/biz/ - Business & Finance

BUY THE DIP! IT'S REALLY GOOD ON CHIPS

>oi goyim only we're allowed to make money on the market

>>27058373
Buy the dip.

>>27058373
Oh it's a Biden to, not surprising they're sucking the hedge funds cock. Pretend to be "for the people," then fuck over normal people the second a jew flashes you a couple pennies.

>>27058373
Best dip ever>>27058617
Buy the dip and hold

>>27058373
She's Jewish

>>27058617
based

>>27058373
>Krassenstein
Hmmmm

>>27058373
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((KRASSENSTEIN)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


THESE FUCKING JEWS NEVER STOP

>>27058373
>always do the opposite of what jews want
>profit

>opinions are a felony
someone tell this cunt to fuck herself

>stein
I mean come on, EVERY time?

>>27058373
>Krassenstein

I was talking about BTC you jew cunt

TDS made this kike go absolutely insane. Absolutely nothing containing rational thought ever comes out of "her" mouth.

MOON MOON MOON
PARABOLIC

If someone trusts what I say then they're the ones committing the crime.

>>27058373
Is it illegal if I just meme around and have no money in the stock market at all

>>27058373
>kikenstein shill activated again after HE made a big deal about leaving twitter
It's scared

>>27058373

But I fuckken LOVE dip. It's damned tasty. Goes great with TENDIES

>>27058373
Buy this dip yid bitch

>>27058874
Captain Obvious has entered the discussion...

>>27058373
I get that she’s a troll provocateur, but there are boomers who actually believe this. You aren’t legally liable unless you get paid for your advice

>>27058373
Prision is fun, you get to eat and sleep and fap. Sign me up

>>27058617
buy the dip! dip the chip!

>>27058373
Fuck, should have picked a better name than anonymous

>>27058373
fuck this cunt

I hope this fucking cunt jewess gets hit by a fucking Fung Wa bus

>>27058373
she sounds kind of retarded

>>27058373
I'm jewish by the way, I don't if that matters or not.

>>27058373
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>>27058949
>do exactly what Reddit tells you to do
>commit financial suicide
>doubles down by putting money on shit coins

What stocks can I buy to invest in private prisons?

>>27059246
she is

shes a cheetoboy reply >>>girl

>>27058373
>stein

>>27058373

>>27058373

>>27059246
>subjecting themselves to millions of dollars in legal fees
lol

>>27059246
>she

>>27058373
you literally need a license just to tell people what you think they should do with their money? lol

>>27058373

>>27058373
ITS THE KIKE TWIRLING IN PAIN. I BET ALL HER COUSINS WORK AT HEDGE FUNDS.

NOT SELLING

>>27058373
>drunpf out
>immediately pivot to shutting down any form of financial independence
these transsexual attack dogs are absolutely out of control
who the fuck trained them

>>27058373
WARNING: If you are wearing a mask in your profile picture you're probably a fucking retard and nothing you say counts for anything ever.

>>27058373
this is just the beginning

on Monday the market will explode niggers

hold your gme amc nok nakd also invest in biotech companies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

THE HAPPENING HAS NOT EVEN BEGUN

PUMP IT

>>27058373
What's this? (((someone))) who is NOT A LEGAL ADVISOR is giving me legal advice?

>>27059342
#TYRONE seems to be one of the few good options for you.

>>27058373
Oh so only blue checks that vote for blue party get to have opinions now? It's a felony to say what I think? What if I'm in the blue and white cult?

>>27058373
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>>27059246

Extremely. Gamestop literally CANNOT pump out new shares until march. Welcome to the top. If you can't hack it gtfo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPI7ZeOGckQ

>>27058373
>If you’re poor, get into the stock market
>ok
>WAIT NO

>>27058373
1. Ride GME to the moon.
2. Put the Krassenstein family in concentration camps.

>literally whoberg gives false and misleading legal advice on Twitter

>>27058373
Buy the hummus!

>>27058373
show your nose

>>27058373
>woman
>jewish name
>biden mask
>this tweet
couldn't be more hateable if she tried

>>27058373
>biden mask
Haha

>>27058373
>Stein
EVERY FUCKING. TIME.

>>27058373
i never bought or sell anything
im just shitposting
get fucked

>>27058373
My hatred of kikes grows every day.

>>27059469
OIII VEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Anyone have the npc jpg of her?

>>27058373
Fuck you faggot.

>>27058373
buy the whip

>>27058373
Shekelstein back at work

>>27058373
>"speaking in public is a felony for the goyim"
these rat faced bastards deserve the rope so fucking much

>>27058373
>stein
Get fucked jew

You and your brother are banned from twitter and yet you use your wife's account to tweet.

>>27058373

>(((stein)))

Of course it is.

>>27058373
(((Krassenstein))) every.single.time

>>27058373
>Trump is gone
>Krassenstein beings shilling for Jewish hedgefunds and market manipulation

What a surprise.

>>27059495
WHY DOES IT TAKE THREE FUCKING DAYS IM GONNA MISS THE PUMP

>>27058797
Also (((Krassenstein))). Didn't even need the Biden facemask desu lmao

>>27059246
Is she licensed? she's giving out financial advice

>>27058373
Burger females are gross

>>27058373
>Krassenstein
every time man

>>27059246
It's the faggoty brothers for sure. They both are shitheads, dumb as fuck, and clearly had some BTC "issues" more than a few times. Try to dig up their AMA on leddit. It's hilarious how fucking stupid they are. Grifters through and through.

>>27058373
Who tf has twitter

BUY
THE
DIP
also all SEC employees deserve to be killed by God striking them down with lightning

>>27059905

I concede the burger but a female? WATCH IT, CHRISSY.

Is this the guy who got caught using a burner account on Twitter to push cuck and BBC fetish as a (((fellow white woman)))?

I have told over 10,000 people in person to buy RBC for moon mission, I will be in prison soon but I will be billionaire good sirs

>>27058373
they're really pushing for 110, aren't they

>>27059892
its not even advice, it's like nonsense words strung in a sentence that doesn't make sense

Me thinky she lose money in short sqeeze

>>27059886
the market is closed for the weekend
all the newbies hedge funds and investors will think over the weekend - what do?
do i miss out on the happening?
do i miss out on making money from thin air?

the big players are still waiting

never stop holding

>>27058617
top dip

>(((Krassenstein)))

>Not breaking every law you can at each opportunity you get
Weak desu

>>27058373
Fucking cowards will believe. This is intimidation tactics. These filth have no trouble lying. No fear!

Why, your honor, my client was only referring to heluva good chip dip

Please lock up this disabled combat veteran officer I would love to be famous for fighting hedge funds in this manner. I have nothing to lose.

>>27058373
lol shitty legal takes on twitter is like sand at the beach.

>>27058874
>she

>>27058373
I used to think this cunt was real, but now I realize it's just some nazi larping to make Jews look even worse than they already are.
Well done sir!

>>27060378
based

>>27058373
CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Come at me.

>>27058373
>>27059469
Gradually, I began to hate them...again.

>>27058617
wait wtf i'm holding all these tostios bags irl WTF ARE YOU GUYS BUYING?!?!

This thread is glowing. All you retards taking the b8 are feeding the media the narrative they didn't have to look too hard to find
>/biz/ is a bunch of racist Nazis

OY VEY!

>>27058373
>you need a loicense for that opinion
Is this why 109?

>>27061232
/biz/ is part of 4chan, they already think that ALL of us are Nazis. That's why they only mention Wall Street Bets, or at best refer to "internet chat rooms".

>>27061232
Good sir buy RBC

>>27058373
>biden mask
>crazy cat lady eyes
every time
fuck hedgies
not selling

>>27058373
oh sorry i meant "by the deep", english is not my first language haha

>>27058373
Liberals are all fucking no fun cat ladies. It's like I got out of school and half the fucking country is a bunch of public school teachers. FUCK KIKES AND FUCK DEMOCRATS

>>27061232

Fine by me.

>>27058373
what the fuck is wrong with this kike? why is she literally always evil on every single issue?

>>27059892
also legal advice, double whammy

>>27061884
you answered the question 8 words in

>>27058373
STOP POSTING TWITTER SCREENCAPS YOU FUCKING SHIT

>>27058617
are you a licensed grocery advisor?

>>27058373
Is she related to the krassenstein brothers? I vaguely recall those two dweebs

>>27058373
BUY HIGH SELL LOW
THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE
DICK ME DOWN SEC DADDY

>>27061232
>muh optics

Look at what happened to the right caring this dumb bullshit. The media already made up thier minds.

>>27062262
I advise heating it up in the microwave. Warm dip > cold dip

>>27062289
It is the krassenstein brothers. They were banned from twitter so they use that account. http://youtube.com/watch?v=5mEuPGr6lmY

>>27058373
(((Stein)))

>>27058373
Is she telling me NOT to buy the dip? Is she a financial advisor?

>>27059246
>She

It's her cuck husband who sat on twitter all day making TDS tweets until he got banned for making death threats and then immediately started posting the same idiotic shit from her account.

>>27058874
Try to find non-jew fudders.

>>27058874
not only that her husband and his brother were convicted of running a ponzi scheme

>>27060170

still 45 min friend

this is one of the trump twitter comment section spammers
this kike is a professional internet shill

>>27058373
She looks like a dude in her profile pic

>>27058692
>yes, mrs. krassenstein
>wearing mask in prof pic
>you're absolutely right, mrs. krassenstein

>>27058373
>words are a crime
lol buy the dip

Buy the dip (in minecraft)

>>27059138
Some people need it spelled out for them and still won’t believe

>>27059342
Geo has ridiculous dividends, like 13%

>>27059432
(((Who))) do you think handles legal affairs for this kind of stuff?

>>27058373
So is it a certified law advisor then??? why is that thing giving advises to everything if it's not a lawyer?

>>27058373
(((Might)))

Why the fuck do they always give themselves an out. Little rat fucks.

see this fuckin bitch all the time on his twitter fuckin cunt doesnt know what the fuck shes talking about and thinks she knows everything about everything probably a fuckin tranny

>>27058373
JEWLMAO
she/his has all the wrong takes

I bought 1500 doge at .07 and 6 amc at 14


Am I a retard

>>27059112
All opinions are illegal ESPECIALLY if you're not rich

GOOD
Now i got even with the jews.But they'll take the fall with me

>>27058373
Don't care. Never selling.

I will hold if it moons to $100,000 a share
I will hold if it drops to $0.10 a share
This isn't about making or losing money, it's about making jews suffer for stealing my foreskin. Fuck you jews.

>>27059445
>>27062709
She may be jewish but you can't prove I'm trans

>>27064388
It's a couple of brothers who autisticlly replied to every single one of trump' tweets until they got banned for making a death threat. Now they post from one of the wife's account.

>>27058373
Buy the dip. It will make you rich and it's good for your health.
*This is unlicensed financial and medical advice. Just do it.

>>27058958
It's not an opinion you fucking retard. There's a difference between "kill yourself" and "I think you should kill yourself but up to you!"

>>27058373
>Krassenstein
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME

so many redditors are about to go to prison. You all should be happy

>>27058373

Suck my dick nigger lol

>>27058373
This is why we used to have pogroms

>>27065859
What's the difference?

>>27059101
kek

>>27058892
IT'S ANUDDA SHOAH

>>27059655
Lmao

>>27058373
I can't tell if this account is satire or actually sincere. Every single tweet reads like somebody trying to tell a joke but there's no punchline.

>>27066153
ones telling someone to do something, one is giving someone the option to do something but it's open ended

are you braindead?

>>27059246
>shill that responded instantly to every single trump tweet for 4 years is suddenly a stock market expert

>>27058373
and when I'm using hedge fund tactics while not working for a hedge fund I am a white supremacist.
Fuck the normies

>>27058373
I think I will buy the dip 3pm
I love games playing one now 330pm
Hmm wat for dinner? 5pm
Wow my stock look good 7pm
im buying this dip again. Its getting more exp each time wtf does it mean? 10am

And so on and so forth. Not illegal to blog your life.

>>27058797
"No one's standard of living will change, nothing will fundamentally change." - Joe Biden

>>27058373
>mrs. steinsteinstein

>>27058373
THE MORE YOU NOTICE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>27066361

LMAO you are legitimately fucking stupid. Post more stupid shit, retard.

>>27058373
BUY THE DIP

>>27059495
based danzel poster

>>27058373
I WONder how much Rabbi Shlomo is paying (((it))).

>>27067543
kek

The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Jew had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.

Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them.

>>27058373
Buy the dip.
I am not a financial advisor invest at your own risk.
There is fixed it you kike.

>>27058373
WHEN BLACKOUT. I HEARD BLACKOUT SOON TO RESET POSITIONS. THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY IT SHORT AND JUST GO RIGHT TO THE SERVERS

>>27058373
(((Krassenstein)))

>>27058892
WSB tourist here, this jew thing is starting to make sense

>>27066361
Telling someone to kill themself is not illegal.
The onus is on the person whether or not to do said action.

You are a moron.

come to think of it in 4 years of /biz/ i don't think i've once said "buy the dip"
much more fun to post pink wojaks and tell newfags it's going to go down to 0, they should sell now if they don't want to lose everything

>>27065859
>>27066361
kill yourself.

>>27058373
>buy the dip
>feed the sneed

>>27061771
>Liberals are all fucking no fun cat ladies. It's like I got out of school and half the fucking country is a bunch of public school teachers
Fucking this, what is wrong with these people

>>27062262

Oi!!! Have you renewed your online posting loicense??

>>27058617
I like to buy that dip but when I get it I only ever hold on to it. I just can’t seem to get rid of it once I have it, yet I always buy more... any other anons have this problem? The people on the news say it’ll go bad but for some reason mine still looks fine...

IT'S TIME TO DIP THE CHIP ALRIGHT

>>27058373
oh shit, you can tell this mess is getting to her. she is on the wrong side
BUY THE DIP FUCK THIS BITCH
>BUY THE DIP FUCK THIS BITCH
BUY THE DIP FUCK THIS BITCH
>BUY THE DIP FUCK THIS BITCH
BUY THE DIP FUCK THIS BITCH
>BUY THE DIP FUCK THIS BITCH
BUY THE DIP FUCK THIS BITCH
>BUY THE DIP FUCK THIS BITCH

>>27059296
Then why are you worried?

>>27059005
Yes. Every time.

>>27058617
HOLD YOUR CHIPS TIGHTLY, AND FEAST ON THE BEAN DIP

>this is not culinary advice

>>27059469
The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Jew had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.

Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck.

I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying.

Gradually I began to hate them.

>>27061232
>Oh no. The media is going to lie about us.
Big shock there. They have no idea what this place is. Blow your concern out your ass.

>>27058373
I have never said that, and if I did, I'd always post a picture of Dippin Dots.

and i'm supposed to care what some biden voter has to say on twitter?

NO, FUCK YOU, I'M HOLDING TILL I'M CREMATED

>>27058373
OI DO YE HAVE LOICENSE FOR THAT SPEECH

>>27058373
Why is it always jews fighting against the regular people?

>>27058617
OH YEAH

>>27058373
ahahahahaha that cunt is a anti trump shill but anons already know who that cunt is.

Buy the dip faggot.

>>27065859
kys

>>27073837
>bitcoin
who could be behind this post

>>27058373
that is also 98% probability not male, its a shame because i'd fuck her senseless other wise just to correct the record.

>>27058617
I prefer salsa dip myself

>>27058373
OY VEY GOY DON'T YOU KNOW ONLY WE ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE MONEY? YOU WORTHLESS CATTLE GOYIM, YOU NEED TO STOP STEALING OUR MONEY

>>27058373
I demand you to commit your funds to the purchase of shares in the entity known as GameStop Corp in the downturns of said shares value.
Everything in this comment is completely serious. I am the god of investing. I am beyond the mortal realm.

>>27058874
>she

>>27058617
>>27067543
I thought it was about chewing tobacco?

>>27058617
Yes sir. Buying.

Fuck that kike cunt

>>27058617
Your honor...

>>27058373
I thought this bitch was quitting Twitter since Trump was elected??
She's back??

>>27075789
Very cool. Ill buy if you give me $50.

WARNING: if you're a goy and not a based jew chad chosen one you are subject to going to prison because reasons
KEKEKEKEKEK
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Shut up jew.

>>27058373
For every hedgie that commits suicide there is a hundred guys makin' it and the total happiness in the world increases.

>>27068534

>>27058373
Jokes on her, someone can easily "hack" my computer, and anyone could've said anything that I'm saying at any time.

>>27058373
SHUT THE FUCK UP JEW PAY DEBTS

>>27058373
By telling people to buy the dip on the unregulated crypto market? Are you fucking retarded?

>>27058373
forgive me lord but i want to smack this dumb bitch back to the Hadrian era

>>27058373
>((((((Krassenstein)))))
What's the Early Life section say? Pull that up Jamie

>>27058373
(((((((KRASSENSTEIN)))))))

>>27058373
SHOAH

I get that the jew thing is funny, I larp as a nazi constantly online. Let's not forget this isn't a religious thing, it's a class thing.

>>27058617
WE LIKE THE STOCK (FLAVOUR yeah it's a reach)

What law are they violating?

>>27058373
why are leftists like this? she has replied to nearly every one of Trump's tweets

>>27059158
>fap
Fapping in jail is gross. You have cellies

>>27068534
No shit retard, you just haven't been paying attention. You should have been spending time here instead of on reddit and you'd have seen it sooner.

She might be commiting a jewery.

>>27058892
my fucking sides

I will wear red to that assholes funeral. I may even protest it like the WBBC protests soldiers’ funerals.

>>27059469
Maybe this is why jews were kicked out of 109 countries. Hmmm.

>>27058373
TIME TO BUY STOCK IN PRISONS

Buy Minecraft

>>27058373
>Pepper your angus anons. You’re all going to prison.
We can afford to bail each other out.

>>27058373
> Krassenstein

>>27065859
Kill yourself and do it with anything but a firearm because I don’t want your faggot ass adding to “gun deaths per year.

>>27058373

who's the bitch with the crazy eyes?

>>27068547
That girl that did time because she told her boyfriend to kill himself because he was a whiny bitch begs to differ.

>>27059257
>kike

>>27058373
>>27058617
>>27058874
Fuck kikes!

>>27080071
I estimate at least 75% of the population to be worthless, including myself. We lose the jews and what? never ending explorations of neurosis and how to make money? I think we’ll find a way to survive. Jews vote and advocate for a bloc regardless of class, and guess what they vote and advocate for?

>>27069380
came here to laugh at you

>>27086129
>never ending explorations of neurosis and how to make money?
Sounds like life regardless

>>27058373
buy the dip, this is financial advice, fuck the feds, prison builds character

>>27058373
WARNING: If you get your financial advice from anonymous or semi-anonymous message board users without doing your own research first, you deserve everything that happens to you.
Fuck this nanny state nonsense.

>>27058373
>biden mask
>thinks they know fucking anything
shut the fuck up

>>27058373
KILL YOURSELF STUPID KIKE

>>27058617

That person is actually FOR the squeeze.

>>27058373
buy the dip.. in minecraft

the US becoming 110 would be the century defining happening
wishful thinking and all, still gives me a boner