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New tweet from Elon

If $GME reach $1000 i will put the GameStop Logo on my next Rocket and launch it into space.

>> No.26679636

What did we do to deserve a man this based as our richest.

>> No.26679730

faggot kike is genuinely aware 500 is inevitable which is why he went with 1k.

>> No.26679774

NOOOO THIS IS ILLEGAL MARKET MANIPULATION STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

>> No.26679785
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He wants to fuck them too

>> No.26679823

>>26679505
I'M CALLING THE SEC RIGHT NOW

>> No.26679851

>>26679636
he's black

>> No.26679945

>>26679505
FAKE AND GAY

>> No.26679963

>>26679505
FAKE AND GAY

>> No.26679968
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26679968

>>26679505
kek

>> No.26680003
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>>26679636

>based
>married to this monstrosity

Pick one

>> No.26680050

>big con man encouraging 2 bit con men
You are literally nothing to this piece of shit but free publicity

>> No.26680051

fake and gay, like OP

>> No.26680055

>>26679730
Shut up kike

>> No.26680087

>>26679505
Bros I haven't followed this GameStop shit into detail.
Did these fat cats really continue to short Gamestop stock into oblivion, double down every time it pumped and never used stop losses? If so, gigakek.

>> No.26680086
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26680086

You bought the dip?

>> No.26680122

LoL the jews would send Elon strait to
the gas chamber if he even tweeted
gamestop rn

>> No.26680131

>>26680003
Grimes is as autistic as he is imo

>> No.26680215

>>26680003
Hes a rich genius, keep seething kike

>> No.26680280

fake and gay although ironically this exactly something that attention whore would tweet if he wasn't already on the SEC's shitlist

>> No.26680302

Fake

>> No.26680313

>>26679505
DO IT!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!

>> No.26680426

>>26680215

>takes advantage of his fellow man for a quick buck
>ravages the earth for short term gains and then tries to hatch an escape plan

And I'm the kike?

>> No.26680429

>>26679730
Lol, learn english brainlet

>> No.26680507

>>26680087
We really don't know. That is the narrative, which is indeed gigakek and greatly satisfying. But seems to good to be true.

How are you going to trust what they say? Today they said they covered their short positions, but no volume exists to confirm.

>> No.26680561

>>26680131
is there anything better than an autistic tranny gf?

>> No.26680601
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>>26679505
This is blatant market manipulation, have fun in jail Elon

>> No.26680615

>>26680280
How would it be illegal if he isnt invested int it? Id sure as hell do it myself. Id make these companies pay for what theyve done by using my popularity to pump it by saying stuff like this. Nothing illegal about that. Heck nit evem illegal if he owned it. After all it's like me going on the news and saying id use highlighter to write gme to 1k on my chest.

>> No.26680631

>>26680003
Nobody's perfect

>> No.26680689

>>26680426
And salty one at that

>> No.26680697

FUCK OFF SHILLS. NEVER SELLING.
500$ EOD, 1000$ EOW.

Elon HATES Melvin Capital.They have kept buying shorts for his company every single year. He will keep talking about this without giving any advice to help bring attention to what is going on without having an opinion on it.

FUCK OFF SHILLS. NEVER SELLING.
500$ EOD, 1000$ EOW.

>> No.26680737

>>26680426
I didn’t realize paypal destroyed the planet

>> No.26680749
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>>26679505
HOLY SHIT WHAT A GOD

>> No.26680766

>>26680561
Riches to go with it kek

>> No.26680771

Why is the SEC allowing this? Elon Musk must be permanently banned from trading securities. This is absurd.

>> No.26680926

>>26679505
oh no, based police, I want to denounce someone is being based!

>> No.26680928
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>>26680771
GET FUKT IDIOT
ELON IS SAVING US

>> No.26680943 [DELETED] 

>>26680697
For real? Lmao id do the same as well. Mayne post some smug pics too

>> No.26680996

>>26680215
>genius
>literally a retarded faggot
you are a dumb piece of shit

>> No.26681017

>>26680003
Perfection

>> No.26681031

>>26680771
SEC doesn't stop rich people.
See government insider trading. Nobody cares.

FUCK OFF SHILLS. NEVER SELLING.
500$ EOD, 1000$ EOW.

>> No.26681046

fake but not gay

>> No.26681097

>>26680003
Maybe she gives head like a champ, brehs. Lord knows he chose her for a reason.

>> No.26681109

>>26680003
>seethe

>> No.26681144

>>26679505
So it's good news to a stock brainlet like me? Should I actually buy a share?

>> No.26681149

>>26680689

I'd rather call out dog shit excuses for human beings sitting on exorbitant riches doing little to advance society than ride on their micropenises like you seem content doing.

>> No.26681176

Lmao I love this timeline

>> No.26681234

>>26680426
post your car's mpg or gtfo
>inb4 muh lithium mines with pics from coal mines, muh cobalt kid miners when tsla is using the least cobalt ever in lithium batteries and muh subsidies when oil gets more subsidies than ev's

>> No.26681286

>>26680131
shes def 'tist and i hate the MPDG shit but she was fun to hang out with. i did photos for a few of her midwest shows when she toured with pictureplane around 2011-ish. she ate a booger when we were waiting on 2am pizza in Columbus lol.

>> No.26681307

>>26679823
Suck
Elon's
Cock

>> No.26681312

>>26680003
>t. no gf

>> No.26681365

Untrue but very heterosexual OP

>> No.26681379
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>>26679505
From wikipedia:

Kenneth Cordele "Ken" Griffin (born October 15, 1968) is an American billionaire hedge fund manager, entrepreneur, and investor. He is the founder, chief executive (CEO), Co-Chief Investment Officer (Co-CIO), and majority owner of the investment firm Citadel.[2] Citadel operates with an estimated $35 billion in investment capital.[3] Sister firm Citadel Securities handles 2 out of every 5 stock trades.[4][5]

>MELVIN OWNED BY CITADEL
>CITADEL CONTROLS WHETHER YOU GOYS CAN BUY OR SELL

>> No.26681410

>>26679505
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>> No.26681455

>>26681149
>dog shit excuses for human beings
(You) have to go back.

>> No.26681485
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>>26681307

>> No.26681566

>>26679505
Do it, /biz/.

Do it for him.

>> No.26681648

>>26679636
He has an Axe to grind with Melvin and their CEO. If GME goes to 1000$ he'll not just put gamestops logo in it, but put Gabriel Plotkin's corpse in it and mount the jews head on his Tesla.

>> No.26681722

>>26679505
This fine African American is sending the stock to Mars.

>> No.26681736

>>26680003
A FUCKING FRENCH LEAF

>> No.26681741

>>26679505
how is one man this based

>> No.26681774

>>26680003
dios mio...

>> No.26681776

>>26681286
Kek how'd you land that gig?

>> No.26681810
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>>26680003
They aren’t married. And this is how she looks just a few months post pregnancy. And “post-wall” as incels like to call it. She’s 33. Looking better than ever.

>> No.26682167

>>26681810
jesus what a disgusting freak

>> No.26682233

>>26681149
>get rich fags to buy tesla so he can fund global gigabyte internet and Mars
neck yourself retard.

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>>26681810
>>26680003
>

>> No.26682523

>>26681149
>human beings sitting on exorbitant riches doing little to advance society
hes making electric cars and is trying to send us to the moon you fucking retard.
hes the most important person since the 90s.

>> No.26682555

>>26681810
I don't know man, I know a guy who fucked her during her "concert phase", to think Elon is getting sloppy seconds from potentially +1000 guys is just disgusting. I just can't see her more than a prostitute at this point.

>> No.26682672

>>26681810
>Looking better than ever.
you seriously need your eyes checked faggot

>> No.26682775

>>26679505
It can get to 1000 actually

>> No.26682931

>>26682494
literally one of the ugliest humans ever produced on this planet

>> No.26682941

>>26682775
*will

>> No.26682992

>>26679505
The absolute madman.
I mean, who fucking cares, but the absolute madman.

>> No.26683211

>>26681776
just started showing up to local edm/indie show with a rented camera and acted like i knew what i was doing.
also, independence get witnessed

>> No.26683751

>>26681810
Grimes is an accurate description of this grimy bitch.

>> No.26683846

>>26681810
She's beautiful

>> No.26684023

>>26681810
Wood.

>> No.26684045

>>26683211
Sick shit. Confidence really is key. Godspeed anon

>> No.26684117

>>26679636
He is probably the one who got /biz/ the information about every jew betting on GameStop bankruptcy and made this happen. We are all Elon sheeple.

>> No.26684165

>>26679505
>>26679636
>>26679730
>>26679774
LOOOOOOOOOL ITS FUCKING OVER

>> No.26684341
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>>26679505
GME is going to hit fucking 10K off this tweet and I can't fucking get wealthsimple to work

fucking shit

>> No.26684386

>>26680003
He picked her based on personality. Not everyone aspires for top class models like yourself sir.

>> No.26684513

>>26681810
Elon loves space so much, he married an alien looking bitch. The madlad

>> No.26684523

>>26679505
Hes just baiting the SEC now.

>> No.26684570

>>26679774
WE LIKE THE STOCK
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>> No.26684637

>>26679505
HE WILL MAKE US RICH WITH HIS FUCKING TWEETS
YES REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.26684700

>>26680749
Yeah he wants a self sufficient automated world where everyone has a free will to do anything basically. Have robots get our food and needs. Anything can be automated.

>> No.26684773

>>26682555
I don't think Elon and his two hundred billion dollars care

>> No.26684900

>>26679505
>GameStop literally going to the moon

>> No.26684993

>>26680086
FUCK OFF MELVIN YOU'RE NOT DIVERTING ATTENTION AWAY FROM GME

>> No.26685016

>>26681810
she looks like my ex wtf

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26685166

>>26679505
>Literally Elon

>> No.26685308

HOLD THE LINE GME/AMC CHADS.

>> No.26685339

>>26679505
FAKE AND GAY

>> No.26685425

>>26680601
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN TWEETTTTTT

Enjoy the oven moshe

>> No.26685573
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>>26679505
Blue checkmarks deeply disgust me but none more so than reddits little hero, Elon "the muskrat" Muskrat

Can't wait for the EV bubble to pop and for him to have to sell everything including spacex to /ourguy/ Branson

>> No.26685818

>>26679785
>He wants to fuck them too
Elons part of them
Always remember that

If a great shift ever happen, I'd accept him though

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>>26680003
GriMEs do you get it now?

>> No.26685968

>>26685573
Tweet it to him anyways and tell him to make it real because you know if he tweets that shit it's going to just pump it more and I want more money

>> No.26686226

>>26682555
woah you know one guy that fucked her? amazing, what a whore

>> No.26686313

He really hates those fuckers. Good on him!

>> No.26686380

Fuck the moon! Elon taking GME to Mars!!!

Disclaimer:
>this is performance art
>I identity as a Bundle of Sticks
>this is my opinion, it is not financial advice

Pro Tip:
>if you own GME shares, set a sell limit order at a high price (like $5,000+)
>this prevents your broker from being able to loan your shares out to shorters and they are forced to keep those shares in reserve

Beware of the Melvin Shills:
>We only buy GME
>We buy every dip. At this rate, the price doubles every day
>We only hold GME, we never sell
>if we do decide to sell, we need at least a million buckaroos

Reminder:
>Performance Art from a Bundle of Sticks
>We buy this stock because we love video games and GME is a great company
>We love this stock!!!

>> No.26686387

>>26679730
BUTTHURT FAGGOT AHAHHAHAHAHHA

>> No.26686503

op is gay

>> No.26686659
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>>26680050
It is always so much fun watching you tiny kvetching parasites squirm.
You are literally nothing to me.
Stop posting here. Don't come back, nigger.

>> No.26686705

>>26679730
How hard would it be for him to put the GameStop logo on his next rocket? You're making it out that it'd be a hassle for him.

>> No.26686737

>>26679636
He’s not based, he just hates those people that were shorting TSLA. He’s a dumb Reddit memelord, but I have no qualms if he makes me rich

>> No.26686779

>>26680003
>I used to unironically listen to grimes

>> No.26686889

>>26680615
>Id make these companies pay for what theyve done
What did he mean by this?

>> No.26686917

>>26685818

weeding out competition is best opportunity he have.

>> No.26686923

>>26679505
topkek

>> No.26686929

>>26679505
Is that fake or did he delete it?

>> No.26687021

>>26680615
It's not so much that he likes GME as it is he is getting those kikes at Melvin back for trying to fuck TSLA a while back.

>> No.26687051

Can someone explain to me what happens if we blast past 1k? How will these shorts be covered?

>> No.26687155

>>26687051
>How will these shorts be covered?
In blood.

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>>26680050
It's too late Joshua, the boomers are bragging on mainstream blog comments about how they just bought shares. They don't even know where the sell button is. Jump now, don't wait until Friday contracts.

>> No.26687191

>>26679505
This rich white fascist must be jailed for undermining the working class.

>> No.26687252

>>26679505
lol Musk hates the wallstreet hypocrites.

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>>26680426
>strawman/red herring
>ad hom
Run along, schlomo.
Your shit is stale, and holds no fucking water here.
Everyone is tired of your lies, and low IQ linguistic kikery.
You have nothing left.

>> No.26687330

>>26679785
Topolsky
Judah Ari Gross
Feinberg
(((Chandra Steele)))
Berkowitz

God I love the people replying

>> No.26687343

>>26679505
yo why dont we just convict every single politician and give them the death penalty and make this guy king. he obviously owns them already and has kid fucking pictures of everyone “working” at the “sec” if he can make tweets like this. the us government is exposed as a naked emperor. I love it

>> No.26687356

ATTENTION SEC:
ALL OF MY INVESTMENTS ARE SATIRICAL AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES EITHER.
ANY RESEMBLENCE TO GAINS, BOTH REAL AND IMAGINED, ARE OURE COINCEDENCE.

>> No.26687422

>>26687343
One step at a time.

>> No.26687461

>>26687191
I genuinely heard a circumcision ad on the radio two days ago, you devils should be in prison for this.

>> No.26687540

>>26687356
I like video games!

>> No.26687554

Elon, can I get in the NeuraLink beta?

>> No.26687598

>>26681810
typical post peak whore, notice the use of excessive makeup to hide the crows feet. Kek, this bitch has been run through.

>> No.26687667

>>26680215
>genius
>inherit your wealth from your slave labor fueled emerald mine owners parents
>selfmade billionaire

>> No.26687834

>>26687540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo

>> No.26687903

>>26685968
was I supposed to read that backwards or inside out

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>>26681149
You're so angry and jealous.
This is your Nature. You will never change.
And this is why we can't live amongst each other, you genocidal parasite.

If you're fucking ignorant arrogance wasn't so predominant in your schizo self serving Nature, you'd be planning your immediate egress.
But you're an arrogant kike, and you will stay until the bitter end, screeching about "anti semitism" all the way to the rope.

You fucking vermin never learn. Yet we keep trying.
See, despite all of your heinous labels, propaganda, and CONSTANT hateful racist rhetoric towards us, how Superior we are to you?

109...

>> No.26688205

>>26680003
At least she's white

>> No.26688222
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26688222

What in the fuck does this mean? How is my buying power negative? I’ve been on a cash account for like a year and a half.

>> No.26688253

>>26680561
A non autistic one

>> No.26688499

>>26688222
youve got jewed
RIP

>> No.26688522

>>26679785
>Emily G. Cville: "Musk has gone full white supremacist."

No shit dumb bitch, he's an Afrikaner. That's the default setting.

>> No.26688564

>>26688222
Oy vey

>> No.26688817

>>26688499
But I am a Jew

>> No.26689000

>>26688817
You got outjewed

>> No.26689420
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>>26689000
>trips
Fuck me