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I am a retarded boomer investor that has bought nothing but index funds for the past year. I am looking to make about 15% of my portfolio crypto, and as of now I have 600 dollars invested in bitcoin. What else should i buy? Chainlink, Uniswap? I am retarded and know very little about cryptocurrency besides using it to buy drugs off the dark web.

>> No.27123215

>>27123130
Buy physical silver

>> No.27123270

>>27123215
No.

>> No.27123326

Stellar Lumens, known by it's street name XLM, is the hardest coin available and is currently at the absolute bottom

>> No.27123391

Eth and hold for 2 years at least. Trust.

>> No.27123454

>>27123326
The shitty exchange I signed up for doesn't have it. No rubic either, which I see being shilled alot.

>> No.27123602

>>27123130
Get in STANOS, Statera's balancer liquidity pool. It's returning high APY around 25% a year but right now it's in 40ish% APY. For boomers leary about crypto, these liquidity pools are among the best and most reasonable returns essentially index funds of crypto while being paid dividends. Any pools offering 10,000% APY or ridiculous numbers is going to flop hard and are scams, STANOS is where you want to park your money if you want to put money in crypto.

>> No.27123678

>>27123130
Why are index funds retarded? Theyre no risk free money

>> No.27123829

>>27123678
I didn't say index funds are retarded, I said I'm retarded.

>> No.27124321
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OK boomer. Here is the real deal which most of the people are not aware of. There is a project called "STATERA" which is the first crypto deflationary index fund. It means, you can pool your coins and received a consistent high APY like 40-50% IN ADDITION TO the price rise of your pooled coins. If you know Bitcoin, basically it is Bitcoin of Decentralized Finance (DeFi). Don't invest on all of shitcoins shilled or pump and dump project with no future.

You can buy it on UniSwap as pic related.

>> No.27124479

>>27124321
Is this a pajeet scam or actual legitimate thing?

>> No.27124544

I'm also a boomer fuck here. What platforms should I buy using to buy crypto? I want the good shit, good volume, ability to move in and out of fiat, and minimal fees. I hear Coinmetro?

>> No.27124629

>>27123130
BAO as risky short term
AVAX as safe long term

> Thank me later

>> No.27124649

>>27124544
I signed up for gemini because it was easy but it doesn't seem like there's a lot of variety of what can be purchased.

>> No.27124682

STATERA

>> No.27124681

>>27123391
Why 2 years? How long is this Bull market gonna last? Longer than a year?

>> No.27124695

>>27124544
Also i would prefer to be able to trade without having to do all kinds of identifying. Like just let me hook a paypal up or some shit.

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>>27123130
Rubic you boomer retard. Go find rubic threads here and ask how to buy it. It's unironically going to a minimum of $3 and it's currently priced at 14 cents. You do the math...biz owns over half of the supply which means they're going to send this thing to $10 probably before dumping on normies. It's link all over again and we're at the stages before link even got listed on binance.

>> No.27124834

>>27124479
Not it is quite legit and not like many pajeet coins shilled here 24/7. Team refunded all the investors fund from their own funds for a hack which was not their fault. Also it is the most centralized project in the crypto as team even doesn't hold any wallet on top 10. It is community driven project and real gem. The market cap of the project now around $10M and can at least do 50-100X from here based just on project merits.

>> No.27124897

>>27123602
listen to this man

>> No.27124911

>>27124629
>BOA
PnD and lots of similar projects
>AVAX
OK project, but not unique and promising as STATERA and also quite higher market cap.

>> No.27124915

like others have said, statera is looking pretty based

>> No.27125053

>>27123130
There’s both anti and pro statera threads going on, tread lightly

>> No.27125142

>>27125053
There is no single legit concern or FUD for Statera though.

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>>27125142
green ID

>> No.27125261
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GRO: its an ultra yield aggregator that uses various strategies and leverage to bring the best possible APY on your assets. It does this without giving you their shitty tokens like some other projects. It's based purely on good strategies. Currently you can get like 30% APY from stable coins. These APYs shouldn't go down because there is no risk of token deflation. When the platform makes money, a small amount goes to GRO holders.

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>> No.27125306

>>27123130
BTC/ETH/LINK
that is all.

>> No.27125351

Buy $10 worth of Fantom and use it. Then you'll want to buy more.

>> No.27125374

>>27125306
this. anything else is jeetery. with the exception of maybe LTO and GRT.

>> No.27125429

>>27124834
>It's not a pajeet coin
>types like ESL

not sure if joking or actually a pajeet

>> No.27125784

>>27125429
He's pushing some weird crypto index fund thing, not specifically the coin.

>> No.27126011

>>27125429
You don't think that it is either an English native speaker who lives in their mom's basement and have nothing better to brag about or a pajeet?

>> No.27126117

>>27124834
fucking kek take a picture of your toilet. with timestamp

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>>27123130
Check out ARK etf's. Better growth than index funds and they're in all sorts of dystopian blade runner tech. Cathy has given me real good gains.

>> No.27126960

>>27123130
bonded.finance
will put everything else to shame after it launches