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Is it worth buying VIX right now with the absolute insanity that is the market right now?

I literally had a random homeless person I see on the intersection sometimes tell me I should get GME shares.

>> No.26775628
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>>26775563
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.26775702

>>26775563
Idk - I don't know. But thanks for the file
>saved

>> No.26775709

>>26775563
he probably posts here

>> No.26776078

>>26775563
listen to him. You will see he is no longer homeless soon

>> No.26776710
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>>26775563
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/qeTw0c6vxO8
https://youtu.be/i6gk4lW1hPo
https://youtu.be/XKBfmjoDNtw
https://youtu.be/QedqWdZPncc
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https://youtu.be/NUTXkDFvOOE
https://youtu.be/PVrjozFHCr4
https://www.webmd.com/sex/porn-addiction-possible
https://easypeasymethod.org/
https://yourbrainonporn.com/
https://nofap.com

>> No.26776867

>>26776710
based

>> No.26776942

>>26776710
Soijak?

>> No.26776958

>>26776710
nofap is for depressed incel virgins

>> No.26777776
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AAAAAAAAAAAH GIVE FUJIWARA GF PLS

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>>26777776
Holy shit off by one and I wasn't even trying. Nice palindrome tho

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>>26776710
cope

>> No.26778624

>>26778117
lmao based

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>>26777776
me too anon, me too

>> No.26778828

>>26775563
the thing about volatility, is it does settle out. you buy it anticipation of change. if changes keep coming it gets worse, but how much more change are you anticipating? how many stocks impacted? what kind of volatility are you expecting? honestly vix is the most emotional trade out there. i know emotions drive most decisions. so are you seeing more decisions? or less? and just long short vix... honestly it's a great instrument, but truth is i was going to buy my gf dinner, but she bought me dinner..she gave me all the protein and ate all the vegetables.. she taught me more korean... i dunno..

>> No.26778965

>>26778802
>>26778047
>>26777776
continue

>> No.26779243

>>26778828
based ramble poster

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>>26778965

>> No.26779436

Chika smells like strawberries

>> No.26779610

>>26775563
>buying vix
god we really are getting raided by retards still aren't we

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>>26779382
STOP SABOTAGING MY NO FAP!

>> No.26779898

sorry i forgot we were talking about vix, and i was distracted for a second.. so uhh the best thing is like neutral. neutral is 0... if i was going to teach an asian woman how to drive. i would teach her neutral is 0 nothing is going but watch your surroundings. so what's surrounding us? catastrophic failure but institutional investors? forced liquidations? lots of people making and losing money? who's losing other peoples money? well everyone.. I remember a rouge wave in the natural gas market that wiped billions off of some one. I also remember seeing oil prices go negative...

what does any of this have to do with volatility? the truth is shorting vix when it's high is usually the right move. however... low 30s isn't even that high... how bad are things going to get? that's the question how much up and down will the rest of the market have to incur... wait... i ate dinner i uhh... i literally have the gookfu gf... fuck i fuck around her back, she's the best... she cares about me more than words can explain... well i can try. i drive her up a wall, and she thinks about me she can't even stop she just can't even take me out of her own mind... i accept blame for the crazy bull shit she does when im gone. i'd jump on a lit fire for this woman... she's better to me than almost anybody.

with regards to vix? are you trading the nearest contract or the one months out? honestly shorting vix is retarded.. things are changing, and damn my gf, she's changing too, but omg her face im so in love... i mean she's it for me.. i think im done with other women.

>> No.26779928

>>26775563
i swear /biz/ has the best fucking taste in coomer pics
no other blue board makes me fap this much

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>>26779713
No.

>> No.26780269

yeah so im out of the futures spot vix trades at the moment... you need like 100k to just fuck with that futures market... i love that vix though.. the truth is it comes down just as fast as it rises, and it hits the top when the market hits bottom, and KABOOM BABY!!!!

>> No.26780835

>>26778117
based

>> No.26780912

>>26776710
it's ok as long it's 2d

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>>26777776
>>26778047
>>26778802

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>>26779928
Everyone post your favorite 6 digit, um... Profits.
NOW.

>> No.26781659

>>26779898
Kek, this is clearly a bot. Reminds me of talktotransformer which used to be free but it was trading on your nuts from the covid relief to see what happens when I get there so much more expensive for the average person.

I usually like to buy a couple far dated vix calls and sell when the spikes inevitably occur. If you want a nice trade for social-unrest-flavored volatility, DGLY acts as a cheap VIX proxy and has decent options liquidity.

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>>26779928
It's not just the coomer pics, the mere state of making making money and beating your competition at the game raises your confidence and testosterone in general, which in turn feeds your urge to reproduce more. This is why every third politician, movie director, wall street exec, etc gets caught in a sex scandal, they have constant victory nectar flowing through their veins. Being on /biz/ is literally exactly like being a US senator and seeing your 22 year old secretary in a pencil skirt bend over to pick up a paper she dropped.

>> No.26783387

>>26781131
that's lewd as fuck, and somewhat canon

>> No.26783652

>>26777777

>> No.26783683

>>26781659
No, he’s just like this when he’s drunk which is about every night.