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WALLSTREET NOW OFFICIALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH.
TO THE MOON, BOYS.

>> No.27169262

>>27168999
LOL I love this!

>> No.27169382

HAHA EPIC
THE GUY WHO OWNS A BILLBOARD IN CENTRAL NY GOT PAYED
THIS IS HOW WE WIN FELLOW GOYIM

>> No.27169432

>>27168999
kek

>> No.27169451

>>27168999
so much this

>> No.27169461

>>27168999
memes were a mistake

>> No.27169504
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>>27168999
It's odd to me that I understand this billboard, but so many normies are probably like wtf.

>> No.27169509

I"MMMM HOOOOOOODLLING

>> No.27169521

le XD

>> No.27169624

>>27169382
Yes I wonder (((who))) owns it???

>> No.27169721

>>27169461
memes are the only reason people are able to have a collective impact anymore

>> No.27169813

I can’t stop cringing....

>> No.27169856

This metastasizing of cancer to biz is really extreme. I can't believe there exists such a level of unironic faggotry in the world. It's honestly pretty black pilling.

>> No.27169888

>>27169504
Young normies get it everyone is on the internet now. I'm sure it's incomprehensible to old people and niggers

>> No.27169921

>>27169382
will you shut up you blackpilling faggot kike

>> No.27169935

this dumb shit is going on history books

>> No.27169945

WE DID IT REDDIT!

>> No.27169947

/biz/ once again blow the fuck out
but hey, at least you have your linkies right?

>> No.27170023

Is that even proper use of "BRRR" meme? Wouldn't that be used if Gamestop decided to create more shares?

>> No.27170031

this might actually be enough to keep the pump going despite the sell-off yesterday

>> No.27170032

LE BRRRRRRR XDDDDD

>> No.27170090

>>27168999
A literal waste of money. We’re going to have a lot of ‘poor people winning the lotto and blowing it all’ equivalents in the next few years. I can’t name the last billboard I saw or gave a shit about.

>> No.27170120

This is one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen. Im not even a redditor, either. I think they're all faggots, but that shit is pretty funny.

>> No.27170132

>>27168999
time to sell

>> No.27170190

>>27170023
The BRRR meme died almost 24 hours after it was created. Big tell that someone posting here is a reddit faggot

>> No.27170203

>>27169382
Kind of a dumb take, ad space is getting sold one way or another, it's not like Shekelsberg got money he wouldn't have made otherwise.

>> No.27170212

When did Reddit start acting like old 4chan? I made a mistake hanging on here

>> No.27170222

>>27168999
yeah this is definitely an orchestrated pump and dump. people are making good money off of the retards who will hold it down to sub $100

>> No.27170233

>>27170132
Yep, when a meme breaks into reality its dead.

>> No.27170288

>>27168999
Billboard kike will be laughing his ass off as he double profits from this and shorting GME at the top.

>> No.27170294

>>27170190
just because you don't like it for some spergy reason doesnt mean it's dead, fag

>> No.27170343

>>27170023
Normies don't even get it, all the "go brrr" iterations after the first one didn't even have to do with the federal reserve, it's just funny noise to them.

>> No.27170355
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>OMG EPIC BRO!

>> No.27170362

>>27169888
Checked and wrekted

>> No.27170375

>>27169382
>"fuck the suits!"
>posts profit porn for all eyes
might as well say "poor fags go hungrrrrry"
have some humility

>> No.27170523

>>27169382
It would have just been filled with that Calvin Klein sheboon otherwise. Do you really want to see that instead?

>> No.27170533

>>27170375
another shitty take
yeesh, you fags are insufferable
if you dont like this billboard go fuck yourself

>> No.27170646

>>27170533
lmao no one is even in times square to see it faggot

>> No.27170716

>>27169382
>PAYED

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27170746

Can't argue with the numbers fags. 7 million on WSB now, going up well over 100k a day all wanting a piece of the action or if not, then to stick it to hedgies.

If you can't comprehend this is a paradigm shift, you're as autistic as you're portrayed and generally terrible at understanding social psychology. Whiiiiiiiich doesn't really bode well for your investing futures.

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NOOOOOOOOO MY SEKRIT CLUBBB

>> No.27170860

>>27168999
I hate reddit as much as anyone else but you're a damn liar if you say this didn't elicit at least a small chuckle from you

>> No.27170937

Should've had them display an extremely abstract merchant.

>> No.27171042

>>27168999
ok this is epic ha!

>> No.27171058

>>27170860
Reddit is extremely cringe but fucking hedge funds out of hundreds of billions of dollars is better than anything 4chan has ever done. Best we did was make moot Person of the year.

>> No.27171297

You guys are just seething that wsb is btfo wallstreet and youre riding their coattails. Get laid. Every single financial sector employee that sees this is probably losing their shit and dying inside.

>> No.27171407

>>27170746
The only fucking thing keeping the price below 1k for this entire week was broker apps limiting buys and instigating/forcing sales, as well as claiming technical difficulties and taking too long to verify accounts. Next week, the amount of normies hopping onto this kind of apps is going to be huge

>> No.27171477

/biz/ is truly a pillar of culture, honour to have been shitposting with you, we made it.

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27171636

>>27168999
Did gamestop split?

>> No.27171693

>>27171058
I liked capture the flag

>> No.27171819

>>27170821
Yeah, a lot of them crying now, but so far they're allright. No matter how this goes, a lot of normies will get redpilled. There're already stealth nordic yes man memes on cnn.

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>just because you don't like it for some spergy reason doesnt mean it's dead, fag

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>>27171297
Why would finance employees lose their shit? They could just use their larger than your paychecks to get in on the ride if they wanted.
It's not like you have to be part of the reddit circle rim job to see some opportunity.

>> No.27171954

I am new to this whole thing and didnt buy any GME until I know more about stocks in general. I just have one question. after seeing what robinhood and other broker apps did on Thursday what makes you so sure they wont halt selling and only leave buying option open this time around?

>> No.27171985

>>27168999
I hope this is the last thing the hedgies see when they jump off the ledgie

>> No.27172067

>>27169888
>I'm sure it's incomprehensible to old people and niggers

And spics. I'm sure the kitchen staff in the NYC metro is wondering what the fuck is that

>> No.27172188

>>27168999
https://youtu.be/_yMXTEowRpA?t=389'
remember when brrrrt was a cool meme

>> No.27172275
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>>27171407
Indians, Chinks and Europeans are literally putting money on that bullshit right now.

It's not going to 1k. You're trying to hard to keep this Ponzi going.

>> No.27172305

>>27168999
wow, imagine the impact that inside joke will have on the millions of people who will ignore it.

>> No.27172320

This is the top.

>> No.27172358

>>27171954
It was the guys upstairs that halted RH and other app trading, couldn't clear the orders fast enough or something like that, but they 100% knew this move will drop the stock and let them buy out some of the shorted shares.
The consensus is: they will prolong GME volatility and try to sway normies in other directions, but there's definetely some other plans in the making too.

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>>27172275
retard

>> No.27172532

What's a sgme and why is it cold?

>> No.27172601

>>27172358
consensus among who?

>> No.27172638

>>27172601
wsb retards

>> No.27172714

>>27172440
>VW
Went from 170 $ to 970 $. That's 570 %.
>GME
Went from 4 $ to 469 $. With support from pretty much every part of the world. That's 11570 %.

I did make a mistake though. You're not in "Delusion." You are in "Denial."

>> No.27172788

>>27172638
i've always hated that sub but it's gotten so much worse.
people are a plague that needs to be stopped. imagine the soapbox speeches they're giving to their friends in real life.

>> No.27172842

>>27168999
unironically gamestop will go brrr, create a bunch of new shares and make their management rich.

at the expense of 15 year old redditors

>> No.27173334

>>27172714
Tell me than what’s the most expensive stock right now? And why won’t it be gme when shit goes down?

>> No.27173699

>wall street builds nothing
>somehow takes all the money
only a nigger society lets this happen

>> No.27173747

>be me
>hear my normie roommates talking about GME and acting like they understand everything
>"hehe we beat the wall street"
yeah, it's time to sell.

>> No.27173868

>>27173334
That's absolutely irrelevant. This is unsustainable and you know it. This is right now a Ponzi who will benefit whoever pulls out first and you know it.

"It's for a good cause senpai. I totally promise I'm not gonna fuck you over" is not going to cut it for another week. This isn't even about prisoner's dilemma: stock people, even retailers, are in it for their own benefit. Fucking over hedge funds was just a situational excuse to get support from the normies, most of which will get absolutely burned by this and you know it.

So yeah, keep feeling good about "we le won over the hedgerinos XDDD" while you can, because later you'll have to deal with thousands of people who completely lost their money over a cause they didn't even fully understand.
>just hodl muh diamond hands
>all these cringeworthy ads
You're not fooling everyone.

>> No.27174651

>>27173868
It wasn't an "ad", it was a meme.
And no, there are a lot of people who're gonna HODL even if it drops back to 20$. They truly want to fuck these hedgie faggots over. Who, unsurprisingly, also are tied to the biden administration.
The sec of treasury's brother had a citron portfolio. They're all kikes. Its about fucking over the kikes. Only us faggots here on /biz/ are contemplating selling. Reddit, for once, is standing strongly together on something.

>> No.27174782

>>27170746
>paradigm shift
uh oh.... where have I heard this before?

>> No.27174984

>>27174651
Then why don't you fucking go back with all le epic redditors instead of shitting this place?

FUCK OFF!

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>>27174651
Nigga they're literally buying billboards, space on NY square and planes to fly around with flags, as well as ads online and all the social media hype they're trying to keep up so people continue burning their money.

And all of this is going to be reported by the media so even boomers are going to hear about those wacky kids buying them stocks and becoming millionares overnight.

>> No.27175158

>>27174984
Im not from reddit, actually. I've been here all along, but now you fags are getting salty because plebbitors actually rose up and did something.

>> No.27175203

>>27174651
tell me one time a "We did it reddit" moment actually turned out a success

>> No.27175249

>>27173868
The short float is still over 100% you dumb faggot. You don't understand how a squeeze works.

>> No.27175252

>>27175158
I'm getting mad because these motherfuckers scammed a lot of people with Doge and they're doing the same with GME.

>> No.27175253

GOD americans are so cringe
YIKES!

>> No.27175298

>>27175108
>>27174984
>>27173868
https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

Hedgie shills should fuck off. Can't stop. Won't stop. Gamestop.

>> No.27175318

>>27168999
wall street is closed on saturday

>> No.27175377

>>27175203
I wouldn't be able to, because i'm not from reddit.

>> No.27175534

Imagine Melvin undercover went long instantly after the war started.

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>>27168999
Couldn't this be viewed as Market manipulation by the SEC?

>> No.27175803

>>27168999
Who is the intended recipient of this message?!

>> No.27175834

>>27175797
Who knows, but its fucking hilarious regardless

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>>27169721
>ID: PEEP
Based

>> No.27175948

>>27168999
Not American but I need to buy your genetically modified stocks too, if only for the lulz.

>> No.27175984

>>27174984
/biz/ has died anon

>> No.27176048

>>27168999
Sell your stocks guys Melvin is totally in the clear so you totally don't need them, that's why they're desperately FUDing and begging you to sell.

>> No.27176172

>>27169947
W-We pumped Doge up though!

>> No.27176226

>>27170203
not like theres a static price if the demand for something rises the price goes up, surely there were multiple people who wanted to buy here they were effectively bidding if not in real time.

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>>27175298
>>27175249
This is the future of GME. It only took you retards a week to start organizing Ponzi schemes.

>> No.27176811

>>27176270
You dont understand how rapid squeeze selloffs work, dont you? There are hedgies that are trading their shit in quick succession to make it look like a selloff, praying to god we get caught up in it. Don't fall for it. HODL.

>> No.27176950

>>27169382
Shut up loser, are you sad when your "little private club" is not on spotlight anymore. Biz is full of pathetic losers and pajeets now

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When 12 year olds go bad.
You do realize that the only reason this crap is occurring is because it's being allowed to? Right?

>> No.27177614

>>27169856
It will go away when this is over, if not you can at least dump your bags on them.

>> No.27178243

>>27176950
Always has been. You'd never see /biz/tards come up with anything like GME because everyone here is aggressively trying to dump on eachother.

>> No.27179138

>>27178243
Like the WSB folks aren’t trying to dump on all the newbies. Martin Shkreli used to be a mod you know, so those are the type of folks that are running the show over there

>> No.27179209

>>27169382
>STOP HAVING FUN

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>>27169382
>You claim to dislike society, yet you live in one?

>> No.27179556

>>27178243
Exactly.

>> No.27179630

>>27179138
Martin Shkreli is based

>> No.27179751

>>27179630
Not saying he’s not

>> No.27180585

>>27179630
Shkreli is an attention whore faggot, he's only based if you're a redditor.

>> No.27180957

>>27168999
lol, what a fag, he could have bought more gme instead

>> No.27181228

>>27180957
He bought the sign because he’s about to sell. Needs more bag holders

>> No.27181346

>>27169921
This 100x

>> No.27181530

>>27168999
EPIC FOR THE WIN!!! xD xD

I regret that I have only one updoot to give!!!

>> No.27181641

>>27168999
Massive sell signal

>> No.27182033

>>27169382
>payed
Thanks for the input Moshe
Spend a bit more time on Hebrew to English translations you little gas gobbler

>> No.27182712

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hR4rDbJPM4

>> No.27182831
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>BROS LETS DO A DOGE BILLBOARD NEXT

>> No.27183957

>>27170212
this

>> No.27184859

>>27168999
Ok, I am now convinced that this was all a jew scam and the people who bought GME will lose everything.

>> No.27185989

>>27170222
But someone on reddit told me it would go to $1000+! Ape strong together?

>> No.27186142

>>27170212
It happened when we started telling the impressionable newfags to leave. Now we gotta deal with their reddit spillover whenever something happens. It all couldve been avoided if we indoctrinated them instead of sending them to (((their))) platform.

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>>27172275

>> No.27186580

>>27173868
I might add
>I don't give a fuck if I lose
Exposed the corruption blatantly though didn't it?

>> No.27186645

>>27175298
KEK

>> No.27186708

>>27186580
It did, and that's what retards like the anon you replied to will never understand. This legitimately was never about the money. Only kikes behave like that.

>> No.27186726

>>27175298
SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.27186796

>>27186645
you like that one, yeah? lol

>> No.27186824

>>27175298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

Need video like this, meme when?

>> No.27186928

>>27175203
Dunno, not from plebbit
I do knw collective autism played a part in politics and a literal strike on scum in syria

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>>27169888
ayo my lil gme coin doin sum

>> No.27187027

>>27186726
kek

>> No.27187052

>>27168999
that red candle is the wrong color

>> No.27187255

What stops all hedge funds from settling all their shorts with the companies they loaned from?

>> No.27187729

>>27187255
good question

>> No.27187763

My only regret is that I can only upvote this once.

>> No.27187900

>>27168999
Checked. This thing is so far out of their hands at this point, holy shit.

>> No.27188124

>>27168999
wtf I can't buy GME stock right now. did they halt again?

>> No.27188340

>>27188124
Its the weekend retard

>> No.27188378

>>27171407
But how are they going to get in if none oft he apps or brokers are allowing buys?

Where can we buy?

>> No.27188410

>normalfags queuing up to buy GME after national exposure over the weekend
>monday morning excitement when the market opens
What is it going to hit? $400? $450?

>> No.27188567

>>27188378
Stop using Rabbihood, stupid faggot

>> No.27188616

>>27168999

>can´t stop

>WON´T STOP

>G A M E S T O P

>> No.27189396

Imagine if they instead used that money to buy gme and letting the media do the free advertising
Nu-males are retarded

>> No.27190069

>>27172188
so fucking sexy

>> No.27190540

>>27172275
We are still at media attention level since this week was literally the media attention week

>> No.27190840

>>27169813
Your sense of humor is dogeshit.

>> No.27192052

>>27168999
Czeched-cool sign