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Have a son

>>27428162
Maybe
Maybe not

>>27428162
How do you know?

And the sun will rise tomorrow.
Don't worry about things that you can't control anon.

>>27428162
Fuck thanks for reminding me

>>27428162
This post is off topic.

>>27428162
why?

>>27428162
This sucks financially. You have zero access to any money.

>>27428162
no youre not, fag

>>27428162
If you make it, you won't. In the next 20-30 years we will have figured out how to extend human life drastically.

>>27428218
>sinking ungodly amounts of money into a little freeloading leach

how to profit from death?

>>27428162
Anymore, it's the time between now and then that gives me an existential crisis.

>be the prized sperm who won the impossible race for the only egg your mom had
>waste it all being a retard online

Everyday I come to terms with this . I just hope the afterlife isn't all that bad. Even though I am a man of Christ I'm ok with the idea that it's just darkness for eternity. I'm just an essence at that point.

>>27428218
>>27428273
based and redpilled. Facing reality with a stoic sense of acceptance and preparation for what is inevitable

>>27428241
>>27428254

cringe and cope-pilled. Pure "what if" nonsense, not based in reality

>>27428405
Life insurance, funeral homes, graveyards, gravestones, flowers, etc.

>>27428444
Pretty sure the father of most the posters here just pulled out, then inserted with whatever dribble was left

>>27428162
jews like you cant die, they live on in everything bad in the world

>>27428162
No, anon. You're going to live and you're going to suffer indefinitely. We will figure out how to reverse aging while you are on your deathbed, we will save your life, and we will then drag you down to the Amazon fulfillment centers. You are not allowed to clock out. Ever.
Quantum immortality is real. We will use it against you if necessary.

yes. so what

Watch Synecdoche, New York. It might back ya feel better.

>>27429289
sorry... I'm from Spain.......

>>27428162
>gonna die someday
>could be tomorrow
>haven't made it
>haven't even had sex with an attractive girl
im so fucking fucked FUCK

>>27428162
There's a non-zero chance that everyone in this thread lives to be 200+ do to ever increasing medical advancement.

If you make it to 90 then the medical tech can get good enough that you may make it to 120, then 150, etc.

>>27428405
Purchase viatical settlements

>>27428162
not if you clone yourself through children... your midichlorians will live on. But yeah... all your memories will be wiped out and your children have to make new ones.

>>27428162

Not if you invest in boston dynamics and tesla. You just might see a future where cybernetics and cyber brains become a reality.

>>27429656
there are 6.7 billion people on the planet, even if the technology was realized tomorrow it's not going to be available to everyone. it would be catastrophic and devastating if people did not die and leave their property to their descendants. it would usher in an era of massive class warfare as the rich become immortal and the poor become poorer and remain mortal.

>>27428218
Why do you think this will help?

If anything it will make you even more stressed about dying.

Retards on 4chin think having kids will fix their problems, literally the mindset of a female.

>>27429903
Even if they somehow manage to unify matter with a force they haven't even begun to study (conciousness), you will still die at the end of the universe, no matter how far away that might be. No matter how long you postpone it, there is 100% chance you will some day die. It is quite literally the ONLY thing in existence you can be certain about.
Better to accept it now that go clawing into that good night,

>>27429918
huh... I never really thought about this. But you're right... if someone like Bezon or Gates would be immortal they would become richer and richer and get more and more enemies trying to switch them off... until they would have to realize immortality would destroy mankind itself. Death is a sacrifice to create new life... immortality is the apocalypse.

>>27428162
Be faithful and go to Heaven

>>27428162
extremely blatant FUD

>>27428444
The first sperm to win the race isnt the one who becomes a baby, those usually die trying to pierce the egg. So you really are the sperm who took the benefits of other's work

>>27429918
This argument doesn't make any sense. The population keeps increasing and the governments of the world are trying their best to keep it increasing as much as possible. That's the exact same thing as having people live longer.

>>27429656
nope, medicine is a meme, we just live longer than previous generations because of hygiene and nutrition, nothing more

>>27428398
better than fukin dogecoin lol

>>27430325
we can have immortality but only if we become multi-planetary. we have to make it cheap enough to migrate off-planet that the population can continue to expand without natural death as a population check.

people will still die from novel disease, accidents, etc. but there's only enough capacity for about 25 billion on earth right now, a radically different paradigm if it comes to pass.

>>27430598
Actually the Israelis figured out how to not just prevent telomere loss but actually extend telomeres again: https://forbetterscience.com/2020/12/03/hyperbaric-oxygen-therapy-extends-life-the-telomeres-and-everything/#:~:text=The%20researchers%20found%20that%20a,accumulation%20of%20old%20and%20malfunctioning

Also Nicotinamide Mononucleotide makes mice de-age. Basically aging is a disease and it WILL be cured eventually. The question is just when. After that neurodegeneration and cancer are the next issue (cancer already basically solved by oncothermics which can turn stage 4 inoperable cancers into nothingburgers, which we just learned this year).

>>27430679
that's an option but it only buys time. Multi Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic societies would have a tough time communicating to but sure it would work for a while but not indefinitely. Immortality may work for some time but not forever... even if you play this out for billions of year eventually we'll all die in a heat death when atoms decay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g&ab_channel=BeastieBoysVEVO

>>27431351
I don't need forever
I just need 2000 years. By then I'll have made it and done all the things I wanted to.

>>27428162
I feel a sense of urgency now, thanks anon