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crypto is even more wildly speculative

>>26817112
At least the jew nigger faggot kikes can't shut off me buying rbc from my meta mask.

>>26817112
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO newfag is butthurt

>>26817112
yeah but at least the kikes cant shut crypto down when they start losing.

>>26816542
DOGE
> DOGE
DOGE
>DOGE

>>26817112
lick my nutsuck pussy ass bitch

>>26817700
Who do you think controls the SEC lol
One security lawsuit and a coin gets delisted from coinbase

>>26817563
Is it too late to get into chain link?

>>26818526
not really, chainlink still isn't seeing real world use and it has a lot of potential.
If you want to get in something super early I suggest buying rubic token though

>>26817563
>>26817839
i made 400k off of chainlink, so i benefitted from the speculation but dont kid yourselves with that it actually is

>>26818526
LTO

>>26816542
ITS HAPPENING TONIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26816542
The robinhood shit should be an eye opener. Unlike scam stonks, kikes can't shut down your uniswap when you're buying Shoahcoin

>>26816542
This, with crypto we own all the keys
>>26818526
no

>>26817112
You had... how many years again?

I have 10,000 Namecoin will I make it?

>>26817542
THIS FUCK THE JEWS

MY LINKIES STAY STINKY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26817112
DECENTRALISED FROM THE KIKES CLAMMY GREASY HANDS

A FUTURE FOR EVERYONE

A BETTER FUTURE

>>26819805
see >>26819162

>>26816542
What if the power goes out. What if there’s a solar flare. Hard drives fail. Solid state drives fail. The digital world requires a lot of maintenance and it is in a constant state of decay and repair.

DOGE BROS WE ARE GOING TO THE FUCKING MOON
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26817901
>not using binance
Are you retarded?

>>26816542
Bitcoin is not the future, enjoy your 7 tps shitcoin

>>26820401
Decentralization means that unless you take down every single server scattered across the earth simultaneously the system cannot fail

>>26820401
You don't understand crypto at all.

I'm pretty new to /biz/ for this gme shit, how exactly the fucc do I go about buying bitcoin or something similiar, I'm guesing that buying them on a trading app isn't the legit way to do it?

>>26820401
I will get on my private jet and fly to the side of the planet unaffected and restore my wallet with my 24 word seed.
What are you retards going to do hit each other with sticks?

>>26816542
Blackrock loves the decentralized narrative, it helps to pump their bags. Still better than stocks.

>>26817112
Manipulated markets that can block you at anytime VS.
Highly speculative assets not controlled by anyone.
Kys.

>>26820931
Most burgers use coinbase, not sure about euros
Download coinbase and coinbase wallet, purchase ethereum or other coins there, don't worry about coins you any purchase on there right now but if you ever find a coin you want to purchase that isn't on there, check uniswap

>>26817112
You can still just stick to tokenized stock if you can't handle the volatility, kid

>>26821089
you think crypto isnt manipulated?

>>26820931
buy cardano, its around 30cents (€), and if you dont, take a print so you can wallow in your own misery 1 month from now
[in binance, coinbase..]

>>26820931
Depends on your country. Coinbase is the gateway for most people and you can transfer it after purchase. Or just leave it if you're ok with it being held by an American company beholden to the SEC.

>>26820931
Websites like Coinbase allow you to buy cryptocurrencies directly. In addition, when a new cryptocurrency launches, its website will probably allow you to buy that crypto specifically. For new cryptos, this might be the only way to get them outside of crypto exchanges, for which you need to already own some crypto in advance.

>>26820597
$1 EOY

>>26820779
AVAX is, 4500tps, subsecond finality.

>>26817901
You're totally right. We'll never be able to trade crypto anywhere if coinbase shuts down. Sell your chainlink guys its over

>>26821422
it is, the difference is you dont get to ban people from buying or selling. its like you're refusing to steak with a steak knife and sticking with a spoon because we havent invented intravenous steaks by now

>>26818761
What browser should I use for this?

>>26820931
Coinbase, do a wire transfer, it’s quicker.

With that money you can buy BTC, or ETH, the latter of which you can send to metamask (crypto wallet you can get in-browser or in app store) to use to buy smaller altcoins on decentralized exchanges (DEXs) (be wary of gas fees, which run around ~20 on uniswap these days and ~7 on rubic, gas fees are the transaction costs of moving through the ethereum network)

>>26820401
wow retard here

>>26822105
any browser you want lol, I think all major browsers have the metamask extension. I use edge (worst browser) and it works on here

>>26817901
no one cares about coinbase you absolute braintard. theres more then just america in the world

>>26817112
At least (((wall street))) can't MANIPULATE YOUR FUCKING TRADES

The Future is WAVES . it has old history and new projects soon

>>26821207
>>26821477
>>26821625
>>26821675
>>26822361
Thanks lads
So buy off coinbase or similiar, transfer to a personal wallet if my intention is to hold it/trade it.
Completely fucking done with the jewish financial system after this, and I think a lot of others will be too. Time to move out of it.

when will the day of judgement begin?

>>26823350
Cheers, godspeed anon

You know what to do

>>26823350
>transfer to a personal wallet
This is always heavily advised, anon, and doing so is definitely a good thing, unless maybe if you're a day trader or you bought a small amount of Bitcoin. If you're a day trader, transfer fees and exchange fees might eat up your profits, while the small amount of bitcoin is going to get eaten up by bitcoin's retardedly high transfer fees.
Remember: if you don't control the private key, you don't control the crypto you "own".

>>26824816
Was just reading about private keys etc, cool - my intention isn't really to trade, it's to transfer some of my wealth into trusted crypto so that in the next 20 years or so I'm secure when the world goes to shit.
Plot twist, it's already going to shit. Thanks for the advice man!

>>26817563
Link is a beast.

I have KYC issues, so I used UniMex Network ($UMX) decentralized platform to long link and have made a big profit due to Reno Mayor shilling linkies. Suggest anyone looking to margin trade to use it.

>>26818761
thanks dude

>>26823860
keyed and dogepilled

I don't want normies in crypto, I hope they all stay in GME with the jews where they belong

>>26817112
Perfectly fine, at least both sides can do it without getting cockblocked by (((SEC and friends)))

D E C E N T R A L I Z E D

>>26820893
you don’t understand the capabilities of solar flares.
>>26820898
lol
>>26822368
lol

Additionally, if you think RSA isn’t crackable you’re wrong.

>>26820401
Can anyone actually refute this instead of name calling and posturing? Anyone at all?

>>26817112
except stonks is a game on printed money, that's as speculative as it gets bucko

only reason it hasn't collapsed yet is because the kikes don't want to, but they can if they want

ETH TO T3H M000N!1!1!
get on boyos

>>26830341
No, because there is nothing to refute. The entire "argument" is based on a huge misunderstanding of how reality works.

>>26818526
not until 1k and even then it's not too late
81k in 2026

First and last time buying stonks, what a rigged casino.

>>26817542
Fucking this!

>>26820401
>What if there’s a solar flare
if there's a solar flare 92% of the worlds money goes up in smoke, along with most investments and claims to assets not just crypto
you're shitting on crypto while undoubtedly holding fat stacks of digital fiat, digital funds, digital stocks, and digital indices that have all of the exact same problem that you're worried about yet with the one added benefit of being decentralized
you are not a clown
you are the entire circus

>>26820401
If theres a solar flare the entire planet plunges into chaos and you die

>>26816542
This is the start of the bull run. 100%.
Transfering all my money into crypto, just leaving enough for food and rent for the next month.
WAGMI

>>26832464
>if there's a solar flare 92% of the worlds money goes up in smoke, along with most investments and claims to assets not just crypto
In other words, if we get a solar flare, we'll have bigger problems than the fact that crypto is suddenly useless.

>>26817112
yes, but at least it's not possible to short-sell imaginary bitcoins

>>26817112
You have to go back.

>>26818761
I assume "insufficient funds" means that i am not trading enough ETH to get RBC?

>>26833307
lol thats where you're wrong

>>26820401


Then you would need guns and ammo.
Not federal reserve notes.

>>26816542
OP wants to tell us he is gay and shoves bananas up his ass without directly telling us

>>26817112
Haha nice job idiot
You exposed yourself as a dumb redditor who doesn't understand crypto. Back to your stocks faggot we are actually looking towards the future not the past.

>>26816542
After the debacle that is Robinhood today, I agree. I've never traded crypto, what's a good app, website, wallet to start?

>>26834892
Binance

>>26817112
>crypto is even more wildly speculative
Which is fine. The problem is kikes flipping over the monopoly board when they start losing.

>>26816542

>>26817112
>15 (You)s and counting
Successful bait.

>>26834892
im on coinbase and its pretty good. Ive heard a ton of good things about binance though too

>>26818761
what does an "insufficient funds" message mean on step5? I only have a few dollars worth of ETH as im new to this

>>26825480
best private key youve found?

>>26821422
Nobody is blocking my wallet or preventing me from buying coins. You can't say the same about stocks and banks.

>>26816542
normies will come in mass.
my bags are ready.

You've already made it, anon, you just don't realize it yet.

>>26835769
>>26836995
>binance
Weren't they hacked a while ago and also I read they were locking out US users in a couple of weeks. what's that about?

>>26817901
Google DeFi you retard

These wallstreetbets chads are actually complete and utter losers.

None of them can see the light.

Twerking for shit meme stocks instead of getting in on the alpha.

Imagine being this groupthinked?

If you're a free thinking wallstreetchad then please join my telegram which will help you on your crypto journey:

t.me/wallstreetcryptos

>>26837482
umm no idea but thats good to know. im using coinbase right now