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27020718 No.27020718 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Anon! Great to have you back.

Sorry to hear your hedge fund squeeze did not work out for you. It's all good man, your skills are always valuable for us and I'm glad you made the right decision to join us once again, lots of opportunities here. I could promote you to swing manager in a few years if you're loyal to McDonalds™.

Okay now make sure sure to stay on top of orders during the lunch time rush! Remember to have 3 sets of small, 5 sets of medium, and 1 set of large fries ready at all times!

>> No.27021085

nooooo i dont want to go back in the cage

>> No.27021267

>>27020718
i have literally never had a job

>> No.27021289

Beep order sound PTSD intensifies

>> No.27021647

God I suck at working. All I do is stare at chicks asses all day and get yelled at.

>> No.27022310

>>27021267
Same. How do you provide for yourself or are you a neet?

>> No.27023229

>>27022310
neet unfortunately
I'm not smug about it like some people are but there really is just no viable alternative at the moment

>> No.27024544

>>27023229
How do people become neets? Must be an anglo thing, where i live there are no real welfare programs. Must be nice to be knowledgeable in welfare.
I like neets, most of the population should be neets and fuck off to some village where big houses cost $20,000.

>> No.27026605

>>27024544
>How do people become neets?
can't speak for anyone else but
>finish school never having worked
>not long after government cancels economy indefinitely
>unemployment off the charts
>???

>fuck off to some village where big houses cost $20,000.
uk unfortunately so house prices off the charts
that would be incredible though

>> No.27026806

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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>>27020718
it's soul crushing to be reminded that i'll always be poor, pls stop.

>> No.27028994

>>27026806
Now this, is content.