/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzojHqzm3TU

my lil AMC doin sum

lads i'm fomo'ing

So for GME is the number of days it's going to take the shorts to cover 1.8 or 6? I'm just trying to decide whether I should hold till Monday

This isn't the dump, the big one is yet to come

maybe i should have invested in memes instead of putting all of my 1k dollars in an etf like a dummy
from now on i will gamble, not like i have anything to lose. hell it's better to try and fail taking advantage of this bull market than to sit with my 5% gain over the last month

i dont know if im a pussy or just retarded, at least i know better now

>>26795778
>fomoing a meme stock during a market crash

at least you will learn a valuable lesson

>>26795779
Hold monday at least

>>26795755
based black man

should i buy amc at 20 or hope for a dip?

god FUCKING hell
I sweat for 25% gains all fucking day and now it's all wiped out on a meme fucking dead ass finnish phone company. You betrayed me biz.

NOK anyone?

>>26795779
Short interest is rear facing and likely has declined massively with the increased volume. This has been the squeeze. I mean maybe shorts keep getting burned for forever but buyers will run out eventually.

okay very funny but this is the absolute market bottom for the next 2 years at least so you can stop selling now!

Stop being spooked by jewish tricks
This shit is flying on open

Should I put money into SQQQ and UVXY?

>>26795778
HOLD WITH ME ANON!!!

>TSLA down 8%
Bros you do realize SPY has TSLA on it right? You do realize what happens if SPY gets anywhere close to -10% right?

What about BlackRock having 15% of CLF now? CLF trannies knew something all along?
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/764065/000083423721001338/0000834237-21-001338-index.htm

>>26795869
4$ NOKbro reporting in

>>26795859
thanks for the free money, cuck

MASSIVE SALE FRIDAY

DONT GET CAUGHT HOLDING

the market crashes: "People with 600$ stimulus are to blame!!!"

(((They))) are fake crashing the markets to scare newfag GME bag holders into dumping

If they can shit down all brokers simultaneously there's really no telling what they can do

>>26795859
Lol NOK is the funniest stock of them all I was genuinely looking at them as a deep value buy when they tanked after axing their divvy. This has just been nonsense though.

>>26795915
I hope SPY crashes, I have SPY puts

People talking about SLV but JPM is a bigger fish than Melvin and Citadel and could bog us all tbqh.

Where can I pirate the boomberg terminal software bros?

>>26795869
The koreans are keeping the price low atm
I'll wait for it to dip some more

>>26795859
>He fell for the NOK diversion
Never
Going
To
Make
It

>>26795951
B-BUT WE KILLED BOBO

>>26795877
https://twitter.com/ihors3/status/1354477089471295492
This was yesterday
Also,
https://twitter.com/ihors3/status/1354533284345163776
So I'm pretty sure this hasn't been the squeeze

-200 DOW futures

Just put in 500$ into the brokerage account haven't played the game since 2014.

What should I buy?

watching this hedge fund madness has made me realise i am missing out by not investing
wheres the best place to start for a complete beginner?

>>26795859
Hold pussy. GME was a meme for months, shit don't happen overnight. All of my GME is now in NOKia and I also called WKHS, OSTK, SPWR. Get a FUCKING grip and shut up, NOK will be $50 by March

I'm dropping $2k on Nokia when it falls to $4.90, and I'll be laughing at you cucks when it 5x next year after Biden cracks down on Huawei.

who AMCHADS @ $20 here?

>>26795915
I've been saying it forever greedy kikes adding TSLA to SPY is what would be the death of us all.

>>26796010
>Biden cracking down on china

>>26795997
watch OTC channel in pennystocks discord

>>26795869
NOK NOK IT'S TIME TO PUMP

the volume on gme today is going to be phenomenal. be ready, everyone, it could be the day where you either win or loss everything.
still holding a position after mid-day will be nothing more than a bet.

I bet SPY will take a hughe shit into the open.

Disclaimer: 10x leveraged short SPY

>>26795997
NAKD is it bro

>>26795997
Wait a few weeks and buy everything at a discount. We are crashing with no survivors.

>>26796010
>Implying Biden won't just reverse the chink trash ban just because Donny did it

>>26795997
last time I played I paid 2$x 100 shares of AMD, held for 3 years, sold at 32$ so I like long games and don't mind holding. Its not entirely for money, but more so fun (and also money)

>>26796113
Thanks for the fud

thoughts? I want to get in early for once
>>26795592

>>26796070
>He doesn't know

the economy really is just one big prisoners' dilemma

AMC will go up hard when the American trade opens, right?

I declare this day National Melvin Capital Remembrance Day.

Ok so the market is 300pts from being in correction territory but ate shit yesterday as did every foreign market today, market favorites are blood red, SPY has a descending wedge forming, and the only sprigs of green are fucking gamestop and AMC... we're heading for a crash

>>26796171
>you think I'm locked in here with you?
>no no no ... YOU are locked in here with ME

C3.AI
What's the /smg/ opinion on C3.AI?

i only trade options but today i bought a grand worth and it says I'm down -$400 in premarket - that's pretty bad right?

>>26796198
That's what I've been telling myself.

>>26796144
if you're looking for a long play RYCEY or something like AAL comes to mind. i mean even AMD is theoretically a decently long play although I don't know how much headroom it has left at least another 20 or 30 bucks though

>>26795997
LCTX. Thank me later.

>Normie housemates talking this morning about GME
>One of them cites a CNN article about how it's "peak Trumpism"
>BTTFO
>They have no idea I've made 400% returns on it

fuck normies

>>26796271
you mean NAK?

>>26796028
Reporting in.
Also bought at 16.
Not sure how to feel.

I've taken all stop limits off GME today on trading212. I don't trust the platform to not screw me over with its "technical difficulties!".

I'm putting 2k in reddit vindictiveness to last me til monday.

>>26796113
We're to the point there 196 million is "average" for 10 days. If it doesn't reach that, feel really stupid.

>>26795755
Holy fuck, that's the angriest nigger i have ever seen who wasnt mad over spilling a 40oz

>>26796271
You mean vaporware like PLTR?

>>26796033
>adding TSLA to SPY
TSLA is a meme stock by the way it should always go up
so even if it falls it goes up then

>>26796247
10 yr isn't moving. There are just no buyers. A low volume slide down for the time being. Crashes are from accelerating volume.

decided against buying AMC and I'm dumping 1k more into GME

Comfy thread up for people sick of the newfags and redditors. /cmg/.

>>26796328
thats a nigger moment.

is it worth buying gme now and holding for a week or so
i want to get on the train but i think now that theres media attention it will drop very soon

>GME prices up when Germans get in
I guess they have experience dealing with jewery

My buy order got fucked by T212 and it sold 1 share of GME to buy another order I had lel.
Would have had 10 shares but now only have 9.

>tfw watching this all go down from the sidelines with straight powder waiting to pick up cheapies in a few weeks.

>>26796328
WHERE YOU GOIN?

THIS IS A PERFECTLY GOOD MOMENT TO THROW YO LIFE AWAY

>>26796365
I don´t think so. Look at the leverage of the fucking hedge funds and people, if the market keeps dumping they are forced to sell. They don´t find any buyers and have to sell at even lower prices which causes a real market crash

>>26796410
How can you make claims about something you're not informed about.

>just broke 5 digit club pre market

Imagine not being in memestocks

>>26796410
It doesn't matter. It's passed the point of needing actual buyers. It's stabilizing too hard for the shorts to hold, and people are about to exercise call options that are ITM rather than let them expire worthless. Some people can't even sell theirs.

>>26796431
german market is open since 3 hours though

>>26796349
>haha meme line only go up
you're part of the problem

Honestly, is it too late to purchase AMC stock right now? I've been fighting to get into my locked Robinhood account for 4 days and I don't think I'll get in soon.

Picture for attention

I actually posted about buying SPY 370 puts on here at the start of january but didn't go through with it.
Well, fuck.

Lets buy an airline: Norwegian Air Shuttle is down 98,5% in the last year, market cap about 260M$, biggest owners are two chinese holding companies at 8% and 4%. Shorted to all hell, thought to be going under. EXCEPT Norwegian government promised to help them out on non disclosed terms.
Anon could have controlling stake in an international airline to buy cheap teslas from norway.

>>26796538
buy all the you can afford.

>>26796507
The memes made me almost quadruple my portfolio in the last two weeks.
My only regret is not falling for the memes sooner.

https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>>26796287
Ding ding, going with this answer. Like what I'm seeing with the futures and the company stuff. I wonder if I'll get my second AMD out of this.

Vroom vroom!

Imagine what happens if Reddit realizes that the bond market has a record short position, but they won´t look at bonds anyways

>>26796635
And how long would I hold for?

>>26796639

I need more cash, this shit is only starting

So the biz thing right now is that meme stocks will pump today and tomorrow and then a whole-scale stock market crash next week?

SPY is overpriced anyway, I want it to dump so I can get index fund cheapies

>>26796703
>bonds
what are you, 80?

>AMC up from $5 to $20
Is it too late or will it go to $100?

>>26796715
literally 1-2 hedgies will go down among hundreds. shit won't crash.

my uncovered 5C nok looking pretty good. free 10k coming home to me. Back to 420 eow

how many people outside the us are here and are in gme?

>Everything is red except for the stuff I hodled for a long time and PLTR.
I guess the jews win afterall

>>26796290
>hear about event taking place in mainstream media
>make no effort to understand the underlying causes or effects
>choose to remain totally ignorant and label it
Yep sounds like Trumpism to me

Holy shit the euros are pumping my GME bags.

God bless you

>>26796795
In my opinion, it will depend on what happens with GME. If GME is successfully squeezed, AMC will go to the point. If it fizzles out, AMC will probably fizzle out too. All of this is riding on fickle retail investor sentiment.

When I click "Purchase" on GME or AMC on my broker does that meant I purchased a stock, or only a contract? And what is a stock call? Am I doing this correctly?

>>26796887
you're welcome

Is NOK a buy or should I just stick with GME and AMC?

I hope WRK is going to pump today.

>>26796915
You're too late to catch the GME and AMC trains. NOK is good for long-term gains but don't expect anything in the short-term.

Volume is even larger than yesterday

suck my dick TDA you can carry that 320 for the next 2 days

>he didn't buy Clorox and Dominos like the shaky voiced bald man told him to 11 months ago

Anyone else having trouble with e*trade?

>>26796902
Google is your friend or you could try maybe looking at the links in the OP they're literally there for newfags like you. You won't make it very far if you have to be spoonfed.

>>26796915
SOXL 2/5 calls are no brainer. Nokia said it missed anyways

>>26796988
pump hasn't even begun on GME and AMC

Will brokers """"go down"""" again today?

>>26797021
I'm not even gonna bother climbing aboard this shit, launch the rocket and crash the market so i can pick up cheapies already you fucking kikes

>>26795859
Is nok really ded?

Gme x2 today

I am a dumbass shit-ass poor college student
I don't have much money to work with

I've already put $200 into AMC @ 15.00
should I go full retard and put my last $300 in on open?

I feel like the regret will be brutal if it ends up shooting like crazy, but I'm also not much of a risk-taker. I know this is baby money compared to what many others are doing but I don't know what to do

>>26797082
I have, but the problem is that all the brokers in my country have no options. Its either buy or sell. People here and on wsb keeps telling faggots like myself to do stuff correctly and I didnt even know it was possible to do it wrong

>GME GREEN

>>26797211
I'd wait for a dip

>>26797109
They aren't going to climb much higher. AMC isn't even guaranteed to climb, and you're a retard if you think retail investors can drive AMC up the same way they did for GME

>>26797123
Yes. Huge sell-off after market opens will crash (((retail))) brokers while richfags leave you with the bags.

Only way to win was to sell before the masses

>>26797211
You will lose it all but you will win a great lesson.

>>26797231
oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO

>buying GME
best of luck to those brave souls
come back with gains or don't come back at all

>>26796028
bought at $15
was up 28% at close
will sell today if i get above that

>>26797211
there's probably gonna be a morning dip so wait for that. if you can't afford it you shouldn't blow your money on a meme though

Yep this is the crash innit

>>26797211
Throw a coin.

which of the memes do you think has the most upside left for a pump if you havent bought yet?

>>26797261
Shouldn't you be cleaning out your desk right now Melvin?

GME is back in the green
AMC is already POOOOMPING
Why do the aftermarkies even bother?

>>26797338
AMC for sure

>>26797338
AMC unless you don’t hate niggers or something

Fuck, I'm only going to have money next week, so I know that I missed the GME ship, but is next week too late to get into BB AMC and NOK?

>>26797211
Are you going to have a problem if you lose the money you put in? If yes, dont do it.

>>26797211
>should I go full retard and put my last $300 in on open
dont

should i sell BB when the market opens?

>>26795778

Everyone here disavowing GME doesn't know why it's going up in the first place.

GME is %100+ shorted out. That means there's more debt than there's actual stocks to pay that debt, which means everyone that has it will have it fucking skyrocket.

The shorts like Melvin and Citrus will go out of business and the price will moon. There's NO RISK if everyone holds. If it gets sold sub %90, then there's the risk they manage to liquidate enough to survive the squeeze and the whole thing crashes. If EVERYONE HOLDS, WE GET INFINITE GAINS. IF ANYONE SELLS, WE RISK LOSING EVERYTHING. DIAMOND HANDS FUCKERS OR YOU'LL RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE AND YOURSELVES.

THIS IS THE KIND OF EXTORTION THEY PULL ON US EVERY DAY, WE'VE JUST PULLED IT ON THEM.

The kicker? IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL. THEY WROTE THE RULES TO DO THIS, GOYEM. BUY GME AND FUCKING HODL BOYS.

buy GME AMC

>>26797261
Im fine losing all my money if the hedge funds go with me. Im not going to own anything in the future anyways. And i have yet to be so happy.

>>26797028
i stopped fucking with shares because of those margin calls. don't have that problem with options. You get results way faster like rapid vs pcr

>>26797370
It’s just the time where jewish trickery is legally allowed

>$370

We are breaking $400 today

>>26797261
imagine posting an anti-materialist meme on fucking biz. Why are you here?

Digits indicate how many times the market is halted check'em

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>26797370
Around 5am EST it'll slowly decline, bump up a bit on open, then dive for a few hours. Paper hands drop. Guys who sold PM at the peak buy the dip, and it happens all over again. Same pattern every night.

But Friday is the real shit.

i like how everyone continues to call them 'hedge funds' when they are clearly not hedged at all lmao

So JPM shorts silver to accumulate more silver and everyone says buying SLV will "stick it to JPM" because they "manipulate silver" but if they've unwound their short position and are sitting on the largest stockpile of silver then actually SLV going up would benefit them so their reaction to Redditors pumping SLV would be "oh no please don't squeeze me (sarcasm) oh no I'm so ruined (haha) I am hurting so bad from all these gamers rising up (I am actually rich now)". Did I get this right?

>>26797452
>Acquire money
>Retire early and eat ramen

I have a stupid question: what happens if the squeeze, or the golden opportunity to sell, happens during after hours or some other time when we can't sell?

>>26797473
nice one second stun, loser.

>>26797418
Paper-handed pussies cashing out are going to ruin your plans

>>26797343
I hope you enjoy HODLING:DDDD my bags you dumb goy
>>26797419
They won't. There are plenty of hedgies going long alongside retail investors, difference is that they have the means to dump everything within fraction of a fraction while Robinhood crashes

BUY
SNDL
YOU
FAGGOTS

>>26797505
you cant pump SLV it tracks the spot price of physical silver

its a tactic of melvin capital to get people to move their money somewhere else right now

>>26796171
Never before the people have the power to punish the "rich white men".

>>26797495
Yeah it's bullshit.
Same goes for "girlfriends". They are neither friends nor girls

>>26796834
Euro here reporting in, my poor ass only holds 3 shares though.

>>26797270
>>26797329
>>26797403
>>26797408
alright, I'm going to walk away from buying more. it would be nice, but it's not like that extra $300 in would change my life. I'm really not a gambler, it's just difficult to look opportunity in the face like this and play it safe

>>26797487
Uhh, it's 5AM EST right now and still going up. Are you in a pajeet timezone?

>BB recovering

YES LETS GOOOO
BB BROS RISE UP

>>26795915
what happens

>>26797611
you can buy just dont do it at open, it will drop

>>26797561
fraction of a fraction is a fraction. But I get what you say.

>>26797418
I wanna sell half my stock at 600-1000 to pay off my investment and leave the rest in though

sorry for the faq but why do hedge funds have to cover their expiring options on friday? couldn't they just let them expire?

>>26797211
>I feel like the regret will be brutal if it ends up shooting like crazy

You cant lose if you sell at a profit. AMC will probably go up in the mid 20's and definitely go up to the low 20's at least. At that point collect your initial investment or leave in however much your willing to lose. The thing about bubbles is that nobody knows when they will pop and thousands of people always get wrecked because they never cash out any profits.

>>26797547
That's what you get for using robinhood

CBAT what the fuck do something

>>26797629
AMC is going down right now

>>26797637
BB TO HIT 50
LETS GOOOOOOOO

long-termers

We still have multiple years of +30%+ SPY ahead including this year. Mostly due to fed and stimulus but don't miss out on the roaring 20s because of fear. These secular tech trends are all still undervalued in the longer run even if they look bubbly now.

how do we long sony ericson and cingular wireless

>>26797693
shorts, not puts. A short is a legal obligation to produce share at a point in time.

>>26795730
FUCK WHICH BROKER WILL ACTUALLY LET ME START TRADING INSTANTLY AFTER I SIGN UP
RH, WEBULL, ETORO, TD, ETRADE FUCK
I'm fucking signed up with like 10 different brokers at this point trying to board the retard rocket ship but all of them have waits for account verification/depositing. LET ME COME WITH YOU GUYS

>>26797726
stop posting men my dude

>>26797728
blessed and reassuring post in a sea of meme gamblers
thank you anon

So I've seen news that GME trading is "restricted" what the fuck does this mean? Does Robinhood and Ameritrade still allow you to buy into GME?

>giant market dip causing price crash
>wsb subreddit and discord goes down at the same moment leaving the casual investor in the dark about wtf is happening

very nice try, Jews.

>>26797710
What's the best alternative

>>26797769
Fugg. Me too bro. Even harder in Australia.

>>26797769
lmao

maybe they have those verifications so that dirty peasants dont jump on a meme train that will 100% make them lose their money

gonna buy some AMC with credit since i have no cash

>>26797821
Means you should buy AMC instead brother

>>26797769

I know when everyone was having problems yesterday I was able to buy AMC at it's lowest.

I used the RH app. Apparently is was working fine but web was fucked.

https://www.strawpoll.me/42528126
https://www.strawpoll.me/42528126

Short selling it once it hits 500

Hey anon, welcome back to the AMC. Here’s your popcorn my man, enjoy Birth of a Nation.

I had bought $2000 worth of NOK back in November for 3.60+ a share and sold it at 4.20+ before the memes started.
Coping hard rn

>>26797855
haha to the moon baby

>>26797769
got revolut sorted in 30 mins

today is going to be a bloodbath, isn't it?

Stay strong GME bros...
We AMC, BBBY, BB and NOK sisters are riding on your coattail, if you crash we're all going down

>>26797844
SHIT WHY WONT THEY TAKE OUR MONEY

>>26797852
I don't care if I lose I just want to ride with you guys

>>26797769
eToro sorted me out but that was last week

>>26797928
Can't wait to squeeze you too

>>26797721
POOOOOOOOMPS on my machine.

>>26797813
look at historic trends after every pandemic in history. Massive pent up spending, risk taking, and economic activity.

Sometimes a rest is the best thing for a "system" and people will be caught off guard by what happens over the next few years. There will be more economic activity, start-ups, etc than ever because of this. The fed and government WORLDWIDE are also all understanding that stimulus works far better than austerity so we will handle this recovery well worldwide.

This week is an anomaly for a long-term investor and you need to zoom out. JNJ vaccine data soon which means +100,000,000 USA single dose vaccines by end of april

>>26797607
I see, i feel like this is a lot simpler if youre american rather than european, but i hope it goes well for you

>>26797860
shtiposting boyyys let's pump the shitposting option!!

>>26797860
Took initial + 20% profit at 175% gain
hodl to infinity the rest

GME = Genetically modified everything

Moderna = Mode RNA

why are futures going up

>>26797986
Kek. Actually have some money to burn atm. Don't care if I lose money. Been putting off dabbling in stonks as a side hussle but now there's funposting too.

>>26798031
oh no no no no

>>26798031
Jews are getting sloppy

>>26798012
a fair and logical assessment by all counts
i'm just gonna keep holding. wish i had some cash to buy the dip with.

is 13.80 a good entry for AMC?

CHKAQ
that is all

>>26798045
what's with her hands? that pinky is weird

>>26798148
no, it's over for amc, it went up 300% anon

>>26798031
>we decided we dont want your money
jeez, i wonder

>>26797473
Play on a patch before the stun duration and the damage dealt aren't inversely related you fucking pussy
>6.66c WC3 master race reporting in

Might buy AMC this shit is mooning

>my boomer stocks are holding
>my memestocks are mooning
>my life is still in shambles

>>26798064
please bobo we can play later i promise ok

Alright boys my 300 dolan transfer to robinhood is underway. Im gonna buy something cool

>>26798064
Covid infection and hospitalization pullback
good earnings (despite action)
JNJ data coming
Roaring 20s dynamics

10b stock doesn't matter, the entire bond market worldwide doesn't make sense too for a decade. The irrationality of the system doesn't matter for let's say the progress of 5G technology.

>>26798154
>CHKAQ
don't touch CHK, they went sub $1 last year and had to perform a stock split to stay listed, all it has done is bleed money because of shit management since, it has bled from $60 after that split, don't just buy actual shit anon

Shorting should be fucking illegal.
If you don't like a stock put your money somewhere else you fucking hedgie. Hedgies will get the rope.

>>26797385
I'm black and I own 200 shares @4. Thanks for paying my rent.

>NOK
>BB
>AMC
>PLTR
>Portfolio is up 50%

Jesus how long do I hold for? What % am I looking at if I got into NOK, BB & AMC on Monday?

>AH PRICES BROKEN
AH PRICES BROKEN
>AH PRICES BROKEN
AH PRICES BROKEN
>AH PRICES BROKEN
AH PRICES BROKEN
>AH PRICES BROKEN
AH PRICES BROKEN
>AH PRICES BROKEN
AH PRICES BROKEN
>AH PRICES BROKEN
AH PRICES BROKEN

>>26798064
BACK IN THE CAVE BOBO

>>26798175
i just asked which meme still has pump potentially, anons are saying amc

Will NAKD lead to a NAK sympathy play or Redditors discovering NAK?

>>26798031

How fucking jewish

>>26798264
we're not fortune tellers, hold until you're comfortable

>>26798272
Also NOK.

>>26798267
it pumped 300% yesterday, you'd be buying the top and hoping for the best, when brokers are already attempting to limit gme and amc, the risk isn't worth it

Convince me to buy RYCEY.

With 20k to invest how should I split it up? Should I invest 2k in 10 things? 5 in 4? 10 in 2 or just all 20k in one?

If I sell the AMC top (~19.5), you guys think its gonna dip back down so I can buy in again?

>>26798023
pomp eet

OMG Guys screw the heckin' hedge fundies and dare I say Jews lol. Don't care if I lose out just wanting to crash the system bros!! Keep me posted on the next meme stock LMAO.

>>26798334
One broker trying to limit you from making money doesn't mean there isn't money to be made. AMC to 100.

god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it
Why didn't I buy more AMC, fuck.

>>26798175
and because it went up 300% it must do that again? typical gambler fallacy

https://strawpoll.com/cedp4o1qw

>>meme buyers poll

jesus fuck /biz/ is starting to look like a retarded trading floor

>>26798255
Been paying it bud. Welfare comes from taxes.

>>26798391
I dropped 10k on AMC at 11 bucks per share, right now I am sitting at around 10k profit but im holding most likely

>>26798389
If it doesn't go bankrupt it'll go back to $8.

Buying GME, AMC and BB is inherently antisemitic because all it does is target institutions with jewish heritage. It's not about making money but about hurting a minority, more exactly jewish investors, bankers and so on that had the courage to short some stocks.

>>26798391

kek look what message I got on 212

>>26797769
>Can't buy on etoro
>robinhood not available in UK
>trading212 disabled making new accounts

I just want to buy meme stocks with my frens

>>26798334
All memes will pump after a dip. Even the less meme'd memes like BB have been closing out days 30%+

>>26798201
And i'm out of booze!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MqBvcjxJ70

>>26798459
as opposed to the Davos-esque meeting of the minds that it was before?

>>26798457
you didnt list all the meme stocks dude
someone did a actual good poll of that on stockwitz

>>26798391
20k all in AMC dip. then sell for a calculated price target 20/40% etc

>>26798444
>One broker
numerous are doing different restrictions either on buying entirely or on selling and options, and again that's after the 300% increase

Retard student here, I don't have any broker set up. Does it take time to open an account? Whats the fastest option/best?

>>26798482
Chances on this?

POOOOOMP AMC YOU ROODYPOOS

>>26798533
I did Robinhood in like 10 minutes.

>>26798521
>tfw i dont get the reference

its a relief from shitcoin spam but its a bit much

>>26798528
They wouldn't be my broker long after that. Get a better broker.

>>26798494
They are trying to scare off as many goyim as possible

>>26798523
thats the OTHER option you fagget

>>26798533
Stay out idiot. This is the worst time for new people to enter

>>26798533
You're too late

>>26798607
its not other though theres very clearly BB and nokia and sndl and whatever else

which have their own unique followings u didnt do ur research

is this a sell wall?

>>26798590
When was that? I've had my account being reviewed since yesterday.

>>26798533
Three days too late, however stick around

>>26798498
thank god we have a scuffed Robinhood clone here in germany
maybe try degiro?

>>26798459
Been like that for two weeks now when the crypto kids took over. I now only come to /smg/ once a day to see if it's back to normal.

The cubes had a -2.5% day and nobody cares. MSFT, FB and AMD report numbers but nobody even mentions it.
/smg/ is fucked for the time being.

>>26798456
some of this shit is utterly delusional, i had amc from $4 but i know when i'm happy with my gains, and i sure as fuck know not to start buying shit that's already 300% up
>>26798598
mine isn't affected, i'm with ibkr

>>26798541
Not anytime soon.

>>26798656
i cant list them all. you are over complicating things unless you want to make the poll yourself

>>26798656
How many pictures of gooks do you fucking have? Are you at least a gook yourself?

>>26798682

Ahh. This was three days ago. Clearly the brokers are trying to keep us out.

>>26798533
>>26798533
You are walking into a one life game of dark souls wondering how to get to the boss fastest.

Focus on getting good and respecting how hard it can be. There will be opportunities until AI run the entire market. Doubling your money won't solve anything for you. Getting steady gains over and over again is far better than hitting a yolo.

>>26797605
kek

>>26797972
fuck I made an account only to find out stock trading is limited to UK
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

LOL

OH NO NO NO IM BEING RUGPULLED BROS

ALL GAMESTONK AND AMC FROZEN PERMANENTLY UNTIL IVNESTIGATION BY GOVERNMENT

AKA WERE SEIZING UR ASSETS

OOOOOOOOOOH NO NO NO


g g g game over

this WILL end the stock market for individual investors

because of biden

>>quick /smg/ buyers sentiment poll
>>quick /smg/ buyers sentiment poll

https://strawpoll.com/cedp4o1qw

Jesus Christ. I hope nobody of you fools buys that dip.

Need to break $380 today. That’s resistance level

I bought GME on 212 yesterday and it's not showing up in my pf anymore
>>26798494

Those other meme stocks aren't shorted as much as GME though so they're just a pump and dump and there are going to be bagholders

new to this, what is the next plan? i mean it's beyond risky to invest in GME and AMC now or isnt it? would appreciate some non Larp tips,

the fuck I buy with 10k? all memes already pumped to retardness

>>26798741
>you are over complicating things

actually im not overcomplicating it because some of those other stocks in the twitter/stockwitz poll actually had other stocks that had more votes than gme

gme was like 5th on the list

>>26798811
kek

>>26797769
I will, send me your money and I'll buy stonks for you

>>26798814
tinny get help please man don't do it.

>>26798814
Fuck off with your FUD, buglover.

>>26798866
Sounds like a you problem.

>>26798696
Which clone are you talking about?

>>26798698
Embrace the meme economy, buy NOK and HODL for no reason

>>26798885
UVXY

>>26798935
>>26798935
>>26798935
NEW

>>26798885
Go back to discord, friend. But the new meme answer is NOK.

>>26798784
Just hop over to /mu/ and you'll find an unlimited stream of it. You're welcome.

>>26798494
>>26798866
the brokers that have been problematic during this meme war should just be dropped after this, dont give them business if they arent going to provide a decent service and hinder your ability to make money

>>26798914
you seriously dont think this is going to end with biden banning robinhood and individuals from investing in the stock market?

of course it is , its a fact.

the regulators are coming theyre already pushing it on fox news

>>26796028
reporting average cost 4.87 still cumming still holding sold 0%

>>26798895
Either hold the cash or decide you have brass balls I guess and FOMO into the fray.

>>26798832
Are we heading down more?

>>26798900
who the fuck cares this isnt stockwits its /smg/ if you want to make a better poll then do it yourself

>>26798832
explain the relevancy

>>26799011
but biden is supposed to be based

I want to get out but... This:
>https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/we-have-some-bad-news-gamestop-shorts?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+zerohedge%2Ffeed+%28zero+hedge+-+on+a+long+enough+timeline%2C+the+survival+rate+for+everyone+drops+to+zero%29

>>26798907
I literally spent a while yesterday thinking about who I knew and trusted enough that were invested in stocks already yesterday to give my money to. The answer was 0.

>>26796028
@19.24

>>26798533
don't buy in now, wait for the dip after this craziness is over then get in

>>26797261
After hours going down because they don’t let us plebs trade so they drive the prices down to scare us. Obvious and it will fail like it has been failing for a while now.

>>26796028
i will be with you soon...

>>26798391
At least 50% in LCTX. The rest in Bitcoin maybe?

>GME 400$+

>>26798012
I missed the boat on these meme stocks but I'm learning as much as I can until I'm set up. Got 10k to put in the markets. Looking like it'll be a good time to get in soon. I'll make damn sure I'm in on the ground floor of the next memestock.

>>26799471
>>26799288

>>26799471
Just wait and watch for now.
There’s always money making moves don’t need to rush

>>26798031
Does this happen often? How can they get away with blocking trades just because people are making money off them?

that vertical green line is giving me an erection bros...

Fucking robinhood won't even loaf the sign up page

BB BROS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>GME at 500

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>gme at €370

finally, it will be the ferrari, sir.

oh no NO GME IS CRASHING AAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA