/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27271093
park car in garage, close door.
rev engine. peace my brother

Buy a gun retard, oh wait... you don’t have any money

HAHAHAHAHHAA

Helium tank is painless but if that's even too much for you then just sell now

Larp but if true you're a complete dumbass

>>27271093
thats a yikes from me dog, never make bets you can't afford to lose

>>27271093
Proof, what did you buy in at ?

I got 150 @ $17

>>27271093
If you had 600k you should have bought them when it was 5 dollars a share.

Why would you wait until it increases 150%

>>27271093

How exactly did you dump anything on a weekend, when markets aren't open?

>>27271214
everyone who kills themselves with a gun is an asshole. they use your death to pad gun violence statistics and sockdologize like assholes trying to ban guns

>>27271093
Light charcoal in the bathroom with windows closed.

Larpers don't understand the market is closed.

>>27271657
get over it american baby no ones gonna take your guns away, you can shoot all the little furry creatures and schoolchildren as you want.

When did you buy in ? I have 51% gain since Friday closed.

>>27271585
>death by market order

>>27271795
i bought in Friday

>>27271093
You got premarket access? It will probably go up 10-20% then dip hard once the market opens at 9:30 EST

>>27271093
PIC OR DIDN'T HAPPEN

Stop larping

>>27271093
Headfirst off a building.

Cancel before its too late you fucking. Invest a 100k at best if you are that fucking desperate.

>>27271093
You had already made it. If You lose it it's completely your fault.

>>27271093
proof or gtfo

>>27271093
What share price you goober
>you actually did it at all

>>27271093
Post proof or gtfo

>>27271093
Last time I gave detailed advice on how to do it the whole thread got baleeted so I'm gonna pass.

>>27273825
>>27273934
I am over 2 million in debt,
600k was all I had, if I can still make a million or so, that would still be better because I could manage the debt better

>>27274595
how are you 2 million in debt nigger

even if you lose like 70%, you still have decent money to shitpost on a cheap small house on a low end PC living in a poor neighborhood till you late 80s

>>27274595
>I am over 2 million in debt

>>27274595
lmao anon, you should definitely put all of that into monero and default on your loan
worst case you get your debt cleared after bancrupcy filings
best case you COULD pay your debt and then have some left, drag the time out for max profit

>>27274595
>2 millions in debt
did you ask for a loan to the mafia after losing everything at gambling?

>>27274719
too many factors, but mainly stupid decisions
then there are the medical bills (my daughter needed an open heart surgery)

then there was the covid shutdowns, and ultimately my store was destroyed because of the fucking riots, and the insurance company pretty much told me "LOL, WE DON'T HAVE TO HELP BECAUSE WE DIDN'T COVER RIOTERS INSURANCE"

all in all, everything is fucked for me, I don't care about myself anymore, I just want my daughter to have a good future

>>27275029
>want good future for daughter
>future without (you)

your doing it wrong

>>27271093
Set a sell limit so you can afford someone to disappear you

You really should buy CLF tomorrow

Read this

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vitards/comments/l4d8zj/steel_prices_and_steelmining_stocks_wtf_is_going/

>>27275029
if this isn't a larp you better be praying anon

>>27271093
Screencap?

>>27275022
best advice here

>>27275029
Dude you may need to consider starting a new life somewhere with your daughter

>>27271093
Are you absolutely insane investing in a Chinese company in the middle of a pandemic designed to cripple brick and mortar stores??? Get that money out right the fuck now.

>>27271093
Jump from a very-very high point, enjoy the fly

>>27275029
Get that shit out of amc and put it in GME. We are about to expose a corruption you can't imagine. And GME is about to go nuclear. Seriously amc is a shady Chinese company move that shit to gme

>>27276988
>>27275344
>>27277165
>>27277261
>>27277381

why is there all this AMC hype then? is it really just for the lulz?

>>27277676
I have a gut feeling AMC could potentially go to 50

you shouldn't larp about your daughter needing open heart surgery. that's kinda not cool bro

>>27271093
Why?
Why didn't you just get in-the-money call buy options with that money instead?
Why would you do this to yourself?
With 600k you could have been a multimillionaire by friday now you're just gonna be a millionaire you idiot.

>>27271093
>in case I got meme'd on and my life got fucked over for the lulz, what is the best way to end yourself? I want to make sure its clean and as painless as possible, but more importantly clean because I don't want my family to see my brains everywhere
here is the true way
go in the woods and build a funeral pyre like in the movie Troy with Brad Pitt
then you get on top of it, light it on fire and after 20 seconds you will fall asleep.
the flames will be seen for miles in the right place and there is no clean up
coat your head in iron slurry too

>>27274595

>mfw he's not LARPing

>>27274595

>>27277676
It's overshorted.
20% is a lot. they're at 60-90.
Think GME -40% short. It'll be coverable, but painful as fuck.
Same with SPCE NOK and BB.

>>27271771
Go back nigger

this is a larp right

>>27277953
i dont care about being a multi millionaire, I just want to make the money to just get out of a ditch and have enough left over to be comfortable and re-open a new business

>>27278217
You fucking idiot you should care about that.
You're 2m in debt and have 600k to play with.
Pull the liquid out of the stock and dump that shit into the fucking options

THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU UNDERSTAND OPTIONS AND STOCKS BEFORE DOING THIS

>>27271543
hindsight is 20/20

Go parachuting but forget to open the parachute. I used to teach it and this happened from time to time. It'll save your family the embarrassment and the life insurance wont shit on them because you committed suicide which they consider fraud. Also it's just a cool way to go. I seen one guy aim for a cemetery and crash into a tomb. That was obvious what he was doing but the coroner and news reported it as an accident and the family sued our insurance for millions.

>>27278217
to be clear, not financial advice, but what I'm talking about is
>call buy AMC once it crashes for the lowest per share contract with a breakeven meeting the stock price
>for every dollar the stock goes up past break even, you make 100$ per contract
>for 600k, you can turn that into 13 million from 13 to 30

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE DONT DO IT JUST CAUSE YOU SAW IT ON 4CHAN

>but really why the fuck aren't you doing this you could be rich with that kind of liquid

>>27277676
Because being hyped is fun.

>>27271093

You dumb asshole, don't fuck around with 600k because literal, LITERAL idiots online are joking about it. Just don't. I'm fucking pissed there are people willingly destroying their lives like this.

>>27271093
Without a portfolio snapshot, you're just another lying Jew

anon, you're good
we're good
love ya bud

>>27271093
You'll be fine, just be patient. AMC is guaranteed to get some gains.

Once this week is over, people are going to pull out of GME and go straight into AMC/NOK. It does not matter if it's logical or not, people are on the pitchforks against Wall St train now.

This is mob investing. Just remember to cash out when you get some profit, or at least partially to cover your initial investment.

>>27278620
Bet the coroner got a slice

>>27278790
She turned into a fridge

>>27278790
rekt

>>27271093
GME is the target you fucking retard. Pull that buy now.

>>27277676
AMC is a diversion. The short is nowhere close to GME. GME has over 100% short right now. Pull your AMC, throw it into GME

>>27279701
>Against Wall Street.
>Pumping stocks.

They are just making one side of Wall Street win and one side lose. Only way to be against Wall Street is to invest in things outside of Wall Street. Plebs truly deserve their station in life if they are this stupid.

>>27277676
People think that the hype will transfer from GME to AMC. The only flaw with this thinking is that AMC was nowhere near as heavily shorted as GME. There's not as big of a squeeze to be squoze.

>>27271543
>tfw tried to make an account to get in last week and it takes 3 days to clear funds
Missed the floor on this one but still gonna buy some AMC, hopefully make some money.

>>27271093
You're going to pump this shit for the first few hours retard. As soon as if pumps at least a little bit, sell it all and then use whatever you gained out of it to gamble. For fun.
Bitch.

>>27275029
one father to another, if you KYS you'll ruin your daughter. She'll become a drug-addled whore by the age of 16. Do you want that, you fucking faggot? If not, quit playing stupid games and sell that shit stock at open. Do not hold that shit.

>>27275029
Fuck man, I hope this is a larp because I have friends and relatives with businesses who lost everything to covid and have no recourse, I feel for you. I’ll pray for your gains, just don’t go all out pumping into meme stocks anymore (if it works out), there’s much better/more reliable options available with that much capital.

>>27271093
Dude, cinemas are the future. Disregarding the China Plague and Netflix, Hollywood is brimming with new innovative ideas (sequels, prequels, remakes, spin-offs) and an ever-increasing diversity in the casts. And people can get all that (plus a small coke) for $20!
What is not to love?

>>27274719
By doing shit like this.

>>27275029
I really hope this is a LARP.

>>27281099
this but unironically. the goyim will be so traumatized it will pump theaters regardless of whatever nigger shit there is

>>27274595
Lol this fucking guy

>>27271093
Why the fuck would you do that dude

You could've used a sliver of that on btc

>>27278653
>call buy AMC once it crashes for the lowest per share contract with a breakeven meeting the stock price
What the fuck does this mean?

>>27280664
just retards following financial advice from Elon. Elon really fucked this shit up. GME IS the play

hyperinflation will kill the worth of currencies soon anyways so doesnt matter

>>27278067
>Think GME -40% short
why do you say that?
>https://financhill.com/most-heavily-shorted-stocks-today
>249.67% short interest
as a percentage of its float, GME is literally the most shorted stock in history

>>27271093
Frankly you deserve to die for being that fucking stupid. If I had $600,000, I would NOT invest all of it like a retard. Why not invest like $300,000? At least you’ll have half of your money left if it goes south.

>>27271093
>killing self over money

Just end it now bugman, will over your estate to someone who isn’t worried about risks
Dumb fuck

>>27274595
You have 600k, you can afford a good bankruptcy attorney. Jesus man it's not that difficult.

>>27271093
THE INTERNET HAS THE POWER

>>27275029
Anon, I work in property casualty insurance on the contractor side. What you need to do is hire an appraiser/arbitrator and invoke the "Alternate Dispute Resolution" clause in your insurance policy. You can end run around certain aspects of your policy coverage by sending it to arbitration. The "acts of insurrection" exclusions should only apply if there is a declared state of emergency from the riots. Even if you aren't covered for property damages, there are other policy coverages a savvy public adjuster can exploit to get money for your claim.

>>27271093 bro at first I was laughing, but if you are not larping then I am sorry for you

try this one, you are going to make it bro >>27275022

>>27271093
>He doesn't diversify his investments

>>27271093
Buy a big ass life insurance policy and hire someone to off you after the policy is good to go typically there is a year long waiting period. Alternatively you can an hero in a way that doesn't look like a suicide because that typically won't be covered think something like a gas leak, fire, or car accident

>>27278344
>THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU UNDERSTAND OPTIONS AND STOCKS BEFORE DOING THIS
>>27278653

YEAH NEITHER DO YOU, YOU FUCKING RETARD
Absolutely do not listen to this shit tier advice OP. Do not touch any of the options on any of the meme stocks right now. The premiums are insanely expensive and you are almost guaranteed to lose money even if the trade goes in your favor directionally.

>>27275029
you know what they say
>if you owe the bank 600k its your problem
>if you owe the bank 2million thats their problem

>>27278217
do you have a blog I could follow?

>semi-serious, cool story if it works out

>>27283496
former life insurance agent. Check your state. You can off yourself legally after a year in Ohio and two years in most states.
Insurance policies are for your family and suicide is common therefore states require suicide be covered so that people have trust in the industry.
That said, if you kill yourself you are putting a curse on your family way worse than losing millions.

>>27271093
regulation is already here. all the platforms are already enforcing limited trading. reddit lost and managed to suck a bunch of other wage slaves into buying worthless stocks they can't sell now. it's over. the early adopters win and everyone else loses as usual.

>>27274595
he's a dentist guys. forgive him for debt they fuck you hard. OP got tricked by the dentaljew into buying a practice, school loans, and a house. Why do you think they have such high suicide rates?

>>27271093
Lol you’re def suiciding bro.
Should’ve just gone into GameStop, get the 2x at 700 and leave

why didnt you put it into btc retard

>>27271093
Damn dude it's a pump and dump take it back out and start learning the crypto market you'll be happy you did later, learn what bull markets and bear markets are and just prepare for them and ride the waves, honestly you can change your life with that setup right there and make your money work for YOU. Just 3 percent of that in a day of daytrading will earn you 18 grand.. Imagine what you can earn a day in a fucking volatile crypto market if you learn about it. Get learning right now nigga.

>>27271093
Godspeed anon, I'm tempted to do the same but simply dont have the taste for it

>>27288000
Also use binance, low fees and funds safuest as possible

>>27280664
This and following gme anyone with half a brain would have cleared their short poaition in amc by now

>>27271093
>buys a meme stonk
>the wrong one
it's GME YOU FUCKTARD

>>27271093
>600k into AMC
Why did you do this? Jesus.

>>27275029
If you're not larping: You know there are countries to go to where you can just declare private bankruptcy and you never have to pay back the money?

>>27274595

bro you should of /stacked/

no negatives to stacking

>>27271093
Da Ork Boyz hold da line with you!

AMC@$110 tooths!

WWWAAAAAGGGGH!!!

>>27271093
Do you even know if there's even one jew actually short AMC?

>>27271093
$1,000 stonk

https://www.forbes.com/sites/naeemaslam/2021/01/28/gamestop-and-amc-why-are-prices-going-up-and-how-high-can-they-go/?sh=46f8e3c56e1f

>>27271543
It's the /biz/ way to buy at the peak and sell at the dip

>>27271093
live stream the suicide

>>27271093
you faggot. once you lose the money go on a pilgrimage to russia or syria or wherever the fuck you want. shit in the street. piss on sidewalk. eat from trashcans at jews houses your life will be BETTER without the 600k

why not just HOLD PRQ until EOY??

Dude I never get people like you, control your emotions for once. Do not ever FOMO
Greed is what kills you eventually, don't be greedy and you'll make money

>>27275029
move to GME and start preparing to live inna woods. go ask /out/ for advice on living off the land. maybe take out just enough of your investment to buy a gun and shelter supplies

>>27271093
>not wanting to go out in a blaze of glory
if this goes tits up I'm selling everything and going on a heartattack inducing coke binge like allah intended me to

>>27275029
Life hard! You gots what ya love- ur lil girl! Be big ork daddy and grow her right! and sell high on AMC!

WAAAGGGGH!!

>>27275029
I pray this isn't a larp. Anon, the most important Asset you hold in this life are your children. They are worth more than Any stock, token, or company out there. They are your genes that will branch out like a great oak in the middle of the prairie. I don't know for sure what you can do to get out of debt anon, but kys is not, and never will be the answer, especially if you want your daughter to have a better future. If I were to be in your shoes, I HIGHLY recommend you start following Dave Ramsey's 7 baby steps. I know it's boomer advice, but it saves lives.