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Am I the only one who unironically wants the hedge funds to win?

>> No.26768214

yes

>> No.26768228

>>26768180
MOOOOOODDDDSSSS BAN THIS FAG

>> No.26768258

...why?

>> No.26768265

>>26768180
no, I'm sure we have a few kikes around here.

>> No.26768270

>>26768180
please elaborate

>> No.26768285

No because I am not a psychopath that preys on the misfortune of others like Melvin capital.

>> No.26768323

Me too.

Reddit faggots screwed our safe place, now I want them to fucking burn.

>> No.26768325

>>26768214
Well I guess that settles it.

Fuck you op btfo

>> No.26768383

>>26768228
Mods don't work for you redditfag.

>> No.26768403

>>26768180

> destroy culture and religion
> wonder why everyone is out to get theirs

I'll never understand boomers.

>> No.26768461

I don't understand why it took a bunch of internet autists to start the squeeze. Wouldn't a rival hedge fund be better placed to do it?

>> No.26768465

Unironically with you. The media is going to run with this story and draw numerous parallels between what is happening with the Capitol Hill riot earlier this month.

Hope none of you wanted to work in finance.

>> No.26768476

>>26768180
Nah, nothing beats watching /biz/ seethe.

>> No.26768487

>>26778180
This is cringe and fagpilled
>>26768265
This is based

>> No.26768658

Jealousy is a low testosterone trait anon. Stop being onions fag

>> No.26768898
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26768898

I am a gorilla, murder yourself.

>> No.26769168

>>26768461

Because all the Wall Street firms collude with each other.

>> No.26769287

>>26768265
this
OP has a large nose and funny hat

>> No.26769323

I don’t want idiots rewarded for their stupidity so i want wallstreet to win.

>> No.26769395

>>26768180
Yes.

>> No.26769691

>>26768180
I'm a bit conflicted because while I do hate reddit culture, this has somehow managed to rile up normans to the point that they might realize shekelburg has been behind the curtain all along playing them for fools.
As far as the hedge fund losing money, I couldn't give a fuck less. It's all worthless paper anyway. Honestly it's not even paper they just add extra zeros to their accounts whenever they need to.
>>26768228
nypa
free speech is accepted and encouraged here unlike plebbit you fucking pseudokike

>> No.26770173

Shorting preys on companies that overvalue their stock. It’s a good thing. GameStop is a shit company with no future and no amount of pumping is going to save them.

>> No.26771294

>>26768465

Lmao. I work at a FAANG tech company. Half the people at work are talking about how they bought GME and AMC. Nothing is going to happen

>> No.26771376

>>26768180
There must be something sinister and wrong with you mentally/morally to think this anon.

>> No.26771413

>>26770173
gamestop was already undervalued which the naked shorts themselves were causing

>> No.26771438

No if Trump was in office all the Reddit users would be killed I miss his cock in my ass so much Trump I love you

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26771460

>>26768180
go fuck yourself

>> No.26771590

>>26768180
I dont really care who wins, I just want maximum chaos and disruption. I see nothin but opportunity in the near future

>> No.26771602

>>26768180
Yes, I want to see redditfags get financially ruined because they FOMO'd into an extremely volatile asset. Good for the whales, yes. They have made it. But I want to see the latecomer redditors who think they're "standing up for something" lose their savings.

>> No.26771679

I wanna see Congress give a bailout to Wall St before they give stimulus checks to their constituents. I think everyone is going to be super happy with that outcome, and there will be no outrage whatsoever.

>> No.26771701

>>26771413
newfag
>>26770173
good post ITT

>> No.26771712

>>26771602
redditfags are not worse than hedge funds. eat shit

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26771847

>>26768180
Gas yourself you fucking kike.

>> No.26771851

>>26771712
Oh, you ARE a newfag. I remember your new moralfag type from chanology.

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26771873

>>26768180
when the hedge funds win... the stock market is doomed forever.... because then everyone and by EVERYONE... I mean everyone knows the game is rigged. Nobody will invest anymore. Wall Street as we know it will cease to exist.

>> No.26771932

>>26771413
>>26771701
short squeezes have historically lasted for several months
and GME had been shilled on /smg/ for the entirety of last year

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26771968

>>26768180
I don't
I want big meaty federal justice
Redditfags in prison = maximum seethe
They will never, ever work in finance
They will never, ever trade stock again
They will never, ever make it

>> No.26771972

>>26771851
idk, hes not wrong. I care way more about freedom of speech and a free market than I do about hating reddit. Ya they're fucking fags, but they should have the right to invest their money however the fuck they want to

>> No.26772047

>>26768180
Me too but mostly because what's happening kills the entire stock market and makes it unpredictable and hard to get into. I don't care who is getting rich or not, I want normality back.

Stocks should be based in interest not hype. I don't think GameStop should be worth double of Apple.

>> No.26772075

>>26768180
I see you enjoy getting fucked in the ass. Good to know anon.

>> No.26772080

>>26771679
Best case scenario desu.
>$2k checks if you vote for me
>sure, we'll send those $1400 check soon
>we'll get them by March, we just want to negotiate
>by June we'll get them, we promise

>> No.26772132

>>26768180
Fighting greedy kikes by being a greedy kike yourself isn't making the world a better place. They are just as bad as the hedge funds as they don't give a shit about Gamestop either

>> No.26772136

>>26770173
>has never thrown money at a stripper for pure entertainment

>> No.26772145

>>26768180
no, lots of other kikes do

>> No.26772172

>>26768180
Yes you massive faggot.

>> No.26772188

>>26771602
All the billionaires in the world to hate and you choose to stand up for them against the common man. You're really NGMI.

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>>26768180
yeah. wtf is wrong for you.

>> No.26772232

I want the hedgefunds to win because completely BTFOing out normies will disenfranchise an entire generation of investors and encourage mass adoption of DeFi and crypto

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>>26771712
/biz/ can say nigger
hedge funds can say nigger
reddit can NOT say nigger

We are closer to hedge funds than reddit

>> No.26772269

>>26771873
Nobody will invest anymore if you guys turn stocks into crypto 2.0.

Because this is literally what it's happening right now

>> No.26772302

>>26772047
>Stocks should be based in interest not hype
Then it sounds like you should want greedy shorters to get punished for over-leveraging and buying more shares of a stock than there are in circulation

>> No.26772368

>>26772188
They are all jew golem who will never wake up and become democrat donators. Why would I want them to be richer than me?

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26772381

seek discomfort

>> No.26772389
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26772389

>>26768180
>Am I the only one who unironically wants the hedge funds to win?

>> No.26772479

Jew

>> No.26772541

>>26771460
>>26768214
>>26768265
>>26768325
>>26768658
>>26769287
>>26771376
>>26771847
>>26772075
>>26772172
>>26772194

Get the fuck off my board faggots.

>> No.26772555

>>26768323
Fucking snowflake faggot you’re worse than lgbtqxyz faggots.
Tho I agree it was nice to have privacy even if only the illusion of it

>> No.26772651

>>26768180
Normie here, its funny watching the kikes get a taste of their own medicine, but seeing the redditors get outjewed at the last minute will be a massive salt mine of lulz

>> No.26772659

the thing is, whatever happens its a mix of institutions and retail on both sides, theres citron getting owned but then also blackrock holds gme and im sure a million other actors on both sides

>> No.26772945

BlackRock and RC Ventures are in on this. They have raked billions in paper profits due to this spike up. There you go OP, hedge funds still wins at the end.

>> No.26772970

>>26768180
It's gonna be a shitshow when GME finally crashes and all the new traders holding out for 20000 or whatever get wrecked. 99% of r*ddit posters right now have no idea what they're doing.

>> No.26773083

>>26772269
Stocks are fake and gay anyway, fuck'em in the boipussy.

>> No.26773182

>>26768180
yes, are you jewish?

>> No.26773230

>>26768461
Because its not as (((organic))) as plebbit would like you to believe.

>> No.26773257

>>26772232
The only possible good thing that could happen from the hedge kikes winning is that people will truly realize that the game is completely rigged. This could trigger a violent reaction or push people towards crypto. I rather see violence because the jews will buy their way in to crypto just like everything else and then we have (((defi))) and (((crypto))). Or they will just bribe congress in to banning it.

>> No.26773302

>>26768180
Why? They have been playing nice with each other so long they forgot what competition was.

>> No.26773327

why
they've been fucking us forever
GME market cap is 20billion and the entire stock market is literally 20trillion

>> No.26773383

>>26768180
You're a melvin shill.
Please slit your throat slowly.

>> No.26773395

>>26769691
>they might realize shekelburg has been behind the curtain all along
You must be joking. They think its "rich white men"

>> No.26773497

>>26773327
short squeezes always have the potential to cause market crashes since their popularity causes people to uninvest in other stocks to buy in

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26773556

itt: faggots who missed the bus are and salty that reddit users made more money than them

t. 300k up on GME, 100k up on AMC

>> No.26773738

I still want hedge funds to lose, but Melvin Capital in particular is not all that evil by hedge fund standards. I think a lot of pension funds are at risk to so I hope that their short positions get fucked but the whole company doesn't tank.

>> No.26773819

>>26768180
I do.
This will show everyone how the game is rigged, creating an even bigger shitstorm.

>> No.26773933

>>26768180
No, you're not the only jealousfag.

>> No.26773957

>>26773497
Reminder GME marketcap is 0.025% of the total US stock marketcap.

>> No.26774147

>>26773738
Melvin Capital isn't alone in shorting GME, everyone was doing it, they were just stupid enough to bet more than they have.

>> No.26774237

>>26768180
I wan them both to loose, which is why I am shilling for redditfags to hold, when clearly everyone should cash out now

>> No.26774317

>>26773819
based

>> No.26774347

>>26773738
I don't give a single fuck about boomer pensions, hopefully this is bad enough that they rope and jobs in fields locked out due to boomers become a thing again.

>> No.26774570

>>26773957
regardless of the market cap of the stock being squeezed, the fact is that if it causes a bunch of other investors to move their portfolio to gme and it aligns with a market correction it has the potential to cause recessions

>> No.26774748

>>26772047
t. kike

>> No.26774751

>>26774570
So you are saying people moving 1/4000th of the money from a bunch of different stocks to a single one can cause a crash.
Any historical precedent on that?

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26774996

i dont own stonks but hudge funs melting down isnt nearly as funny as the very public meltdown that will occur when babby's first ponzi scheme gets bitchclapped by the SEC so I want that.

>> No.26775001

>>26774751
https://www.barrons.com/articles/dow-jones-industrial-average-slipped-gamestop-short-squeeze-pain-51611699993

>> No.26775251

>>26775001
>Barron's is an American weekly magazine/newspaper published by Dow Jones & Company
I believe it.

>> No.26775310

>>26769691
fistly this>>26773230
secondly (((they))) are on both sides of teh fence, publicly they will lose, hedge funds go under ect, but really they are winning.
The most likely outcome here is that hedges and banks will go under, tax payers will foot the bill, a few reddit traders will make bank but the stock will drop to nothing and be unselable while the average joe looses their life savings and (((they))) who own gamestop just completely bamboozled everyone and made bank like never before, and (((they))) orchestrated this because they can, because people are idiots.

Still, fun to watch

>> No.26775398

>>26774996
Who's running the ponzi scheme?

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>>26768180
And we will, just you watch ;)

>> No.26776723

>>26768180
Yes. Whats your reasoning?

>> No.26776828

>>26768180
Why tho?

>> No.26776829

>>26768285
Small dick energy radiating from you

>> No.26776892

I want to enter a short plaese advice needful

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26777373

>>26768180
>t.

>> No.26777540

>>26768180
JUDEN

>> No.26777867

>>26777373

My God, just look at it. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING. IT HANGS. IT FUCKING HANGS. WHO ELSE HAS A FEATURE LIKE THAT? NO ONE, ONLY KIKES.
FUCK KIKES.

>> No.26777982

>>26768180
I don't want them to win, I just want to see the panic when it dawns on people that in order to actually receive the profits that are currently showing in their portfolios, someone has to actually buy millions of shares of fucking gamestop for hundreds of dollars each