/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27045025
based truthposter

>>27045025
BASED

>>27045025
It was already too late when it was headline news.

Well played to everyone who bought in long before then though.

>>27045025
>>27045118
>>27045184
>dumb or
Israel has no right to exist

dumb retard
yesterday was a test to stall us and it worked
so now we wait til Monday for big gainzzz

Dumb newfags. They'll all disappear once this shit crashes in a couple hours

>>27045025
so are these faggots gonna go back once this is over? Or will we see pink wojacks for weeks to come?

>>27045025
>a thread died for this

buying that sweet dip

>>27045025
>>27045025
>>27045025
>we're sticking it to wall street guys!
>omg AOC tweeted about us!

>>27045025
the amount of speculative cringe wsb has created will be their undoing, good for them, fuck reddit

>>27045025
$1000 today was FUD
Melvin Capital's shorts expire today, when they cover it'll skyrocket the prices next trading day, in this case monday.

HOLD THE LINE BRO XD

>>27045716
>>27045716
>>27045716
>we're not the ones illegally trying to manipulate the market, they are!
>HOLD THE LINE!

these faggots just don't know when to take profit, it's going to be hilarious seeing how many people are left holding bags

>side by side with reddit

>>27046132
>Rules for thee but not for me
Fuck the kikes

>>27045025
>tfw bought at $395

>>27045025
HEDGIE ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK HEDGIE

>>27045025
dow jones is in free fall. Why the fuck would this keep rising? On what fucking basis? Because you hate the jews?

Smarter people know what's coming up after this induced bubble.
Have the most precious fun using your diamond hands to dig up shit in mines once poverty hits you hard.

Buy the dip retards

>>27046132
>buying a stock is manipulating the market

>>27045833
And you think this site won't also be closed down permanently after this? It's comming to us as well.

>>27046694
every headgie is doing just fine. Enjoy your bags.

Lol people all saying "wait until markets close, thats when hedgies try to repurchase all their owed stock" like nigga wtf you think happened yesterday morning lmao

>>27046997
if this site could survive 1/6 it'll survive this

>>27045025
Based. You're going to make it.

>>27045025
Kek

fuck off juden

>>27046889
It’s delicious

>>27046736
*pisses on you*

>>27047267
>>27046948
>>27046889
>>27046694
>>27046432
you realize all the rich fucks who artificially started pumping this stock weeks ago are all selling and leaving the redditors in the dust

>>27047639
if i'm wrong and GME hits $1000 i will actually leave this site forever

>Hedgies trying to FUD by spamming flavor of the month meme that was relevant half a year ago.
Pathetic.

>>27048015
I don't have any GME but come on, claiming this is fraud is fud to make people sell

>>27045025
Literally don't care if it goes to 0. This is a message more than anything.

>>27045025
wait for power hour

>>27045025
it going that high genuinely relies on everybody being NPCs

>>27048459
I'd post a suoyjak but I don't want to download that shit

>>27045025
>THE OPTIONS EXPIRE ON MONDAY
>OKAY THEY DON'T EXPIRE BUT THE DAYS TO COVER IS 6.5...I mean 2.5 DAYS
>THE PEAK IS GONNA BE ANYWHERE FROM AN HOUR TO DAYS LONG!!!
What the fuck

Shut the fuck up kike you know it would already be at $800 if not for Robinjew

>>27045025
Fucking nigger robinhood won't let me buy more than 2 shares
?!

smells like cope in here

>>27046736
>he doesnt know whata short squeeze positive feedback loop is
Lurk more

FUCK FUCK FUCK I BOUGHT $4000 GME FOR $300. AM I SCREWED? FIRST TIME INVESTING AND I USED ROTH IRA. IM 19 FUCKKK AHHH

>>27045025
Melvinigger detected, ignore hedgie posts

>TRUST THE PLAN
>Here's how Trump can still win
>Where we go one we go all
>Two more weeks
>The squeeze actually isn't Friday it's next week!
>The squeeze is actually all this month just keep holding bro!
>We got the jewish banker elite by the balls, they totally can't write themselves out of this one over the weekend!
>Keep buying those dips!

>>27048722
fuck I don't know what to believe
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think I'll just sell and take my money and enjoy the memes and salt whatever happens

>>27048459

I hate all of you GME and AMC faggots. All I hear is those two tickers. Fuck you all losers

>>27045285
>t.

>>27045716
>uhm paper hands sweatie
>hold da line just like in da movies !!!

>>27045025
>dude bet on donald trump he's going to win!
this was /biz/ months before the election

>>27045025
This. Fuck these Redditors shitting up this fucking board.

jumped off at 350 hold these bags gentlemen

>>27048459
>LE JOKER QUOTE

>>27049272
Trump did win. Not sure where you are getting your news.

Imagine being against the chads holding GME.
Just buy in already for fuck’s sake

>>27045025
The squeeze will happen, OP. Just wait two more weeks.

>>27045025
/biz/: sell to lock in those profits
reddit: hold forever!!

>>27046572
I bought a share at $395 as well, just keep holding.

>>27048459
>Bro you don't understand, we're losing money to send those wall streeters a message!
>W-what do you mean Biden bailed them all out?

>>27045025
fuck NPCs
fuck tourists
fuck R*ddit

Yeah perhaps I'm getting older but these meme shit is tiring. Already felt this with all the chainlink garbage

>>27048722
TWO MORE WEEKS

BLACK HELICOPTERS SOON

>>27048831
people not realizing that limiting purchases to 2 shares is just as effective as not allowing you to buy any GME, in the grand scheme of saving the hedge funds.

Nothing has changed from RH's ban on purchases yesterday. The fight is still on

>>27045408
N faggot a board died for this reddit psyop shit, go the fuck back

>all the hedgie shills posting here
per WSB:
>WSB is still all in, DFV is still in, the squeeze is on. The shorts have not been cleared. Sell price should be set at least $1500

>>27045251
Like good job on the guys last week lmao. The signs were there if you were looking. I know some folks here in Canada that got in around 40 and made like 50 grand on this

>>27045025
they are buying doge because they think it's a stock but the miners are already emptying the jackpot

They think it's natural growth because "you can't short crypto"

...the delusion...

TANKS IN 30

>>27049234
dont forget to breathe as you seethe

>>27045025
Stay mad Hedgie,

>>27046736
Could be many reasons. Could be people panicking in other sectors. Could be short sellers selling off other assets to cover their positions etc many reason

>>27045025
Yes, I'm an NPC.

>>27050349
>pointing out that a stock likely won’t reach a certain point makes you a shill

>>27050052
Memes are the future. They’re just getting started.

>>27045025
Nope. Haha 1k . They will never allow this.

>>27045025
These idiots are about to get rekt by some kikes.

>>27049033
If you’re 19 you’re not screwed. This is the time you should be making risky bets.

>>27045025
Better buy some knee pads for your next visit to the loan officer, shorty.

>>27045025
I can't believe I just bought @287 and we're going down fast, all my money gone soon, you promised the moon
thank you jews yet again

>IM SENDING A MESSAGE BY LOSING ALL MY MONEY!

>>27050455
Deep breath......fuck you all fuck you all

>>27049033
stop buying into memes and put your money into ETFs for slow steady gains

>>27045025
Hello Melvin, NEVER SELLING. Enjoy your short

>>27045285
trust the plan heh, if I end up holding the bag I'll do stuff ok

SHORT LADDER ATTACK INCOMING HOLD HOLD HOLD BUY BUY BUY

UPVOTE AND SHARE

In the last hour of trading some of us are predicting they will launch a short ladder attack to make it look like it’s selling off to trick you into selling your shares. Their goal is to go under $115 to get out of their expiring contracts. This will be a major victory for them.

Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD HOLD HOLD! DONT GET PAPER HANDS DURING THE LAST HOUR, ITS WHAT THEY WANT!

I am not a financial advisor

Get thee hence, Satan.
Not selling

>>27051139
You can never outjew a jew.

>>27051193
Duughhh I bought GME @450- That'll teach em.

>>27048459
If you lose your money who do you think gets it?

>>27051454
most of us here got burnt by meme stocks years ago. you noobies will learn

>>27048459

>>27051259
>muh etfs
fuck off jew

I am not a lawyer.

I already set up a recurring $10,000/mo donation for AIDS help in the trans community. Don't forget to give back your money to society when this hits $8000 a share!

This is the time to HOLD. Even if you lose your life savings you sent an important message to wall street that they won't make you poor any longer.

The puts expire today, so the squeeze is incoming. HOLD THE LINE!

Ok the puts might actually expire monday so the squeeze is happening next week. HOLD. DIAMOND HANDS APES (that's not racist, is it)?

I am not a financial advisor or a laywer. These are just my thoughts.

OK the squeeze might actually not be till next Friday, istehsqueezesqouze said so.

Ok actually the gamma squeeze still needs to happen, then the short squeeze happens for the next two months. HOLD FRIENDS.

It's just a scare tactic when they drive the price down to 50, cause they know the short squeeze is coming in 2022. HOLD. WE HAVE AOC ON OUR SIDES.

SENATOR WARREN IS OWN OUR SIDE. FUCKING BUY MORE SHARES.

I am not a financial advisor or a lawyer. By reading this you agree to that this is just for educational purposes.

>>27048690
>>27049224
>>27049410
>>27049927
>>27051688
>>27051820
>Le hedge funds are my friends
I'm already making money you faggots. See you Monday. Robinhood literally limited buys to 1 share per. They're nervous as fuck.

>>27050920
ALRIGHT THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT ANON. IM YOUNG AND CAN TAKE THESE RISKS AHHHHHHH

I've already covered my initial investment with a $1k profit I don't really care too much what happens at this point. A moon to 800+ would sure be nice though.

According to this chode the shorts haven't come close to covering:

https://twitter.com/ihors3/status/1355226736733073416

>>27049224
>You lost 3k as well? Brooooo we are like the dudes who led the French Revoluuuuution maaaan. This will be taught in history broooo.

>>27049000
Triple 0's, Kyc ID. That's the end of this zero sum game

>>27049033
You are 100% fucked. Next time don’t blindly believe what retards tell you to do with money.

>>27045345
hopefully they'll go back to watching marvel movies

>>27053852
its 250 right now. can it go back to 300 by the end of today so i can sell and make myself whole?

>>27047639
ahhh yes pumping the stock when you have the stock shorted 140%

>>27052686
this. do you retards not realize strangling buy orders like this means they're scared as fuck? that's not a normal course of action...

So fuckin predictable now. GME ends around $200, it hovers just above $300 for a while the next day. Swing trade this shit and double your money every day for the next few.

>>27052611
kek

>>27048459
>Sell Stock
>Buy Stock
>Sending message

Just make some money and gtfo

Good job fucking the system by participating in it.

>>27054968
>the kike doesn't understand anything except making money

all the warning signs are there. the hedges are fucked. anyone not buying GME right now is clearly a jew

where are we right now?

>>27055209
Fear

>>27048459
What message? "Take my goyim money, my glorious overlords"?
Reddit got played like a bunch of retards, the suqeeze happened yesterday when it peaked to $500

>>27045716
if AOC is on your side you should probably rethink your life

Hey OP you’re a retarded faggot

>>27051103
I want her to make that face while she watches me masturbate

lol the hedgies aren't even being subtle about the fud shilling.

>>27045285
This. The fud shills are working 24/7 right now.

>>27049033
Just keep it there until you break even

>>27046572
buy high sell low

Is GME still good?

>>27055451

>>27045025
>it's the French Revolution of finance!
>we're the new Wall Street!

>>27055209
between bear trap and media attention

>>27045285
dude the one hedge fund was caught with their pants down but institutional money has had time to adjust, they are all shorting, they are correct to do so on fundamentals, and they have way more money than you for margin, remember that the top 1% holds all the wealth as we're constantly reminded

>>27055310
Which is why robinhood limited people to 1 share per right? Fuck off hedgies.

I'm starting to foam at my mouth

This is going to radicalize me lol

>unloaded my bags at insane profits on redditors and antisemites
What a comfy week

>>27045025
realistically it probably would have at the rate it was going until they stopped people from buying

I should have sold around 360 today

>>27045025
Some times I really wish people stopped memeing for a while.
Is there anyone here that actually knows what is going on and if there is a chance of a short squeeze happening or not?

>>27055543
>>27055662
Eh, I'm just realistically pessimistic. Already learned my lesson from Trump and the Q shit. Nothing ever happens. The US is ridiculously, hopelessly corrupt.

>this isn't about the money, it's about sending a message!
>let's own Wall Street by buying stocks

>>27045025
TWO.
MORE.
WEEKS.

>>27045025

ittt: no one who will make it

>>27045345
these newfags don't even have folders full of pink wojaks
they'll just disappear silently

Fuk u op kike nigger
We saving retail
U and ur faang family get rekt

>>27056749
that was total corrupt horseshit but if anything it cemented reddit's occupy narrative and spurred more spite buying, robinhood deserves to go out of business but i don't think it had that huge of an effect

I don't think these hedge kikes realize we have IDs here.
>I-it's so important THAT YOU KNOW you're getting ripped off!
>please sell...
If you're so confident why don't you buy the shorts that Melvin is desperate to unload? Yeah some kikes got rich, but an entire company is about to get fucked and even shitadel is shitting its pants.

>>27046736
Fuck you bitch, hope you get covid and die a painful death

>>27048015
No, if you're wrong you should just straight up neck yourself

TWO MORE WEEKS

>>27053157
Stay mad you fuckikg kike

Shills are here in full force, hide posts and Hold.

>>27048459
keep telling yourself that

Thinking about taking my 500% profit from my GME stocks and going alll in on April 20p. Will I die by IV crush?

>>27048015
>>27047639
nothing of value will be lost, newfag
you're glowing

>>27057207
>FUD post reply.
Cool story Schlomo.

>>27056568
No one bought that you fuckin retard.

keke there where people on here trying to warn others that this was going to happen.

All the anons saying to HODL and buy the dip were shills/kikes to make more money. They were also playing the other side too, it;s fucked up but realized quick what was going on and sold GME at 4x

made he didn't get in 9

>>27059293
boat-misser or jew?

>>27048015
You should just swallow on a barrel regardless if you're right or wrong.

It'd be much higher if loads of brokers hadn't restricted trading

>give stonk market advice that’s different from what you’d normally hear
>“Shut up shill!”

>>27059293
it's a double edge knife
On one hand holding is retarded at that point if you made any value out of it, on the other hand the squeeze didn't even start

>>27058622
I have 2 shares and a portfolio worth more than 100k. I don't give a fuck if I lose 300. It's fun.

GME Is never going to the moon is it?

>>27062047
50 minutes fag.

>>27062489
Why 50 minutes?

>it’s back up to where i bought
convince me not to take my money out and laugh at you faggots when you get jewed

>>27062586
That's when the Game Stops

If God wills it, it will be so. Pray for a the most epic Game Stop. And let it be in his glory. Amen.

>>27045025
I don't care at this point.I will lose two monthly paychecks at most, whatever.

>>27062489
>>27062586
>>27063073
don't panic sell if it doesn't moon today, see: >>27063312

>>27062586
Market closes at 4. The contracts expire at 4. If the price isn't at 116 by 4 they lose. The higher above that the harder they lose. Some contracts are even set like $7

>>27045025
This is still being bumped! Amazing

>>27062047
>He's in it for the money
Oh you

In His Glory

>>27045025
HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT?

EVERYTHING REDDIT STANDS FOR IS SICK AND EVIL FUCK REDDITORS I WILL GLADLY SIDE WITH WALLSTREET KIKES IF IT MEANS FIGHTING AGAINST THE REDDIT MENTALITY

>>27045025
This FUD is distinctly different from yesterdays.
Looks like (((they))) hired "pro" discord shills, that actually know the 4chan ecosystem.

>>27046997
fuck reddit

>>27045025
Yeah, it's going to $3000 on wednesday

>>27049033
Hold until tuesday morning but watch monday. the spike is monday.

look at the price to this past monday. it spiked because the weekly options expired. Those guys are gonna have to buy, and the increased price is going to force the guys who are short shares to buy.

>>27045025
holy based

>Shills using Soijacks now

>>27045025
I bought puts
I made a bet that WSB has a limit to their retardation.
FUCK ME

>he's still holding fellow redditors omg le legend wow!
>DIAMOND HANDS
>WE. LIKE. THE. STOCK.

>>27047158
This is actually a threat to the establishment though 1/6 was a meme..I mean this is kind of a meme too but it’s actually doing something

>JUST WAIT TIL AFTERHOURS FRIDAY

>>27045025
KEKing at the retards who bought at 350+. Got an easy 7k from today by buying and selling dips/pumps

>>27054406
They're just institutional shills payed by shorters.
http://buyg.me

>>27046694
LOL arms getting tried yet?

>>27045025
LOL true

>>27045025
I'm holding just to make Jews cry on TV

>>27046736
120% short interest.

>>27071414
>herschel thinks posting basedjacks will make us sell him our stonks

It's not, it will be a slow bleed. Retail will panic and sell at $300-500. Allowing shorters to pay $16 mil on interest slowly closing their positions. Both sides are smart. Also retail investors own max 5% they aren't setting the sell price. It's black rock and Jim Burry (the big short guy) who hold like 20%. Institutions probably own the rest. That's why you've seen spikes throughout the weak as positions get closed, tricks keeping market closed for retail investors, etc.

disclaimer; not financial advice, have 4 shares at $275 holding long because I like the stock. I am fully prepared on losing my money for the lulz.

>>27072618
no one wants your fucking shit shares.

How do you think this will play out?

>>27055209
Delusion desu, not memeing

>>27046736
>my boomer stocks are eating shit cause you faggots
unlucky idiot

>>27048015
how about you $rope you're a waste of oxygen, id take jamal of you

>>27051439
>UPVOTE
There is no upvote button

>>27046132
JEEEEEEEEEEEW

>>27055311
Everybody except hedgies and their lap dogs are against (((them)))

>>27051439
I want redditors to fuck off

>>27045989
shorts don't expire
what are you talking about?

>>27073174
>disclaimer; not financial advice, have 4 shares at $275 holding long because I like the stock. I am fully prepared on losing my money for the lulz.

This isnt reddit faggot

>>27055872
saved
ty

>>27075221
I work in the finance industry in minecraft. Do you not see the unique I'd next to your name on the honey pot that is the mongolian basket weaving forum? (((They))) lost billions and they will need a scapegoat.

lotta sour grapes in this thread lmao

>>27048110
never tell them how you can spot them.
never.

>>27048015
yeah cuz you'll be out of a job your poor dumb slob

>>27076004
pure reddit cringerino pls fuck off I'll pay you 100 gme shares to fuck off

Honestly, it probably would've if Robinhood and other brokers didn't decide to jew the fuck out of everyone.

>>27045025
Options get exercised by 5PM today. They have to be settled by midnight. If writers sold naked shorts, there's going to be an aftermarket bump - who knows how much.

where is my board bros it completely changed I don't like it it's full of redditors. I even miss the shilljeets so so much please tell me it will go back to how it was don't do this to me with this fucking lockdown there is nothing much left to cling onto pls just let biz live

>>27055209
Return to normal

>>27046572
Bought at 300 but order cleared at 418 for some reason
I’m still holding

>>27045025
> how do options work
> when do options have to settle
> what are basic market dynamics
cryptoniggers are brainrotted gambling addicts with PTSD from losing their shirts to PnD a.k.a. the entire mechanism behind the "value" of any coin, which is why all this weak FUD idiocy gets shilled on /biz/ (a board notably inferior to fucking reddit)

>>27078710
this is why you don't buy market orders, always always use limit

>>27045025
GAMMA SQUEEZE DUDE! IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!

the moment stocks became relevant you really see just how many posters on this board are newfaggot crypto gamblers that don't even know how shorting works. I almost think these are bait threads

>>27074787
Puts do

Imagine being this fucking retarded.
They short ladder'd all fucking day because they quintupled-down on their retardation.
Today was the START of them having to cover their shit. Today was the last of the last-ditch attempts.
They can pull whatever the fuck they want now, we make the fucking rules.

Hold, and make them pay for spamming our fucking boards.

>>27045025
Bought at 78 and sold at 400. Nothing is going to happen and you're all going to lose money.

>>27079358
this

>>27079577
this + checked

>>27079749
bought at 60 and going to hold until 1,000 because I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>27045345
All the normies on the fucking planet all of a sudden have brokerage accounts now because of GME and the way they all act like pros when they're just newfags is annoying as fuck

>>27079020
why don't you stay on Reddit if it's so much better? You can do aoc avengers memes with you HODL gme sõyfriends

>>27080805
why don't you invest based on facts instead of playing at being a hotshot crypto millionaire

>>27081720
ah fuck you got me, I still need to cash out 100k worth of link to indeed being a hotshot crypto millionaire - buy dot, there is still time faggot

Who would’ve fucking guessed that Reddit had more balls than 4chan

>>27082376
bless you anon and good luck with your trades

>>27082526
> balls
they're just retarded

>>27045025
Literally every Reddit fag friend is tirelessly trying to shill me GME and Doge, its driving me up the fucking wall

>>27045025
Just sell and buy Yoyo or Doge.on binance.

Chinese gambling websites are much more fun than the NYSE.

>>27082539
same to you fren biz will prevail and we will once again be a shitcoin pajeet infested board

>>27082526
>Reddit had more balls than 4chan
reddit has fewer malignant shills

Imagine going to a pro poker table and thinking you will get out of there with any money left.

>People say multiple times over the week that Friday is not the deadline because there is no expiration date, only that it's possible the squeeze happens on Friday
>Somehow a lot of people posting in the thread that are definitely not shills are not aware of this despite the info having been posted fucking everywhere

You shills are out in full force, huh?

>>27082742
no its driving GME up the fucking wall

>>27045025
kek i laughed. still hold tho

>>27045025
do a flip

>>27045025
Don't care, still holding.

I'm going to be playing games and having fun over the weekend while Melvin panics and scrambles to find more people to bail them out.

>>27045025
Cope

>>27045025

They made it impossible to trade retail for half the week. GME would have been $5k Friday if they didn't play their whole kike hand

Im feeling this. For something so big so very little has happened

>>27055209
The part where they made it impossible to buy stocks that matter

>>27055310
Nah they made it impossible to buy it

>>27055310
That's not what a squeeze is retard

>>27051193
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>1pbtid leftypol shill IP hopping
lol what a faggot

>>27045025
>trust the plan
>just 2 more weeks bros
>wsb predicted this
ahhh america, it was funny to watch but i feel kinda sorry for those people that actually bought when it was already mainstream, they are bound to get fucked

>>27045025
>quick flip da meme!
My advice OP is to tell the guys you're here for to just take the fucking loss it's not that much in the grand scheme of things, you're throwing wood on the fire.

>>27079749
Bought at $350, sold at $190

>>27045025
volume has decreased exponentially since tuesday. We're locked and loaded.

>>27051259
Jesus Christ anon if we wanted Boomer level advice we'd read Yahoo Finance, not browse /biz/ with the Jeets

>>27055310
How do you survive your day to day life being this fucking retarded?

>>27056281
yea they have more money, but we can be retarded longer than they can stay solvent