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26777026 No.26777026 [Reply] [Original]

I'm retarded and I have no idea what I'm doing right now. Please help

>> No.26777145

>>26777026
Buy high, sell low

>> No.26777275

Doge now or never

>> No.26777325

Get btc and eth for starters

>> No.26777330 [DELETED] 

>>26777026
Buy 1 whole bitcoin

>> No.26777380
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26777380

XSN is based

>> No.26777407

>>26777325
What if I cant afford a whole BTC?

>> No.26777694
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26777694

>>26777407
Monero (what bitcoin noobs think they bought)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8quGD9W7B2I

>> No.26777962

>>26777026
I share this anon's position. Which app/website is best for shitcoin investment?

>> No.26778086

>>26777026
Unironically doge.

>> No.26778100

>>26777407
Do whatever you can to afford one. Ask for loans, suck dick, whatever it takes. With my 15k savings I was able to afford 3 whole BTC only 10 months ago (when it was at ~5k low at the start of the pandemic), and now at its current stable price of 30k those savings are only worth half a coin now. I have basically made 75k and I am still holding. I am hooked and will buy at another big dip or hopefully crash. Also, only invest money you can afford losing.

>> No.26778281

>>26777962
Coinbase pro and Blockfolio. Theres different exchanges that sells difference coins other than coinbase pro like binance and etc. and you can keep track of all of them through blockfolio. Reminder to never sell at a loss. good luck

>> No.26778327

I jsut signe dup for coinbase and did $100 USD on BAT i wanted doge but its not listed? Kraken wouldnt let me sign up for verififcation bs, idk wtf im doing lol just pump BAT bros

>> No.26778419

>>26777026
Hedera Hashgraph

it's cheap and it will pump hard

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26778799

>>26777694
I already have a minuscle undisclosed amount of XMR
>>26778100
I live in a third world country at a rate of $18 for dick sucked I would need to suck 74 dicks a day for a whole month to afford a BTC

>> No.26778852

>>26777026
fastswap going to 20x in the next 3 days

>> No.26779218
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26779218

>>26777026
1. Learn how it actually works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBC-nXj3Ng4
2. Install metamask, create a wallet using ropsten and get some free test eth https://faucet.ropsten.be/
3. Learn about defi and defi-shitcoins https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh1ob28ceGdqohUnR7vBACA
4. Experiment by sending transfer, learn about fees, make some uniswap trades, use some defi platforms with your test eth
5. Once you're comfortable you can buy real eth and start trading shitcoins.