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Hey guys! Melvin analyst Jaypreet here! Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:20:54 2021 No.27444825 [Reply] [Original]

Hello to everyone who might be reading this. I am financial analyst Jaypreet Chadha from Melvin Capital. I already posted this on Reddit, but I thought to post this on 4chan as well to share some news with you all.

You guys have certainly done quite a bit of damage to our firm. We have been quite inundated and exhausted these past two weeks. What you guys did was great, really.

That's where the greatness ends. We at Melvin Capital have already covered our short positions. Other hedge funds are also covering or have covered. I recommend exiting your position now. I understand that many of you have invested quite a bit into this, correct? As a poor Indian-American growing up in the ghetto of New York, I understand your plight. It is sheer due to investing and stocks that I've managed to become successful. Do you think us workers at Melvin Capital are not well-versed with the stock market; shorting and interest rates included? We predict that such things may occur hence we have prepared plans.

Sorry, guys, but save yourselves. I was once in your shoes. I understand.

Jay out!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:24:00 2021 No.27445039 Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:24:58 2021 No.27445108 >>27444825 kek is this actually real

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:25:43 2021 No.27445154 sir do the sneedful. sell game stocks please

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:26:48 2021 No.27445237 >literally has chad in the name did you guys really think you could beat jaypreet the chadjeet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:27:13 2021 No.27445263 >>27444825 POO

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:27:17 2021 No.27445269 fuck off fag. you were in the thread where it was suggested that we find the other guy on LinkedIn. that pick is the profile pic of a guy on literally page one of the "People" section on Melvin's linkedin sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:27:20 2021 No.27445270 >>27444825 Post suit, hands, and phone faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:27:52 2021 No.27445315 >>27444825 if real post time stamp pajeet ban chod

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:28:17 2021 No.27445351 >>27445108 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:29:26 2021 No.27445418 >>27445108 >>27445154 >>27445237 >>27445263 >>27445269 >>27445270 >>27445315 >>27445351 Wow, such vitriol. No wonder you guys are losing so much money! You guys totally deserve it! Sore losers

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Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:34:12 2021 No.27445744
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>>27444825
Matt See here, I’m a junior analyst at Melvin Capital. How’s your assholes feeling? Tomorrow morning is your last chance to save any capital you have left in your meme stock, because we’re taking it back down to 5$ dollars tomorrow afternoon. Jaypreet if you don’t wear fucking deodorant tomorrow I’m going to spit in your face

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:36:58 2021 No.27445932 File: 84 KB, 1024x958, 54e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27445744 >>27444825 Sup, it's me Chad of the Based dept. All of you faggots are fired, no severance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:37:01 2021 No.27445936 File: 290 KB, 1630x2048, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27444825 Hey guys, Matt Serra here!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:38:18 2021 No.27446022 >>27444825 Dude, stop larping and go buy LINK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:39:25 2021 No.27446109 File: 16 KB, 428x424, 1610793327522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27445744 Hey Matt, I'm the CEO of Melvin Capital. You are fired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:49:00 2021 No.27446732 Hey I'm Hitler the CEO of based, redpilled and partners and I would like to announce we are recalling all borrowed shares immediately to crash this plane with no survivors

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Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:52:20 2021 No.27446949

>JUST TWO MORE WEEKS GUYS

The New York Times tells the story of one Bernie Sanders supporter who entered — and then exited — the QAnon movement:
Those who do leave are often filled with shame. Sometimes their addiction was so severe that they have become estranged from family and friends... "We felt we were coming from a place of moral superiority. We were part of a special club." Meanwhile, her family was eating takeout all the time since she had stopped cooking and her stress levels had shot up, causing her blood pressure medication to stop working. Her doctor, worried, doubled her dose...

When she first left QAnon, she felt a lot of shame and guilt. It was also humbling: Ms. Perron, who has a master's degree, had looked down on Scientologists as people who believed crazy things. But there she was...

She agreed to speak for this article to help others who are still in the throes of QAnon.

And CNN reporter Anderson Cooper recently interviewed a recovering QAnon supporter, who tells him there were many theories about Cooper, including one that said he was actually a robot. The embarrassed former QAnon supporter admits that he had once believed that the people behind Q "were actually a group of 5th dimensional, intra-dimensional, extraterrestrial bi-pedal bird aliens called blue avians."

During that interview, he also tells Anderson Cooper, "I apologize for thinking that you ate babies."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 1 23:58:15 2021 No.27447342 >>27445418 Cringe, no spine or guts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 00:23:23 2021 No.27448948 File: 1.69 MB, 896x946, Blood & Squeeze.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27444825 nice try kike i want the shares tomorrow before 1pm