/biz/ - Business & Finance

what the fuck is the aftermarket doing

>>26738777
Why did TSLA go down like that after hours? :(
I feel like aside from BB/NOK/AMC/GME, nothing else is doing well this week

>>26738777
Fuck it, Tootsie roll

>>26738777
Is UVXY still the official stock of /cmg/?

>>26739013
It's unironically a mini-gme waiting to happen

can't believe I side with the Jews on this one. fuck retail for fucking with my money

what the fuck is a broker?

KEK

>>26738982
Does this help?

>>26739045
50/50

either GME/ TR

or TR/ UVXY

im going full retard

sold my SPACs for more ARKG and one meme, feeling comfy bros

>>26739196
no, this only adds to the confusion – since when does EPS matter for Tesla?

>>26739126
ur gonna want /smg/ instead newfren, also google has many answers

>NAKD
just want to pass it along, up to you guys but i think they’re a bit undervalued despite the recent pump (under $1B mcap)
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/naked-brand-group-announces-transformative-134500259.html

>>26738963
correcting slightly I'd wager
friday is gonna be interesting.

So, if i use webull, can i buy and sell stuff starting at 4:30?c

>>26739168
idk if youre making fun of this but i am pretty terrified some news is going to come down. unimpeded this is going up, but i expect some...impeding

>>26739318
Apparently Q4 2020. I think there was an assumption that everyone would beat earnings. Christ, look at AMD.

>>26739270
How long do you plan on holding onto those AMC shares, are you not worried about a share offering?

>>26739332
>>26739126

>>26739168
ouch.
melvin needs to leave

Now that the normies are all in, tomorrow is the day of the rugpull.

>>26739547
idk I've already made like $12k if GME dump back to $20 I'll just buy cheapies

>>26739085
rat poster you are one of my favorites, always makes me smile

newfriend here, whats a comfy long term stock to buy? I dont want to buy indexes cause I dont expect to live to 60

>>26738963
bogging ALL my options

>>26739085
Same.
>>26739735
Also this.

>>26739810
PLTR unironically
buy and forget about it for a few years

>>26739073
>mini GME
More than double the starting price and even higher starting market cap.

>>26739810
4U. It's peak comfiness as we sit in this elevator

>>26739592
I'll probably ride out into Friday close seeing how the hype pushes it tomorrow. I bought in today at 13 so there's some room for error.

There was literally 1b volume today I don't see how they keep this down, but we'll see

>>26739899
>Sags
>almost bags
BEARISH

>>26739592
Holding until next week personally, I think we'll hit triple digits before we have to worry about that

>>26739810
TSM makes ALL the chips for Apple, AMD, Tesla, etc. Probably the comfort single stock long hodl.

>>26739971
We’re going to be hearing. “this is the next GME” for a while now.

>>26739971
That's why I said mini

>>26739724
The normies are definetely not all in yet, they will all get in tomorrow.

>>26740103
TSM or TSMC?

>>26738963
is VGL expected to really take off? pun intended. Whats good about BBBY or is it another WSB gamble?

>>26739948
Is it not too late to get into PLTR? They're already a $67B company.

>>26739724
Thoise RH registrations take some time to go through.

Whats your best predictions about this whole debacle /cmg/? SEC banhammer? normies making it? crash?

>>26740245
But by all metrics (except the one that matters, short float) it is bigger.

Did you end up bagholding fucking tootsie roll somehow?

>>26740400
TSM is the ticker for TSMC. Very confusing! Many such cases!

>Virgin Galactic and BBBY
I'm holding both as "market wide short capitulation" plays. BBBY is another undervalued retail turnaround story paying down debt and buying back shares. SPCE I actually think has a terminal value of zero somewhere around 2024, but for now it has 80% short interest and Mommy Cathie will be forced to buy millions of shares for ARKX.

Thank you for the prayers bros, this contract may be safe

DINGDINGDINGDING
HOWD YA DO TODAY BOYZ
I'm feeling great. took 25k$ profit from GME. almost at 3 figures. All it'll take is one green day and I'm finally at 100k
thanks guys

>>26740415
Memes aside, and I say this as someone who bought in @10 and then sold @33 only to re-buy mid-20s, it's the next Tesla/Apple-tier company. Just check their demo day stream and ask yourself if that isn't software of the future.

>>26740595
me? no I'm up over 1000% since I bought calls monday morning.

>>26739948
>>26740415
PLTR is super risky. I'm reasonably sure all their projects they got are for memes and marketing and actually cost more than they bring (in support, integration, maintenance). They basically create a new software for each customer from parts and a shitton of glue code.

If they can get way juicier contracts from these, and polish their business and support model, maybe. But I'm skeptical they can kick out incumbent defense and govt contractors.

>>26740557
What should happen (in my opinion) is that hedges should be prevented from shorting more shares of a company than there are available. Short positions should be regulated more heavily.

What I think will happen is restrictions on retail options as a “safeguard” when the bubble pops and a bunch of retards who’ve just aped in and have a clue what a stop loss or limit order is get left holding the bag.

>>26740557
Autistic normies making it. Turbonormies bagholding and whining. Tighter shorting and options regulations. Not much else.

Possibly a largeish market-wide crash like the flash crash we saw a few days ago, triggering the new recession. But that's a bit far fetched.

>>26740635
I'm finally above the PDT limit which is kinda neat I guess

>>26739810
ARK funds had massive gains in the recent past, more than doubling in the past year.
There are some other ETFs that have been pretty successful, focusing on semiconductors, China, Cloud Computing, Online Retail, etc.

If you want individual stocks, a solid company in those fields (like TSM or ASML in the semiconductor industry, Chinese online retailers like BABA or JD or PDD, etc.) is probably going to serve you well.

>UVXY mooning AH

Holy shit, are markets really that spooked?

>>26740645
It was fancy, but not apple-tier. Integration is an absolute bitch. They are basically a data science outsourcing company, and that does not really scale.

>t. sw engineer.

>>26740710
did you watch their demo day
they are gonna be a huge player in defense. give it 5 more years. They're gonna get bought by RTX or someone eventually

>>26740840
>triggering the new recession
The Great Gamer Depression

>>26740875
good job fren

>>26739810
>>26740951
also, adding to this, I'm going balls deep into ARKX the moment it launches

>>26741024
Yes. Maybe I'm just not as easily impressed, because I did similarly fancy demos with very shaky foundations.

>>26740951
>>26741125
thanks, I already have a bunch in ARK from my brothers advice although the DOW tanking has not been fun. TSM is definitely a buy for me. Whats ARKX?

Also this general is actually comfy wtf

>>26741031
The most retarded timeline.

FUCKING FUCK FUCK
THE DIX/GEX IS SAYING HARD SELL

AND WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO? I LITERALLY JUST BLUGHT BACK IN AT THE TOP AFTER TAKING PROFITS AND GETTING SPOOKED.

IM GETTING FUCKING REKT.

why isn't Johnson and Johnson stock worth more?

>>26741010
Name (ONE) comparable software suite that offers vertical integration of datasets for ANY company and is able to answer "what if" questions with no-code. And, keep in mind Foundry is only ONE of their current offerings, their commercial one. Gotham is already moving as standard in government, DoD clearance, and was used to catch Osama (to argue a clear successful use case). They didn't even demo their newest piece, Titan.

If you don't see the value, that's fine but I don't see how this isn't in the triple digits in three years or less

>>26741232
ARKX is gonna be an ARK fund specializing in space memes, and this general is comfy because it's slower – what afterhours /smg/ was before the Great Cooming

>>26741232
any good anime lately?
>>26741380
Because it's meant to be bought in 500k-1m share chunks by boombers

>>26741282
I regret not going 100% cash before close. TSLA earnings in 15min gonna dictate where we go tomorrow.

>>26741232
>ARKX
A new ARK fund that focuses on space exploration. It's not yet available, but shares of some companies were already soaring a few weeks ago, just because it became public knowledge that they were planning it.

>>26740875
Nice. Did you sell your last twenty gme?

>>26741542
Yeah they underperformed by 36%. NASDUMP incoming.

>>26741513
there is a new anime that's a rip off of that anime about the shield hero that is bad

>>26741585
I sold ten more today above $300, still holding for $420.69 but the afterhours price action makes me doubt it

>>26741449
I've otulined my reasons above. Just click my ID. We'll see. IMO once free debt and venture capital money dries up, they will be in a shitton of trouble.

>>26741633
>>26741542

Ah. 23% sorry.

>>26741738
It's bear season anons, hope you loaded up on UVXY/SQQQ
Have AAPL announced already?

On another note, and significant dips you boys are tracking? I was in FUSE heavy but pulled out this morning. I'm still bullish but there might be somewhere better to park 10k, SPACs are just to susceptible to what's happening and I don't see the broader market recovering in a day or two

>>26741899
GEVO.

>>26741897
Yeah they beat earnings by some margin. Look at the AMD surprise then the following dump. Fucking lol.

>>26741641
well I fucking just finished darling the in the franxx and I found it absolutely based. I undertand /a melted down during the premier, probably because the fat guy (them) gets cucked. as a fit guy with a wife I found it absolutely based.

>>26741897
a fellow bobo connoisseur. what are your positions? I'm SPY Feb26 350P myself.

>>26741899
I'm also looking at SEDG and NVAX. Solaredge looks very solid, and if they dip below their january minimum, it's absolutely a buy.
Novavax will come out with Phase III trials of their non-refrigerated vaccines (probably extremely succsssful) in a month or two.

>>26742124
Try Toradora for a similar experience.

>>26742133
Noice.
Loaded myself up to the tits with UVXY calls expiring Fri, gonna close a few tomorrow and roll them out.

Like fucking poetry kek

ok lets take back smg now

>>26741899
I bought the SRAC, MAXR and TSM dips today, I'm basically just transferring money from my meme squeeze stocks that are green into my long holds that are red

>>26742344
>>26742045

>>26742344
>>26742418
Ahh what have I missed?

>>26742248
noice dude. I'm on it. I believe it's on netflix, but since i have a vpn, a pirates life for me!

God fucking dammit, man.
The first time I heard Jim Cramer talk about GME, I should have put all my money into it. I should have known that as soon as it goes mainstream, the stock would continue multiplying for sure.

>>26740840
I can't believe there even has to be a law stating you can't short more shares than are available. That's some giga jew shit right there, and it's a tragedy they've been allowed to get away with this for this long.

>>26742124
I tried to watch this with my nieces and nephew but my niece said it was too inappropriate they are moralfags

>>26740036
I second this it's been a good week so far

>>26742654
well it IS a metaphor about teenage sex....

>>26742496
spam smg with bobos to scare pol and reddit

I Didnt even know what bear and bull was until a week after finding this site so maybe they wont get it.

>>26741562
When are they opening?

>>26742654
wow dude. no. as an uncle, leave your lewd shit to yourself. No telling what your niece will tell their parents, then you're getting arrested. fucking hell dude.

unironically biz might be seeing a ban

>>26742822
You are naïve but well meaning. We’ll be stuck in this separate thread until Tuesday I think. The spam only adds to more spam.

>>26742990
biz is shit.
I trusted you guyz on UTZ. now I just got a ... comfy... slowly growing....boomer...stock....

>>26743145
I've made money on every /smg/ pick I bought and lost on every one of my own

im gonna say it, im gonna fucking say it right fucking now

I bought nok today

>>26743323
That's sad in a way.

>>26742990
No-one cares about /biz/, we haven't been in the news. On the other hand WSB discord server has already been banned so who knows about the subreddit.

Buy vol. calls

>>26742990
>thinking hiroshimoot cares
If /pol/ didn't get banned after the March of the Boomers /biz/ is bulletproof

>>26743456
Incoming Reddit influx

PUTTING $200 IN NAKD TOMORROW LET'S GOOOOO

>>26742874
I didn't know what the show was going to be like I thought it was going to be like Gundam or something we didn't even get 10 minutes into it

>>26742990
they try very hard to not name us on mainstream news so we will never catch the same attention. only thing pulling these apes onto /biz/ is the WSB tagline that mentions us

>>26743558
thanks dude.
Lets get to ... 15? then dump? I wanted 20 but that might be greedy>>26743600

>>26743550
>incoming
have you been in a coma for the last week?

anyways either we redpill them on jews or they leave because we keep spamming big nose small hat memes, either way we win

>>26743558
When you look at a stock that went up by over 200% in a single day, how do you know it's going to continue the next day and won't immediately dump and lose half its value?

>It's bear season anons
Normie gf is currently listening to a TikTok video about GME, this is my exit signal

Is GUSH a meme?

>>26742124
darling in the flop sucks. but whatever. I also like things other people hate so I cant judge

>>26743600
lmao dude
I literally got into the show because the pilots were RIGHT IN THE ASSES of the others
>>26743715
You do the age-old stock market rule of NEVER INVESTING WHAT YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE

>>26743558
Wow, why is that girl squirting at such a weird angle?

>ohhhhhhhh noooooooo my sekrit club is ruineddddd
SMG used to be so much better years ago before the regular faggots jumped for crypto and we were left with anitrannis

>>26743639
Imagine calling out the hacker named 4chan again.

>>26743600
>Gundam
What's next, you're gonna watch Evangelion with them?

>>26743558
who is this semen spraying demon

>>26743718
we could see some violent whipsaw volatility before a real crash

>>26743430
Nah, I accept I'm still a complete amateur
Not gonna get better without trying

>>26743744
Yes. I remember anons trading it last year when oil was less than 20 dollars a barrel.

fuck im so high and retarded im trying to fud and failing so bad, whatever its moving too fast for anyone to notice.

I just noticed that genomics (ARKG components) are almost back to Dec 28 levels, ARKG itself is at $100 which is rather low. I should probably pivot from meme stocks to genomics (like NTLA and PACB) on Friday and hold a week or two for them to go +40% to +80%.

>made a shitton on amc today
>barely in the green because everything else is down
Anyone else in this position? I genuinely don't know how to feel. If I sell AMC at the right time, the rest should just correct soon, right?

>>26743833
threads are currently unreadable on /smg/ even after hours. Thankfully newfags will gas themselves soon anyways.

>>26743558
>>26743862
nvm found it
https://hentai2read.com/vitamin_gai_fn/1/

>>26743940
That's called a well hedged portfolio, anon.
I have no idea when to sell my AMC either.

>>26743933
yeah, $98 for ARKG this morning was a steal. i bought a nice 100 shares

WSB is gone?

>>26744536
its unironically ogre

>>26743833
>before the regular faggots jumped for crypto
/biz/ was created as a containment board for all the crypto threads polluting /g/, among other boards
Crypto was a cancer on /biz/ from inception.
>and we were left with anitrannis
What fucking website do you think you’re using, sir?

Guys, guess which company is currently highly shorted...
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/quote/BANE.ME/key-statistics?p=BANE.ME

>>26744536
Nevermind. Just private.

>>26744536
What are the implications if it's gone?

>>26744396
nice, I prefer to focus on top stocks because they pump higher, basically they have higher beta than ARKG, which itself has higher beta than SPY.

>>26744536
>>26744588
oh fugg, imagine there's a fraction of 3.5 million redditors furiously typing "4chan stocks" right now

>>26740697
Sure, lad.

>>26744536
>>26744588
>>26744725
>>26744766
It's most likely the mods making it private to keep out the newfags from spamming the sub. Loads of people were bitching about the crowd of newfags in various posts and discussions.

>>26743145
You dare complain?
At least it’s not getting crushed with BFT and the rest of the spacs

>>26745146
Dunno why you don't believe me, look at the chart

>>26745175
true, while looking if any of them were saying anything about the Sen. Warren statement (big surprise, none did) I found that most of the posts were about complaining about bots and newfags.

>>26745175
No that’s dumb
They just shutdown the WSB discord, because racism and other content not fit for television

No one knows what’s going on. I can’t believe I bought BACK into SOXL after selling and gave my profits right back.

The market is ready to gap down but I still don’t want to give up... it’ll come back right?

>>26745175
wish we could lock out new fags from biz

>>26745611
Can't do that without having accounts, which would be way worse.

>>26745175
well now the newfags are spamming here instead, thanks reddit

>>26745318
Lmao good on you you beautiful retard.

Please contain your GME hatred for an hour and watch this video.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZTr1-Gp74U

It's by guy who made $47M on his GME calls and shares, when he bought his position in July last year. Probably one of the best examples of fundamental analysis I've ever seen.

>>26745175
There was 2.8 million members in the morning and apparently there's now 3.5 million

>>26744396
Nice fish there mate

>>26738963
If you haven't noticed, all indexes are red today. Also, all retail went for meme stocks, which means other stocks lost support. I think GME FOMO has much bigger consequences than we anticipated.

>>26745175
>mods making it private to keep out the newfags
Wow that's impressive. Imagine if our jannies did, I don't know, literally anything.

GME down 25% lol

>futures

>>26746323
>Imagine if our jannies did, I don't know, literally anything.
The issue is that they’d fuck it up and ban crack whore sociopath anon again

>>26746323
On the other hand, they supressed talk of anything but GME.

>GME
im honestly shocked market makers didnt try this tactic earlier

>>26745568
I have faith it'll come back. Maybe I'm ignorant, but there *is* a worldwide semiconductor shortage, no?

>>26746378
buy the dip maggot

>>26743876
is there a chance it rises to the heights it was at before?

>>26746735
Wasn't enough fish on the hook yet

>>26746735
What happened? Did they drop price in last minute somehow?

>>26746735
Yeah you'd think premarket at least would be a prime target to move the price. It's like this across the board though, Russell 2000 shows that dip too.

>>26746735
'e downloaded RobinHood?

>>26746735
hahaha I love it you can't beat the Jews they always win. Especially on holocaust remembrance day, they wouldn't allow another shoah

>>26739013
>>26739073
I've been Tooting at you guys for almost a week now, it's gonna fucking happen, why don't you listen?
>High short %
>Low float
>Low market cap
>Low volume until today, but even that is relatively low
>Low (relatively) recent moonage
>Divvies
>Longterm stability
>Meme potential
Tootsie Roll (TR). TOOT TOOT.

>>26746930
Nothing happened, they dumped the price after hours on low volume where it wouldnt be contested so that normie could see a -35% and not be a le to do anything but stew in fear until 9:30. Theyre trying to shake people out

>>26746865
That I would not know. Personally, I don't think there's any chance that it would, though.

>>26742248
>SEDG
Cheers, I'm checking this out.

>>26747336
Thanks for explaining, although it's very antiemitic of you to point this out.

BB's aftermarket activity wiped out my gains today. Horrendous

>>26747631
Oy vey!

>>26747349
What makes you say that? And what do you think its new peak will be?

>>26746712
Shitposts are now being removed. What a world we live in.
Meanwhile 50 WSB posts.

my lil nokia stock is doin some

>>26747314
You have impeccable taste in brown waifus but questionable taste in stocks

>>26747822
Meme stocks are out, value investing is in.

Not every stock is a GME. BB at $27 was overkill and you should've sold then. Then again, I say that but I should've sold my SPCE during the peak too.

swear to god yall watch line go down like it's some sort of thing
nothing has changed. the buying pressure for heavily shorted stocks is still real. jews can play with themselves aftermarket all they like - the fact of the matter is your average retail investor CAN'T run, even if they're panicking enough to want to, and people who understand the short situation are going to look at this and see gains to be had
I suspect in comfyland we mostly understand this though

Forgive me for bringing this up in the comfy thread but holy shit these kikes can't handle regular people gaining even an ounce of power over them. Imagine how much of a groveling coward they would be if you held them at gunpoint. I bet they'd gladly suck your cock and literally eat your shit for just a slight chance of mercy. God, when can we just finely Minecraft them all for good?

>>26748314
I didn't think BB was that much of a meme, guess I was wrong...

>>26747822
it's nothing, the whole market took a little dip, it's not permanent

>>26747822
Cash out next time mate, don't be greedy. Hints you missed:
- all meme stocks grew in huge numbers today
- this means that normies shares were spread between different stocks
- ergo, not enough people to support price in each individual stock
- also, price of all meme stock stagnated in last hours, which support thesis that people lost interest in given stock
Now compare this to pumps that are in progress, where price keeps rising until the very end. In such circumstances, price will continue going up in AH. If it grows up in AH, then it can safely drop a little in pre market and at worse you will break even or have smaller loses.

>>26748319
THANK YOU
People are acting like without wsb, this goes nowhere. Makes me wonder how much the average GME investor understands why it's even going up.

>>26744019
frankly I prefer a stocks dominated bizzle anyway, trannys should just go make CCG or something and fuck off
>>26744627
Is what is is champ, SMG was a slice away from your kind in it's conception

>>26748472
it's probably not permanent, and if it is...well, exciting times for other reasons

>>26748608
My fault for not paying enough attention I guess. I didn't think it was a meme pump
>>26748472
True, I may just take my gains from it and throw it into TLS or NET

>>26748438
It's a good stocks but good stocks don't do 100% in under a week.

They've had no major announcements, no new partnerships, etc. nothing to prop up the price. It's just heightened awareness that they've reinvented themselves.

>>26748860
It's ok, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. I prefer playing safe so I cashed out everything today. I recommend playing with small money in risky stocks to try and recognize patterns and get burned few times. That's how I learned at least to play safer. And I started to make profits since I did this.

>>26748438
glad I sold after the first double lol

>>26747631
Kek

only Robinhood general thread veterans are allowed to post here

>>26738777
Is 30k going to hodl?

Buy the Enphase dip?
Y/N

Green Energy stocks only go up in Biden's America. Repeat the mantra.

>>26749397
That was a time and a half ago.

>>26749438
>Is 30k going to hodl?
>>>/out/
This thread is for adults to discuss big boy things like stocks, not for ADHD niggers to discuss shitcoins

Just woke up from a dank nap.
Everything is red. Haven't been here all day, but I'm not the only one, right?

>>26749776
ok, is 13k gonna hold?

>>26749619
Don't miss the train boys.

Well, my european bank calls are going to get murdered tomorrow.

>>26749964
Ask me how I know that you’re brown.

>>26749854
>>26748319

>>26749776
>has no idea about what the dow's doing
brainlet

How are people trading after hours? I don't get it.

It's gonna dip to tomorrow's low after market/pre market. I hope you have your wallet ready to buy the dip, anon

wew, market is taking a shit. It seems there is some blowback for the shenanigans the past week

>>26750289
you're looking for /smg/ newfren :)

>>26750235
>dow
Sorry. I’m used to seeing posts by curryniggers with the attention span of a goldfish.

>>26750387
Can't decide which dip to buy though

Who here /comfy/
These are retards first "big thing" and they will get shaken out.

>>26739013
ASO anon

>>26750640
>tfw almost entirely in cash with the exception of a few memes

Cooooomfy

>>26749397
tfw March crash newfag

>>26749854
hedgies went nuclear and coordinated mass shorting with the ban of reddit and reddit's discord

>>26738777
checked
also why cant i fucking deposit for the entire fucking dayyyyy

>>26750289
They wedged the door open with their noses.

>>26750640
I'm comfy all the time. Line can go up and down and I pretty much stay the same. Any anxiety and I just jack off. Calms me down right quick.

i weathered one nasdump, I can do it again

>>26750640
right here senpachi
Took fat gains for the day and get to enjoy the dump in AH

>>26750387
>>26750584
NVM I'll grab NET or TLS

Yeah, so anyways, I was talking to this slut that wouldn’t fuckn hand it over, so I grabbed her by th hair n I says to her, “the eThots fear The Portfolio”, n I shit you not, she literally peed n squirted at the same time. I had never been so disgusted in my life. I fuckn slapt tht hoe n said “clean it up!” She goes n whimpers so I toss hr on the ground n yell to lick it clean n she does. Literally never been so hard in my life.

>WSB locked subreddit now
>GME, AMC and other memes down AH
>TSLA and AAPL dumping on earnings

Brace yourself boys, it's going to be a rough one tomorrow.

Anyways, I sold 70% of my TR today. It was definitely the right decision since its monthly Bollinger4 which is ridiculous.
Also I miss Teh profit, Its too bad he had to die.
If you can see this from heaven teh profit, Im going to start a Harp duet with you for the angels

>>26750191
Ah, thanks. It's been a while since I was in this deep a red and was worried something bigger happened

>>26738963
Probably has to do with firms and corporate pieces of shit saying/doing stuff like this

https://mobile.twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1354474816414343172

God damn it I'm rooting for the hedge funds.. I don't have a GME position and I don't want them to sell of... plus I have been rootin' for putin all week because I'm long on ruble... what have I become... Jail all normies

>>26751771
Redpill me on TR

So what's a good play?
Buy more PLTR
Buy more TQQQ
Buy more WKHS
Buy more NET
Buy more TSM
That's pretty comfy
Thinking of buying above for $80k
Or suggestions?

>>26751951
>rooting for the people that would willing crash your housing market, and your debt market, and constrain your credit market, and...
Regardless of whether or not you have skin in the meme game, why would you hate yourself that much to root for the big fags?

Never been comfier. I made all good moved in last few days. From buying and selling at right point to no FOMOing into meme stocks before close. I won't be investing for a month I think to cool down. Worst decissions I ever made were right after making money due to overconfidence.

I CANT SNNHOOOOOOORT

So I went away for 1 week and suddenly this place is actually talking about stocks and not shitty fictional coins now? What happened?

>>26751951
Forget your trip?

>>26751997
its a good company that was undervalued for years. I started buying in 2018 then some brilliant autist let the world know about its short interest and now its pumped bigger than ever. I bought it because I love Dots, thats the best candy ever

>>26751771
>Teh profit
I remember that nigger from right around when I started.
He dropped off after about a year or a couple months because he didn’t want to have a tripcode anymore.
He used to have that 8ch board with all the PDFs, until the FUCKING JOOS took down the site!
Preddy sure he’s homeless or some shid over in Jew York now.

God damn, GME price is jumping up and down HARD and it’s fucking 7:30. Whats the volume? Hedgies are fighting it out right now

>>26752252
Market is unpredictible as fuck right now. There are way too many stocks to chose from and indexes are red. I'll pass.

>>26741282
Lol I did exactly this.
It's the 2020s bro, just buy some more.

>>26752425
insanity, complete unrest and utter manipulation in the market.

Retail investors overtaking hedge funds.

>>26752252
Waiting for the big dippy and catching TQQQ on the way back up probably

>>26752549
Should I buy in on Friday with what I get from selling GME?

>>26738963
Panic selling. Don't mind them.

>>26738963
Why the hell does after market even exist

Not to mention BLM month is coming up soon and the nigs are gonna nog all month even harder than last year. Hopefully some wypipo step up this time.

>>26738777
Trying to find an austrailan stock broker, I only ever invested in bitcoins.

This is nuts there's like none.

so is this thread just stocks or..

>>26750640
I'm very comfy. My current portfolio's never looked stronger, and although it dipped with the broader market, that's following two months of solid growth including a 12x non-meme winner.

>>26752903
just another way to marginalize retail investors for the benefit of institutional, really

>>26753078
this thread is for people who know what this thread is

>>26752903
if's for options shenanigans anon

>>26753148
just stocks i guess, i've been here since 2017 but still sometimes think im retarded

>>26748304
Mobile now. I bought super cheap calls, I had virtually no risk associated and then sold some the second they covered my initial. Im either coming out neutral or making a fat stack of this can do anything

>>26752860
I just said I sold 70% of my position today so Im not really going to recommend buying it anymore.

>>26752568
yeah thats where I kept my memes and now my old computer is broken so i lost all my memes. and he is dead. hasnt come to movie night in over a year

>>26741689
>$420.69
I wanted to do $600 but we have to front run the $420 folks, don't we?
You saw the whole market take a shit when we first slammed into the $150 sell wall the other day.

>>26752903
It’s for jewniggers to fuck over and rape ADHD niggers and zoom zooms

>>26753148
>>26753278
lel

>>26753079
>12x
Very nice. Grats.

>>26752863
>>26752903
>>26746263
since you guys keep replying to a pre-bogging screencap, here's an update

>>26752252
I consider PLTR to be a comfy long term hold.

Can anyone explain why UVXY underperformed the VIX in the first week of the corona crash but then started to outperform?

>>26753398
>hasnt come to movie night in over a year
I didn’t know he used to show.
Probably got fucked hard by COVID?
I don’t recall how hard he went on the drugs either

>>26753490
I know how markets looks like now don't worry, I'm monotoring AH. And I'm glad I have no positions today, 100% cash.

IN all seriousness is the market crashing? I can't lose the money I have in the market. I'm thinking I should sell for a big loss. Holding BNKU

>>26738777
All the noobs freaking out... kek... you don't buy and sell the first day. LOL. That's a guaranteed way to lose money.

>>26753407
Either my last 10 shares sell for $420.69 or I keep them forever at at cost average of $13 as a keepsake

>>26752312
as long as the big fags are making money it's all good man. It is a good thing WSB gambling center has been stopped. It has been full of euphoria that is not good if you are a permabull.

>>26753571
UVXY tracks VIX futures, anon. You'll want to look into the structure of UVXY in ProShare's related documentation to see how they roll over their futures contracts and incorporate that into the formula that governs UVXY's price.

>>26738777
Oy vey

IT should settle now. $285 and $44 are the current strike between ITM and OTM call options

>>26753398
I guess I'll wait and see if it gets cheaper then. I do like their candy tho

>>26754014
For GME and BBBY respectively

do i cash out half of my gme tomorrow on open or wait for the friday squeeze? ah shit has got me spooked

>>26752666
Nice digits. I'm in the same camp, it's tempting (especially more TSM leaps) but it's quite possible things could go even lower.

>>26753991
That is the definition of being a cuck. What the fuck? Insitutionals pull similar shit all of the time. Why do they get a free pass?
Which big fag do you work for?

>>26751771
I miss kneepads. S(he) wasn't all that bad in retrospect

>>26754306
AH today has been insanely bullish lmao

>>26754306
Popcorn hands? Why you freaking out now?

>>26754436
I work for myself. I'm telling you you can't win against the big fags. If they lose, everyone will lose

>>26754626
but...they'll lose. is that so bad?

I'm scared bros : >>26747688

>>26754015
vanilla tootsie rolls are hella dank. everyone likes those
>>26753755
nah hes a doomer/silverbug deep inside inside which means he has legitimate schizophrenia. hes most likely dead or still wandering the streets playing guitar on the street corner

>>26754626
Plan accordingly, and demand better regulations, then.

>>26753824
it's just the usual cycle, it gets low, then two weeks later it reaches an ATH, crabs for a bit, then after two weeks gets low again. We're lucky that our memes pumped while the rest of the market was going down desu because that means nothing's down if you pivot into and out of the meme market at the right times.

TQQQ is finally on discount and my moneys tied up.

>>26755460
it's back up, we're fine

>>26755502
man I used to busk in my free time before covid. it's a dead art

>>26753879
>as a keepsake
This reminds me I want to get one of them certificated.

>>26755579
Lows not seen since 8 days ago!

RH is shitting the bed. I opened it 30 minutes ago and I was down quite a bit, now I'm back up a bit.

Any other BNKU bros? This stock sucks.

>>26755567
Holding BNKU right now is like holding fire. I hope it recovers sometime this year.

>>26756023
I checked into that, they discontinued that during the cost cutting efforts :(

>>26756482
which ironically will make it more worth owning

>>26756240
Bullshit, its going below 90 tomorrow.

>Pump it

>>26756482
Sad
>>26756590
Every. Dip.

>tfw PLTR hit $44 today, dropped a bit, but will continue its steady climb up

>>26756812
what was the weekly start

>>26756882
$25.91 or so

Missed the good UVXY dip and now NAKD memes are recovering too, fuck my life.

Time to sleep, stay comfy anons.

8:00 PM EST - Schwab after hours ends
8:01 PM - China announces they are using the REVERSE LIQUIDITY TOOL to remove liquidity

I’ve mentioned they don’t want a frothy market like 2015...

>>26756991
super nice hope BB can reach that

>>26757128
I'll give her a frothy market iykwim

>>26756812
Reconsider your position mate. I wish you luck really, but situation on market changed. If you believe it will continue to grow then I'll keep fingers crossed for you fren.

>>26756812
PLTranny vampires...I was wrong...youve won

>tfw sold tqqq at 200
Heh heh heh
What a brilliant move

>>26757194
BB hit $28 today and has shit the bed ever since. Unfortunately I think it was a side play of some of the GME/AMC craziness going on. I don't know how it will do long term.
>>26757315
I don't buy into the whole doom/gloom of the market just because one stock got squeezed
>>26757321
Not a tranny

>>26743478
"Yes."

I love this board.

>>26757458
>>26757315
Sorry I should have added that I'm not worried about any short term volatility w/ PLTR. I think it's a 10+ year hold

futures recovering???

>>26757458
Check indexes please. I don't remember when it was this bad last time. Of course PLTR might continue growing despite overall negative sentiment. I don't want to FUD you, but I wouldn't want you to lose money because of dopamine overload.

Am I gay?

>>26757595
Aye aye, I got wrong impression then at start. I assumed you're in just for short term gains.

>>26757719
Do you like women?

>>26757677
newfriend, whats FUD stand for?

Also whats your confidence in PLTR? Just looking for some nice long terms

>>26739810
CLF

>>26757677
>>26757820
Might be an opportunity to get more cheapies. Thanks for the consideration/concern though anon I'm sitting mostly in cash at the moment. Easy to get confused when most posts on /biz/ are people chasing quick pumps

/BIZ/RAELI REFUGEES REPORT TO >>>/i/

>>26757873
Fear, uncertainty, doubt. Concern trolling.

>>26757595
It can't stay a 40x EPS stock forever tjhough.

>>26757913
anon, I...

imagine not buying GME LEAPS puts

>>26757237
I don't understand.

>>26757949
don't bully the slow boards faggot

>>26758219
cum
I'll cum in her

>>26758031
oh ye of little faith

>>26753490
oooh kratos is getting cheaper?

>>26758180
There are more and more incels this generation. The gaymer industry has profits of $50 trillion if Gamestop plays its cards right.

We could be looking at the next Amazon right here.

>>26757853
No one likes women. Not even women. Especially not men. Women are terrible but at least they’re not men. No one likes men. You know?

>>26758478
everything is getting cheaper, bought some today and if it keeps dropping I'll keep buying

How do I turn $100 into 1 mil?

>>26758815
Knee pads.

>>26758589
I never entered a GameStop store in my life. Pretty much all my games are on Steam, even old games I played as a kid I made sure to buy on steam so I won't lose them plus convenience.

>>26758803
democrat president and congress? Fucking you bet i'll hop in tomorrow. Thanks anonI didn't look at it lately

>>26758960
>Biden returning to finish the wars he started
based

bread
>>26759236
>>26759236
>>26759236
n buttered