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Tutorial for new friends!

I just bought 4.5 bil, already 50% on gains. Unbelievable.

I fucking love this token. Sitting at x3

Dropped 3.5k for 195bil, this is the dumbest thing I have ever bought, but hey, never underestimate the stupidity of wanting to buy something stupid and worthless because it is stupid and worthless.

For example: doge coin and the pet rock.

Thanks for the pump guys

I'm holding with DIAMOND HANDS

TO THE MOOOOOOON!

IM FULLY ERECT


JOIN TELEGRAM NOW

t.me/shibainuthedogecoinkiller

>>27281433
ACUTAL MOON MISSION WGMI BOYS WTF IM SORRY I DIDBN"T BELIEVE YOU

>>27281628
I know right? Made more money in two days than I ever dreamed.

>>27281433
look at my meme buy from 3 days ago frens. I'm just a poorfag but hopefully this means I'll make it

WTF I DON"T BELIEVE THIS PUMP

>>27282283
Get in before its too late anon I swear we are going to 1000x

THIS PUMP IS REAL!!!! SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>27282376
dw anon i've been holding my 19b bag

>>27282408
Free money. Enjoy anon.

FUCKING NIGGER JANNY DELETED LAST THREAD

>>27281433
This is the best thing I've ever bought in to. 4x at this point.

The current market cap is approximately $40 Million USD, this isn’t sustainable

Millionaires in the making at this point

Im literally up 300% haha fuck this market is so insane. The crazy part is I dont think we are slowing down anytime soon

>>27282376
>>27282408
>>27282445
>>27282451
>>27282475
IF YOURE IN SHIBA
GET IT A LEASH
MARK MY WORDS YOU WILL REGRET IT. SAME DEV TEAM. SAME PROJECT.

>>27281433
>just realized I had $500 in Nyan-2 that I could've sold off to get more SHIB.
FUCK

>>27281898
I bought some of them when they appeared on uniswap just for lulz (13$) and it dumped overtime and now it's pumping? the fuck, i have almost 1000$ just because of meme, interesting...

>>27282475
yeah what the fuck, I was f5ing and it went down way before post limit. Is this ((((them))))?

>>27282554
WHY DID THE NIGGER JANNY DELETE IT

Could this actually hit 1 penny?

they are nuking threads, but there are also many threads, try and keep it organized.

>>27282631
Mate there's a QUADRILLION of those, do you know how much money that would mean? Who would even buy those?

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK WE JUST WENT PAST 800

ok sitting on 8b shib you fuckers better be right about this dumb shit, already lost $50 in doge and I'm looking to make it back so I can invest in something long term

HOLLLLLYYY SHHIIIIIITTT

>>27282631
no lol

>>27282593
I DONT KNOW BUT IM BULLISH ON LEASH SINCE JANNIES KEEP DELETING IT

I'm starting to understand why kikes are always laughing, this shit is hilarious

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!
+1863%?!?!?!?!??!
it just keeps pumping, this is abnormal!

i took a shower and made 150 dollars holy fuck im never going back to wageslavery

FUCK JANNIES FUCK JANNIES FUCK JANNIESSSSSSS WE ARE GOING TO ONE BILLION PERCENT

hey I'm just happy to have an ETH now.

does coinbase put a hold on if I just signed up and added my bank? I think I'm going to miss it. FUCK.

Someone explain why Shib is supposed to be any good... why is it better than just holding eth?

how high can this really go???

COME ON PAJEETS PUSH IT PAST .00000007

>>27281433
>do you unironically want to stay a poorfag forever?
Yes.
Better than becoming pink like you guys tomorrow when the big dump happens

As an unpaid shill, what's the real possibility that this thing actually gets on an exchange or two?

>>27282764

>>27282856
I think theres a waiting period between depositing fiat and being able to withdraw crypto into another wallet, wire transfer may make it quicker/instant but im not sure

DIRTY DEEDS
DONE DIRT CHEAP

DIRTY DEEDS
DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS AND THEY'RE DONE DIRT CHEAP

this is fucking insane. make sure you bros get some LEASH too

Did something like this ever happen before?

IM GONNNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

imagine if elon musk just tweeted "shib" once

holy shit

>>27282912
idk honestly. but why is doge on any exchange? does anyone know and can provide some info

IT KEEPS PUMPING
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG HERE!

WE JUST BLEW PLACE 900

>>27283006
never. coinbase is telling me it's up 48,000% from last week.

Lol, bought 200b coins last night.
Sold at the top.
Bought again the day after for the same amount, got 20b coins.
Sold the top.
The gas was so extreme so I didn't buy in.
Buy now for the same amount. Got 2.5b lol.

It's money I don't care about and I honestly didn't know why I sold. Especially due to the gas price, it basically asked my to hodl.
My single digit x would've been 80x.

lol

>>27282856
>does coinbase put a hold on if I just signed up and added my bank? I think I'm going to miss it. FUCK.
yes, you need a bitcoin or eth atm. Most cities have a bunch. I think you can also buy direct on metamask, but I have never done it and don't know what the hold time is.

SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT 86 ETH WORTH WHAT THE FUCK

>30 seconds ago
>buy 8b shib
>fucking uniswap transaction fails
>now can't even buy 4b shib

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ETH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27283073
HOW EARLY ARE WE? IS THIS ALREADY THE END OR ARE WE STILL EARLY?
I'M NOT LOSING ANY MONEY EITHER WAY BUT I SURE WANT TO MAKE IT

>>27281433
tweeting and reddit posting about this as much as I can. holy fuck. they haven't even seen this shit yet

Wew lads so far I’m up $740 and it keeps climbing! BASED SHIBA

$7000 profit in a day, it's insane

Its fucking early when 1ETH moves the price .25%

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

i sold 100b for a small loss 10 hours ago. it is now worth over 6 ETH if you sell this you are an idiot like me.

>>27282912
>gets on an exchange or two?
depends on the quality of exchange. It is already on the dectralized ETH exchanges...
But there is a shitcoin exchange with bad reputation called mxc or something that will most likely list this sooner rather than later based only on hype, that is what they do, they chase shitcoins.
"real" exchanges like binance or cb? basically zero chance.

>>27283074
Funny enough, it's the gas prices that keep me from swapping out. So, i'll just hold my 1.5b

>>27281433
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27282554
How to get a leash im a newfag. what does the leash do in simple terms? Ive got 1 billion shib

>>27283082
>none near me

I'm fucked. I hate my life.

I'm buying dips still

>my 7 bucks is now worth over 300
w-what the fuck is happening bros, I went to sleep

>>27283140
I DON'T KNOW MY $12 OF SHIBA THAT I PUT IN AS A JOKE IS NOW WORTH $500 WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAA

>>27283140
I HAVE NO CLUE ANON I THINK WE ARE EARLY BUT I DONT FUCKING KNOWWWW ALL I KNOW IS I MADE 3K IN 10 MINUTES

>>27283289
HELLS BELLS
IT'S COMING FOR YOU
YOU GOT ME RINGING

>>27283006
most of us got 400 UNI for free over the summer. some preordered PS5s. A few actually held the entire time. Now it's $18 x 400

>>27283257
leash is just another meme coin by the guy who made shiba. buy it off uniswap here is the contract top left copy paste that into uniswap

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x874376be8231dad99aabf9ef0767b3cc054c60ee

>>27283228
why would u doubt this when this is being shilled all over reddit and twitter by other anons as we speak? we even have nicely made tutorial pics

IT REACHED $0.0000000800

>>27283249
DON'T YOU DARE SELLING BEFORE YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO MAKING IT.

what is happening this is like a infinite money glitch in real life

>>27283249
Holy shit forreal?

>>27283390
IM NOT SELLING UNTIL ITS WORTH AT LEAST 10K

>>27282070
20 minutes ago it was 50%, now it's 300%.
Millionairetown here we cooooome

>>27283345
lmao retards buying PS5s, but even that doesn't sound as insane as what's happening RIGHT NOW

>>27283249
>Hasn't sold
Better than me anon, soon as I hit 10k I'm out with all my debts paid

>>27281433
THE BOGDANOFFS SMILE UPON US TODAY BROTHERS

SHIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW FUCKING HIGH CAN IT GOOOO

I wanted to buy it this morning but the gas was fucking me over and I didn't

i really wish i had put more into this when it was first shilled. i paid 14 bucks for 3billion

>>27283442
COME ON LELELELELELELELET GO

>>27283385
dunno. i helped shill it too with graphs and explanations. i guess i just suck at life.

I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO BED
I'M SUPPOSED TO WORK TOMORROW
WHAT IF I END UP RICHER THAN MY BOSS?

>>27283528
Past the moon at this point!

We’re all gonna make it

>coinbase will take 6 days to send ETH

holy fuck, i'm actually losing my mind. guess i can't get in on this ridiculous pump anymore.

HOLY SHIT!

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON BOYS!!!!!

ITS FUCKING DUMPING EVERYONE SELL SELL SELL

BUY THE DIPPP ITS NEVER GOING TO GO DOWN

>>27283617
Just use another exchange asap to send eth dont miss this opportunity

>>27283640
IRON FUCKING HANDS FUCK YOU NOT SELLING TILL 5 DIGITS AT LEAST

>>27283640
Buy the dip

METAMASK FINALLY SHOWING SHIB BALANCE

Fine, I'm in. I can't wait to miss the peak and buy high sell low again

>>27283617
It will still be pumping in six days

>>27283640
That's how you kill off the coin. I'm gonna hold lolz. Tfw the pic earlier was at 150. now it's sitting pretty at 450-500

HERE'S THE DIP GOYS BUY THAT SHIT

>>27283580
I'm in the same boat. Alarm set for 4:30am


Might not even have to wake up at this rate...

>>27283640
Nah

My 150 just turned to 1500...

WHAT A LIFE
WHERE ARE MY FELLOW SHIBILLIONAIRES
I'M HOLDING THIS SHITTY COIN TO MY GRAVE

I bought 33,000,000 coins at like $5 because I thought it was funny and I'm up to $4,000.
That dude that bought $3,000 in Friday's thread is going to be a millionaire eotw

>>27283705
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

BUY THE DIPPP

HODL IT BOYS WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT AFTER IT'S SHILLED ON REDDIT

>one exchange
> daily volume, 10,000 usd
>tons of shill posts

All I can say is YIKES. If you lose money and are left holding bags from the most obvious PnD of the year, you fucking deserve it. Fuck.

finally dipping, I'm back in

dip.
a big dip.

Is this the final dump?

guys i bought them shibs but where are they exactly now, can someone explain? i know metamask doesnt show it but are they there and how would i cash out

>>27283811
this is an embarassing post

>>27283868
SHE DIPPIN, TIME TO FUCKING BUY HOLY FUCKING SHIT. GET AT LEAST 2 X IF YOU BUY NOW!

buy the dip the train is stopping one last time for you

>>27281433

How many markets is SHIB available on, and why is that number still ONE ?

What's the least amount you can buy? is there $40 gas fee?

I BOUGHT THE DIP HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BOUGHT THE BOTTOM OF THE DIP HAHAHA GUYS I'M MAKING IT

What are we at in usd?

BTFD

DONT BE =PAPERHANDED FAGGOTS COME ON THIS ISN'T EVEN MAINSTREAM YET SUCK IT UP DON'T SELL YET WE'VE GOT THOUSANDS MORE TO MAKE

>>27283778
For real dude crazy

>>27283580
NIGGA FFUCK WORK ARE YOU KIDDING ME. THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

>>27283811
the volume is 14 million anon....

>>27283759
My $5 just turned to $180...
I don't really understand this but I'm going to hold and see where it goes. Not like I can afford the conversion gas fees anyway.

I AM MOTHER FUCKING IRON MAN
HAS HE LOST HIS MIND?
CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND?
CAN HE WALK AT ALL?
OR IF HE MOVES WILL HE FALL?

buying the dip

>>27283920
he thinks this is de dip oh nononono

THREW ANOTHER ETH INTO THE DIP

>>27283982
You paid $40 fee to deposit $5?

>>27283882
It's only the beginning, buy as you still can lmao.

>>27283811
lol; sorry you missed out man

>>27283868
BEAR TRAP

>>27283897
>i know metamask doesnt show it but are they there and how would i cash out
you must add a custom token at the bottom of meta mask. get the contract address from coingecko.
>ngl that dump was a big one.

Shib is BTC KILLER...DON'T YOU WISH YOUBHAD BUYED BTC IN 2008.

SHIB % INCREASE ATE DOGE...

THIS IS LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.

ANON, DO YOU THING NOW

HOW DO I GET ETHEREUM RN, COINBASE IS GONNA TAKE 3-5 DAYS FUCK MY LIFE AHHHH

Twitter trannies are trying to shill $cat , ignore those homosexuals

>>27284049
FUCK BEARS
WE FULL ON BULL GIRLS

BUY BUY BUY BOYS FUCKKKKKK DOUBLE DOWN REDDIT DOESNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS

>>27284030
Yup, because I'm retarded. At least I made it back and then some.

>>27281465
I'm extremely new to this. How do I get in? My Binance is still on hold. Any other way to buy ETH ASAP?

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN ON THESE GAINS BROS BUY THE FUCKING DIP

Managed to snipe the dip POGGERS

>>27281433
THIS IS IT, BUY THE DIP!

>>27284150
THISSS
holy fuck biggest dip yet. This is the last chance to get in this cheap.

What's the market cap of SHIBA?

get in now boys

WEVE BOTTOMED FAGGOTS UP WE GO

Holy shit! I'm BUYING MORE.. this thing is only 40m MCAP and that shitcoin Doge is a few billion. This is still a 100x from here. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Get reddit and twitter and newfags in bois!!!!

What site do you guys use to view the charts? Most don't have detailed live stuff for prices this low.

Bought another 30B SHIB at the dip

DONT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY YOU WILL THANK ME LATER

You losers keep coming back here and complainig this is the time to get rich

>>27284093
tell them to buy next week

>>27284012
FUCK YOU NIGGER IT'S BACK TO GREEN.
>>27284049
Time to get in for the late comers, and they're gonna post pink memejack again in a few minutes

bros this dump is brutal

hanks for the drop!
buying the dip!

BUY THE DIP
EVERY OTHER DIP HAS BEEN BOUGHT
BY THIS ONE AND ENJOY YOUR GAINS

ITS FREEFALLING BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>27284209
5 trillion

$3 TURNED INTO $611.99

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA I WISH I PUT ACTUAL MONEY IN 2 DAYS AGO FUCK ME

>>27284310
I WILL MAKE FEMALE DEATHCLAWS
FUCKABLE
WITH MY MONEY

SPACESHIB taking off!!!

>>27284260
NEVERMIND I'M PANIC SELLING, YOU SHOULD ALL DO THE SAME

I BOUGHT AND IT CRASHES, EXACTLY AS I PREDICTED I CAN NEVER MAKE MONEY ON CRYPTO! YOU'RE WELCOME FAGS.

lol fucking faggot thread

>wow a dump

>you can send your ETH in 9 days

does that mean I missed it? I missed it didn't I?

welp. tried to swap at least the money I put into but it failed on me. rip. now the dip is gonna flatline the coin. was fun while it lasted

WHY WONT MY UNI FUCKING APPROVE SHIBA ITS TAKING FOREVER AND MY PROFIT JUST WENT DOWN 1.5 ETH HOW DO I SPEED THE APPROVAL UP

DON'T SELL YOU FUCKERS YOU WILL REGRET IT

>>27284347
Absolute cocksucker, it's a small correction it will rise again

ANOTHER PUMP AND DUMP GONE LIKE IT WAS EXPECTED
SEE U GUYS TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT SHITCOIN

300M chad here

>>27284352
Yeah, show's over it's time to pack up and leave. Was nice doing business with you.
I hope you guys didn't forget to cash out.

Buy now, it’s gonna go back up

>>27284352
Normal. Buy now idiot

Here comes the rug pull

All of this Shiba coin praise reeks of bot posts
>no portfolios posted at all

>tfw shorted at the top

>>27284444
checked

>>27284444
quads of death

>>27284461
>getting dumped on is normal for you
yikes, enjoy holding my bags retard. should have sold earlier.

You fucking idiots just got dumped on, when will you ever learn

DO NOT FUCKING SELL

someone just took out 1 billion dollars

>>27284347
Panic sell RIGHT NOW

are we fucked bros

>>27282815
how?

What is this pattern called?

>>27281433
>73,990% gains in a month

What the fucking fuck even is this coin and how am I just now hearing about it???

I'm still holding, that was just a single dump. we are still on trend from where we've been heading the last few days. The only thing that is gone is the last 45 minutes of gains. Learn something.

REMINDER THAT REDDIT HAS NOT FOUND OUT YET
REMINDEE THAT REDDIT HAS NOT FOUND OUT YET

>>27284476
You missed the guy that pulled 85k overnight, making his portfolio 101k. he should be sitting on 150 or so rn.

>>27284612
P&D

>>27284590
liveporn dot com

>>27284612
where do i get the charts for these shitcoins

>>27284623
crazy when u think about it

I bought .1 eth in it and im at .5 now. What am I in for? Should I just take my profits?

OH NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I was fucking around last night and picked up 8 bn. I am not gonna make it, am I?

>>27284623
Just bought 60b more

>>27284693
https://chartex.pro/?symbol=UNISWAP%3ALOCK&interval=1&theme=Dark

>>27284633
LET THEM FIND OUT

CAN'T CONVERT ETH BECAUSE OF FUCKING GAS FEES

was this the greatest pump and dump executed in biz history? what a rollercoaster i feel less bad now.

Whales are greedy that’s all. Coins are being redistributed. Buy the dip.

>>27284709
well I said 45 minutes, but the dump got worse. now it's more like 90 minutes.

>>27284819
HE BOUGHT?

come on boys we can literally push this back up easy just buy this massive opportunity dup

Oh shit, just bought and it's not in my metamask.

i honestly feel bad for you if you sell now. the whales are going to go for another round or two at the least.

>>27284832
kek

Never stop holding, shibbros.

>number of wallets increasing
>value decreasing

you guys are insane but I love you anyways

>>27284623
this

I can't take it out because I don't have eth for the gas. I'll have to hold regardless.

fuck yeah boys it's going back up and fast

>>27284875
Add it as a custom token in your wallet bro

>>27284612
first selloff

>>27284949
Just buy more

PUSH IT BACK UP PLEASE

>try to jump on it
>"You don't have enough ETH to pay the miner fees"
>Lowers ammount
>"You don't have enough ETH to pay the miner fees"
>Lowers ammount
>"You don't have enough ETH to pay the miner fees"

Fuck this

Stay calm. Paper hands it’s coming back. Buy the dip while you can.

>>27284937
It's a correction. The same thing happened yesterday, but it pumped overnight.

>>27284906
You're probably right. I sold on Friday with a 10x thinking it was over and I can't even see the "high" I sold on the chart now. I thought yesterday was absolutely the end and it's done another 30x since this morning. The stupid fucking thing probably will keep going at this rate.

>>27285014
My tx failed 3 times and I lost almost 20 dollars

HOW THE FUCK DO I WITHDRAW FOR FURTURE REFERENCE? I JUST TRIED AND IT SAYS $0??

i guess liquidity was the problem with this coin all along, not enough big buyers to match the big sellers and the little guys lost a lot on gas trying to get in.

was it the discord boys or the telegram goons that did this?

buy the dip its only up from here

>>27284938
I'm jsut coping at this point but I'm doubling down, I'm in too deep now I can't get the profits out of my head.

BUY $CAT ITS THE NEXT ONE

HODL THE LINE
THEY WILL TELL STORIES ABOUT THIS DAY
SOME PAJEET TRIED TO DUMP ON US BUT WE WONT FALTER

>>27284987
What's the address, I followed the picture from OP and it's still not there.

>>27284861
for me it was that 100% I almost get paranoid about it.

In on the scheme so fucking early. Manage to fuck up it anyway.
Re-buy in and tell it here, tic tac, 30 seconds after I post about it it drops.

>>27285014
hold ETH at all times in your wallet when you use DEXs

hope you guys didn't sell, its going up again

>>27283249
fuck good for you man

>>27285114
What stupid fud is this?

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO MOON SO HARD I HAVE 85billion of these stupid fucking things wait till the normies buy it

I CAN'T BUY MORE OR I WON'T HAVE ENOUGH GAS TO COME BACK, FUCK YOU ETH

decided to put another .1 eth at the dip

>>27285182
I wanted to sell when it was at peak. didn't go through tho lol

where you see the price in real time?

not selling at a loss. This coin will rise again. Please god my cat needs surgery :(

>>27285114
you need to make sure there is liquidity in the swap pool, which will be unlikly following a massive dump like that.
But you go to uniswap and load up your SHIB or ETH and make sure you have some ETH in your wallet to run the contract fee.

it'll get back up to 800 easy and beyond boys just keep buying those dips!

>>27285155
Look on coingecko or an official shibu coin website. I don't trust addresses posted here so I don't post. Just copy paste the Addy and the rest will autofill

why the fuck would I ever sell I bought 6.8 bil for like 13 dollars and i've never seen anything like this

Dip acquired

>>27285302
https://chartex.pro/?symbol=UNISWAP%3ASHIB.64C4CE&interval=1&theme=Dark

Make sure this isn't a fucking dead cat bounce first guys, holy shit, be careful.

>Total Supply 1,000,000,000,000,000

If I buy with 1inch is there no $40 fee?

>>27285307
Diamond hands anon. You and your cat will make it :)

>>27285377
MY NIGGA! Went in with another .5 eth at the bottom of that dip

SHE PUMPIN'!

>>27285368
Thanks Fren.
T. literally retarded

the coin dies here without big whales holding the buy side they are going to dump it even lower

ITS RISING KEEP IT PUMPING LETS GO KEEP BUYING THE FUCKING DIP LETS GET BACK TO 0.000000009

>>27281465
If you created the infographic, fix the typos. In the final section, where it says, "Swap you ETH for SHIB," "your" is missing an "r," making it "you eth," and below that, in the copy, "amount" is spelled "amound." Change that too. One more small thing, if you're looking to reach Americans, you might want to put the period inside the quotation in the "Add SHIB" section -- i.e. 'and enter SHIB.'

>>27285330
how much to withdraw? Ive got some in but dont wanna get fucked later

>>27285307
send you energy to this man!
my cat gets a tooth removed next week and this will pay for it too!

hold the line boys!

>>27284612
Where do u check this on live? (sorry for my english :p=

I'll finally be able to pay for my grandma's new hip.

i bought the bottom

IT'S COMING BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

I have over a billion when lambo?

WHY THE FUCK IS UNI TAKING SO LONG JUST GO THROUGH HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCK IM COOMING
I HAVE 2 TRILLION SHIBAS

>AHHHHHH THE DUMP'S KILLING IT
I'm up %22,000

Bought back in at .2. Stop being bitches and accumulate more.

>>27285684
give it more gas next time

>>27285594
Get your initial investment +fees back if you can't afford to lose it and the rest is just profit.

>>27285684
increase your slippage use the gear, increase to 3-5%

>>27285684
my transaction been pending for 5 minutes now, I shoulda increased the slippage or something

>It was a bounce

KEK

Send it boys

>Transaction has failed TWICE now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK
>TRANSACTION FAIL 3 TIMES AND STILL LOSE GAS FEE?
SPEED UP AND STILL KEEPS FAILING

>>27281433
ITS PUMPING AGAIN

rugpullers are now out, we are the captain of our destiny now!!!!

>>27285704
FUCK thats based i only have .4 trillion im thinking of getting more right fucking nwo tho

dead cat bounce DENIED

>>27285594
>how much to withdraw?
you mean for ETH to cover the fee? you should proabably have about $50 worth of ETH if you must get out fast. If you just want to wait until it goes lower then just hold and have fun.

HOLY SHIT MICHAEL BURRY JUST TWEETED ABOUT IT. SCION IS BUYING 4 QUADRILLION SHIBAS

>>27285560
If they have any sense they'll just throw some more back in at the bottom, the energy on this coin is too stupid right now.

>>27285571
I didn't make it, just copied it from an anon that posted it in the last thread. Maybe try asking who made it in the Telegram!

GET REDDIT NIGGERS ON TO THIS AND WE'LL BE COMFY

THE WHALES WERE SHAKING OUT WEAK HANDS TO ACCUMULATE MORE. I HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP !!!!!!!!
>>27285832
INCREASE SLIPPAGE PERCENT!!

>>27285830
Fucking same. Just throwing $$ out for each transaction.

>>27285832
Change Slippage tolerance to 5%

How does a newfag like me get LEASH? I’m in on SHIB and I expect a rebound

Post yfw bought the dip

>>27285897
if i was a whale i would keep this going for at least another 6 figures

PLS HELP UNISWAP FUCKS ME UP WITH GAS FEES, DO I HAVE TO BUY MORE ETH? HELP A FELLOW POORFAG

>>27285910
how much slippage?

>>27285832
Holy fuck I hadn't even noticed. ETH is such a fucking piece of shit
>GAS prices out the ass
>if your transaction fails you literally give away money for nothing

Fuck this I'm sticking to LTC and BTC from now on

>>27285807
>the coin is spring-loaded

BUY BUY BUY

Moon mission reaffirmed

we're still going to the moon boys don't worry

FOR THE PEOPLE WITH FAILING TRANSACTIONS
>FOR THE PEOPLE WITH FAILING TRANSACTIONS
FOR THE PEOPLE WITH FAILING TRANSACTIONS
>FOR THE PEOPLE WITH FAILING TRANSACTIONS

Change Slippage tolerance to 5%

>>27285991
at least 1%, if that doesn't work go to 5.

Okay I have 2 billion, can you guys explain what this even is now? I’m guessing memecoin like DOGE

>>27281433
I'd buy if the ETH gas prices weren't so fucking high right now. I'd have to go from Coinbase to Metamask then uniswap and would lose like $30 on a gamble from /biz/ that already pumped and dumped. Seems stupid.

IM COOMING

>>27285968
How to do that on metamask?

>>27286094
Memecoin go brrr

Any other way to send this from my coinbase? The QR code won't scan.

>>27281433
It's going back UP, wtf is this coin.

FUCK I'M MAKING IT WHAT'S GOING ON? YEARS ON THAT FUCKING BOARD MISSING ALL THE TRAINS AND ONLY MAKING $3k AND NOW I MAKE THE SAME IN A FEW HOURS??

>>27286094
DOGE but with a finite amount and a sister token indexed on DOGE's price.

>>27286213
IT'S GOT THAT ROCK FUEL BABY!

>>27286165
Costs literally 0.11 ETH to cash it out, like $150. Stay away or invest cautious

Liquidity up. Whales coming

IT JUST SURVIVED A 3000303% dip and IS GOING BACK UP, IF YOU WANNA BUY IN YOU BETTER NOW DONT FUCKING MISS IT

>>27286213
WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL!

I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER 20B AT THE DIP HAHAHAHAHAA

just trust in the coin bros. Shilling is in effect and the amount of holders is increasing everyday

>>27286070
>tfw increase slippage but now insufficient funds from all the money I lost on gas from failed transactions

I fucking hate ETH

>1 cent worth of coin
>wants 132 of my hard earned monkey money for fees

Fuck this do I look like a redditor? Man fuck off.

Ok il buy 0.3 eth extra to support. Buy the dip

>>27286364
>I fucking hate ETH
it is literally the worst. Just always make sure you have like $100 ETH for gas fees

>>27286389
Enjoy being poor then

Why do these fuckers keep selling bring it back up to 09

>>27286316
$150 is nothing if you have 10k, that said I'm holding.
>>27286318
Holding. I'm not getting off that train so easily.

>>27285330
How can I get more eth on metamask? I am tapped out on applepay. Transak is fucking shit and never works. It just hangs at the loading page. I can’t seem to send from coinbase, since my money hasn’t cleared yet.
I am totally fucked. Which is kind of hilarious at this point, because the coin is absurd.
Ooooh the lessons I am learning today.

just bought another 113 billion lets make it

is shib supposed to show up in my coinbase wallet? not sure if it's cause of the hecticness or what but my wallet took away the ETH I put in about 4-5 minutes ago but I'm not seeing shib nor have I gotten a notice for a failed transaction.

>>27286443
Dips are normal and healthy, just buy at the dip bro, sell portion at top and buy dip again.

>>27286316
Even worse then, I'm not loaded and would rather stay away from risky meme buys. Thanks anon.

The rugpullers are out, now we are tha captain BIZ

>>27286473
my dude! CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA

>>27286442
At the volume I am trading it will take a literal 300000000% spike to even break even. Not worth.

>$60 to deposit
>$150 to withdraw
>It's another quick pnb coin by pajeets
Man, how do you guys have money

>>27286316
>Costs literally 0.11 ETH to cash it out, like $150. Stay away or invest cautious
fuck, my money is gonna stay there forever unless it goes up 10x

jesus 58k sale got ate up real quick

>>27286454

The hard way is buy BTC, convert to ETH on binance and then transfer to metamask

>>27286094
It does nothing. Money is a mental concept, which is why crypto, stocks, or options have any value. Normally this would be a cynical rugpull, but the collective consciousness of crypto traders is still high from the Doge moon

>>27286428
Well fuck, at what point is it even worth cashing out? I have 4 billion SHIB with $150 invested (after fucking gas fees)

>>27286520
It'll show up.
Try closing the app and re-opening it.

How do I track the price on metamask reddit bros?

>>27286681
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x95ad61b0a150d79219dcf64e1e6cc01f0b64c4ce

>>27286520
nvm, it appeared literally as soon as I got the "post successful" screen lmao

Yo cunts. I bought some last night but its not showing up on metamask. Uniswap says I do in fact have some. Where is is supposed to be??

For all the people complaining about ETH fees, I turned $150 to $1500 in the last couple of hours so the gas fees are negligible

Don't know where people are being charged $150 in gas fees but its like $40 for me

I love the meme

>>27286316
How in the world does it cost $150 for you to cash out?
Wait you didn't try to farm this did you?

you all realize today's ATH will become this week's floor right?

>>27286681
cant track it on metamask
i suggest entering in your entry onto something like Blockfolio, its been a great way to monitor even if its not 100% accurate every second with the charts

>>27286789
you have to add it to your metamask as a custom token it's there

I can't believe I missed it because the account I made on an exchange a few months ago never went through because they don't operate in my cucked state so I'm stuck waiting for my ID to verify elsewhere.

>>27286873
Sure thing buddy.

>>27286789
add the custom token on metaswap and use the SHIB token address

People need to start shilling this on reddit so it can explode even further.

>>27286789
You are too retarded for this. A literal pnd scam for retards is out of your skill level. Slam away at the sell screen like the monkey you are till it goes through, and never come back.

When is it going to be my turn lads
I'm so tired of wageslaving and I'm holding all these bags

>>27286789
find SHIB's address and copy into add custom token

>>27286789
Click add token on MetaMask, and import custom token
0x95ad61b0a150d79219dcf64e1e6cc01f0b64c4ce

>>27286935
THIS
PUSH THIS SHIT! IT HAS MASSIVE POTENTIAL!!!!

>>27286924
>he didn't buy SHIB yesterday

MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU DUMB FAGGOTS

>>27286924
This isn't a quick pump and dump coin, it's been up and down since thursday, but keeps pumping higher. Look at the chart day by day; I took a 10x profit at the "peak" on Thursday and it's gone up like 300x since then.

>>27286924
My 5 dollar investment a few days ago went from 620 to 330 even after that P&D. I'll ride it until friday or so.

>>27286555
holy checked

>>27286924
literally exactly the same smug comment after the big dip from last nights ATH

>>27287020
It's still a good time to buy, just watch for a dip!

well my transaction to buy at the dip failed. I lost like 3 bucks in fees so not bad

>>27286962
Who shit in your fucking cereal? No bad vibes in Shiba threads gtfo

>>27287127
Dont give up anon, increase Slippage to 5% and increase miner fee you will gain 10x back i promise

WAGMI
A
G
M
I

>>27286555
BASED
WE ARE THE WHALES

>>27287102
sorry i cant bring myself to buy i lost over 6 eth on a panic sale after holding through the very bottom, dont have the heart for it.

still fun to watch tho

>>27287100
I know, it was me. I'm just a schizo doing it to generate interest so I can keep dumping on you and make you feel good about it.

It's okay if these PnDs are the only time I feel any kind of emotions, right?

I put in 50 dollars before gas yesterday and only got like 6 dollars worth... Turned into 250 like 10 minutes ago. Holy fuck bros.
Just bought another .2 etherium worth, hope its enough and makes a difference.

>>27286555
based and trip pilled

>>27287345
every amount pumps us up anon!!!

If I make the swap on Metamask it's better or worse than Uniswap?

Sorry if I look to much of a retard

>>27286555
Actually going to make it

Stupid question: Normies buy everything (watch DOGE last week). If we promote SHIB on Twitter and Reddit can we make it that the normies buy our SHIB?

>>27287451
You need Metamask *and* uniswap to trade. Metamask is your wallet and uniswap is the exchanger

Fuck it I'm pulling an all nighter. If this moons I'm rich. If this dumps I'm losing my job.
I'm just doing it so I can save my friends from having a shitty life.

>>27286935
THIS, it's what the dogecoin bag holders would love to invest in, unlike doge this shit is actually mooning.

where on r*ddit are you guys shilling this? i made a few comments on r/cryptocurrency but got downvoted pretty much immedeately

>>27287555
These are the kinds of balls all of you should aspire to have! HOLD TIGHT GOYS

>>27287491
Telegrams shill are trying to do that on WSB, not understanding that it isn't a crypto subreddit. You can help them if you want and they'll upvote whatever you post if you also post it to the telegram.

>>27287491
Probably not. Unless it gets listed somewhere like robinhood like doge, they won’t know how to buy it. We are just pumping this shit internally.

>>27287555
Trips of righteous glory.

>>27287555
BASED
GODSPEED ANON
WAGMI

Going to sleep and wake up rich

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New thread >>27287571

whats the suicide stack