/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27387236
would it be based or cringe if everyone on /biz/ ironically converted to Judaism?

lol do you have to apply to a board of commissioners or something

>>27387355
OY VEY!

I like my foreskin though

>>27387236
do i need to cut the tip off my dick?

>"convert" to Judaism
>continue worshipping Christ
It's like the Conversos in reverse

>>27387576
I.. couldnt

no way in hell it's that easy
you can't convert to klingon, you'd need to be born one

Idont want to be a filthy kike but I will larp to waste their time and let confusion reign

1488

My dad converted, he is a doctor now.

What if we pumped Judaism like GME?

>>27389653
Yea it won't work you will just be wasting your time.

I'm jewish, where is my money? I'm as poor of a fag as you can be

>>27387576
i could dance but not really keen on chopping part of my dick off
i feel kinda uncomfortable cutting any part of my body off except hair and toe nails
idk maybe im thinking about it wrong maybe its not that different
i mean its a neat dance and they dress smart and at least they hang out together yknow
i dont know bros maybe its not so bad
should i just cut my dick off and become a jew?

>>27387355
/biz/raelis when?

>>27389798
See?

GOYIM converts are looked at with disdain amongst the true Jews. They will never tell you their insider trades.

>>27389803
First we become jewish then we pump GME

>>27387236
After watching The Greatest Story Never Told I would never become a fucking Jew you apologist limp dick 2bit cuck faggot in the making bitch.

>>27390137
I saw jews in the welfare office with $2,000 hats and tailored suits. You guys have your methods get at it

>>27390137
Q PRETICTED THIS

>>27387236
been saying this for a while; nothing will piss them off more if we all start larping as members of the tribe; I wear a kippah sometimes when i'm meeting with potential clients in jewish areas, probability of closing a deal (landscape construction) goes up 300% by my estimates

>>27392861
this is the truth. your best bet is to marry a jewess and have your descendants inherit the financial wisdom of g-d's chosen people.

>>27389653
this, just larp, fuck converting
>>27389920
you'd be surprised; a little research on their holidays and the key rules, a few basic hebrew words and you can pull it off (as long as you're white)

>>27393335
Kek, that's fucking based.

>>27387236
They have a conversion process because it would look bad not to, buy those people aren't really in the shekel club

>>27393439
>your best bet is to marry a jewess
I wonder who is behind this post....

>>27393335
Lmao I want to try this now

>>27392571
קשה לקנות שיטקוינס בארץ

>>27387236
I’m an Ashkenazi Jew that passes for white. I only bring up the anti semitic card when I’m losing or want to guilt you IRL

>>27389075
no, the rabbit will do it for you, with his mouth

>>27389920
this
at least not on 4chan
there is a reason for it

>>27393439
All jewish women belong to BBC. The whole jewish race will be mulatto in 50 years, since only a jewish woman can give birth to jew.

>>27387236
Is loving Jesus legal in Judaism?

I will become the first pajeet jew

sir please do the needful and buy silver

>>27387236
I dated a Jewess for a while, and the memes are true. They are a fucking neurotic people. Shekels or not, I don’t think I could handle a lifetime of it.
I’ll give them credit though for having so much pride in their own people. Just imagine if Europeans cared half as much about their culture as Jews do their own.

>>27393984
>I only bring up the anti semitic card when I’m losing or want to guilt you IRL
yes, we know how it works

>>27393786
Does that make this place /biz/rael

>>27387236
No amount of money will ever get me to part with my foreskin.

>>27394504

We /Biz/Raelis now

>4chan pranks in 2022
>become the jew

>>27395160
>become the jew
nah, a good larp is all that's needed, if you move into an area with jews immediately throw one of pic related up on your front door and see how quickly you're welcomed into the neighbourhood

>>27395453
also if you want to red pill normies on the JQ just have them walk around the incredibly wealthy areas in cities and count how many houses have these on the doors. In T.o. and MTL its >75%

>>27389803
What if we pumped Judaism with poison gas instead?

>>27389555
>no way in hell it's that easy
No you're, they have a name for converts.

>>27387236
This thread is garbage.

>they popularize circumcision among burgers so they can fit in and escape easier during shoahs
>Already circumcised, easier to infiltrate jewish circles
Like pottery

Interestingly enough, my life became phenomenally more profitable since I began larping as a jew. It started when I got a big titty russian jewish girlfriend. I noticed that jewish men are hyper-protective of their own blood, and the only reason I was able to snag this girl was because her dad has early-onset Alzheimers and is basically doped out all the time. He is a former tax-attorney and receives more gibs than I was making wageslaving. It was other jews who set him up for life. They know how to game the system. The girl and her mom are (like most women) way more liberal and don't understand the blood purity game.

Anyways, I can pass as jewish because of my big nose and dark hair and adequate levels of Swarthe, although I'm 6'2 and ripped and absolutely mog every single one of them with my chad jaw-line. My gf took me into a temple service once and some jew kids asked me if I was Mossad. I just grinned and winked. Still, I have other goy friends who could pass as jews to me but but actual jews can point out right away. I truly think it has to do with blood. I'm RH negative as are most jews. Maybe they can smell it?

About the /biz/ aspects, it certainly opens more doors. For example I got an "official" diplomat US passport, a Russian passport without going through the actual channels. I also gained an affinity for subverting normies and watching them seethe.

Will the rabbi suck blood from my penis or they do it only to children?

>>27397695
how do you get jewish qt?

>>27387236
You cannot convert to an ethnicity

>>27387355
cringe because you would just be a shabbos goy anyway

>>27389555
it's impossible

>>27389798
your dad is just a shabbos goy

>>27392861
Yep

>>27397695
Holy based

>>27387236
My skin is too dark for this so I'll have to settle for marrying a jewess
also I'm gay and I hold chainlink

>>27398357
Just luck. Like I said, they really try to keep the girls out of goy hands. My gf and her mom know I'm not jewish and they help me larp to a large degree. I think they just want to rebel, and normally the man of the house would keep that shit in check but her dad is literally incapable of caring. Other families would step in too if they knew I wasn't jewish. Shaming, disowning, shunning, and closing doors to those who mixed outside the race.

>>27393632
u have to make up a jewish background story but the ethnonationalistic unrightsstate of israel does a dna test anyways

>>27394206
only like loving another member of the tribe

>>27387236
I dont think I can part with my foreskin. Have you uncut fags ever had your dick sucked with the skin pulled back? It's not gonna feel the same with the dick mutilated, I'm afraid the constant friction with your underwear all the time would desensitize the nerves