/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26681080

>>26681080
YOu faGGoTS aRE uniroNicalLy goING tO CaUSe ANOThEr reCESsIoN oVEr a mEME stoCK. The ENTiRe World is LauGhiNg At Us.

>>26681080
>THAT’S THE PLAN SON

>>26681080
>why did you make me do this? I just wanted to play video games

Perhaps it was their plan all along to justify a global internet controlled access, where you can't access sites without asking permission to your bank

>>26681080
Good. I hope boomers die too.

Laughing all the way to the bank

>>26681080
I told you /biz/. I am a billionaire. I will drag this stock so high you will se the financial ruins youselves. Best regards. The actual player in the market

>>26681080
and we are laughing at the entire world

die boomers die

>>26681080
good. fuck the world.

I'm not selling until it's at least $500

>>26681080

>>26681080
FETCH ME SOME TENDIES YOU HEDGIE SCUM!

>>26681080
CRASHING THIS PLANE. WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>26681080
>The entire world is laughing at us.
Good.

>>26681080
I know we facing a recession but the music y'all making going make it the Great Depression

>>26681080
We're already in a recession you fucking faggot. The only people surviving it are boomers. The more we do this, the more we fuck them.

>you faggots
/biz/ has a fraction of a percent of traffic as you see on r/wsb. If you think it's /biz/, think again.

>>26681570
Pathetic, paper hands

Good

>>26681080
>1 post by this ID

Absolute financial retard here, how does anons buying gme affect the world economy?

Burn it down

>>26681080
we are the jews now. for too long hedge faggots have played as cartels with no opposition. now we /biz/ and /wsb/ team is hunting. Yes. we will be the new jews soon. old boomers just cant keep up. we learned to trade in crypto. now we r coming for boomer stonks. these markets dont phase us. we will take everything the boomer jews have.

(tfw don't have any gamestonk, just meeming with you guys on the sidelines)

>>26681080
look at me
LOOK AT ME

I'm the jew now

>>26681080
the cathedral needs to collapse im tired of libshit politic and neocons

DOOOOOMP EEEEEEEEEET

This shit is going to be a domino effect, all the wealth in the world is slowly being drained in order to cover this short.
GME will become the true store of value

>>26681752
WHY DO THEY GET TO BE BAILED OUT
FUCKING CUNTS

>>26681817
It wouldnt.

>>26681080
haha stock value goes up brrrrrrrrrrrr

>>26681910
Its never too late fren, every buy order helps

>>26681080
I don't think a recession is going to evoke laughter.

>>26681080
>You faggots are unironically going to cause another recession over a meme stock
>Thinking the recession wasn't going to happen anyway?
>Thinking the great reset won't happen in a couple months
Nigga you're pure retarded. They released a virus and killed 2 million people just to deflect blame for the next recession. Secure all the money you can and use it to square yourself away off grid.

>>26681080
We waited months. Frogs you make me so happy.

>>26681080
good, get fucked shlomo

Nigger Jew bankers BTFO

>>26681817
it just shitposting

>>26681080
>It's not the dumbass Wall Street day-trader and investor's faults it's YOURS

Yeah shut the fuck up idiot. Market manipulation has been going on for ages. Yet it's only breaking news and "DANG-EROUS" when it's NOT the already-rich market moguls pulling the strings

>>26681080
when we buying paper gold then requesting delivery and actually crashing the world lads?

>>26681817
Because these hedge funds can’t lose. They’ll probably get bailed out by the federal reserve printing another trillion dollars. I already converted all my USD to bitcoin.

>>26681080
>Us

Poorfag here, gonna put 10k on Ameritrade. Hopefully the market dumps 6000 points over the next 2 weeks and I can ride Bideb's bailout pump like a champ when everyone else is waiting to get back in.

It's only a recession if you're a poorfag, which I no longer will be

>>26682599
>Because these hedge funds can’t lose.
Why can't they lose? They made bad calls they should face the consequences. This isn't someones house. They should go on welfare or get a job at starbucks the same as everyone else.

>>26681080
A recession for who? It looks like it's the rich people losing for once.

>>26681080
GO AWAY JEW MAN

>>26683055
Is this your first time learning about the jews?

>>26681080
i like the stock

>>26683055
Jews.

>>26681080
Ruthless Monopoly playing banksters have the game rigged for them and fuck everybody and everything and you take their side? What a submissive brownnosing tool you are.

DO YOU THINK I CARE?
I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT A FEW MEME STOCKS.
THAT'S JUST THE FIRST SHORTSQUEEZE SABOTAGE, MANY MORE IS ON THE HORIZON
LET IT BURN!!!

And that is why I am long steel

Recession? This is a wealth redistribution from the 1% to the middle class.

>>26681708
>boomers are the problem

>>26681080
hedge funds are destroying our economy

>>26682087
This. Just give me the money at least I can retire and give my family and I a comfortable life. Why else would I be in stocks?

How desperately I seek to escape wageslavery. Even a $200k stimulus check would be enough to get the ball rolling, quickly, to escape wageslavery. Enough that I'd stop looking immediately.

>>26681080
>You faggots are unironically going to cause another recession over a meme stock. The entire world is laughing at us.
Just as planned

>>26681080
Let them crash it. They will come flooding into crypto next

>>26681080
Not a recession, a crash.

>>26683055
modern aristocrats
people like them dont labor
no mercy

IT BROKE 350
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26683372
Look i know you got rich but why do you keep spamming this? I know it's a joyous occasion but why keep spamming it for months? Are you just trying to rub it in at this point?

>Mfw not knowing whats going on
>Mfw its gonna kill me anyway since poor

T-Thanks guys..

Am I completely retarded for thinking 10k is when I should cash out?

>>26683559
>a crash
A crash that hurts the rich. The people are the ones winning.

>>26683702
GET ON THE ROCKET TRAIN YOU DUM DUM!

>>26681080
Don't cheat in the next election? I dunno I just like gamestop but a lot of people are mad about that.

>>26684121
I dont know how, im a newfag

Go tell it to the herd of kike billionaires who shorted 150% of available shares at game stop you zero IQ bawwwfaggot

>>26684282
Just buy GME, AMC, and BB.
I like the stocks a lot.

>>26684361
Which app?
Im very new, fren

LET THEM LAUGH

WE'RE DOOMED ANYWAYS LET'S GO OUT WITH RICH WITH A BANG.

>>26681080
Crash it with no survivors

>>26681080
CRASH THIS MARKET

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>26681080
Good.

>>26681496
What do you mean see it ourselves and buy some amc fag

CLF tranny sold and I bought his calls up now killing it lmao

Kill yourself CLF tranny

Everyone should go all in CLF to spite this douchebag lol

>>26681279
thanks for the reddit capitalization

>>26681080
Maybe stock market manipulation is only fair if everyone can do it and see the conversation resulting in it? Also, who took out a loan to purchase GME or AMC? I don't think anyone is named Melvin here.

>>26682599
...but the US printed over 3 trillion dollars in 2020. where the fuck is that inflation (((analyst))) spergs keep crying?

>>26684574
It's not about money. It's about sending a message.

>cause another recession
NO, THAT IS NOT ENOUGH
WE WILL CRASH EVERYTHING
THE ENTIRE MARKET LAID BARE BEFORE HUMANITY, A SHELL OF ITS ASSUMED GLORY
THE GREAT RESET IS HERE
THE GREAT RESET IS NOW
AND IT COMES FROM US
THIS TIME WITH FASCISM

Like we wouldn't get affected if US get problems...

>>26681080

>>26681496
fuck off cameron

>>26684755
>THIS TIME WITH FASCISM

>>26681570
1k*

>>26681080

>>26682423
the physical-backed etf's are just instruments based on physical metal; you can't actually get delivery (read the prospectuses), and gold futures contracts are for 100oz bars unfortunately

>>26681080
Laughing WITH us
No one likes your kind

We caused Donald Trump, we’ll also cause the economic collapse. And so the empire fell.

Suck a dick future historians

Whit supremacist economic terrorists

>>26681080
The whole world is trying to get in on it you Jew fuck

>>26683055
"They made bad calls they should face the consequences. This isn't someones house. They should go on welfare or get a job at starbucks the same as everyone else."
- Hitler, during the 1921 Depression

>>26681080

>>26681080
>You faggots are unironically going to cause another recession over a meme stock.

>>26685082
That's called the master plan.

>>26681363
The irony in all of this is that it is Gamestop.
MEMES BECOME DREAMS!

Based. This should have happened in 2008 and now the world is paying the price for unlimited printing and endless manipulation

>>26681080
BASED

FUCK BOOMERS

IM BUYING A HOUSE WITH MY WINNINGS

>>26684924
Kike

>>26681080
This wouldn't happen under president Trump

>>26681080
>The entire world is laughing at us
And I'm laughing my way all the way to the bank faggot

>>26681080
That's fine. I'm already a fucking failure, might as well help bring the Jew down to my level with what little savings I have.

>>26685304
cope

>>26681279
Kill yourself you stupid reddit nigger.

>>26685198
>tfw the "i only wanted to play video games" meme hits a second time.

>>26684439
Robinhood

>>26684924
>even the wojaks are fascist now
BASED

>>26681080
I'd say the recession was caused by stopping everyone from working, printing money to create massive inflation, and generally being Jewish.

>>26685643
>now
Where have you been?

>>26681080
Shouldn't have fucked with vidya.

>>26683055
Imagine not knowing about the Jews

>>26685643

>>26686105
fucking KEK

>>26682599
>another trillion dollars
this is in the tens of billions at best, you're overexcited

>>26681080
With us, anon.
The whole world is laughing WITH us.

>>26683055
>Why can't they lose?
because if they win they keep the money,
if they lose they get bailed out.

>>26681080
Suck on THIS buddy!!!

>>26686105
Its not cause of the onions, its cause of what (((they))) put in it

>>26685513
holy shit thank you for giving me this ammo against amerimuts. apperently HIV is far more prevelant against circumsised dicks.

>>26681080
>kikes losing billions are laughing
I don't think so, they got their banker puppet kikes to shutdown platforms out of fear

>>26681817
Retail investors are holding the short(betting again the stock) position of hedge funds hostage.
If they don't sell and even keep buying the hedge funds will go bankrupt fulfilling their contracts. The funds are backed by banks and other funds.
If they start falling the entire financial market might collapse.

>>26686105
whenever a vegan calls you a fascist to end an argument, tell them theyre a nazi for being a vegan like hitler.

>>26681080
>You faggots are unironically going to cause another recession over a meme stock.
Well then well just buy the dip .......again.

>>26681080
Good! It just exposes how fucked up this flawed system is if that happens!

>>26687808
you gotta feel sorry for them. they have their dicks mutilated at birth and then they keep on the tradition by doing the same to their kids. their excuse is that they don't have to clean their dicks properly if they cut the most sensitive part off..?

>>26688225
based

>>26686448
It’s literally just the beginning.

The jew fears the samurai

>>26681080
Ironically their going to add more regulations. All those plebbit Yolo fag boys will have to get into crypto. Pumping our bags to new all time highs.

>>26681080
>The entire world is laughing at us.
"I don't even think about you."

>>26688406
>and then they keep on the tradition by doing the same to their kids.
honestly this is a common occurance in domestic violence too.
you gotta love a good family tree of abuse.
not even that same for finances and a TON of other shit they either do or dont teach their kids.

>>26681080
We win either way.

>>26681817
Other than new regulations, it won’t

Nah. Just the high-risk hedgies get fucked big-time. As long as they're not bailed out, the damage will be mitigated.

>>26689227
Their going to cuck out those idiots and then they’ll flood here and into crypto. Which is good for us overall. Our bags will blast off..

>>26681080
The funny thing is, I bet we will get blamed and not the (((lockdowns)))

>>26681080
What a shitty system

There are other countries than burgerland. No one gives a shit what happens

We are saving the world from the american mutt.

>>26681080
>The entire world is laughing at us.
Who cares?

>>26689530
No you idiot this is reddits fault

>>26681080
At most some jewish fucks will eat lead. Nothing will happen.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY

IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE

>>26681080
we’re heading into a depression anyway so we might as well get it started sooner rather than delay it and make it worse

>>26681080
If the system is made up of funny money, high-risk usury and deep corruption, it deserves to burn.

Hate the game, not the player.

>>26685125
Very bullish. Thank you, anon.

>>26681080
For the people by the people

>>26681080
>Recession happens
>Crypto booms
We literally can't lose.

>>26681080
my boomer parents and work colleagues don't even know what the fuck reddit is but all of them are laffing at hedgies

>>26681080
Recession? Naw nigga, depression

>>26681080
How’s one hedge fund getting fucked over on GameStop stonks going to crater the economy?

>>26691182
FUCKING THIS

>>26691182
He's a singlebaggy, ofcourse he's losing all his money.

>>26691182
I guess you could say we're burning the candle at both ends

>recession
Not for me lol

>>26681080
what's recession?

>>26681496
Fuck off elon cuck

>>26681080

>>26681080

>>26681080
>at us
third worlder here, we're laughing at wall street lmao

GME, AMC, please stop going down....

>>26694152
>third worlder here
We're all third worlders now mang, or didn't you notice the rigged election? The funny thing is a bunch of the people shitting their pants right now were literally funding the rigging.

>>26681080
Good. If a hand full of people can crash the entire market just by exposing the corrupt ways of the jews, then it deserves to burn.

You're playing with people's pensions, peoples 401k's, peoples lives, and all you can do if laugh because "HUUURRR DURRR HEDGE FUND BADD!". Feel ashamed of yourself.

>>26681080
If they system crashes because of one stock then it's a broken system. Don't allow hedgefunds to be greedy pigs that short 138%.

>>26681080
That's the point retard
If the market crashes the average nigger here will be able to finally buy stock at a reasonable price, the ones who get hurt are the jew investors who bought high and are no doubt gonna sell low.
That's the master plan
Crashing this market

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>26681080
Sounds good for Bitcoin desu

>>26695638
Why would I care about some greedy boomer's pension? Welcome to the real world, it's everyone for themselves

>>26695638
no

This is good for crypto.

XRP 2K EOW

>>26681080
>whole world locked in their homes for a year
>jobs lost
>suicides soar

lol okay

>>26695638
This you?
>>26686653

>>26681363
It's not a joke though.

I was a peaceful anon who shitposted on /v/ and /sp/, sometimes /b/

They just didn't leave my vidya alone

>>26681363
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOCHING

>>26681633
LEARN TO CODE