/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26967415

this is going to be a quite funny thread lmfao

>>27174763
To all the new friends: I highly recommend you check out the cryptocurrency rubic. It's likely to reach a billion dollar market cap soon. Even a small bag will make you a very rich redditor.

I was told to buy dogecoin and now I'm down $20. Does this qualify me for pink wojacks?

I made 3k on doge thought I was super cool and put it all back in around .03 and now I wanna kill myself. Thanks for the welcome thread.

to all of the newfriends. this
>>27175576
is the common /biz/ scammer. NEVER TRUST /biz/.

>>27174763
$70 on Doge, least im not retarded to throw in lifesavings or rent

Jumped the gun and sold at 5 cents. Didn't buy back in, and have been slowly watching it crash. Waiting for the inevitable .005 to exchange 1.5 ltc into doge.

>>27174763
how i turned 500 dollars into 100
a guide on investments risk and reward by wojack

>>27174763
Newfags got to cocky from the GME ponzi. Soon, it will all be Rugged™.

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>>27174763
>bought at like 0.0007 forever ago for lul
>holy shit its going up!
>dump a few hundred in
>sell for $1000 profit
Hmm that way fun
>but in with $200 at .04
its gonna go back up
>Goes to fuckin .2
still a net profit and covered my loses from when ROBINHOOD SLIT MY FUCKING THROAT Friday
>Still beyond pissed at those fucks

Pumped 0.0002 btc into doge at 2 cents as a joke
payed 0.00015 btc transaction fees
sold at 5 cents

I played the game right and still lost

>>27174763
LESSONS LEARNED:
>fuck robinhood
>be very careful about memecoin Pump and dumps
>use an actual brokerage
>sell initial investment, then HODL forever

>>27174763
Invested $50 made roughly $300 at its peak but I’m not selling for a long time.

I bought it for laughs early enough that I expect it stabilize for more than I initially bought it for. Virtually every normie knows what doge is now and I’m expecting another pump sometime in the future. I’m just going to quietly put more and more money into until that happens. Nothing crazy, maybe just whenever I have some extra cash to blow.

I’m probably gonna get into some other cryptos but doge is the easiest because it’s so cheap.

>$5,000 on GME on friday
sold half my shares on open. enough to cover the initial investment + make some profit. kept the other half just in case the hedgies don't weasel their way out of the squeeze
>$800 on dogecoin
crypto is one of the few areas i'm not a complete retard in. dumped $200 in at .02 and sold at .08, just in time. coming out positive from a pump and dump feels pretty good, turns out

>>27174763
Bought 20 silver american eagles year 2020, because I've always wanted some and the significance of the year

put in $10 on the funny meme coin
made $20
feels good

>>27176853
GAINS

Lost 100$ on Doge, but because Binance went CAPUT when I was about to cash out making 3 times my investment

>>27174763
20 dollars on Doge just for shits and giggles. Couldn't care less even if it goes back to less than a penny

>>27176780
You shouldn't buy silver from a government mint with a face value.

>>27176987
The whole DOGE pump and dump was designed to get robinhood types away from GME shares.

Long time lurker
Bought GME at 280 5 shares, sold 4 at 320 and 1 at 360, not much but its better than redditors thinking it will skyrocket next week

>>27174763
Put 20 dollars on doge for kicks, came out with around 50

GME can still work.

hello frens, I put 100 euros on doge this morning and am currently losing about 30 but I intend to hold even if it takes me years to get something out of it

>>27174763
Kraken shit the bed and I missed doge. Can't use binance cause of state laws. Whats a decent exchange I can use?

>10.5k in doge
>Bought at 2 cents
>Believed the 10 cent meme
>Didn't sell at 8 cents
>Sold at 5
Okay I guess

>>27174763
Bought 45 at around 86$, sold 11 at 360 to cover my initial and then I bought 1 at 280 for lulz. Currently sitting at 35, will buy 15 if it dips to 200$.
Right now I've got 11500$ absolutley free and I'm not fucking selling

>>27177370
It will pump again don't worry. Just wait a year+.

>>27177579
Kraken made me miss the first peak but I doubled my hundred on the second peak of doge. Unfortunately, I'm now down like 50-70 at the moment. 20 was to being dumb and not paying attention to the gasfee

>>27175886
funny

I've lost about $100 so far on DOGE and it's still funny

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>>27177935
>BOOOOY
>YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THOSE BAGS
>CARRY THOSE BAGS
>A LONG WAY

$800 on DOGE at ~.053 avg, Diamond-Adamantium hands.

>>27174763
I'm hodling my fucking donuts and doge, I'm getting that 1000 back bitch

>>27175605
im down like 50 bucks.
at least you didn't loose thousands or your life savings.

I bought one GME at $302. I have made $22. You could say I'm quite the investor.

>>27178935
holy shit you are beyond fucked

>>27180001
If you think a $400 loss is "beyond fucked" to you then go back to whatever fag infested coward shithole you came from.

>>27178935
>>27179119
apparently pornhub has added doge as a payment method.

I'm out about $100 in SHIB initial but I haven't sold yet :)