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Gains Anonymous Wed Jan 27 12:51:40 2021 No.26700286 [Reply] [Original]

I sold 15 LINK at $24 to finally lose my virginity, she is coming to my house in a few hours and I am really fucking excited. Any tips bros? I've literally never seen a vaginer in my life.

What did you spend your crypto gains on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 12:53:21 2021 No.26700530 >>26700286 eat her out and treat her like a whore she'll love it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 12:54:18 2021 No.26700659 wear a condom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 12:55:56 2021 No.26700902 >>26700530 I'd suggest the opposite treat her like a whore, obviously she is one but don't eat her out just don't eat whores' pussies, that's disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 12:57:50 2021 No.26701151 >>26700286 did you buy her for a time frame or just to bust? fuck her then make her suck you hard to go a second time at least. make it creepy call her momma/mommy tip if she plays it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 12:57:50 2021 No.26701157 >>26700530 >>26700902 I am not doing any licking, I have told her she is doing all of the work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 12:59:37 2021 No.26701386 cum in 2 seconds then go home

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:05:10 2021 No.26702112 >>26701151 1.5hrs, she is not a whore, she is a "escort"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:05:30 2021 No.26702149 > Inviting a whore to your house...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:10:32 2021 No.26702835 >>26702149 She is a premium escort bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:13:38 2021 No.26703278 $360 for some pussy... Oof, how JUST are you bro? You know you can fuck girls for free right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:15:27 2021 No.26703503 >>26703278 >he thinks sex is free Are you 16?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:16:09 2021 No.26703590 >>26703278 Those free girls are free for a reason though..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:17:28 2021 No.26703732 >>26701157 >I am not doing any licking, I have told her she is doing all of the work you will literally coom in 2 seconds if she is driving and you have never seen one before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:17:34 2021 No.26703748 >>26703503 At least since you're paying for the sex, you're still a virgin so you may still find salvation in the Lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:18:18 2021 No.26703844 >>26700286 >What did you spend your crypto gains on More investments? Paying for pussy is fucking lame bro. Put that shit in GME and jack off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:18:37 2021 No.26703888 >>26700286 A $360 whore? Anon I'm sorry, but your gonna catch a disease.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:19:14 2021 No.26703987 >>26703844 Reddit hands made this post >>26703732 Good point, I nutted a few hours ago so hopefully I should be ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:19:59 2021 No.26704092 >>26703888 Rs, abort now nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:20:44 2021 No.26704201 >>26702835 Yeah, I'm sure she'll find a nice premium and invite her pimp over to collect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:21:29 2021 No.26704296 >>26703748 based?

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:21:30 2021 No.26704303

>>26700286
>Any tips bros?
You'll be left feeling the same you did before without the human connection that sex amplifies. Sex in and of itself, without that connection, feels empty and meaningless, invest in yourself with your gains now, paying for pussy is so fucking gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:21:38 2021 No.26704323 >>26700286 Take a picture

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:22:04 2021 No.26704390 >>26703987 You nutted on the same day you bought a whore? Your money I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:23:02 2021 No.26704507 show us the girl

Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:24:52 2021 No.26704775

>>26703503
I'm 25, lost my virginity around 14, am married now but fucked a dozen or so girls up until marriage. You know you can fuck girls without taking them out, buying them something, or treating them, right? Literally go to a party and just fuck a friend of a friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:25:04 2021 No.26704801 >>26700286 make her write "BUY AMC BUY NOK BUY GME" on her tits and post pics for promotional use

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:25:59 2021 No.26704902 Dont be scared, its just pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:26:18 2021 No.26704950 >>26700530 Eww wtf , don’t even kiss her face , only place you put your mouth on a hooker is ass cheek and tits . Wear a condom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:29:48 2021 No.26705417 File: 74 KB, 500x702, 3p6caq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>26700286 >She

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:29:49 2021 No.26705419 post pic of ass with time stamp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:32:52 2021 No.26705827 >>26703987 >Reddit hands made this post No im a poltard, Im hear purely out of hatred. diy is pretty dope too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:42:15 2021 No.26707166 >>26700286 pic of hooker anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:47:05 2021 No.26707863 >>26704303 Yes agreed. You will feel worse than post but after porn. DONT do it anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 13:51:36 2021 No.26708494 Jerk it before she gets there so you don’t blow after two pumps

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