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27250299 No.27250299 [Reply] [Original]

Invest in potatoes. Not joking. Potatoes. It's going to take off this year.

>> No.27250438

>>27250299
what if i just grow them myself?

>> No.27250555

>>27250438

I mean potato companies

>> No.27250571

Ireland is proof that they won't be reliable when the system implodes and worldwide famine begins. pls go Idaho-anon.

>> No.27250660

>>27250555
Will their value in the local market increase? I see no reason to make someone else money when i can make straight potato profit

>> No.27250691

>>27250299
imagine eating a potato that's been up a woman's ass all day

>> No.27250885

>>27250299
Idahoan hands typed this post

>> No.27250922

>>27250571
>Ireland is proof that they won't be reliable when the system implodes and worldwide famine begins. pls go Idaho-anon.

Not necessarily. Ireland's potatoes were destroyed by blight.

>> No.27251012

>>27250691
That's what you call a hot potato!

>> No.27251124

>>27250299
Why?

>> No.27251151
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27251151

We are getting word that JPM has taken out MASSIVE shorts in the potato market
If we can Reddit stockpiling Lays then this is going to the moon
Screen cap this

>> No.27251218

>>27250299
based and taterpilled

>> No.27251304

>>27251124

Trade issues mean that markets in Europe will be looking to more local produce. Especially Britain. Do you know what is the best crop in Britain? Potato. All 70m britbongs are going to eat the potato by EOY.

>> No.27251403

>>27250438
This. If you don't have potatoes ready for innaground and ammo stacked you are ngmi.

>> No.27251468

>>27250299
Leave the fuckin potatoes out of this!

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>>27251304
Mfw Britain invades Ireland when the Irish refuse to sell them potatoes.

>> No.27251651

thanks, I just bought 500k potatoes

>> No.27251721

>>27250885
Idaho? Nigga, you da hoe.

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>>27250299

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27252986

Potato?

>> No.27253190

Potatoes are a sustenance crop, along with stores of dry good; potatoes will help you to endure all calamity.
except potato blight

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>>27250299

>> No.27253378

>>27250438
It takes about 220 days for potato shorters to grow their positions. Next short squeeze is in potato futures.

>> No.27253580

>>27250299
Ignore, this is just expected shill-posting from an insider at Big Starch

>> No.27253631

>>27250299
Based and potatoepilled

>> No.27253745

>>27250299
Potatoes will only take off if pandemic ends, restaurants reopen and people go back to eating out. Same with a lot of crops that were restaurant focused.

>> No.27253991

>>27250299
Boilum mashum stickem inastew

>> No.27254471

>>27250438
My family tried growing potatoes and the backyard, bugs and diseases wrecked them.
We're not even Irish.

>> No.27255024

>>27254471
>We're not even Irish.
Get a DNA test

>> No.27255098

>>27255024
No need, I'm sure I'm mostly Polish with some German genes.
Sooner I would have Jewish DNA than Irish.

>> No.27255121

>>27253580
>big starch
kek

>> No.27255179

>>27250299

> But you'll crash the potato market!
Don't care, still holding.
> But you'll cause a famine!
Don't care, still holding.
> But all your assets are growing mold!
Don't care, still holding.

>> No.27255225

I can't
I need them to process my computing

>> No.27255758

>>27253378
god fucking damn lmao

>> No.27256401

>>27253267
>the bot mistook the potatoes for boobas

Bros..

>> No.27256623

bro this will moon soon 100x inc

>> No.27257649

>>27256623
what's the use of getting potatoes to the moon

>> No.27257940

Boil em, mash em, stick it to the jews

>> No.27259545

>>27250299
God I hope this becomes a thing. I want to see all the idiots who find out what happens when commodities options expire kek.