/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26600595
absolutely ridiculous lol. How did we get to the point of so blatantly living in a clown world?

Which hedge funds are hurting the most from GME? If they have to liquidate their assets we should all short their portfolios

STOP SELLING NERDS

Closing at 144+ is a HUGE win.
Remember. Just hold. This was a 80% gain.

>>26600722
Stock market has been clown world for decades, we're all the Joker now

i have no idea what is going on bug i'm glad you anons are having fun

>>26600722
idk I thought the GME thing was bullshit but I bought one share at $150 to help you guys out. I don't care about the money I want Jews to suffer

Other than people having paper hands and mass selling, how can this go wrong

>>26600595
hi fags, I bought your meme stock. how long til it moons? do I hold until Friday or Monday?
t. millenial boomer

The Big Short 2: Gamers Rise Up

>>26600722
Nixon

We're all gonna animek it

its over gme bros the mms won you should sell everything and buy something new like bbby we have to move on

>>26600722
it was honked from the start

ABOVE $140
>ABOVE $140
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ABOVE $140
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ABOVE $140
>ABOVE $140

AAAAAAAAND CLOSE 147.98

>>26600595
STOP SELLING RETARDS

Close at 145.96
See you faggots tomorrow.

LETS FUCKIJNNG GOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_-SP55sRig

>>26600757
>shorting the hedgies

is it over for today?

If institutions hate GME how come they pump it after hours?

>>26600722
this kind of shit has been happening for decades. the only reason it's garnering attention this time is because its a bunch of normal people not big hedgefunds

every single short ladder getting snapped up INSTANTLY
hedgies might actually kill themselves over this

HOLY FUCK BOYS

>>26600595
IM NOT FUCKING SELLING!
BUYING MOOOOOOOAAARRR TOMORROW WHEN THE MARKET OPENS

> THE S E C WONT LET ME BE
> OR LET ME BE, SO LET ME SEE
> THEY TRY TO ‘SHUT IT DOWN’ ON GME
> BUT IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT B I Z
> SO, COME ON AND DIP, WE DONT GIVE A SHIT
> FUCK THAT! CUM ON THEIR LIPS AND SOME ON THE YIDS
> AND GET READY, CUZ THESE BAGS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
> THEY HAVENT EVEN SETTLED ALL THEIR SHORTS YET - FUCK YOU CITRON, REEEEEEEEEE

>>26600595
I'M DOING MY PART!
https://youtu.be/pJtlfLKvTl4

And it's closed.

>>26600781
buy high sell low

POST SHARES
6 STOCKS HERE

KIKE SHORT MY ANUS

>joepedo's short-term capital gains tax
I now have an opinion.

>>26600757
Fucking this.
Someone do some research for me.

>>26600595
nothing will happen. bigger hedge funds will buy the options and take hold of melvin capital while at the same time buying GME to ride the wave and pay off their loan used to buy melvin capital. its a huge circlejerk only resulting in another hedgefund take over. i am making money so i can't really complain.

Time for the pre-market FOMO

It’s going to take 3 days to find my wealth simple account and I will miss the short squeeze. Does anyone know way for a leaf to buy stock tomorrow no delays. Tried to figure it out myself but you have to fully sign up for everything before you can see how long it will take to start trading. Helping me will help pump. I’m not selling till 1300

HAHAHAH WE FUCKING DID IT. CLOSED OVER $140. GET FUCKED KIKES

150 is too powerful bros...

>>26600870
9 stonks!

>>26600595
I bought one stock at around $130. hoping friday/monday pay off bros

>>26600870
37 REPORTING FOR DUTY

>>26600595
Investlet here, can't they just hold their short position and wait for it to go down ? It should go down eventually.

You beautiful bastards

since it dropped and rose back up again yesterday, everyone now has the confidence to hodl tomorrow right?

ok so whats the plan now?

>>26600757
Is this a valid tactic? How’s it done?

>>26600595
If it's making me wait to verify my bank account, I'm fucked with no way to buy right now am I?

OY STOP IT RIGHT NOW

>>26600870
I am holding 57 stocks. Average price of 102.

>>26600870
10 stonkerinos

>>26600937
CRASHING THIS ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>26600884
It can't go into effect until next year at least, right?

EASIEST HODL OF MY LIFE. DUMB PAPER HANDS SEETHING THEY ARENT IN ANYMORE

>>26600937
Keep poomping it until Monday
Melvin Capitol unironically forced to commit seppuku

300 dollars tomorrow.

>>26600905
Once the shorts starts buying it'll sky rocket

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>26600722
When the good guys lost WW2

43 stonks reporting in

>>26600870

10. I dropped 1100 on this, I refuse to put more down.

>>26600937
Fucking hold. Buy more if you can. Fuck them over by making sure their mistakes are punished.

>>26600937
HOLD YOU FAGGOT

>>26600937
Hold till Friday and if it keeps pumping, it is create a positive feedback loop and when the shorts need to cover, the streets will run red with their blood.

Tomorrow, we close over 200

>>26600870
bought 5 at 57

>>26600870
67 I put literally my entire portfolio in

>>26600773
Thanks dad

what the fuck why are they adding time? newb here I want off this ride so I can sleep ffs

>>26600928
they already entered in a legal loan contract, there is nothing they can do to change that. its like going all in during a poker game then asking for your bet back after seeing the other players hands.

>>26600757
Melvin, they are shorting BBBY as well.

should I buy now or wait for opening

Absolutely insane day. I never imagined it could rise so high and stay there despite the shorts' manipulation. I sold like 10% of my shares at 149.something (yes I know) and missed the dip, so I ended up buying back between 142-147 right before close and added a few extra shares. Still have a lot of cash to throw at it if tomorrow dips but this day was so incredibly bullish I don't see how the shorts can win.

someone please explain why its illegal to buy GME?

>dis market manipulation
dis a meme

>>26600953
Same thing just happened to me. I tried so hard to buy at $135 but got home too late from work. Guess I'm stuck working this job for the rest of my life. Oh well I tried.

>>26600757
its ol' Melvin, and they've already been bailed out once
>>26600928
Nope, like 60% of them have an end date Friday

>down in AH market
>just giving us a bigger dip to buy tomorrow
FOOLS

>>26600995
>[hand rubbing intensifies]

>>26600995
>concern trolling
Whew lad

>>26600870
40 at avg cost 25/sh

>>26600928
the position expires friday, which is why theyre megafucked. expect banks to fail

What's the end game past friday?

>>26600974

>>26600870
30 and holding, Captain.
Average cost: $97

>>26600974
based

you all earned yourself a fat blunt

>>26600759
banks are gonna sell am / pm then get raped tomorrow

>>26600995
Based

>>26600870
1
YOLO

>>26600991
wait a second, i just came here for the memes, does this mean they are forced to buy now?

>>26600595
Taking profits to AMC. AMC getting pumped to $50 buy spring

>>26600870
73 shares @ $95 avg price reporting in.

>>26600870
BOUGHT 6 AT 99.99
FEELING FINE
Wish I had bought for 4 a pop back in September, though. I got THIS close but I was in the process of moving.

>>26600974
Gamestop's coming back

>>26600928
They have an expiry date that they need to cover by

>>26600595
Its pretty funny seeing their 6m dumps getting bulldozed. These niggers are fucked.

>>26600864
thanks to my boi Biden I'm riding this ship to the moon

SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26600870
Just got here. Bought 4 and a half stonks. I'm counting on you faggots.

>>26600895
Nothing else you can do but wait. If luck is on your side your funds will appear in your trading account Friday afternoon and you will still have time to buy in. Regardless of how much it will cost on Friday, you'll still make a return come Monday

>>26601063
>down
haha

>>26600995
zero fucks.

>>26600772
place a GTC (good till canceled) sell order for $1000 or you're not helping as much as you think. they can borrow it unless you have an open order on it.

btw jews are alright, ppl who work at hedge funds aint.

>>26600870
my 16 shares doin sum

What time exactly do the shorts expire on Friday?

Whats the next GME short squeeze? I'm fucking scared of getting into a 30x and getting dumped on

>>26601076

Short the impending dump

>>26601076
Squeeze them dry.
Everyone makes out with around 800-1k per share.

Is 91 billion a lot from bank's perspective?

Is it even worth buying tomorrow? I feel like it’s peaked. I’m also a poorfag and can only afford one share at this price

>>26601094
>does this mean they are forced to buy now?
There are not enough shares in existence to cover the all the short positions. This is going to be more epic than -$42/bbl WTI.

>>26600995
I like how "Jew" is an insult, you nigger. I prefer Kike anyway you trolling faggot.

>>26600870
40

>>26600595

>>26601032
>>26601054
>>26601071
>>26601108
Ayy thanks for the precisions frens

There is no way this can continue right? Like someone is going to step in right?

>>26601033
holy shit you newfags are pathetic
lurk more

>>26600995
>jews do this every day
>its ok
>plebs do it once
>OY VEYYYYYYYY

>>26601141
>shorting a company above 100% of its float is a completely acceptable tactic
>a group of investors realizing that there's free money to print is somehow wrong

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>26600995
abloo bloo bloo

Get fucked kike

>>26600995
Idc I’m rich heeeeeheeee

>>26601174
the squeeze didnt even happen yet. thats how fucked they are.

I put in 1k, most of it at 75ea. Wish I could have done more. This is a better stimulus than anything that nigger pedo Biden will shit out.

>>26601141
>Casinos are shut down
Idiot. It's Covid.

>>26601141
WHATT IS THE KIKES NEXT MOVE? THEY SAW WHAT HAPPENED TODAY

>>26600595
why robinhood specifically?
>inb4 newfag
duh no shit.

>>26601181
Dude the shortsellers have yet to fold, shit is going to hit 1k at LEAST.

>>26601170
On close. So they need to buy back the shares on Monday latest. However some hedgies might see that happening and start buying shares up on Friday/Thursday. So we don't really know when the pop off starts.

>>26600995
When I'm called to the stand, I'll recite the /lit/ nigger novel

>>26601221
>a plan 7 years in the making coming to fruition
neat

RETARDS STRONG TOGETHER

Until tomorrow

>>26600870
4 stocks bought at 10.07, lel.

>>26600995
>1 post by this ID
Holy shit they're redirecting the shills.
Be scared, hedgie. This is for banking on the suffering of regular people in 2020. Fuck you. Major institutions deserve to burn.

>>26601180
It's a lot to anyone who isn't the Federal Reserve.

>>26601076
>>26601175
>>26601176
>>26601181

is too late to buy in. i just got off work at my wageslave job and am seeing this.

>>26600995
>You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result
BASED

>>26600870
i put in 1k
never bought a stock before in my life if this doesnt work ill never do it again

>>26601162
It's actually better to let them borrow it because we need to keep the short interest high

>>26601224
Who? These jews brought this upon themselves and the public is gaining from their stupid mistakes.

>>26600995
All in, motherfucker. All fucking in.
Besides, what's the crime? Using publicly available information from fucking Reddit of all places? I bet Melv shotguns his brains out the back of his head.

I can't trust shit like this because I know the guys screaming HOLD bought it when it was dirt cheap and just want people to buy in to raise their investment.

>>26600870
7 stocks my fren

>>26601181
same here

>>26601162
Jews are the people who work at hedge fund lmao.

>>26601181
its gunna drop tomorrow maybe around 80-100 then spike up again. they want people to panic sell so melvin capital dont lose lots but its gunna go up seeing how many investment funds bought in at the 130-150 range

>>26601180
The bailouts for each bank in 2008 was between 5 and 50 billion I think. So apparently yes.

>>26600870
7.7 @ 134

>>26600995
>OY VEY

>>26601224
Who would step in? All of this is completely legal and within the rules of the market. Firms made a bad investment and they're paying for it.

>>26601162
I did but it's good through this week because my broker platform is meh

>>26600995
not americuck. what federal judge? an app on my phone prompted me to buy GME lel :^) so I did. I w ill pay the 20% tax on gains I have to pay. I paid all my taxes when ETH mooned. go fuck yourself kike. I have a sell order at $1488. I am prepared to lose this money.

Keep calm and trust the plan.

WWG1WGA

Wait so do I sell now and buy again when it dips tomorrow?

>>26600995
Is this it? Is this all you can conjour, Saruman?

>>26600870
56 at 87 my first investment xd

its it just fascinating that all of the earning calls are being readjusted this week?

>>26600935
literally why I bought.

>>26600870
10 at 90

>>26600870
11 @ $96

>>26600870
2 at 144.88

>>26601299
BUY BUY BUY, and HODL until 999, 1488, or 3k.

>>26600995
I’ve got a discovery for ya right here

>>26600995

it's for you

>>26601342
*next week

Good through like feb or something

REMINDER TO PUT OUT CALL ORDERS. If the $500 estimate for friday is right, 1 contract could be worth $20k+

>+69

You fuckers need more signs to buy?

>>26601162
Limit sell, right? Don't want to accidentally fuck myself

only have 20
will I make it bros

is this guy real or was he just trying to meme?
>makes $40million on cashing BTC
>goes all in on GME in the summer
>sells at $144

>>26601275

I feel cheated, bought 6 shares at 148

>>26601318
The end game here isn't a pump and dump. The end game here is a short squeeze.

>>26600995
im not even in the US, fuck them they deserve everything

>>26600595
Who are shorters? Regular financier kikes? Any big firms or names involved?

if you don't have a bare minimum of 10 shares you are A FUCKING FAGGOT.
DO YOUR DUTY CITIZEN.

>>26600995
Yes.

>>26601244
THE GOYIM KNOW

nice digits btw

>>26601297
wagies rise up

>>26600595
>144
IS IT DONE PUMPING? AM I LATE??

>>26601162
What is that on robinhood?
I don't see that anywhere

Finished around 145 USD and the 150 Limit got broken.

We will go straight to 200 when the US market opens tomorrow. See you soon fellow autists.

>>26600995
I like jews, I'm friends with a few. Just because I post on 4chan doesn't make me a dipshit wignat.

Newfag here haven't used Etoro before

How do you sell (to set take-profit)? The button is greyed out and there's no such option. Is there a cooldown you have to wait after buying it?

>>26601174
this will never happen again

>>26601444
yes, market is closed

>>26600595
>Set your limit sell order at $1488
Why such a specific number?
Does it mean something?

>>26601266
Alright I’ll buy one share tomorrow.

>>26600870
10. 7 at 75, 3 in the hundreds

Hedgie hedgie jump off ledgie

>>26601349
fuck off faggot

>>26601174
Blackberry and Nokia

>>26601392
yep

>>26600595
1488$ by FUCKING FRIDAY LETS GOOOOOO

>>26601414
What is the difference

what will the price be by Friday?

>>26601469
only happened a couple of times already

no one touching my linkies

>>26601388
What does this mean and how do I do it?

How many people do you think are in on this now? I expect the number to at least triple before we're finished.

/tv/ here, I managed to buy 2 stonks before close. Should I buy more tomorrow?

i see everyone here talking about robinhood but the investopedia link says its not the best out there,
why use it frens?

>>26600870
10 share Chad here

>>26601420
bought 10 at the dip anon

>>26600837
And boy are they fucking pissed.

>>26601475
Stormfags memeing

>>26601392
worst thing that happens is you sell for $1000 lmao

>>26601399
We could see the sell walls and there was certainly no 8 million sell wall at 144.

Canadian living abroad here: Q trade is taking more than a week to approve my application.
I tried Wealthsimple but the mobile app won't let me use it outside of Canada and the desktop version is still in beta and won't let me add funds to the account.

What other (trustworthy) site could I use?

>>26601475
>Does it mean something?
It's like how Wal-Mart does the $0.88 on everything. $1488 is under $1500. It's psychological.

>>26601475
kek

>>26601475
Lucky numbers

>>26601475
Kek.

>>26601542
I use SoFi

IS THIS SHIT GOING TO DROP AGAIN I WANT TO BUY IN AROUND 130

IS THIS SHIT GOING TO DROP AGAIN I WANT TO BUY IN AROUND 130

IS THIS SHIT GOING TO DROP AGAIN I WANT TO BUY IN AROUND 130

IS THIS SHIT GOING TO DROP AGAIN I WANT TO BUY IN AROUND 130

IS THIS SHIT GOING TO DROP AGAIN I WANT TO BUY IN AROUND 130

>>26601539
Always buy more

>>26601539
You are literally in the ending of Trading Places at this very moment

>>26601258
They brought this on themselves. If they do not have slots let them play stonks

>>26600870
32 at $112, will sell half if it reaches $400 tbqh

>>26601516
The banks and Melvin are the designated bagholders.

>>26601174
This squeeze hasn't finished

And another squeeze like this won't happen ever again because MM won't be stupid enough to short anyone ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FUCKING PERCENT

>Keeping Gamestop of all things alive

>>26600995
Just accelerate, don't care what judges say when there's no law and order

ELONG

>>26601565
lel

>>26600885
>>26600757
>>26601054
We short whichever one of these stocks they are long on.

Should I get Nokia since it’s dirt cheap right now?

>>26601542
because we're going to the moon, faggot. stop jewing out like a sperg and worry about fees. fees don't matter where we're going :^)

ELON TWEET LMAO

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703?s=20

i made $60k on GME
it may look like a decent gain to you, but to me, someone living in an eastern european post-soviet shithole this literally is a life changing amount
holy shit
this is not a dream, is it?

>tfw I only bought 25 shares at $3.36 after they added Reggie to their board of directors
I could've had the world

>>26601475
Hello newfren

>>26601149
Was going to say, at what point is it not worth getting more shares? But even $150-200 per share come tomorrow is a good price if we're going to hit them for $1k each.

>>26600995
The bogaloo wont start itself anon

>>26600870
7 meme stonks, good sir

I’m scared everyone’s gonna fucking bail at 1000 and tank it.

>>26600870
1@148
Because I dont think it will open above 140 tomorrow but I want one just to be part of the group

>>26601588
>IS THIS SHIT GOING TO DROP AGAIN I WANT TO BUY IN AROUND 130
Blackrock just bought in at $120. There are no more drops where we are headed.

>>26601588
I imagine yes

>>26601637
kek

>>26601174
scared of a 30x dump? do you even crypto, brah?

>>26601373
Based brother

>>26600995
Suck a green one, kike

>>26600995
Enjoying your short position in Gamestop?

>>26601637
sell signal

>>26601040
SAME QUESTION ANON

>>26600995
I know

>I'M SCARE A BLOO BLOO
GOY CONDITIONING. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. EITHER YOU RIDE TO VALHALLA SHINY AND CHROME OR YOU WAGESLAVE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

>>26600995
Banks won't go under. Everyone pays their debts, eventually, often at far worse terms than if they just paid back the loan. The original holders of gamestop will cash out, leaving fools holding the bag.

Also stuff like this is a big reason for Powell to go hawkish. First would be the government deficit lowering. That always predicts a rise in interest rates and then Dow 1,000.

>>26601542
It's namely on the app maintenance end. Something about it being a poorly coded piece of shit.

>>26601637
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>26601388
waiting for the 250 contracts to show up and you know i will be on that shit fren, for this week AND next week

>>26601266
Shut the fuck up this will top out at 200 then the OG’s from WSB will pull out right before close on wednesday before the normies start trying to sell off on thursday before the short ends on friday.

>>26601636
im not worried about fees fren
im just wondering why everyone here is on robinhood specifically

>>26600995
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>26601141
>ines ferre
More like, ines not ferre imrite?

>>26600995
I bought a stock because I think it’s gonna go up. Retards shouldn’t have been so short on an already undervalued asset.

>>26600995
Post nose

The 3 day hold on wealthsimple is going to be the end of my sanity. I wanted to buy in at $60

>>26601637
Is this good?

>>26600895
cash app

Just watch Gamestop put out a deal with TSLA now lol

>>26601047
Its anti semitic

Bought in @ 143 holding til the weekend at least

Did I make a good investment?

>>26601311
Explain for brainlet

>>26601637
IT IS FUCKING OVER
1K IS NOW REAL

>>26601461
that S is for selling shitcoins, that is actually something you can sell. to profit from stock you need to close position. click the cog > close and it will show you the calculations, then accept

>>26601637
200% GAINS CONFIRMED TOMORROW

ELON INVITED HIS MINIONS

>>26601685
Elons bought in to fund space x

ELON MUSK TWEETED ABOUT THIS
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703

IT'S REALLY HAPPENING BROS

>>26600870
50 @ 75 dollars, reporting in

>>26601174
Just screen for shares with high short %.

>>26600595
So... Come friday Melvin goes under and everyone involved an hero themselves. Then what? Guvmint bails everyone out? The US of A government will pay my shares?

>>26601637
Real and based

>>26601637
WE GOT IT BOYS

>>26601741
YES MORE OF THE PUBLIC WILL FOMO IN WE'RE GOING TO $5000+

>>26601741
He said he liked Etsy and Etsy went up 10%. What the fuck do you think?

>>26601556
just saying the guys story sounds fishy.
>holds on to BTC since the time it was 1$
>never got tempted into selling sooner after all those years
>cashes out BTC in the summer and plonks ALL of it on GME
>holds GME through to this recent squeeze
im really hoping its a larp and he just happened to have some screenshot.

>>26601784

>>26601741
>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703?s=20
It just means that the normies are going to get in on it and pump it more

>>26600937
buy more

I'm gonna buy 5 GME on tomorrow morning because this is fucking hilarious, wish i had bought this morning

>>26601741
lmao we are going to the fuckin moon

>>26601637

no fucking way. we won

>>26601637
ELON just x10d this autism

>>26600595

>>26601331
HOPE YOURE RIGHT ANON, IM GOING TO GO ALL THE FUCK IN TOMORROW IF IT GETS TO $80 FUCK YES I LOVE GAMESTOP I KNEW THEY WOULD COME BACK :*)

>>26601764
Ah yes, got it, thanks anon

>>26601565
top kek

>>26600870
Lucky number 13 for me

So if the stock goes up so much that it causes banks to fail, how can we sell it? Who will pay?

>>26601642
Good job fren

>>26601824
>>26601850
Sorry, I've been conditioned to fear Elon's tweets

PLEASE KEEP GOING UP

so on robinhood what happens if you try and place an order now?
does it just fulfill it when the market opens tomorrow?
I keep reading about the afterhours but I dont get it

>>26601637
>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703?s=20
ITS FUCKING OVER

AFTER HOURS POPPIN
LMAO
KIKES SEETHING

>>26601674
>Blackrock just bought in at $120
So it's actually unironically fucking happening?

Noob here. What's a hedgefund and why are they bad?

>>26601758
more shorts = longer lasting squeeze

>>26601784
Normies pumping it too now I guess.

>>26600995
fuck off kike

elon just sent it up 10% after hours
kek

>158

>>26600757
YES PLEASE GOD YES.

Why sell your stock at $1488 instead of $5000 or whatever? Like if these shares *have* to be purchased?

CRUSHED 150 AND GOING TO MARS

>>26601642
Congratulations dude
You took back what was taken from us!

He knew.

159 AFTER HOURS???

>>26601637
>tfw it's real
someone get the SEC on the line I would like to report some EXTREMELY BASED MARKET MANIPULATION LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26601637
we're all gonna make it bros

>>26600870
50@105
Got in late but better than never. Wish I'd done 500 but I'd have had to sell tsla

>>26601637
HAHAHAHAHHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>26601887
Sshhh...that's a question for another time

>>26600870
No one here is holding more than 100 stocks. Together we don't seem to hold more than 1000 stocks.
So it's just wsb then

>>26600995
You jumping today or monday jew boy?

New

>>26601951
>>26601951
>>26601951

>>26601637
Dude thats an automatic 20% Wew

POSTING IN AN EPIC BREAD ABOUT A DEAD COMPANY GETTING PUMPED

160 in after market lmfao

>>26601905
HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>26601637
WE LEAVING THE SOLAR SYSTEM BOYS

ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
>ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
>ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
>ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
>ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
>ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON
>ELON JUST SENT AFTERHOURS TO THE FUCKING MOON

Who gets to trade after hours?

MUSK JUST TWEETED GAMESTOP

>>26601642
you made it fren
congrats

>>26601740
KILL ME. JUST FUCKING KILL ME

>>26601830
Selling shares is public information.
That is cause we can see ask price.
We don't know who but we know there is a someone selling X amount of shares at Y price. A 8 million selloff at 144 didn't occur.

>>26601924
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedge_fund

>>26601637
>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703?s=20

>>26600757
Buttonwood plot LLC is the parent company, but I can’t find if they have one too...for context Melvin capital manages about 13 billion, and they already got bailed 2.75 billion at like 80$. They are so fucked

>After hours 161.00 +13.02 (8.80%)
LMAO

>163 in afterhours
ITS HAPPENING

>>26601637
ELON NO

>>26601627
>>26601884
Thanks for the (You)s, frens.

>all these redditors replies
We're near the top

>>26600595
Fuck I want to get in on this but I don't have $150 to piss away right now

>>26601642
dont let people know

>>26600995
> You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you
Thats where the fun is at

> Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years.
I don't even burger I sorry sir

> Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x?
Why haven't you invested in GME? Do you hate money?

>>26601270
based, be sure to get to the tumult of the niggers part at least

>>26600854
Epic

>>26601141
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

THE GOYIM KNOW

https://soundcloud.com/david-fotis-cheung/shut-it-down-parody-of-let-it-go

>>26600595
>So... Come friday Melvin goes under and everyone involved an hero themselves. Then what? Guvmint bails everyone out? The US of A government will pay my shares?

i bought 2 gme at 145. am i going to make it?

>>26602036
ah gotcha, forgot you can just check the books. ive been out of the stock thing for years.

>>26601784
GME TO $10000000 CONFIRMED

>>26601162
It won't let me.

>elon tweets
>check phone out of curiosity
>$165.90

$500 by Friday?

>>26601740
>3 day hold

what the FUCK I’m going to kill myself

>>26601027
retard

>>26602053
words too big

THANKS YOU ELON IM SORRY I DOUBTED YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26600819
Its going up.

>>26602252
$1000

$170
>$170
$170
>$170
$170
>$170
$170
>$170
$170
>$170
$170
>$170
$170
>$170
$170
>$170

>>26600995
I'm ruining my life by purchasing a stock? Get fucked hedgie

>>26601373
BASED

>>26600995
>mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you
not this time douches
eat a fat log of steamy shit bitch

>>26601174
Think of it like BTC, one this is over every one will try to recreate it unsuccessfully. Ever wished you got into btc at 150? Get into GME now before its 1000

>>26601784
Its unironically over for Melvin. Have fun in the wagey cagey

>>26601418
Shorters are big hedgies. Citadel is a big name you might recognize. Yesterday they backed Melvin Capital with an additional $2Billi that is probably getting eaten up right now unless they found a clever way to hedge using derivatives

i can't stop laughing bros. kike tears are too delicious

178 o lawd

>>26600995
Kys

>>26601539
can someone honestly tell me, is this the kind of thing where anything is a fucking good buy because if our speculation is correct, its going to fucking skyrocket come friday?

>>26602252
500 tomorrow thanks to elon. he tweeted once that tesla was too high and it lost 50 milllion in equity.

>>26601637
AAAAAA I WAS JUST WAITING FOR LIKE A $5 DIP BEFORE BUYING IN MY 1 STOCK
ELON HAS RUINED ME

I CAN'T STOP MANIACALLY LAUGHING IM MAKING MORE DOING THIS FUCKING MEME SHIT THAN I DO AT MY $100K ENGINEERING JOB WHY DID I GO TO UNIVERSITY WHAT THE FUCK

>>26602322

>190 afterhours

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

HOLY CRAP

>>26600928
yeah, but they need to keep insert coins to holding the position through time so, they can run out of money waiting eventually

anyways, not like this will change anything or hurt anyone from the top

>>26602447
Who trades after hours!!??

185!

>>26602444
Trips checked

>>26600995
NIGGER KIKE.
I LOST EVERYTHING TOO.

>>26601461
close trade

>>26601674
>a big corporation gets involved
I got a bad feeling about it.

>>26601784
I wouldn't be so sure its a good thing anymore, see https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354027651468550144 and pic related

>>26602522
Check Elon's twitter

>>26602503
we're in peak clown world now

>187

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26601629
If they are shorting Gamestop, they are likely long on Amazon. Gamestop was set to compete with Amazon.

>>26601637
given this intel, should I fucking set a buy order for market right now and just buy as much as i fucking can?

Holy shit LMAO

SHITRON ARE FUCKED IN THE ASS

>>26602716
Yes.

>>26600995
Sorry son. I have tons of shares and I'm not going to fucking sell.

>>26602496
Nobody can honestly tell you anything about the stock market. If you wanted a guaranteed bag holder what would you try to tell them?
You'd tell him that there is no downside and that the stock will guaranteed moon on [insert date].

>>26602627
cuase etsy is for housewives and women probably dont like elon as much as most men do.

fuck bros im holding but i was just about to go big, but my bank transfer wont go through til monday. what do i do?? start a different brokerage??

>>26601637
Elon is going to fuck over the Jews... fucking kek

>>26601608
>not reading the thread

>>26602710
>yfw world economy is crashed by literal redditors buying gamestop stocks which cause a domino effect to make amazon stock collapse which makes tesla collapse and everything collapse

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

why didn't I buy my 2 stocks before the market closed!?

The way things are going I'll be lucky if I can afford just 1 tomorrow.

How do i find the Short % information?

>>26602813
Put in as much as you can. It's going the fucking moon tomorrow.

Can you stand?! Can you stand until you smell the garlic?!
Hold and breathe easy, lads. You've got 'em by the throat.
https://youtu.be/3t0Gk0nffXA

>try to buy at $190

>market closed literally minutes before I did

Fuck my life, did I miss the train? It'll be far above $190 when the markets open, right?

>>26602813
if you're yuropoor start etoro, i went from unregistered to buying stock at market within 20 minutes on sunday

>>26602758
Its pretty damn funny they have sent people here to shill this shit. Kikes utterly BTFO.

I can still trade on lang & schwarz, its pumping even more, now at 150€ ($182)

>>26602818
is he /ourguy/ ?

>>26602835
Good. Fuck clown world. Jews do this all the time.

>bout to drop 1k into this
>Robin Hood says deposit will take 4-5 days


WHAT DO I DO

So it’s never going down now right? Do I put my savings in?

>>26602627
etsy isn't on the verge of a short squeeze retard

>>26601399
fake/doctored image. Note the missing pound symbol on the withdrawals figure.

>>26602835
GOOOOD

The rotten system is rigged anyway.

>>26602909
I bought at 147 right before close
then elon tweeted 2 mins later kek

>>26602909
Bro it IS going to $1000 at least. This is once in a lifetime.

>>26602857
Somehow I just bought 1 stock at 175, keep trying.

>>26601637
based. Here since 110 lulz

>>26602909
Bruh... $190

You have missed it. Forget it.

>>26600974
dangerously based

>>26600995
This is excellent pasta. Saved. Also, fuck kikes, trannies, jannies, hedgies, the SEC, and the feds

>>26603054
he knew exactly when to tweet, probably bought some himself before

>You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>26602931
>>26602891
thanks bros but what i actually mean is im holding, and went to add more money to my RH but they said monday which will be too late..so to clarify is it smarter to start an etrade and ill get money there quicker or are deposit times universal? thanks

>>26602985
Robin hood lets you invest up to $1000 while the deposit is going through.

>>26603010
good catch. also what the fuck is that guy doing here if he just made $1 billion from a $2000 initial buy in? if i cashed out that kind of money i would probably never need the internet to entertain me again because ill just be too busy doing whatever i want.

>>26600995
peepee
poopoo

>>26600595
How much can it realistically reach?

>>26603054
I just bought at 175 and it said the order was fulfilled so... I'm guessing it worked

WHEN DOES IT CLOSE?

>>26602985
FUCKING THIS. I swear I am good for it just take my money

>>26600942
Gamestop was a unique situation because they shorted literally every share in the float. WSB and more than likely other hedge companies noticed the hedge fund trap themselves and pushed back the other direction causing these shorts to get margin called because they were so greedy.

>>26603122
Invariably based. I echo your statement

>>26603103
Cancelled order and bought at 175 instead. Wish I would have bought at 75 yetserday like I was goiung to but whatever

ALREADY AT 180 in AFTERMARKET

>>26603186

>>26601162
Doesn't matter if you are on a margin account.

>>26600854

Do you know the website everybody is using to find the percentages of shorted stock and how much has been purchased back etc?

I have just had the hardest time purchasing at the top. Finally got my TD ameritrade setup with a 2k stack in it. I want to ape in with you boys.

Thank you for the help.

Holy shit it's actually gonna go 200 after mark8

I BOUGHT AT 175 JUST NOW ON ROBINHOOD AND IT SAID THE ORDER WENT THROUGH, BUT ITS AFTER MARKET CLOSE

DO I OWN A STOCK OR NOT??

>>26600757
https://whalewisdom.com/filer/melvin-capital-management-lp#tabsummary_tab_link