/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27103486
Molon labe

bitch gonna ctrl-z your gains away

>>27103486
fake and gay

Not your keys...

I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive. What has taken place in the past couple of weeks is the most shameful display of unethical strategy I have ever seen. Make no mistake about it, you WILL be punished for this. Every broker has all the information necessary to make the lives of every manipulative GME scammer hell after this year. You have one last out Monday morning. Take it or leave. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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>>27103680

>>27103680
Even if we lost money on it sir?
>also strategy
Buy buy buy buy never sell is a strategy?

>it's a "call it regulation so our braindead boomer and lumpenprole base think we're doing something good" episode
yeah i'm thinking based
regulations keep america safe! safe from evil manipulators like reddit!
praise daddy government!

>>27103486
She straight up calls retail investors ""internet trading schemes" lmao

>>27103680
>GME scammer hell after this year. You have one last out Monday morning. Take it or leave. Don't say I didn't warn you.
nice b8

What this means is that you should buy GME now.
Why? Because with current laws they cannot do shit.
To make some regulation effective it would take MONTHS.
After then, you will never experience another infinite loophole squeeze again.

I POSTED THE FAKE TWEET AGAIN GUYS

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>>27103680
Get absolutely dabbed on

>>27103680
>Don't say I didn't warn.you.
Who the fuck are you again?

>>27103680
>bought AMC
>unironically like the stock and plan on keeping it because people are going to flock to theaters once the meme virus goes away

yeah okay punish me because a few rich people got fucked over

>>27104004
>To make some regulation effective it would take MONTHS.
they can force it through

They cannot regulate MUSE

this is what we're fighting for

>>27103680
lol

>>27103680
buying stock isn't illegal. Get fucked nigger.

>>27103680
And the assassins in rose tinted glasses
At the wrong end of the tunnel of light
Practitioners of paramount scorn
And those who'd rig moral compass rather than bridges

Behold the world and spit on it
The noble and the scum of the earth
Just out of some basic damned dignity
In this day and age of excuse

What has to be done, has to be done
The human nature is what it is
We cover our eyes in a call to arms
And turn one edge toward ourselves

Arm in arm in this futile strife
Where cards are marked and odds are little to none
Hand in hand with fate worse than death
Relentless in discontent

>>27103680
go fuck yourself. naked short with no stop loss..... the unethical asshole is you with this cheap bait.

>>27103486
Fuck. We're really about to hit the thirties in the twenties, aren't we?

>>27103486
Wall Street spends a fuckton of dosh buying seats in Congress, plus lobbyists to write laws that best suit their interests. A Congress that's been in gridlock since 2010, is gonna suddenly be a model of bipartisanship, just don't forget that "primary" is a verb now. Whoever votes to protect the kikes has to be singled out.

>>27103680
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the London School of Economics, and I've been involved in numerous secret marketings manipulations, and I have over 300 profitable shares. I am trained in trading and selling and I'm the top investor in the entire of wallstreet. You are nothing to me but just another fraction. I will wipe your profit with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brokers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call checking account.. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can buy your stock in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my pocket cash. Not only am I extensively rich, but I have access to the entire funding of the Bank of America and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shares of the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit debt all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>27103680
>buy
>hold
>somehow now this is market manipulation
if you say so mr noseberg

Imagine if the government actually comes and takes stock earnings directly from normal people and gives it directly to billionaires.

>>27103486
bitch kike

>>27104353
And from there on is /k/'s bussiness...

>>27103486
Shut up bot

>>27103680
Copy pasta

Nais b8

Haha imagine anyone would ever invest in stocks again after that. Get real you fucking loser.

>>27103486
they actually genuinely don't want wealth mobility to be a thing

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>>27106091
>Imagine if
What cave have you been living in? The Obama administration did that repeatedly during the 2009-2011 "Great Financial Crisis" period. In particular there was the GM bankruptcy where Obama personally got involved to have the judge fuck over retail bondholders in favor of unions, the MF Global bankruptcy where they protected Jon Corzine while fucking over hundreds of thousands of literal farmers who were using MFG for crop futures for the very food they grow for you to eat, and the "flash crash" where stoploss orders were allowed to have been executed but non-institutional buy orders at low prices got cancelled, thereby letting hedge funds rape individuals' accounts.

Huh. Funny how you never heard of these things.

If you play by THEIR RULES, they will just change them. You're retarded and fell for a reddit pump and dump. Just buy fucking bitcoin. Its a guaranteed 100x over the next 2-3 years.

>>27103486
Its fake and I refuse to believe it will happen anyways. It will destroy both public and international trust in the US stock market while also pissing off the majority of the country. Even the majority of the national guard currently protecting them wouldn't put up with that shit. It would be beyond political/career suicide, it would be literal suicide.

OP and Alexander Muse are dumb faggots and hedgie shills lying about a bloomberg article. no mention of unwinding trades anywhere.

>>27103680
fuck off shill

>>27103680
I just shorted your mom and a bunch of autists on 4chins and ribbet crashed the place.
How fucked am I?

>>27103680
a lot of people got nothing to lose, so who cares? peasant are rising up.

>>27103486
guess there's no downside to holding then
Nothing lost, but I get to watch as these retards commit PR suicide

Muse is a piece of shit, nowhere is anyone considering unwinding trades. Illegal.

>>27106914
>national guard currently protecting them
sorry bub, national guard is full of white supremecist sleeper agents and this is why the UN and our allies will step in to keep the peace!

>>27107482
This shit is uniting all sides.

>>27107325
If the trades were committed illegally then its legal to unwind them

>>27103486
<- The real headline from Bloomberg right now

>>27107076
It’s copypasta, anon

>>27107771

>>27107771
based

>>27103486
WTF I thought I voted for the lesser of two evils

>>27107556
Good thing they weren’t

>>27103680
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Never selling just because of this retardation

>>27108075
Nope
This is what you voted for ;)
Enjoy!

>>27103486
PRIVATIZE THE PROFITS
SOCIALIZE THE LOSSES

FUHRER WARREN LET'S GOOOO

>>27103486
She's a fake ass snake but thats not what her proposal says at all...

The scum paid hedgefund shills here should end their own lives.

GME to the moon. For the people.

>>27108525
Live by the short, die by the short.

>>27108525
Shills should use their hedgie paychecks and buy GME desu.
HODLing just one share will pay months of their salary.

>>27103486
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanponciano/2021/01/29/elizabeth-warren-demands-sec-response-to-gamestop-frenzy-after-it-vows-to-protect-retail-traders-from-abusive-or-manipulative-activity/amp/

weaker fud than I thought. I just skimmed it, but bothing about unwinding was mentioned. Also, even if it were, she can't do shit

Weak fud buying more

>>27103486
"These wild fluctuations are just the latest indication that many private equity firms, hedge funds and other investors–big and small–are treating the stock market like a casino, giving little consideration to the companies, communities, workers and consumers that may be affected by these risky bets," Warren wrote Friday. "The recent chaos reveals a clear distortion in securities markets, with benefits accruing to investors that do not clearly benefit the company's workers, consumers or the broader economy."

>>27103486
6 gorrilion national guard

I've asked in many threads and noone anwers - Schwab will not cancel my gme 500 sell limit. but they are cancelling other open trades. wtf is going on

>>27103486
Thank god, I'm so sick of these faggots thinking they can just manipulate the market.
>Be a faoog
>Get 100,000 people to do your trade with you
>think you're fighting the system

Fucking retarded i hate these faggots and hope they drown in a river

>>27103680
fuck you gonna do? send a hitman to my house???

>>27103613
they finna re-roll the market kek

>>27110249
>psy-op
>vaccines is very general term
>allegedly
>implying its impossible or inconsequential to drop tones of x from high altitude (for better or worse)
>implying its ever been static
Stand for science indeed
(nevermind genetic basis of iq, chromosomes, fission energy density, et cetera)

>>27106675
Got anything in particular that I can read about these?

>>27103680
>I've been in the stock business longer than you've been alive. What has taken place in the past couple of weeks is the most shameful display of unethical strategy I have ever seen. Make no mistake about it, you WILL be punished for this. Every broker has all the information necessary to make the lives of every manipulative GME scammer hell after this year. You have one last out Monday morning. Take it or leave. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Congrats, you made me want to BUY MORE!
FIND ME FAGGOT, GAME ON!!!!!

>>27111027
Chemtrails in the literal sense are 100% real. Most average normies have no idea that farmers have been "cloud seeding" for years, which is literally where they dump a bunch of chemicals in the clouds to try and get it to rain better.

>>27103486
If they were considering it, it would be done already.

>>27108075
wtf dead people can post on 4chaniz now?

>>27112857
Yep and the scientific community has been calling it geo-engineering for ages as well. Just so long as you don't call it chemtrails you wont get called names.

>>27112857
farmers are putting chemicals in the clouds to turn the crops gay

>>27103680
>we're going to absolutely fuck you for this, but if you stop hurting us right now, we'll forget all about it
This is the kind of shitty bluff someone with no power says. Like a cop trying to enforce a law that doesnt exist, on someone that knows it doesn't exist.

>>27103680
And these same people now have the finances for guns more importantly guns for hire. Your point?

>>27103486
God fucking damn it. I've been posting all week the US gov would step in over the weekend and I still didn't sell because of my moon dreams.

>>27113706
This is fake news retard.

>>27112115
Should also read about the asian financial crisis. I'm still flabbergasted SEAniggers didn't raft across the pacific and the silk road to skullfuck them for that literal economic execution of their countries.

>>27106675
So what you're telling me is... buy crypto

>>27103486
WTF does unwind even mean

>>27114172
Lotta unemployed from demcoof. It'd be a real shame if you were forced by newly hired compliance commissars Jamal and Shanikween to only use IMF approved currencies in transactions or banks freeze your account and deny payment processing XD

So what happens if they unwind it on people who used the profits to cash out or buy other stocks?

Are they seriously considering potentially causing a crisis to save a single brokerage firm?

>>27103680
KYS
Y
S

Hopefully this will make every small/middle trader to leave stock market all together. Noone plays the game they cannot win.

>>27110249
hello election tourist
get off my fucking board

>>27110249
You guys are retarded. You probably get paid like 1 dollar per post and 50 cents per response LOL

What a weird ass job

in b4 people fall for this fake news bait again.

>>27103680
k

>>27114628
Yes because under the pretext of reform, it will let them shut you out more efficiently. They got blindsided thanks to their cockioness and they will happily burn it all down because shabbos joe will give them a free ride. They played government shutdown for years now not to mention the bailout precedents. Literally the only positive outcome will be the Ninth crusade that results from this blatant sodomy.

>>27114628
>Are they seriously considering potentially causing a crisis to save a single brokerage firm?

Yes. It will probably result in riots/violence if they do, and then they can blame it on trump or whatever.

>>27115396
>Train two continents to chimp on command over nothingburger
>About to chimp on their own
Bueno.

>>27103680
Get fucked nigger.

>>27115004
bump

>>27103486
>its a real tweet
https://twitter.com/amuse/status/1355277636952612866?s=19

Fucking hell. I just wanted to play videogames.

>>27103658
this right here.

>>27106914
>Even the majority of the national guard currently protecting them wouldn't put up with that shit
Where do people come by this notion? 99 percent of people on earth are brainless troglodytes. They will do and think anything the TV tells them. The national guard are all, as in 100 percent, bootlicking retards who just want tri care. they will do whatever they are told, they dont give a fuck. Nobody cares. Welcome to piss earth you fucking retard. Millions of people have their baby boy's genitals mutilated at birth because a neurotic corn flake salesman from the past century told people they would masturbate less if they literally cut up their baby children. holy fuck humanity deserves everything that happens to it and more, someone should come kill me and everyone else on earth

>>27115978
what the FUCK. I am using 3g and I can post here but not on other threads????/&@-@/9:&;&2&/@:&: WHAT THE FUCK

>>27116138
nvm. It just doesn't let me post pics when using mobile data

>>27114628
Yes, they seriously are. Why do you think you're seeing so many articles about ledditors pumping GME when there are plenty of institutional investors investing and earning way more off this meme roller coaster than WSB? They're creating a boogeyman. We're already seeing shit about how anyone who hodls GME is a basement dweller loser extremist who is bitter towards society. They're priming the NPCs to blame leddit for the (((Wall Street reform))) and other hardcore Jew'ing we're about to see, as well as any violent retaliations for it.

Only silver lining is it might not be as effective this time because the sentiment towards the GME happening isn't split along typical Blue Team/Red Team lines used to divide and conquer, so maybe that breaks the programming of some more NPCs and wakes them up to what's going on around them.

>doing this while people are starving, getting evicted, and have tons of free time
I guess they want another occupy so the target is no longer on the government's back

>>27110171
They're probably trying to lock in that trade as pending to help a hedgie. Call them to cancel and then your lawyer if necessary.

>>27103680
Nigger!

>>27103680
Bullish I’m buying more Monday

>>27114462
it's like rewind except you delete them from existence instead of returning funds to original state

>>27103486
Oho yes please yes. This is one of the many ways we can win here: forcing them to destroy all faith in their own stock market system.

>>27103486
Vote her out

>>27119143
Can't, that's rigged too.

She's an embarrassment to my state.

>>27119143
The machine determines your vote though? Yours was already redistributed as no joke 3/5ths of a person.

>>27103680
Buy signal activated

>>27103486
WHY??? this is the best time ever to rescue gamestop, which has slipped over the course of cockbig19.Think of AMC as well, pumping the stock is saving these businesses and rejuvinating the economy. Warren needs to fuck off and let the markets run!

>>27103486
>rich people make money good
>poorfag make money bad

>>27105493
lmao saved

>>27104353
They can halt the stock and bust all the trades, no new regulation required. But if they do, the repercussions will be big.

>>27103486
Volunteers of Gamestop

What is going on in Wall-Street?
We are squeezing(We are squeezing)
Getting money through the street
We are squeezing(We are squeezing)
Oh, Hearing all the cries and laughs in the street
We are squeezing(We are squeezing)
One generation got old
One generation got broke
This generation got nothing to hold on
Than throwing it down
Hey, it's time to go through the sky
We are squeezing(We are squeezing)
Hey, we are groping them to the ground
We are squeezing(We are squeezing)
Who will broke you for good, we will and who are we?
Well, we are investors of Gamestop (investors of Gamestop)
investors of Gamestop (investors of Gamestop)
I've got a retribution
Got a retribution

What is going on in Wall-Street?
We are squeezing(We are squeezing)
Getting money through the street
We are squeezing(We are squeezing)
Oh, Hearing all the cries and laughs in the street
We are squeezing, oh-oh
We are investors of Gamestop
Yeah, we are investors of Gamestop
We are investors of Gamestop (investors of Gamestop)
investors of Gamestop(investors of Gamestop)

Volunteers - Jefferson Airplane

Do a cover faggots

>>27103486
the boomer market was doomed to fail.
time to move on to better things