/biz/ - Business & Finance

SHOW ME YOUR HODL FACE, KEEP YOUR ENERGY UP TO SUMMON KEK

THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl2LTjeC5Ns

HEDGES ARE SELLING TO EACH OTHER AT VERY LOW PRICES DRIVING THE PRICE DOWN ARTIFICIALLY
>HEDGES ARE SELLING TO EACH OTHER AT VERY LOW PRICES DRIVING THE PRICE DOWN ARTIFICIALLY
HEDGES ARE SELLING TO EACH OTHER AT VERY LOW PRICES DRIVING THE PRICE DOWN ARTIFICIALLY
>HEDGES ARE SELLING TO EACH OTHER AT VERY LOW PRICES DRIVING THE PRICE DOWN ARTIFICIALLY

And you know what that means in tandem with people not being allowed to buy more then 5 stocks on most retail brokerages??? People who are institutional investors get to buy at a lower price while YOU CAN'T, covering their own shorts. If your blood isn't boiling yet it should be.

NEW BUY LIMITS
$AAL - 55 shares
$AMC - 25 shares
$BB - 25 shares
$BBBY - 30 shares
$CTRM - 1650 shares
$EXPR - 200 shares
$GME - 2 shares
$KOSS - 10 shares
$NAKD - 300 shares
$NOK - 50 shares
$SNDL - 1200 shares
$TR - 25 shares
$TRVG - 400 shares

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVizAB9twFY

BET AT LEAST ONE OF YOU RETARDS SOLD AT 250

>>27059509
How long do I have to wait to be able to pay off my mortgage?

Pump it.

>ywn have a qt KKK gf

>HE SOLD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>27059652

Paper hands deserve it

>YFW the ride hasn't even started

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/0bwC1zJE49U

I MISSED THE $256 DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

>>27059509
What’s the target price to win?

>>27059599
>mfw hedgies think i'm selling

>>27059599
ADVANCED HODLING TECHNIQUES

HEY MELVIN
IM NOT SELLING
:)

I like Game Stop. Love the company.

Just learn to sell Battletoads, hedgie.

>>27059660
45 minutes. Check these 7s.

PRESS P TO PUMP
>PRESS P TO PUMP
PRESS P TO PUMP
>PRESS P TO PUMP
PRESS P TO PUMP
>PRESS P TO PUMP
P P P P P P

I got too greedy, hoping it would drop to $200, wound up buying 2 shares at $295

>>27059599
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU THINK YOU BEAT ME MELVIN?

KAIYOKEN

POST YFW BOUGHT THE DIP

>Back up to $300

TONIGHT WE FEAST UPON JEWISH TEARS

For the record hedgies: I will NEVER sell this motherfucking stock
You will have to offer me the whole world before I even THINK about hitting that button, and it may just be the buy button

>Good afternoon sir, can you please specify an exit strategy? My boss is screaming in my ear.
>Sorry honey, I'm not selling.

THREAD THEME!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc&ab_channel=ohnoitisnathan54

unironically sell enough to cover your investment and hold the rest. you have no fucking idea what shit they can or will pull and i dom't want to see you guys go bankrupt

Adding here

i have no stocks but ive been spamming to the moon since this morning

New fren pasta
>Infinite gains

For all those who can't buy anymore at Robin hood:

>https://www.tdameritrade.com
>30 minutes to deposit fund. GME not blocked.

Fuck Robinhood.

>SHORT LADDER ATTACK INCOMING HOLD HOLD HOLD BUY BUY BUY
>In the last hour of trading, some of us are predicting they will launch a short ladder attack to make it look like it’s selling off to trick you into selling your shares. Their goal is to go under $115 to get out of their expiring contracts. This will be a major victory for them.
>Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD HOLD HOLD! DONT GET PAPER HANDS DURING THE LAST HOUR, ITS WHAT THEY WANT!

REMEMBER

YOU MIGHT LOSE 100s OR 1000s BUT THEY MIGHT LOSE EVERYTHING

Never sell. Send the wall street yids to hell where they belong with niggers and spics

300 avoided, any second now

>>27059599
I WILL

THINK ABOUT THE WOMEN /BIZ/

>>27059599
THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM

>>27059509
No way the reddit crowd holds over the weekend, it's over, Monday will see a big sell-off.

>>27059652
I should have sold at $400 and rebought in lol

>>27059509
PREPARE FOR SHITSTORM IN LAST HOUR

FUCKING HODL

>>27059722
i know that feel bro

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU CAN PRY MY GAMESTONKS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS MELVIN. FUCK YOU

>>27059652
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

>>27059798

any bongs here manage to sign up something fast? what's the deposit amount?

M-E-G-A

UPLOAD TO ME TODAY

SEND ME YOUR FILE

MEGAUPLOAD

MEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


MEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Wvn-9BXVc

>>27059509
SHORT LADDER ATTACK INCOMING HOLD HOLD HOLD UP VOTE AND SHARE

In the last hour of trading some of us are predicting they will launch a short ladder attack to make it look like it’s selling off to trick you into selling your shares. Their goal is to go under $115 to get out of their expiring contracts. This will be a major victory for them.

Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD HOLD HOLD! DON'T GET PAPER HANDS DURING THE LAST HOUR, ITS WHAT THEY WANT!

GET RID OF THE STOP LOSSES, THEY WILL TRY HUNT THEM

>>27059652
Why would anyone sell at 250 on a Friday when it was 300 hours ago?

Amazon has another trillion dollar company to compete with boys

>>27059824
Just bought more because of this

>>27059748
infinity

I feel like giving up. This is real money unlike magic bitcoin
what makes you sure this will blow up even further?

I'm panicking, wasn't the gamma squeeze supposed to be today before the short squeeze on Monday. Did they really cover their shorts?

>>27059818
Absolutely based.

fuck bros im scared am i supposed to hold this shit over the weekend or what

>>27059789
PPPPPP

>>27059880
Sell now and rebuy at 250 fren :^)

>ITS GONNA CRASH!
Market cap is 10b over yesterday lol Melvin btfo

>>27059856
This. Just got to buy and hold. It's that simple

>>27059835
You have to admire poos for their hilarious creativity in the arts

>>27059875
HOES STATUS:
[ ] not mad
[x] mad

>>27059835
>the power of India
woah

Dare I buy one more for my pile??? DARE I? I SAY HOW COULD I NOT! LOOK AT ME /BIZ/ I COMMAND YOU NO MATTER WHAT DO NOT SELL YOUR GME!

Imagine bagholding for a bunch of redditors lmao
You guys are retarded

I'm not vindictive, melvin. You can have my first 2 shares at 1000, you can have a couple more at 5000, then the OTHER 20 YOU CAN FUCKING BEG ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES.

NO IT'S SINKING THEY'RE DUMPING AGAIN
FAGS WHO FORGOT TO BUY, THIS MIGHT BE YOUR LAST CHANCE

>>27059824
It's only a few paychecks for most us, while for these kikes it's billions
HODL

Do Wall Street brokers always feel like that? Can't imagine what it must feel like to gamble with billions while high as fuck on cocaine.

READ MY LIPS MELVIN

NOT

FUCKING

SELLING

>>27060048

>>27059876
lmao, get the fuck out of this thread, melvin

>>27059992
No, they still have 58 MILLION SHARES TO COVER

REMEMBER THAT
FIFTY EIGHT
MILLION SHARES
THEY NEED TO BUY

>>27059722
That's a Spanish Catholic gf tho. The KKK HATES Catholics

>>27060088
Checked.

I know you're here hedgies, thanks lowering my cost basis, I promise to fill your buy order for only 10k per share.

>>27060020
I’ll get hit with a 90 day if I do that kek

>>27059875
>

https://youtu.be/DLtE9E9Pa1g?t=27
SHIT'S CRAZY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE POWERS AT BE (((((THEY)))) WON'T LET THE DAY END WITHOUT THAT FINAL DROP

DO NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY TRICKS AND/OR TRICKERY

>>27059853
repost this

>ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
>ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
>ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
>ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
>ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
>ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
>ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US
ELON IS BACKSTOPPING US

>THEY ARE TRYING IT AGAIN

HOLD

Reminder this is why we are buying and holding. it's not about the money, it's about sending a message
https://twitter.com/SecureProfit/status/1354587467702263808

>can’t buy fractions anymore
Guess I’ll just ride this half a share then? RH keeping poorfags like me out of the game

NOT. SCARED. NOT. SELLING

>>27059875
>Women don't know the pure dopamine rollercoaster of yeeting some of your money you may or may not need

>>27060001
Yeah and watch the price go up for Monday

You hold until Wednesday or Thursday

>>27059954
>Why would anyone sell at 250 on a Friday when it was 300 hours ago?
Because they're retarded.

>>27059875
Of course I am. This will pay for a lot of hookers.

>>27059835
Poon slayer

>>27059798
>mfw bought yesterday's mega-dip

OHHHHH HEDGIES

>>27059880
Fag

>>27059835
People can make fun of this all they want but I have no idea how he's doing this.

>>27059875

I convinced a female Muslim friend to buy in lmfao they just need a guiding hand lads plenty of room on the rocket

>>27059850
Partially based

>>27059981
>>27060055

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $34,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

please sell... please... PLEASE FUCKING SELL YOU STUPID GOYIM
I WILL DO LITERALLY ANYTHING FOR YOU TO SELL
I WILL PAY TO KEEP 4CHAN OPERATIONAL FOR 10,000 YEARS
I WILL PAY TO DELETE REDDIT FROM EXISTENCE
I WILL PAY TO PREVENT ANY SYSTEM FROM HAVING AN UPVOTE/DOWNVOTE SYSTEM
PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASE JUST SELL YOUR SHARES

>>27059652
I did, FUCK

>>27060020
No

>>27060009
I want to pump emo blackpilled bed head gf.

is this the lowest it can go? should I buy more?

>>27060186
>yeeting
Please do not use nigger words. It's bad for the soul, fren.

I'm gonna be a bit demoralized if this turns out to be a scam. Not because of the lost money but for being stupid and falling for it. I won't be losing much anyway.

I MISSED THIS SHIT BROS TELL ME THERE'LL BE ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY NEXT WEEK

>tfw bought at 344
who here /clown/?

300 OR BUST

>>27059875
BREAKING NEWS: WOMEN NOT AS SMART AS MEN

dunno about you lads but im gonna set a limit for $1 billion

$GME bros, I must confess. I no longer have 17,000 shares...

I SWUNG THAT SHIT TO 20,000. FUCK WALL STREET.

>>27060174
Yup. You're in for the long haul my fren.

Pls go 250 and I will BUY

>>27059748
exactly one McDuck

>>27059789
P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

>THAT VOLUME
HIDGIES IFFY UH

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>27059875
Theyll get some of it in the form of my nut in their womb

>>27060128
i bought at like 350 fag it's painfully obvious now that it's not happening. i'll hold just to remind myself why investing should be left to the pros.

>>27060369
KING

HERE WE GO ANOTHER ATTACK IN COMING

>>27060246
What is wrong with profit? These hedgers aren't going to buy at $250

>>27060369
BASED

>>27060369
obscenely based

>>27059789
P-P-PUMP IT UP
YOU'VE GOT TO PUMP IT UP

>>27060202
Unironically taking a trip to LA and fucking one of my favorite pornstars with my gains from this week

The best profits are gone but there's still free money to be made if you buy today.

Why can't the hedgies just fund Israel themselves?

>>27060336
There have been a dozen even going alongside it, try to keep up

>>27060369
BASED

>>27060339
I bought at $330 for 16 shares don’t worry

>>27059875
Eventually there will be a congressional commission. Eventually they will fine these fuckers (no one will go to jail). And eventually they will say that this whole thing affected women and black communities the most because they have less money than white man and the fines will go to women and nigger startups.
Mark my words.

>If they pay we're all rich
>If they don't we're all rich and get to lynch them

>>27060009
lookin good

>>27060428
Sure dude, get you cheque at the door

>>27059875
Joke's on them, I have 4 shares now. :3 Even my advisor warned me against it but he don't know shit. Woman's intuition!

cant handle this gonna watch some futa to distract myself

>>27060403
Where were you like 15 minutes ago?

So any more tricks today? Also when does the market close dont give me a 3pm give me like a hour

>>27060369
madlad

>>27060284
>one based autist might just buy both sides after this is over
imagine

>>27060323
English is a living language and I will use the parlance of our times.

>>27060055
Surprised Melvin can afford to pay full times shills

reminder, for every share owned, shorters need to buy 1.2

That means NO ONE will be bagholding

>market halts

IS IT TIME

>>27060369
I am proud of you anon.

>>27060339
HODL

It's over

>>27060328
how about you learn what is actually going on right now instead of posting this low energy garbage

BUY AND HOLD
>BUY AND HOLD
BUY AND HOLD
>BUY AND HOLD
BUY AND HOLD
>BUY AND HOLD
BUY AND HOLD

>>27059709
Checking those links and the days to cover has reduced to 2.5
So the short did begin?

my first investment was GME at 330 and I lost money. Please tell me I'll make it

>>27060284
No.

>>27059599
HOLD!

>>27060223
i tried but 'they' wouldnt let me

DONT SELL, NOT A SINGLE SHARE, WE GOTTA PUMP INTO CLOSE OVER 300

>>27060186
I only put in $800 and it's like I've been cooming all day

Can't take it anymore, it's just relentless short ladder attacks. I'm holding for 10k but it's draining

>>27059509
How much should I buy to make some decent gains? I only have 500$ atm...

LOOK HOW CHEAP THEY ARE

>>27060581
YOU HAVEN'T LOST MONEY UNTIL YOU SELL

>>27060471
Who?

Why don't hedgies want to pay the fine?
The longer it goes on the worse it will be.

>>27060339
2k @ 330 here

>>27060369
NOICE

THERE'S ANOTHER HOUR OF THIS???

>>27060467
Coco did nothing wrong.
>>27060538
Ebonics is not English.

>>27060581
Hold until at least Monday. Puts expire today and most of them were around 60-115

>>27060369
based madman

>>27060369
BROTHER

I BOUGHT ANOTHER FUCKING 8 SHARES AT 279

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU

>>27060581
HOLD FAGGOT, HOLD

No matter what happens

win or lose

I want you to know anon

you're my bestest fren

What price should I set my buy order?
I'm convinced we will see a big drop at close, with all the normies selling

SHITSTORM INCOMING, THEY ARE TRYING TO TRICK YOU, HODL

Liftoff coming or will they take the L today?

>>27060414
HEDGIES IFFY UH
/biz/ZY GOT A STIFFY UH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYHa6bpa3V4

>>27060369
based

>>27060581
It's not about the consequences of your actions but the fact you took them lad

>>27060129
source?

are they trying another ladder? did they not see what was waiting for them at $250?

>>27060581
you haven't lost shit until you close the trade you paper pussy fuck

>>27059509
I just bought 8 shares bros, wanted to buy yesterday at 117 but my account was locked, fuck me

>>27059509
I don't goys, I don't think we're going to make it. Fuck it, I'm already in the green I think it's time to sell off and be free of this stress? Who's with me?

>>27060581
just exit you paper handed faggot

>could only buy 1 share since I'm poor
Will I make it bros?

>>27060369
JUST HOW BASED CAN ONE MAN BE?????????

>>27060369
dangerously based

>>27060571
I'm holding

Bros I have Mental Retard blaring, just opened a TD account cause Robinhood is fucking with everyone, and have limits placed. My hands are made of diamonds and I’m ready for the last hour fuckery!!!!

>>27059509
I'm down one thousand dollars :^)

holding calmly. dont care what happens this last hour, so to say. im enjoying them suffering every hour.

>>27060661
New Zealand mommy milf Aubrey Black, well spent 900$

1 HOUR LEFT NIGGERS

>>27060686
>Ebonics
Look at this white boy lmao

>>27060657
>doordash
>not stock
lol what a disgusting company

POWER HOUR
ONE LAST REP

>>27060724
FREN PRIDE WORLDWIDE!

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/29/gamestop-short-sellers-are-still-not-surrendering-despite-nearly-20-billion-in-losses-this-year.html

Hedges are so fucked, HODL

>>27060369
FUCKING BASED

GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT

>>27060581
This is when you buy more, retard.

>>27060657
Soulless, the kike chutzpah is intoxicating and makes them impulsive and retarded

>closed at 197 yesterday after their attacks
Literally anything above 200 is a huge fucking win
We can see the volume being traded.
We can see the attacks.
We can see the stars.
Do not be demoralized.
They tried again and failed.
>36,000 or bust

Pasta Post
>DIAMOND FUCKING HANDS!!!

Disclaimer:
>this is performance art
>I identity as a Bundle of Sticks
>this is my opinion, it is not financial advice

Pro Tip:
>if you own GME shares, set a sell limit order at a high price (like $5,000+)
>this prevents your broker from being able to loan your shares out to shorters and they are forced to keep those shares in reserve
>also brokers sell limit order data to hedge funds and HFT, they will shit themselves knowing the sell wall is at 5,000+

Beware of the Melvin Shills:
>We only buy GME, nothing else
>We buy every dip. At this rate, the price doubles every day. They can't shake us!
>We only hold GME, we never sell. Diamond hands!
>if we do decide to sell, we need at least a million buckaroos
>their infinite losses are our infinite gains!!!

Reminder:
>Performance Art from a Bundle of Sticks
>We buy this stock because we love video games and GME is a great company
>Gamestop should be bigger than Apple and Amazon combined! We love this stock!!!

>>27060369
HOLY SHIT

>>27060369
i love you

>>27059509
INSTAGRAM,FACEBOOK, TWITTER, REDDIT

IS BUYING JT ON FEBRUARY 1st

JT STOCK on FEBRUARY 1st

we ALL unite on FEBRUARY 1st

We all buy JT STOCK on FEBRUARY 1st

SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AND BUY JT STOCK ON FEBRUARY 1st

>>27059835
wtf? is this real?

>>27060581
If you didn't sell then you will make it.
If you sold and are using Robinhood on top of it then you're a retard and won't make it.

>>27059599
PUMP IT TO THE MOON

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

>>27060773

We going to the fucking MOON GET YOUR O2 tanks!!!

>>27060731
260

>>27059875
proof women are dumb

I'm going to sleep bros this is too much right now. BUT I KNOW WE WILL ALL MAKE IT. love you all goodnight

>>27060657
FUCKING FAT CATS!

Why am I only allowed to buy one share total of GME?

>>27060773
2 shares at 300 here
I feel like the fucking wolf of wall street
We're gonna make it

>>27059824
>leyouhavenoclueposting
Begone, shill.

>>27060636

Don't look at the graphs, go distract yourself. You just need to hold out until close.

>>27060369
BASED AS FUCK

>>27060369
mein fuhrer

>>27060369
BASED

>>27060731
I got one at $200

Official Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog

>>27060339
It doesn't matter whether you bought at 250 or 330. This is going so high next week that the difference won't matter at all

>>27060657
imagine being a wagie for this company

For the Fidelity users, now that I have some shares, is there anything i need to do to keep them from being bought from me?

POWER FUCKING HOUR BOYS

>>27060938
fuck off

POWER HOUR WE CAN EXPECT NO MORE DROPS LETS FUCKING GO PUMP IT BAYBE

fuck you melvin, enjoy drowning like a rat

12 years in the making you cunts!

>>27060773
I ONLY HAVE TWO SHARES BRO.

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

>>27060748
Holy fuck this is great!

>>27060870
>they would rather crash the entire US economy than let the goyim win a single time

ONE MORE HOUR ONE MORE HOUR ONE MORE HOUR FUCKING HOLD HEDGIES ARE ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>27060471
Don't anon. Use this money to attract a real wife

>>27060999
checked

>>27060821
>pumped up bimbo
You could certainly do worse

>>27060369

>>27060854
Just how black are you? Midnight, oil spill, or are you blacker than an oil spill at midnight?

"LIQUIDATE YOUR ASSETS" -RIKI 2021

>>27060414
I love how they've exposed their tactics on the world stage

YOU CAN TAKE THAT LITTLE LATER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS MELVIN. JACOB WENT TO HEAVEN MELVIN GOES TO HELL

SEND GME YOUR ENERGY BROTHERS

THEY ARE SEETHING
https://twitter.com/SecureProfit/status/1354587467702263808

>>27060938
ncie try melvin

>>27060369
HOLY BASEDOLA

>>27060657
>if you stay quiet we'll let a stinky pajeet bring you food one time goy, just let us keep rigging your market!

>>27060953
I haven't sold but I'm hoping to sell when it spikes to 400. I am way too pussified for this game

>>27060581
Me as well brother but you gotta have FAITH

LAST HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

post victory themes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxt4lx859zY

>>27060369
I kneel

>>27060339
I bought at $440

>>27060369
KING

>>27060369
The definition of dangerously based.

>>27060369
140% based king

>>27059850
based af

When does it go to the moon?

>>27060369
old prices, you're trying to pump and sell off on the bag holders /biz/

run you morons, you're being played

How fucking hard are the jews about to swing?

>>27060863
>stock in a trading platform that only allows you to trade what they want
Better off with the dinner.

>>27060773
>1 share
>bought in at 300
WHO ELSE HERE /FISCALLY RETARDED/

>>27060369
Super based

>>27060339
Also bought at 344. Only one share so I don't really give a shit

>>27060449
>>27060464
>>27060468
>>27060493
>>27060531
>>27060562
>>27060673
>>27060698
>>27060699
>>27060747
>>27060786
>>27060791
>>27060872
>>27060898
>>27060919
>>27060994
>>27060998
>>27060999
>>27061120

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS. $500 MONDAY

>>27061080
>I ONLY HAVE TWO SHARES BRO.
Me too fren

/biz/ noob here, is there a practical difference between buying whole stocks and investing partially?

>>27061094
They're not smart, only very rich and arrogant. They are a threat to the entire world.

>>27060773
No worries, you'll be even poorer now.

>>27060369
BASED

ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL THE DAM BREAKS

>>27061144
KAKAROT
YOU ARE THE BEST
HAVE MY ENERGY


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27059509
Let it reach the heavens

LOCAL RETARD IS FUCKING INVINCIBLE

It's been one lame day of trade stops and low volume price drops. Is that shit even legal?

>>27060339
16@340.99

How much longer?

>>27059509
Still sold short as it was when this whole thing started >100%.
Meaning they have to buy all or 100% of the stocks, your stocks that you hold right now, THEY HAVE TO BUY IT JUST FUCKING HOLD!

>>27059875
This is true. I did a survey earlier today on the femboard of 4chan
>>>/Cgl/10545525

Look at their fucking replied. Look at how absolutely stupid hear dumb bitches are. Then they have the nerve to complain about wealth inequality. Lmfao.

https://twitter.com/S3Partners/status/1355239833128628225

>>27061193
Sorry about that, you'll be a millionaire instead of a billionaire then.

>>27060369
The most based man alive

>>27060369
Truly legendarily based.

>>27060581
You only lose money when you sell.
Forget and hold. Hell if you bought today you may as well just walk away from the PC and waut till monday.

What time will puts expire?

How do we know they aren't already covered?

Bros is it worth buying in now?

>>27060159
On it!

>>27060657
>work for robinhood
>have to keep the entire place from burning down and work overtime
>have no time to make food so you have to order pizzas just to munch on while going through tickets
>management gives you an extra $40 in door dash credit

shit must be a joke i'd be pissed

>>27061402
yes

>>27060369
BASED HEDGIE KILLER
DOING YOUR PART AND SO MUCH MORE
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

My gf says she hopes all you basement dwelling masturbators fucking HODL your shit and get to buy your own homes and stop jerking in your mum's basement and get a hot gf and good for you

Robonhood liquidated my 320c 1/29 an hour ago.
Took my 800 bucks and went to buy as much stock as I could only to find out RH is limiting buys to 1 (one) share per customer

>3:00
The shills are out in force boys. Check catalogue

>>27060759
They dont know any other tricks.

>>27061144
CHECKING, GOKU. \O/

>Back to $300
That all you've got, hedgies?

>>27061193
You should have bought one of the dips. You'll make a lot of money, but you could have made double that amount.

>>27061080
>>27061272
Me three frens

I'm down 9% i'm fucking selling this shit, is what i thought. Instead i'm holding and buying this dip for next week

>>27060292
hahaha

>>27060748
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Anyone put money into KOSS? Shit's back to where it started today.

Almost caved. Jerked off instead. Don’t fold, keep holding.

>>27060164
Is Elon really on the wsb server

>>27061272
same. it makes me feel not as bad about probably losing all of it. still not selling.

>>27061247
Based on what?

>>27061279
no

>>27061437
based

>>27061337
Probably not but Jews never punish their own

>>27061080
FIVE REPORTING IN

>>27060369
A GOD AMONGST MEN

Deposited more money to buy the incoming dip. HOLD BOYS.

UK anons, where and how much do I need to open an account asap?

NEW THREAD

>>27061517
>>27061517
>>27061517

>>27059509
>1 share at $88
>9 shares at $300
>3 shares at $320
I don't know where I am. I don't know what I'm doing. All I know is that I must HODL

the kikes lost 8 billion dollars shorting today. just keep going

>>27061337
Far from legal. But you know how the saying goes...
>rules for thee but not for me

If you're worried about holding past $1000, then set a limit to sell enough shares at 1000 just to cover back your loses. Then, set small batches for the remaining shares for higher and higher amounts like 2000, 3000, etc. You be able to get your money while still aiding in squeezing Melvin's balls with your fellow autists

>>27060369
I hope you make them dance like little monkeys, godspeed anon

>>27061402
i bought 1 at 290 so probably yea

>>27061362
retard here. what does this mean?

These fucking pieces of shit won't allow you to buy $GME if you have 1 share or more. They don't want you to have more than 1 share of this. Those kike scum. I'm glad I already have 4 shares.

>>27060369

>>27060748
nice

I bought 1 share at 320$
It’s gonna be ok, right? Will I ever break even?
>>27060821
Omg I just tapped to her VR video yesterday
I won’t be able to fap to her anymore knowing you got to her

Is it going to crater EOD or did we already see the dip?

>>27061185
https://youtu.be/5Wnyc6gyYfc?t=54

REPOST:
I can only get in monday due to reasons. Is it still possible to buy GME monday to dunk on gedgies and make shittons of cash?

[Verse 1]
Paranoia is in bloom
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(So come on)

[Verse 2]
Another promise, another scene
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on)

[Chorus]
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

[Verse 2]
Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(So come on)

[Verse 2]
Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(So come on)

[Chorus]
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

[Post-Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

[Outro]
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Bought at $280 and sell limit at $5000. Acceptable bros??

>>27060369
It's disgusting how categorically based this is

>>27061193
stupidly bought in at $362, but didn't spend money I couldn't afford to lose, so I will neither be a millionaire nor lose everything. happy to be a part of this ride either way

>>27061243
BUY HIGH, SELL HIGHER
THAT'S OUR MOTTO

>>27061080
I only have 1.91 bro
Lets go

>>27061362
That sound illegal, knowing what went down yesterday.

>>27061152

Don't be that guy man

>>27059875
GOOD.

>>27060223
DIAMOND BALLS

>>27061580
schwab lets me buy all day err day

>>27061522
GOT 22 SHARES TO MAKE UP FOR YOU BOTH
BUT NO WORRIES
WILL BUY 10 MORE WHEN IT DIPS AGAIN

ASSMEN RISE UP

CMON YOU KIKES, LADDER IT TO $200 SO MY LIMIT TRIGGERS

>>27060748
BASED AS FUCK

>>27061359
Phone capitalized it.
>>>/cgl/10545525

>>27061362
Yes, we know that someone dumped for melvin while no one could buy. Literally 0 news.

>>27061351
7 at 355
Feeling the autism rising with every dip

REMINDER THAT THEY WILL TRY TO DROP THE PRICE BY SHORT LADDERING, DO NOT WORRY

DONT FORGET YESTERDAY IT CLOSED AT 190 AND OPENED AT 420

>>27060292
what the fuck is wrong with you hahaha

>>27059509
HOLD THE LINE

>>27061080
>>27061272
This either gay and psyOp or possibly the single greatest use of mass modern communication

I hope it's the latter. Fuck em. Moonwalk time

>>27061617
BASED MUSE BRO

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON (chawp!)

i really hope this actually skyrockets
id buy my mom something nice with the profits if she were alive

>>27061442
it's literally a meme.
>What's that johnny based, you wanna buy five shares?
>Here's the two shares you wanted, johnny.
>sorry, you can only have one share.
>we sold all your shares johnny.

JUST BOUGHT TWO MORE SHARES. I GOT 4 SHARES NOW. GRAPHENE HANDS!!@@@!@@@

>>27061362
>Retail investors spike price up to fuck hedgfies
>hedgies and moshe call robinhood and otehr brokers and tell them to stop the goyim from buying
>goyim stop buying and panic sell until it hits 190
>hedgies close out all their positions

>>27060581
Paper hands make no money

diamond hands will make you gorillions

>>27060506
This is the dream

>>27060369
FUCKING BASED AS YOU CAN GET

What are the chances of it getting to 200?

>>27061478
Based, I want to spill my speed into this little four-eyes

>>27061437
Won't they just buy her from you?

What apps allow buying GME that I can join quickly? I tried Ameritrade but I need to send them physical mail apparently.

>>27061580
Use Fidelity

>>27060369
You're insane and I love you. Will you fuck my girlfriend?

>>27061571
IT MEANS HOOOOOOOODL

>>27060748
love it, listened to the whole thing

PSA FOR BONGS

revolut is the best option

>>27061595
If you're worried about breaking even on this you're ngmi. the squeeze is coming retard, hold strong

WE AR BREAKING THE WALLLLLLL
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

WE ARE MAKING IT GGODAMNIT

>>27060506
oh yes

>>27061216
my hands are fucking diamond and I will hold the line.

Unlike some people I never forgot what it was like to be poor. I can literally just dodge the tax man and the creditors and go live inna woods if I have to.

This is gunna be in the history books, maybe even bigger than corona, and I refuse to let it pass me by.

IM NOT FUCKING SELLING TILL WE GET TO THE MOON

>>27061856
>all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA you are FUCKED kike. They didn't "close" their positions. THEY SHORTED AT 20 DOLLARS!!!!!! IT LITERALLY SAYS THE YSHORTED AGAIN TO TRY AND BUY TIME
even if they closed out 75% of the positions they had, that leaves more float that needs to be covered than there was during the VW squeeze

>>27060748
BASED

>>27059876
How can we see a big sell off on Monday unless the reddit crowd holds for the weekend?

>>27061833
AND I KNOW SOON COME MY TIME
FOR IN MINE VOID A PALE HORSE BURNS
BUT I FEAR NOT THE TIME I'VE TAKEN
PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN
WAGE WAR LIKE NO TOMORROW
'CAUSE NO HELL, THERE WON'T BE ONE
FOR ALL WHO DENY THE STRUGGLE
THE TRIUMPHANT OVERCOME

WHAT FUCKING COLOR LAMBO ARE YOU GUYS GETTING?

>>27061936
supposedly the hedgies are trying to ladder it down to 115 today so chances are not bad

>>27059875
This is the closest to war most modern men will get to nowadays since this is where it matters now, not out there, it also shows that once again most women don't get it and will just ride the wave of whatever the outcome, they adapt to the environment and let it take over. They don't have that specific Fire that men have.

300 again?
((((THEY)))) ARE CHARGING THEIR LASERS FOR THE SHORT LADDER ATTACK

>>27061856
Except they were at 148% shorted and they were only able to offset by ~16%
They are still at 120+% shorted stock

This is my favourite stock of 2021

>>27061856
Everything over $48 bankrupts Melvin, everything over $115 bankrupts multiple hedge funds and citadel. Everything over $300 bankrupts grandfather bank.

>>27062211
checked

but this wont ever see 400 again

>>27062059
STAY STRONG TO THE FINISH LINE 50 MORE MINUTES

>>27062014
Try Fidelity maybe.

WHEN DO I BUY
>WHEN DO I BUY
WHEN DO I BUY
>WHEN DO I BUY
WHEN DO I BUY
>WHEN DO I BUY
WHEN DO I BUY
>WHEN DO I BUY

>>27061615
Maybe? I somehow doubt it but if the squeeze hasn't happened by then there's still time

>>27062014
fidelity

ALRIGHT.

SCHWAB VS FIDELTY. WHICH ONE IS BETTER?

>>27062014
Fidelity got me in within a few minutes. You just need to answer questions to prove your identity.

>>27062193

IM GONNA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

>>27062241
gween

>>27062241
FUCK LAMBOS

im reinvesting

>>27062353
it will be sitting at 4 figures for the next month, bleeding hedgies dry. It will fall back down to 400 in May :^)

>>27062353
source, retard

https://youtu.be/DUZ7-C0wPF4

>>27059876
disagree, if it survives today id imagine more people flooding in for the "squeeze". people are afraid that this will be strangled in the crib. if it lasts the week its more credible.

>>27062391
TOOO LATE FAGGOT BUY NOW THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER DIP


BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

Cashapp is not limiting right? Doesn't every fucking zoomer have a cashapp account?

>>27062244
50 minutes before close is not enough time for that

>>27062391
now or just before the close

>>27061094
This alone should be a wake up call to everyone on the fence.

>>27061734
WILL IT RE-OPEN MONDAY WITH SUCH A DEMAND?

>>27062391


BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYYOUFUCKINGIDIOTBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>>27062495
he is a disinfo jew, its gonna hit 500 before market closes today, 700 after hours

BUY NAKD AND DOGE! NEXT GME!

>>27062495
>>27062481
short squeeze already happened, you're buying and hanging on cope

or as i like to say

cope