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Shorting Gamestop now. Am i retarded or will i be a biz chad?

>> No.26766361

>>26766261
absolute retard. wait until friday at least

>> No.26766841
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26766841

>>26766261
97% of the float is still shorted as of today. You're GIGANTICALLY retarded.

>> No.26767035

>>26766841
cant he still open a put option tomorrow morning?

>> No.26767078

Fuck, I wish that was me.

>> No.26767143

>>26766261
enjoy your ∞ loss

>> No.26767258

>>26766261
I'm also short. I was a little scared early this morning but we have Reddit beat tomorrow, Friday is literally Qanon tier schizo ramblings. Hedge funds don't just sit there waiting to get fucked by people announcing their intentions to do so.

>> No.26767347

>>26767258
>>26766261
Fucking retards

>> No.26767357
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26767357

>>26766261
I was thinking of waiting until monday once the dust has settled and melvin is liquidated.
Is this a solid play?
No way this shit stays in the hundreds, right?

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26767418

>>26767258
see
>>26766841

>> No.26767742

>>26766261
Thanks for the money i guess

>> No.26767851

>>26767418
You are going to lose cohesion first.

>> No.26767926

>>26767357
Not a bad idea. This is basically a pump and dump. Make sure to keep an eye on when ledditors are planning to cash out.

>> No.26767964

>>26766261
You are a retard. I used some options calculators to check the profitability of long dated put options to short as well and they are WAY to over priced. It was like 50% gains at best if everything goes perfectly which was disappointing. I'd probably do better playing volatility and buy both puts and calls

>> No.26767973

>>26767357
Friday is the dump, that's why they keep telling you not to sell before Friday afternoon.

>> No.26768106

>>26767258
>Hedge funds don't just sit there waiting to get fucked by people announcing their intentions to do so.
this, i don't get why people are acting like friday is some hard deadline. if they think everyone will dump monday because the squeeze hasn't happened, then they'll just hold til tuesday

>> No.26768454

>>26766361
Am i a retard. I mean im new in this but shouldnt i short at its highest? Why would i wait for the dump?

>> No.26768572

>>26767035
Volatility will crush you idiot

>> No.26768639

Wouldn't puts be better?

>> No.26768856
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26768856

>>26768454
Because it's not at it's highest you retard faggot. see >>26766841

>> No.26769024

>>26768856
Thanks. But if everyone dumps on Friday wont it be falling like giga hard like even more than before.

>> No.26769099

Literally retarded. Boomers are buying tomorrow and the short is up from 138 percent and now over 200 percent.

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26769221

>>26766261
Yo money mine now boi

>> No.26769283
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>>26769024
By the time you sell it on Friday, it will still be higher than where it is today.

>> No.26769367

>>26767973
Fucking this.

>> No.26769383

>>26766261
Made for BBC.

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>>26769383

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>>26770382

>> No.26770552

>>26766261
Do not short. Do you know how we even got into this situation?

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>>26770438

>> No.26770790

>>26770552
When is shorting time then. I mean it has to be.

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26770930

>>26769383
>mutt's first law

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>>26770438

>> No.26771670

>>26766261

If you are not larping do not fuck with shorting GME. You will find out. This is a once ever event. Buy whatever pissant amount you can, to tell your grandkids you were there. Buy and hold. Do not listen to the news. There is no SEC, the president is not actually "looking into" shit. When the price is fucking unreal, hold a bit longer. That spine in your back is meant for something. This is the time.

>> No.26772220

>>26767926

This is wrong. You'll understand later when they make a movie about it and someone explains it like you are five. Or whatever reddit does with those cartoons.

The plan, from 2019 was buy and hold. The event is coming.

>> No.26772615

>>26772220
Won't the legion of retards who sell low to buy their Teslas ruin long term hodl?

>> No.26772990

>>26771670
When do we sell if not friday?