their money out?

>> No.27518233

>>27518091
I don't care about them saying they made the money and not me. That's not what I care about.

I just care about making money.

And I have a job that can easily allow me to pay it back.

>> No.27518235

>>27517627
Have you considered just developing a gambling addiction like everyone else?

>> No.27518307

>>27518091
this

>> No.27518462

>>27518233
Jesus Christ, you truly are an idiot. The point of that post is not the money. The point of that post is that they're using you.

>> No.27518463

>>27518172>>27518235
>Gambling
I'm not running a ponzi scheme, and I'm not trying to gamble it as much as a casino. I'm trying to make informed decisions that I believe will provide the best possibility.

>> No.27518512

>>27517367
If you have to ask, just toss in a Vanguard 500 Index Fund or similar.
Also don't fucking invest for other people especially family. That's a Lose/Lose situation in the making.

>> No.27518572

>>27517367

>>27517501
>>27517501
>>27517501
GET IN NOW!

>> No.27518620

>>27517367

Get the fuck away from the website and never come back or you will loose what little you have.

>> No.27518692

>>27517367
Just buy VOO. Active management will never beat the market in the long run.

>> No.27518711

>>27518620
Smoke my dick.

>> No.27518785

>>27517627
So you can do your part to pump his heavy bags. Anybody shilling DOGE at this point is doing it for that exact reason

>> No.27519015

>>27517422
based? based on what?

>> No.27519153

>>27517367
jesus man don't fucking come to 4chan for advice of all places, its mostly scams and people with zero actual experience in stocks/crypto.

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27519201

>>27517367
Sell GME. Buy silver.

>> No.27519249

>>27517367
all in 90s furry porn

>> No.27519275

also you're a faggot

>> No.27519386

>>27519153
don't listen to this guy, I know a Nigerian prince who told me he can triple your money in a week. Just send it to me and I'll take care of it.

>> No.27520077

>>27517367
>friends trust him to invest their money
>asks /biz/
Jfc.