/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27193604
yup, top reached, guess I'll leave this board after monday for about a month, with all the red wojack that is gonna be posted

Time to sell. Normies on facebook have been posting on le diamond hands and robinhood on facebook

Cringe, now they started with xrp . Shilling some pajeet pnd

>>27193604
Quintessentially British

“I thought I was making an incredible investment,” Mark Hilton of Sherwood Elementary School stated. “I read in Margin of Safety by Seth Klarman that when kids on Wall Street Bets bid up bankrupt stocks you should short them. When GameStop went to $100 per share I put $15,000 of our school’s funds into a short.”

Mark Hilton, 45, has been the superintendent of Sherwood Elementary School in St. Louis, Missouri for 10 years. During the past ten year’s Mark has been in charge of managing Sherwood’s endowment fund – mainly investing in long-term index funds. This past year during the pandemic, Mark started to read as many investing book as he could get his hands on.

“I read over 14 books on investment strategy,” Mark said. “When I saw the hype with GameStop I remembered Ben Graham saying how meme stocks are a great short when kids on internet forums take them to ridiculous valuations.”

Literally seconds after Mark put a short order in, GameStop went to $400. “I was devastated. Not only did I short GameStop but I did it on 10x margin. When I looked at Sherwood’s Robinhood account it showed negative $12 million.”

Sherwood Elementary is now in the hole for $12.45 million. The school is on the verge of bankruptcy and ruin and completely out of funds. “We are holding a local bake sale this weekend,” Mark stated. “But there is no way we can come up with this money. I will have to fire all of our great teachers.”

If you have any idea what Sherwood Elementary can do to raise funds don’t hesitate to call the district..

https://thestonkmarket.com/elementary-school-lost-12-45-million-on-botched-gamestop-short/

>>27193604
>etoro

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>>27193604
God its gonna be funny when GME eventually crashes, normies lose everything and complain about it on twitter.

Maybe they'll realise its more than tendies at this point

>>27193604
Based ISIS 9/11ing the US economy with GME kek

These guys think that they're in control and the GME squeeze isn't jews jewing other jews. It would be funny if it weren't sad.

>>27193604
nothing cringe about it, kike. #hold

>>27193604
>UK
>clearly a dune coon
kek

>>27195362
I bet you are this dude

>>27194827
Kinda his fault, you wanna say he cant pay us? He cant afford 1 Share for 1 Btc

>>27193604
>inshallah
He better lose all his shit. Fucking sand monkey.

>>27195460
UK is the new Middle East

>>27196010
based. after reading those, i really want to sell.

>>27194688
>Cringe, now they started with xrp
At least XRP has a theoretical use case. Jew Coin isn't the worst to invest in. The RBC spams in every thread however slowly rob my patience.

>>27195620

>>27194827
>“We are holding a local bake sale this weekend,”
hahahahahahah the $12.45 Million bake sale.

>>27194827
>we are holding a local bake sale this weekend

>>27195620
>>27196816

Kek

>>27194827
>Investing Endowment funds into highly risky tactics

No, he spent it on coke and hookers

>>27194827
>“We are holding a local bake sale this weekend,”

>>27193604
>religious fanatic
>still making more money than OP
cringe

INSHALLA

OK but what price do we sell? I don't want to hold forever, it will eventually crash

>>27198546
Lmao, no. All the desperate lowlifes have jumped on gme bandwagon, shit is sad

>>27198796
Blasphemy, you going against the gme code, you are not in it for the profit, but because you like the stock. To the moon, never sell ya nibber. If the fellow gmers see it they will call you a kike

>>27198796
$1488
$1776
$4269
$6969
$42069
are all reasonable exit values

>>27198889
You will be sad in a couple of weeks because a bunch of retarded 'lowlifes' made big gains and you didn't, screencap this entire thread.

>>27193769
Buy puts