/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26736543

>>26736543
>IT WILL NOT END WELL STOP LAUGHING

>>26736543
ITS NOT FUNNY GOY. REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION.

>>26736543
>>26736600
>it’s only okay when WE do it

I understand why black people hate whites so much now.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAH he thinks this is all a bunch of kids buying

OH NONONNONOoNOononONONONONONOONOO

>>26736600
>Plz donate to your local hedge fund
Please tell me this is a joke

>>26736543
The stock market is LITERALLY a meme, they are starting to admit it but still don't realize it.

>They sold shares they didn't own.
>They sold more shares than the amount that actually exists, something like 138%.
>They have to cover their shorts, effectively buying the shares they don't own multiple times from multiple people..
>They were expecting to buy them at a later date but cheaper. Due date is this friday.
>Retail investors, and most likely large firms, quietly bought it all up knowing melvin would have to buy it from them.
>Media shits on reddit and 4chan over kike greed biting kikes in the ass.
>Kike hedge fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever.
>Actually jump from 40USD to 140USD. Friday they were 50billion in the hole at 40USD. at 350USD and climbing, lord knows.
>2008 happened with just 40bil in the hole due to toxing loans and shady trades by these same "people" who are crying.
>Trading halted several times to try and keep from going too high; pulling out all the stops to end the bleed.
>Too late, the secret's out. The goym saw behind the curtain.
>Kevaching all day over "economic terrorism" because mr. smallhat can't stand being a bottom bitch for once after making his living fucking everyone else.
Friday will be a day or reckoning... Jew the jew with Gamestop, the players choice.

>>26736543
this isn't a pump and dump. This is a short squeeze. Big difference.

>>26737204
I keep hearing about the shorts expiring on Friday, is this proven?

>>26736759
Niggers have paper hands

>>26736882
For all the shit talking you all do here about redditors being idiot you really need to be told whether or not something is ironic a lot

Proverbs 1

>>26738300
No it is not at all. Shorts don't expire and no one knows how many gme put options are owned by institutions. It's a big fucking larp, use your head.

>>26736759
(((whites)))

>>26736543
I will never stop laughing.

>>26736543
>Full stop
Makes me cringe every time

>>26739359
gamestop gains coming along well toobz

>>26736543
the financial equivalent of Jeb 2016
>pls clap

>>26739498
Yeeaaaah buddy!

>>26738737
God is absolutely based. Thank you Jesus. Pray for me anons.

Isn't it crazy how we got the exact same style of tweet telling us how Biden won and now they're doing the same for wall st kikes?
Isn't it fucking insane?

>>26736543
A grown man with a fucking children’s character as his avi. Lol jew

These retards are the same people that think Tesla IS a $820 billion company kek

>>26736543
>STOP THAT LAFFIN!!!

>>26738737
Muslim here but I truly love God Almighty above heaven. Destroy the Melvin Capital kikes please God, I'll be a gudboi, thanks.

you're laughing.
YOU'RE LAUGHING

>>26740568
I KNOW

>>26738737
>>26739833
checked and divine comedy based

>>26739359
Based cobra king

>>26736543
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IF YOU WANT TO GAMBLE YOU GO TO OUR CASINOS WHERE YOU CAN NEVER WIN!

>>26740297
yeah that's another bubble
an eco-bubble

>>26738533
/pol/ ruined this site and brought in loads more dumbasses