/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26957079
Hold to kill jews

>futures

First for GME

>>26956992
I think it can go either up or down. Probably up then down then up, but could also be down then up then down. It depends really.

>>26957079
>Why yes, I holy CRBP, how could you tell?

>>26957186
I'm making a prediction. It will go to the right.

Fidelity right now actually lets you make an account and trade up to 250K day 1 off of good faith. Additionally, Fidelity lets you trade all the stocks right now without caring. Know why? Because they own the largest position on GME right now, and want you to keep buying.

That being said, FNF is $38 right now, is the most popular American trading firm that doesn't have a brokerage fee that people are swapping to that I know right now still letting people trade everything. So what do you guys think is going to happen when this shit hits at 4pm tomorrow, they get paid 9.5 million shares at 1K a piece, and then they're getting swarmed with new customers because RH fucked themselves?

Citadel, Melvin, and RH all collectively fucked themselves like a domino to set up Fidelity as the next potential big firm. This pic related is pulled from Gamestop's own website right here:
https://news.gamestop.com/stock-information/institutional-ownership

Additionally now, you can transfer all of your stocks and current buying power to Fidelity fairly easily. I'm coming off as a straight up shill for these guys, but at this point I really think it's just too good of a fucking deal to pass up. These guys want to dick RH so hard, and they'll let you join them.

Alright that's the third time I posted this, so that's all I can say without being gay. Good luck all. :)

The goyim have become very noisy and arrogant lately. Time to finish them

Well that’s it for me. I bet on TQQQ opening above 90, and btc falling. I should just do the opposite of what I think will happen.

When you come at the king, you best not miss

CANT STOP
WONT STOP
<100 EOD

>>26957186
>a stock will move up and down
Very insightful.

FUCK GME FUCK DAY TRADERS FUCK PENNYSTOCK FUCKS TRYING TO GET RICH WITH CANDYCRUSH TRADING APPS HEDGEFUNDS ALWAYS WIN WALLSTREET ALWAYS WINS WE ARE BELGIAN PIRATES COME TO PLUNDER YOUR HOMETOWN YOU FUCKERS WILL NEVER BEAT US I USED TO POST ON /B/ AND NOW I MAKE MILLIONS IN SINGAPORE JUST CAME HERE TO SAY FUCK 4CHAN, FUCK FREE SPEECH AND I GIVE 0 FUCKS ABOUT HELPING ANY OF YOU NOW THAT I MADE IT, I HOPE THE SEC CRUSHES ALL OF YOU AND I HOPE JANNIES LIVE LONG PROSPEROUS LIVES FOR CLEANING UP FILTH LIKE YOU ON A DAILY BASIS THEY DESERVE A MEDAL OF HONOR. REMEMBER YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT AND ALL WE DO IS PUMP YOU UP TO PUSH YOU DOWN AND REMIND YOU THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE US.

Any of these fucking brokers actually letting people make accounts to trade? Webull and Robin Hood are going to make me wait until they re-rig everything, I think.

>>26957079
Should I drop 2k on a
AG? Looks promising.

>>26957248
Buy GME holy fuck, if you cant, buy AG, then buy 1oz of physical silver. This kills the Jew

Well well well... Isn't this interesting?
https://www.highshortinterest.com/

>>26957537
I don't know

Do any of you find it surreal for billionaires to lash out and cry like this on public television? They expect us peasant to behave like this I never imagined I would see it other way around

How's AMC opening tomorrow? Will there be another dip below 8 where we can buy more?

>>26957494
get fucked oven dodger

>You know PERFECTLY WELLwe don't have three hundred and ninety-four billion dollars in CASH!

>>26957494
>tl;dr

>>26957494
How many little boys do you solicit every week in Singapore?

I set my limit sell to $1500. Is that too ambitious?

>>26957721
see my DD here >>26957186

>>26957621
Wow it's almost like AMC has been shilled over the last two weeks because of this. This isn't new, you retard.

>>26957388
as a fidelity employee we are loving this free press

>>26957774
about $12 too ambitious, my friend.

>>26957681
it's a bit like pro wrestling, no? remember that time melvin shot on chamath? man that was so epic.

keep holding never sell

>>26957624
>1 oz
Do what you can

>>26957186
I believe you anon.

>NASDUMP
PULL UP
OH GOD PLEASE PULL UP

>>26957079
Oy vey.

>>26957186
>Stock moves backwards
>>26957624
If they were willing to commit a laundry list of serious SEC and FINRA violations this morning to make it dip by 50% for all of five minutes then I shudder to think what they'll do tomorrow. Best of luck to you GME fren, CRBP is getting absolutely crushed by aggressive short sellers too and it's total bullshit. To the CRBP shill I verified all your research asides from the darkpool shit but these bears are legitimately attacking this stock like men possessed for some reason.

>>26957388
do you know if they do their own clearing?

>>26957774
Mine's at 1488

>>26957799
>NOOOO DONT BUY IT!!!!!
>HAVEN"T THE BILLIONAIRES LOST ENOUGH???

Where can I see the current GME price on foreign exchanges?

Is buying calls pretty much the same as selling puts?
It's basically insurance?
buying calls is being bullish on the underlying and paying a premium to get the stocks at a lesser price incase it goes up dramatically?
If that is the case, is buying further ITM calls more expensive because you're paying the premium for the breakeven to be lower?

Will newfags finally stop using silicon valley soiboy tech companies for important shit like trading and finance? There's no reason to use them after they already forced all the big bois to 0 fees. Get a real account with someone who doesn't hang out with @Jack like Schwab

>>26957963
>He bought TQQQ near the top?

>>26957388
Are you sure about the 250k thing?>>26957815
Ive been pushing tons of people your way all day my friend!

Realistically when could GME hit $700 a share?

>>26957621
where are free sites other than this one which update short interest? there was a second one but i forgot it, and beyond that it seems most of these are paid.

>>26958028
You just act like you are publishing some brand new DD that was super secret or something

>>26957892
Based

Hm tomorrow will brutalize the retailers like me huh

>>26957936
Based

>>26958140
FUCKING BOGGED AGAIN

I have $400 left and 300 AMC and 1.5 of GME. Should I dump the $400 into AMC or GME come morning?

is AMC $11 Call 02/05 feasible anons
or should I wait for the dip after the market opens today and then buy?
I just wanna post green wojaks and make it bros

>NNNOOOOOOOOOO THE MARKET LIQUIDITY WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CLEARING HOUSES
dont care still holding

>>26958253
Not everyone knows this information retard. The only reason you would be mad people are learning about this is because you are shorting too. FUCK YOU!

>>26958335
>30% of his portfolio is in longs? Dump the entire market

more like robbin da hood lmaoo XD

>>26958257

I will never not love that meme.

What do I do bros... Bought bb at 19USD and NAKD at 2.56...its over

>>26958214
Market open then it hits a halt after being open for 30 seconds

>>26958257
lmao

>>26958089
please respond

>>26957815
Are you really a fidelity employee lol? Believe it or not, my sister also works there. She forgot that they're an investment firm though because she's stupid as shit. So when RH started to dick everyone over she googled where to go to try to trade to buy memes. Only Fidelity allowed it, she said "What? Wait I work here." Then saw that because she worked there she already had an account with free shares. When she told me, I screamed. Then I started digging at it because I also swapped to Fidelity today, and hooooo my god. If you niggas don't moon then idk what the fuck this market is even for anymore.

>>26958207
desu the 250k thing is something my friends told me when they transferred their tens of thousands into Fidelity and were worried they couldn't trade immediately with it. They may be retarded, joking, or maybe it's the truth. I know for sure they at least do 1K though since that's all I had left to bring over, and they allowed it.

>>26958207
Im just a technician and not an investor but I have tons of internal fidelity stock and when we do well I thrive, thanks fren :)

>>26958522
hey are you the beekeeper anon?

How many FIRA violations has Yellen helped Melvin commit in the last 48 hours anyway? Anyone keeping track?
>(!) This claim of financial market manipulation is disputed.

I'm predicting all the "meme" stocks exploding in PM and then the entire market taking a shit right at the open.

And by the market taking a shit I don't mean the DOW/NAS/SP, I mean the actual backbone of every broker's trading platform servers going up and down similar to what happen a couple years ago during the flash crash that was caused by the Chinese stock market taking a nose dive.

It won't be just simple halts, you won't even be able to see tickers or quotes. Today is gonna be the biggest volume we have ever seen traded in the market and the system won't be able to handle it.

>just worked out if I held my 29 GME I could have made 17k
Feels shit bros

>>26958214
Next week or never. All stops are being pulled out tomorrow to get it under 100 eod so people will have the whole weekend for despair to set in and cut their losses on monday.

>>26958595
You’re a dumb ass newfag, that’s my response

buy $AG for gains

>>26958727
shutup im a literal broke fag and had 25 at 11.80

sold at 17

>>26957537
KXPLF Is more undervalued

>>26958680
Indeed, GME to 50,000!

What's the best broker for penny stock that will deposit funds the fastest?

does coinbase works for buying doges?

>>26957388
This is going to sound stupid but do you know how long it would take to transfer funds from my Robinhood?

>>26958763
>no entry to sekrit finance club
kek, seethe harder

>>26958475
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What broker has an app most similar to RH's? Fidelity getting shilled a bunch and I always see people saying they like TD

>>26958696
What you mean is """""the system won't be able to handle it.""""""

i heard gme is creating a vortex that is funneling money to it and away from other stocks; and that other stocks like Apple and Tesla are taking a beating because of it. What stocks have been suffering because of gme?

>>26957388
>>26957815
Couple of things. How long does it take to get a Fidelity brokerage account approved? And what is your instant deposit limit for users without "Gold/premium" accounts?

>>26958967
TD is in on Yellen's order to shut the goyim down

Just remember, it's not too late to buy back in.

>>26958886
I've heard 4 to 5 days roughly. Sorry buddy you're fucked, but after all the blatantly criminality they've pulled? Pretty sure they're not going to exist much longer after all this lol. Dip out now to the other guys who aren't fucking people over.

>mfw people are actually going to buy GME at 350 a share and hold till 40

I'M THANKFUL FOR MY PEPES
I'M THANKFUL FOR MY FRENS

I'M THANKFUL FOR MY GME,
THE MEMES THEY NEVER END

WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
>WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
>WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOOOOOOORRRRR?

http://twitch.tv/clfbro

>>26959045
ah fuck them then

>>26958238
I dont know other than that one. :(

>>26958828
You are a treasure

>>26959030
Everyone I sent there today got it approved instantly, even myself. My bank was approved instantly as well. Gold/premium accounts? Well I don't know. I never pay for that shit.

>>26958727
I would have sold so long ago it doesn’t even matter. I want hodlers to fuck the hedgies tho and want them allll to make make it gains!

One last boom tomorrow and were set for life

does BB have long potential? What's it like EOY?

>>26959084
kill yourself fat fucking retard

>>26958886
Up to 7 or 8 days. It’s usually sooner though

>>26959084
high heels and a fat ass are a great combo

Yeah im thinking CRBP is completely based now. Short sellers on shaking in their boots, its #6 on most shorted stocks

>>26959084
faggot

>>26958941
How am I seething?

>>26958522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrWvcRy8_8
cute b

>>26959197
The more you hate him: the stronger he gets.

im so fucking depress...like if i knew there was going to be a chance to buy then i would have hold my amc position from this morning. this is just depresing

>>26958857
Go ask in a doge thread dick face

>day 9
>Biden collapses the world financial markets
Lel

Should I sell everything? Are we in 2008 again?

>>26959046
Looks like I'll use this Robinhood til this GME stuff concludes since I have all my money there. But I'm leaving the first chance I get

>>26958607
Yea man, Im a coder and can prolly show some innocuous internal sites if you really need confirmation but I just work in the mutual fund sector
>>26959030
Mine was approved day of as I work for them. But I'm a code ape and not an investor so I dont fukken know lmao

>>26959243
faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

>>26957079
Jews have taken over the board. Jannies are jew psyops

Why did personal responsibility anon stop posting.
Are you in shock?

>>26959343
can i get the uncensored version of this pic please

>>26959343
Here's the unedited version

>>26959295
>>26959321

>tfw Schwab's desktop client is excellent but they STILL don't understand mobile apps
Sad.

>>26958967
Fidelity is easy to use on mobile. I use mobile 95% of the time.

MAKE IT GO AWAY

>>26959455
thanks bro

is nakd going to go up tomorrow?

Hello /smg/
I was outraged by the death of the "free" market today and made this video. Posting for late night crowd
>Thursday, January 28th 2021 the day the "free" market died

Enjoy
https://youtu.be/63R1VpFj49E
>First they came for the
>Then they came for me
>And there was no one left to speak out for me

>>26959455
LOL

>>26959393
His job here is done lol

bros...

GME is going to crater tomorrow. Before you faggots start calling me a kike you can check WSB yourself since this was the plan from the beginning; pump and hold until friday then gamma squeeze because some dumbass thinks that shorts magically have to be called on the last day of trading of the month.

A lot of people are going to lose their ass on this, likely in the morning if they don't shut everything the fuck down like they have been. People losing their shirts on this is the big takeaway. If you don't believe me check some uniparty stooges on twitter where people like Cortez and Warren are already positioning themselves as saviors of the "little guy" with policies like massively taxing individual trades or restricting and regulating daytraders to make sure they can't "hurt themselves". The fix is in and no one even really sees it. Then Crypto is next. They've already been signaling it since they took control.

You can hold or dump tomorrow, I don't give a shit, but the implosion we've all been setting up for wallstreet is going to loop back on all of us and end with them in a better position than ever before and all it'll take is a few sacrificial pigs.

Sure a few people will keep holding the meme stocks and they'll limp along for a bit so you should be ok if you bought in at $5 or under, but by close tomorrow everything will be up in smoke while some smallhat laughs all the way to the bank and ensures financial market dominance via his seated puppets in government.

Screencap this, it's coming.

>>26959029
All of my other positions. Aapl and gevo especially.

>>26959084
taste in music is miserably bad

Do any brokers offer a debit card similar to robinhood? That was so handy.

>>26959575
The prophecy is coming to fruition.
https://youtu.be/UPn30DjN1Ns

>>26959323
im not sojack poster dude stop

>>26959296
I just started the transfer now. Either I sell and they have my funds that they have to send over, or I hodl and they still send the shares over for me to sell later. I started the transfer ASAP as I could because fuck these guys. I'm not going to sit in a broker that outright denies people the right to use the market cause their dads were retards.

>>26959321
Ah you don't gotta prove anything, man. For anyone's sake we could both be faggot larpers/shills. Congrats to you for making it like this. Also my sister is single, desperate, and works in the legal department if you're interested. Sorry if that last part was weird, but I'm trying to sell her off to get a bf half as a joke and also to get her to leave our parents alone.

>>26959343
why does 4chan keep trying to claim credit? We are like 500 people in total

>>26959623
No

Are there other brokerages simple as robinhood with a good enough UI?

I would transfer everything else, but other brokerage apps are so disgusting to use, or don't have fractional shares, or they don't have a dedicated pending dividend page, and 70% of my investing enjoyment comes from the endorphine rush of seeing my dividends come in.

>Qoomers are qooming on GME now
I am rootin' for you, coomcats. But Qoomers are always wrong and are very good at giving their money to jews as "part of the plan"

>>26959623
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Red ID, red tomorrow

SENT PAMP.

>>26959712
You're that brown street shitter though, I'm too lazy to edit out that autists ramblings

>>26959744
Alright that first block turned into ESL tier gibberish at this point, so I'm finally going to end my 52 hour streak of no sleep. May we all wake up tomorrow with high hopes, and end the day with FAT FUCKING BAGS PLESAE GOD

>>26958140
Hopefully biden releases some sort of stimulus plan tomorrow or I’m getting skullfucked.

>>26959103
happened to visit a zerohedge article that wasn't about GME and someone posted the formula.
>https://www.gurufocus.com/term/FloatPercentageOfTSO/GME/Float-Percentage-Of-Total-Shares-Outstanding/GameStop-Corp
>Float percentage of total shares outstanding is the percentage of float shares relative to the total shares outstanding. As of today, GameStop's float shares is 27.29 Mil. GameStop's total shares outstanding is 69.75 Mil. GameStop's float percentage of total shares outstanding is 39.12%.

>Insider Ownership is the percentage of shares that are owned by company insiders relative to the total shares outstanding. As of today, GameStop's Insider Ownership is 13.58%.

>Institutional Ownership is the percentage of shares that are owned by institutions out of the total shares outstanding. As of today, GameStop's Institutional Ownership is 64.44%.

>Short Percentage of Float is the percentage of shares shorted compared to the float. As of today, GameStop's Short Percentage of Float is 292.53%.
the 140-ish number is short percentage of total shares.

now the question is where to get an updated number on what the total number of shorted shares are.

>>26959343
>>26959455

AMC

Am I fucked lads?:

I did a lot of trading on dips on GME on the 27th and sold my last position on the 28th. I'm on a cash account and was using unsettled funds to buy.

I would buy once, sell once, then buy again and sell again. I did this about 6 times. In total my net costs were $84000. Proceeds are $87000 so I made 3k.

I already got hit with a free riding and have my trading locked for 90 days. I'm fine with this. My account is funded by my checking. I see a non processed withdrawl for 84k set for tomorrow on my account. Is it going to try and draw all 84k from my checking account, or will it just desposit the difference from proceeds? My checking has 40k in it and if it tries running it I'm in some deep shit. Everything online just shows consequences being a locked account for 90 days, not that my bank account is totally fucked.

Halp

>>26959623
How do I dump my bags on reddit

>>26959824
Brown ID.... what does that mean?

>>26959824
>black
Well we already knew that from futures

>>26959623
People are saying tomorrow will be another gamma squeeze because that's when all the call options are going to get exercised by the end of the day. There will be even less shares in the market driving up the price.

>>26959868
>The democrats care about ME
LMAO

>>26959785
/Biz/ has been pushing GME since like last summer faggot

>>26959799
Get new copypasta shill

>>26959785
>we

>>26959623
I sold a tiny fraction of my gme shares and am in the green now so come at me

>>26959853
no im not lol im just a crbp baggie

>>26959924
>>26959824
if it's brown it means it'll sideways cause red+green = brown, which is good because if it's over 100 by eod we're rich.

>>26959975
and reddit since 2019 faggot

>>26959243
>Yeah im thinking CRBP is completely based now. Short sellers on shaking in their boots, its #6 on most shorted stocks
Agreed. I'm seething over the shorts assraping my networth but I am not going to fucking sell

>>26959463
if you plug gamestop in you get "biden end times"

>>26959671
fuck all this i'm keeping rh and my card, rh was commission free early on. there is no escape from market rigging, you have to stay ahead of it. changing brokers won't change shit, there will be just be a new way of fucking over retail traders. nobody has your back in this game

>>26959785
i agree which is why i wonder why my trades got so fucked. i have avoided every giving myself too much credit because it just sounds fucking stupid but why the fuck are our little stock projects getting highlighted? i'm not talking about gme either because this board was dead for a few days after that initial gme dip and i know most of the people that suffered during that aren't here for the current party because they actually got fucked.

>>26959103
found it
https://financhill.com/most-heavily-shorted-stocks-today

Predictions for tomorrow?

>>26959870
kelly does it again

Good night /smg/
I hope we all win tomorrow

>>26959623
Found the jew

>>26960122
i lose 250 quid

>>26959785
>>26959975
>>26960065
Gather 'round lads, we got an autism fight about to break out.

>>26959868
go back to your old stimulus check and read the name on it, remember what you chose

I'm too much of a broke retarded newfag to figure out how to profit from these shenanigans. And I'm off my ADHD prescription so I can't get my shit together enough at the moment to properly research anything, or jump through the hoops required to open an account with a broker to begin trading. (Regardless, because I'm off my meds, I can't trust my own judgement at the moment.)

So for many reasons, I sadly cannot join you.

But I am cheering you on.

Godspeed /biz/ you beautiful bastards

Я BЫПOЛHИЛ ЗAДAHИE!!!

>>26959030
>>26959156
>>26957815
What are the rqeuirements for option trading on fedility?

>>26960233
I'm gonna fight your boy pussy faggot

>>26960233
Please be my stocks bf
We'll have dates here and post memes

>>26960122
more poompin and doompin
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/GBR

>>26960233
In the end, anime wins and that's a bad thing

GAMESTOP SHARE OFFERING OF 7 MILLION DOLLORS AT $60 A SHARE
>GAMESTOP SHARE OFFERING OF 7 MILLION DOLLORS AT $60 A SHARE
GAMESTOP SHARE OFFERING OF 7 MILLION DOLLORS AT $60 A SHARE
>GAMESTOP SHARE OFFERING OF 7 MILLION DOLLORS AT $60 A SHARE

>>26959956
There's zero evidence that they have to be exercised tomorrow which is why this whole thing will ultimately be pointless besides lining a few of our pockets before the system shutters its doors totally.

>>26960008
Good; this should be the strategy for anyone investing in stocks.

>>26959869
Wait so sell?

>>26960269
Ivan get the fuck out of here I couldn't buy GME today because of you stupid commie jew sell out

>>26959455

>>26960098
I really think robinhood is going to be shut down after this dude.

>>26957815
The website said I couldn't prove my identity and wants me to mail shit in

So what if the companies halved their stocks to get out of this mess?

>>26959156
Said they can't verify my identity and and to download a form and send it by mail fuck that. Got accepted on a bunch of other brokers though but all of them have varying wait times for deposits.

>>26959744
What's her age and location :^) (if you know her "A number" I can hit her up on internal DMs)
>>26960292
nigga I dont know all I know is that we dont encrypt data that we should and that I'm a technical internal auditer for other services

how long does it take to verify an account?

>>26957435

>>26960356
WHAT’S THIS ALL FUCKING MEAN

I'm not even going to try getting Doge on Robinhood, especially with the buying power I took back. where the fuck do I go?

>>26960254
>narcissistic president made a big push to put his name on the checks deliberately so people would worship him
>people now reflect back on this, thinking he is their savior because he happened to be the president during that time and no other president would have done the same
>LoOkWhAtYoUChOsE

>>26960524
3-5 business days.
If you're asking now you've missed the train.

>>26960456
maybe that was the point all along, people are going to realize it was a gift when this is all done, ieven with all this bullshit. they were trying to shake up the market but they had to manage how much they did, it's understandable imo, they are dealing with literal war makers.

>>26960356
FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS
>FAKE NEWS

Maybe I'm retarded, but how am I supposed to read this? It looks like its saying the last sale was for $193.60 but they sold 0 stock.
Trying to find a new place to trade at that isn't fucking Robinhood after today's bullshit and figured I'd try Chase since I already have a bank account there and transferring funds should be pretty seamless.

>>26960484
She's 29, in NC, and I promise she's not fat or ugly. She is a huge bitch though, hence why single. :^)

Last 3 digits of post is GME price at close.

>>26960430
what in that post makes you think "sell"?

>>26960561
I'm holding until jews start jumping off skyscrapers

>>26958856
Anybody have a recommendation for this?

FUCK YOU BEARS THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

>>26960702
dubs means your post is true

>>26960465
im retard programmer i dont know shit about this 'trading' shit yall do
>>26960700
wew, I was located in NC Durham a year ago but now got relocated to NH. Should I refer my NC Fidelity friends? :*)

>>26960640
remember what you chose, and wear 2 masks

what should I buy in the morning?

>>26960640
You're a fucking retard, were not getting more stimulus until March now because they want to play political theater and impeach a non sitting president, while some jew moves Joe's hand for him to sign EO's to help out all establishment cunts and ass fuck raw the common man

>>26959975
>>26960065
>>26960233
Both reddit and /smg/ were just copying Michael Burry, his position was declared on the 13F filing in 2019 with a cost basis of $5.08

>>26960810
LGND is second most float after gamestop

just signed up for fidelity

>>26960122
Some stocks go up, others will go down.

Since so much of our profits is dependent on normies and redditors, it does concern me slightly that they could literally just get bored of these headlines and move onto something else over the weekend. Going to be keeping a close eye on shit tomorrow.

>>26960869
Yes, please do. She hates brown people though, so I don't know about those if you have them...

>>26960956
based

>>26960973
as long as the shitposting, memes, and media keep up then they will care.

>>26960269
Si

>>26958416
I thought crashing the economy with GME was a meme. But holy fuck I didn't know the liquidity crisis was that bad. Interactive brokers only have $5 billion in equity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RH4XKP55fM

>>26960956
good

>>26960983
all browns are offshore faggots, my friends are white as shit. Tell me her 'A number' and I'll get her in contact w the boys ;)

Questrade let me short GME. I'm in at 274$.
Wish me luck bros.

Should I panic sell everything at a loss tomorrow morning? Surely the economy wont recover.

>>26961182
RIP

>futures

>>26961182
Only a Canadian would be this retarded right now, did you not learn from that guy who wrote all those naked calls?

>>26961160
idk what that is and it's midnight hot rn. Tell you what, if I remember tomorrow then I'll get it from her and come back to these threads and post. Then you can either get her out of my hair, or get her fired for whatever your plans are lol.

>>26960973

If the price of GME hits $700 to $800, I'm selling.

Nothing personnel but Daddy needs tendies, a new custom gaymen PC and a new set of tires for my truck.

>>26961182
Lmao for your sake I hope you mean buy puts

>>26960122
Pain.

>>26960956
They won't verify my fucking identity for some reason REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

at least I got accepted to webull and they give instant access to your deposit but only up to 1k, I would drop 3k if I could fuck

>>26959785
Who gives a fuck you senile faggot as long as we're stacking and jews and crying

>>26958727
If I held my 750 shares, I would have 220k. I got in at 4 dollars and sold between 4 and 13 dollars for a cool 600 dollar profit.

>>26961374
I don't.
>>26961350
I'll be laughing tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>mfw ignored all this mania and stuck to my safe stonks
>only up 2% in the last 2 days

>>26961380
holy fuck

will QQQ be a good buy tomorow morning?

>>26961506
I'm making this trip so I can gloat tomorrow.

>>26961416
Because it's funny and sad when someone claims credit to make themselves feel better

SOME OF YOU FUCKERS MADE FUN OF ME A COUPLE WEEKS AGO FOR USING BOOMERDELITY WHOS LAUGHING NOW YA BIG POOPOOPEEPEES AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>26961614
SQQQ maybe

>>26960328
Oh God please do. I haven't jacked off in a month and I lay awake every night fantasizing about getting pounded by a by a man with a massive and diversified stock portfolio.
I don't even care that you're probably a filthy wsb refugee. Imagine the scandal. It just makes it seem so much hotter.

You guys ARE investing into sndl right?

SNEED

>>26960867
rolleh

>>26961223
Hold your GME through friday anon, were going to see some crazy shit on monday when everyones banks finally clear and we can keep buying with more cash. Currently holding 13 shares.

>>26961574
just buy one of them for the meme of it all. gme, amc, nok, let them know we have figured out their financial wizardry

>>26961506
Wow did you not learn literally anything from what happened?

>>26961629
I mean good luck I guess, I'm not in GME the risk isn't worth it at this point

>>26961688
>by a man with a massive and diversified stock portfolio
My massive and diversified portfolio was YOLO'd in AMC at 20 and is about to get wiped out
>wsb refugee
That place gained 3 million subs (not counting lurkers) in less than a week. Why would there be refugees

>>26960867
gamestop to a million EOD

Reminder fractional shares were being sold between 2600 and 5K on robinhood for a brief moment.

>>26961688
>only replying to hard sex
>no reply to my innocent love
That's it I'm univesting in gay stocks

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE A 401K?

>>26961880
Everything else is being affected by this though.

>>26961823

So the appeal of silver is that if the dollar became worthless that you could trade it for a family's cunny daughter or six chickens?

What are the benefits of a Bloomberg Terminal. I have access to one because of my job but didn't think much of it.

>>26961898
I thought it got shut down yesterday or something.

>>26961947
Wait no I'm sorry I'm both socially awkward and horny and I wanted to take time to reply to you with a quality post planning out our cute date please come back

>>26962068
That's why I bought SPY puts fren, every Friday this month has been red as well

>>26962068
A fine balance of cash and exposure my dear boy

>>26962184

Strike/exp?

>>26962154
You guys are so pathetic

>>26959455
>>26959343
Kek

ALERT
800 DOLLAR 0DTE GME CALLS

>>26962184
380 for tomorrow bought around 380.60 today

>>26961870
I already did the meme shit
>bought NOK at 6.66, dumped at 7:30
>bought BB at 5, dumped at 8.81
>rebought NOK the next day at 4.74, holding till tonight, down 10c.
That's enough meme gains for me.

>>26962134
it's good if you want to pretend you're a big wig boomer jew

You guys know the entie market is crashing rn?

>>26962327

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

>>26961182
No one is gonna let you “short” GME right now. You could have a put that’s completely covered.

>>26962266
>>26962369
woops

Should I buy 100 TSLA?

>>26961380
>>26962442
Yes
My SQQQ calls are aware too

>>26962442
everyone selling to buy gme tomorrow

>>26962327
No way, that's insane

>>26960430
You're either a hedgie or a complete fucking idiot
That post tells you to buy and hold for the short squeeze

>>26957494
Your life is hollow and meaningless, you will never get enought money to satisfy you greed. you are scum

>>26961574
>25% of my portfolio in meme stocks
>up 10k on wednesday
>down 10k yesterday

AG or SLV for gains?

Made my Fidelity account today. Is this normal? Can't trade or add funds.

>>26962442
GME will still pump. But yes, shit is fucked.

>>26962378
please don't call nok a meme, it hurts.......

>>26962744

>>26962327
>Feb 5

>>26962750
You have to submit proof of having sex and getting your vaccine

>>26962327
The fees will be insane to cover the ass of your brokers.

>>26958762
We have to press that anyone in tomorrow has to be in until at least Tuesday. These are big money days.

>>26962327
dump it

>>26957494
Ick, insufferable cunt

>>26962750
Call the number dummy

>>26962750
I never got a message like that. Just call them and see what’s up. Have you been verified?

>>26959463
Does this mean we can look forward to getting smited before May 4th?

>>26962750

They want to have settled cash before you can do anything. Too many new people entering the market. Too many people creating accounts at once creates a bottleneck

>>26959054
I sold my LCI today. What do you think's a good price to buy back in and when is LCI going to hit $60?

>>26962778
It's a meme this week alongside GME, AMC, BB and BBBY
I'll be buying it for pennies this time next week.

>>26962923
Yeah
>>26962913
Probably will in the morning

>>26962895
Most of the people who have been right all along are saying wed>fri of next week is when to finally pull out with the peak being thurs/fri.

Is fidelity the only non turbo cucked broker?

>>26961574
>liquidated 70k in index ETFs to buy GME
I might lose it all but I believe in the mechanics of the short squeeze

>>26962442
More cheapies I can put my next paycheck into? Good.

>>26962750
Fidelity is great, but you're probably not going to get started in a day buddy. If anything is fishy about your application they will force you to call. So call them!

>>26962750
You can call them right now because fidelity is open 24/7

>>26963084
Schwab

How hard is it to get approved for options on fidelity?

>>26963084
They seem to have much more money to handle insane trading

>>26962327
Oy vey

>>26961380
>treasury note go up then down
Disaster avertedq

>>26963084
Yes. Its the ultimate boomer broker. They don't give a shit what you do.

>>26963084
I use Schwab and they didn't restrict at all as far as I know.

Reminder to set up multiple brokers. you don't know which ones will kneel so have backups

>>26962748
SLV is a trick, AG is the play, it's being punished for not delivering silver to the Comex

>>26963159
Do they treat you right there? Fidelity has been really good to me. Had them for at least a year

Is it too late to buy AMC? Was the dip today big enough for the shorters to close their positions?

>>26960122
It’s going to hurt. But if you’re in tomorrow - stay until at least Tuesday.

>>26962744
I know that feel

>>26962442
The best part is all the leddit faggots who heard "Friday the shorts are done" will sell tomorrow, making me a ton of profit on that, and then they'll ask on reddit what the next one is and at least one thread will say "AMC" or "BB" and I'll make a ton on that by tuesday. It's too easy.

>>26963084
They're the largest holder of GME among the institutional holders that hold GME. They won't block buying like other brokers because they WANT the price to go up.

NEW
>>26963356
>>26963356
>>26963356

>>26963185
Right now? I doubt they will approve new customers for options.

>>26963185

They will do it, but you probably will have to wait a month or so. Too many new people.

>>26963029
now and soon. let the bullshit around earnings happen and buy the dips

>>26962106
We all know you're not trading for the chickens, degenerate. Chemical castration for pedophiles.

>>26963237
Not sure if you're arguing that 10 year spiking up before going down is bullish, or if you're arguing that 10 year yield going down is bullish
But just in case.. 10 year yield going down = people are buying bonds = money is leaving stocks

I'm thankful for no coof in my country

>>26962302
Paper dicks, it would seem.

>>26963298
Thanks freind.

>>26963278
>Reminder to set up multiple brokers. you don't know which ones will kneel so have backups
Which other ones are good?

>>26963402
>Right now? I doubt they will approve new customers for options.
>>26963464
>They will do it, but you probably will have to wait a month or so. Too many new people.
Getting in on GME (or other short squeezed stuff) would be nice. But I really want to get options online before weed is legalized.

>>26964161
Just open accounts at all of them.

>>26961113
Another doting geezer from the 20th century reading from a script.
Fuck em.

>>26962134
>What are the benefits of a Bloomberg Terminal.
Lots of data.