/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26591350
I've never gotten into trading what should I do?

>>26591469
Buy GME stock, hold until at least friday.

>>26591469
Create an account on fidelity or ameritrade. Deposit some money from your checking account. Create a new market limit order for GME.

Thanks, just bought a 100 LINK

>>26591545
where do I buy it?

>>26591350
destroy the enemy from within

>>26591644
okay thanks

>>26591684
Robinhood is probably the easiest one to get into. Literally just download the app, link your bank account to it, and start buying

>>26591469
>>26591684
Buy any amount of GME, and hold until at least Friday.
Get Robinhood, or any other broker. Check /smg/ for more advice.

>>26591800
>>26591807
Thank you both

Just placed a market buy for 3 shares on fidelity. Fuck shorts

>>26591350
Bumping.


Here's the game boys: If the price holds over $48 on friday, shorters get margin called and have to buy back $5.5 billion in shares to cover their position, causing the price to soar. That's why they have to halt trading to try to get you to panic sell. After $115 we reach critical mass.

Make a brokerage account and buy buy buy, then HODL. Set your limit sell order at $1488 and lets GO!

>>26592434
>Here's the game boys: If the price holds over $48 on friday, shorters get margin called and have to buy back $5.5 billion in shares to cover their position, causing the price to soar. That's why they have to halt trading to try to get you to panic sell. After $115 we reach critical mass.
>Make a brokerage account and buy buy buy, then HODL. Set your limit sell order at $1488 and lets GO!
Yep and an added bonus squeeze is gamma squeeze, which is when all the calls in the money get exercised and there's a big bump in price from that too.

>>26591350
>turning a reddit movement into your "fight the Jew" polshit
Pathetic. Mods cleanse this polshit

>>26592815
fuck off loser and buy GME

>>26591655
Based.

>>26591807
Is this true internet stranger v?

>>26592815
>They are so desperate they are posting on /biz/

LMFAO

>>26591807
How do You do it from Europe?

>>26592815
> desperation
> pleading
> seething
Tasty.

>>26591350
IDK what all this is about, I love my hebrew brethren, I'm just posting this Wiki article on one of the biggest short positions held against GME for due diligence sake.

SET YOUR LIMIT SELLS TO 2000 PLUS THE JEWS WILL HAVE TO BUY AT THAT PRICE AND BROKERAGES CANT LOAN YOUR SHARES OUT WHILE YOU'RE IN A LIMIT SELL.

>>26593358
Can you do this on robinhood?

>>26592815
Jews, Wall Street, who cares? Whatever gets the people to buy.

>>26591350
doesn't a jew own 10% of the company, you're bankrupting one jew and making another one a billionaire

>>26593054
trading212
Etoro
XTB

>>26592434
Not your personal army poor. Get the fuck back where you belong.

>>26591350
Anti-Semitism is a communist psyop. Liars and murderers are not real Jews. The true Jews are good, and they're called Christians and Jews for Jesus. Hail Hermes Trismegistus!

>>26594046
That's not how that phrase is used. You're...not from around here are you?

More info courtesy of another anon:

hedge funds got caught with their pants down by biz, reddit and other chads like michael burry. the info went viral and now everyone is piling in to trigger margin calls that are forcing the hedge funds to burn billions pumping the price. anons are getting rich and the funds cant stop their losses because theyre locked in by contract to buy at any price.

>>26591469
Robinhood
I literally signed up today and just bought an hour ago at $115
I am fully ready to lose all of it but it's worth it for the meme

Steal from the rich, give to the autists. Still cant believe an app called Robinhood is helping facilitate this transfer of wealth. Hedgies btfo.

>>26591350
No. I don't care about your plebbit "muh wall street" garbage.

Completely new to stocks. Can someone give me a tldr on why this will make me rich?

>>26592815
biz hates the jew too, because they pay attention to finance

How fast can I get my bank account ok ameritrade available to trade? Haven’t used it since 2014

>>26594091

This

When the fuck do I pull out of this shit?

>>26594091
I mean, yeah, but when we use the term "jew" it refers to the synagogue of satan. Very natural that they'd masquerade as God's chosen, if you think about it.

>>26592815
suck my cock big nosed faggot

>We're bankrupting Wall Street. We're fighting back.

Wall Street is the one pumping it you fucking idiot.

They’ve created the narrative that it’s Retail Investors vs Wall Street, when in reality most funds are long now, and only a couple of hedge funds are still short

>>26595217
>Using analyst ratings
Ngmi

>>26591350
that subreddit essential killed a hedge fund, probably the only based thing i can think of from Reddit

>>26595784
ok, shill.

buy some rope you will be broke for eternity you dirty greasy jew.

>>26591469
This is a Kamikaze run, prepare to lose whatever you put in

GME will even out at 60$ a share again BUT. for ever dollar you put in Wallstreet looses 1,000.

Your money will chill and hold its value, but Wallstreets SHORTS only last as long as they are putting money in. the more money they put in earlier the more money they have to keep shoveling in to maintain their short.

Think of it as you are stying warm by burning 100 gallons of firewood but wallstreet is staying warm by burning 100 gallons of gasoline.

They will run out of gasoline before you run out of wood. You are sacrificing this money. this is not an investment for you. this is a yolo run at wallstreet

>>26591350
/pol/ reporting in, you guys are crazy, KEEP BUYING

>>26592434
This event is an anti-semitic false flag to frame gamers, the real Jews, and the white middle class

>>26595737
oh fuck, I posted the wrong image

>>26591350
Which rule is NYPA again? Fuck off, nobody cares about "fighting wall street"

i'm ashkenazi and bought GME at $35
the more you buy the richer you make me haha goyim

Just deposited 1000 to my wealthsimple trade account but i gotta wait at least 3 days for it to show in my account. if GME dumps a bit on friday would it still be a good idea to get it on it then and ride it through next week?

>>26595217
It’s a pyramid scheme. You’re going to buy in with the hope that you’re not the last buyer, and that someone stupider than you will buy it at a higher price

>>26595947
>100 gallons of firewood

>>26591350
I'm up 50% today

>>26596095
Nobody cares if they're left holding bags retard. Ill pay for hedgefund jew liquidation

>>26596078
yes, but the money is coming from turbo-kikes, so at the end of the day it is a win, my yiddish fren

>>26591350
im really tired of all the anti-semitic shitposting here.

First post, first trade, in for $400, its birthday money, fuck it, if i end up helping fuck the kikes at their own game then itll be the best deal iv ever gotten

>>26591350
nice fucking optics retard. OP must be a shill. You know these shits are going to be used in court cases if these fuckers want to sue someone (which will happen). Headline reads to the normies
> "antisemitic retailers gather to buy GME" or some dumb shit
They already covered WSB, except redditors use the word "elites". you guys are niggers.

>>26596095
you're confusing pump and dump with short squeeze. The whole point is to hold long enough for wallstreet kikes to get liquidated. Whether or not you get to sell during the short squeeze spike is irrelevant.

>>26596122
gallon is a unit of volume, wood has volume faggatron

>>26596292

I am tired of you jews and your selective caring.

>>26596292
Post foreskin with a time stamp.

>>26591350
Nothing will happen. You're just sticking your neck out for the FTC to chop off.

>>26595947
This. I just put in 200€, yes I'm poor fuck you, into GME that I am 100% expecting to lose.
But having these hedge fund CEOs lose their minds because of this shit is worth every penny. Make them suffer. Make them sell their yachts. Make their wives cheat on them again.
REMEMBER. DO. NOT. SELL.
This isn't a short term gain, this is about bankrupting a fucking hedge fund. You might not live in a time where you can die a glorious death for your country on some god forsaken battlefield, but you can lose a few bucks committing the greatest financial ruse in history.
WE are the Bog now.

>>26594091
>good

>>26596317
what court cases? The only court cases will be from middle class and upper middle class investors against the hegefunds that lost all their money.

a panzy ass hedgefund cant out lawyer all of wallstreet, but they can out lawyer dumfucks like you or boomers who invested in them in the first place

Can I do this from Australia or is it a burger only privilege?

>>26596317
Exactly. Also these clowns are using moon symbolism in anti-semitic memes which is nonsensical because in Khemetian mythology Thoth is a lunar deity. One of the Ten Commandments is not to bear false witness. Anyone who lies, cheats, or commits a false flag has abandoned Judeo-Christianity.

>>26592815
i don't even care about making money on GME (i am) i just want to see wall street kikes commit suicide

>>26596301
Based and welcome

14/88

>>26592815
Post nose

>>26596317
Retard

AhahahahahhaAhahah

>STOP IT, ONLY YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOSE MONEY

>>26591350
I know biz only likes sucking pajeet cocks, but look at the facts, the shorts have already had to borrow 2.5 BILLION to cover what they have lost, and you know what the fuckers did, the doubled down! Thinking they would get everyone to sell and be safe, fuck you bitches, the diamond hands have spoken, the jews are going to have to clean out mama's cupboards to pay for the ass fucking they have coming.
Anyone that shorts stocks is a fucking asshole, and these are the worst assholes around.
It's a short squeeze then the HULK comes along with a fucking GAMMA squeeze.
Hold till Friday, for fat stacks, moon rocks on Monday.

Gah fuck bought at 70 sold at 130 now dont think itll go to 90 again whatd you cunts think?

>>26596607
you are blind, naked, and poor. with no eyes to see nor ears to hear.

>>26596606
its an international market, just google GME on google finance or etrade or whatever and thats the stock to buy

remember you are losing this money, but for every dollar you lose some hedge fund is losing 1000 or more

>>26596750
The only things the Nazis ever "accomplished" were slaughtering millions of whites and establishing the state of Israel.

What are the chances that bitcoin whales are contributing to this concerted efforts for kek and memes? Answer me biz I come from /g and I want to play in this sandbox. I am about to sell some stocks and get into GME to participate in these efforts. Give me the rundown. I might sell some crypto as well to be part of this.

>>26596078
Small jew over the big jew every day!

>>26591350
1488, FUCK THE JEWS

>>26596989
You misspelled "Britain"

>>26591350
You're not bankrupting anything, even the hedge fund we're fucking over already got bought out by chase for 2bn and some other incels for 750mm.

We're biting at the jews ankles, but boy does it feel good.

what happend and why is it about wsb?
can some anon pls tldr me on this one?

remember that these shorts sellers who are getting fucked right now (andrew left, Gabe Plotkin, and others) are terrible people and to not feel bad for them.

>>26596245
l'chaim, my uncircumcised fellow

>>26596591
>>26596607
>>26596806
>The only court cases will be from middle class and upper middle class investors against the hegefunds that lost all their money.
Hedgies will pull some bull crap against reddit or someone for "coordinated" manipulation or some dumb shit because they are seething.
>https://www.sec.gov/investor/pubs/regsho.htm
> "Although some short squeezes may occur naturally in the market, a scheme to manipulate the price or availability of stock in order to cause a short squeeze is illegal."
>>26596591
> dumbfucks like you or boomers
I could care less about hedgies. I don't want some seething hedgies to send more feds here.

>>26591644
market and limit are two different things i thought... market is buy at any market price, limit is when you set a price to buy/sell

>>26596842
lmfao the absolute level of COPE could power countries for centuries

>>26597275
where did andrew go and where was he before?

Gonna do a long call x20 to 300$ when my bank deposts my money into my boomer exchange. Fuck banks

>>26597272
>Everybody assumes GameStop is worthless
>Wall Street hedgefunds short the stock
>/biz/ and WallStreetBets decide to fuck the hedgies over HARD
>Massive pumps liquidates hedgies
>Melvin Capital recieves 3 billion dollar bailout and then SHORTS EVEN MORE
>GME currently being pumped even more to liquidate Melvin AGAIN

>>26592815
Your hook nosed shrew of a wife is going to kill you after this ends.

>>26596511
Based and checked..

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BUT IT SOUNDS BASED! COME ON LADS!

How long will this pump last? no meme responses

Whats tomorrows low predixitions
Im putting orders on 100 (that dip after the open bump) after selling for 140 just now

>>26596451
>>26596467
im jewish, pls no bully

what would happen if i asked the bank for a loan having never done it before and being neet for 1 year

>>26597635
They say no and your credit rating takes a hit

>>26597275
>are terrible people

just call them kikes

>>26596842
>This is not investing.
That's the point.

>>26597272
reddit finally did something based and redpilled

>>26597368
okay so the hedge is out 10 billion dollars, what are they going to do, kill reddit (globo homo like epstien and Gislene Maxwell run reddit)

sue 100 blue collar redditors for 10k each? If we hold the line the Hedge is fucked 10 weeks from sunday and their only option will be bankruptcy as their VPs bail out on golden parachutes

Bought 13 shares at 147 AHHHHHH

>>26597373
well shit, I am brainlet

>>26597531
BUY THE HYPE
THREAD THEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXSuTvjm64

>>26597418
>>GME currently being pumped even more to liquidate Melvin AGAIN

lets get this fucking done, im paranoid af but i am downloading Robin Hood right the fuck now to inject 1,000 dollars

I am so happy I sold off 2k worth of crypto today to put it into GMC at market open lmao

>>26597828
mad lad

>>26597852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Yychv6snc

>>26594046
nah this is different, dont be a stubborn faggot now, we're crashing this plane with no survivors and it's gonna be beautiful

>>26597598
nobody cares if your jewish, just don't be jewish about it

>>26597900
dont use robin hood, they can lend your shares out, meaning it doesn't count towards fucking the shorts, as i understand it
someone smarter correct me if wrong

>>26591350
Seems shady that they’re trying to pin this on Redditors.
What are (((they))) upto?

do i buy? Bros?

>>26598286
Do you know if Ameritrade is okay? I know they got breached back in 2007 but they're old which is why I chose them

>>26591350
based

>>26598286
nah all you have to do is just create a sell limit

>>26591350
>fighting back
You are committing a crime. It sucks to say that, but rules were created in a way that the house will always win. Not only you will lose money but also branded a criminal. The banks won’t let you win, they will crash the world economy before paying any of you off. Fking ell, shit about to be spicy.

>>26593537
>Can you do this on robinhood?
Yes

>>26598518
fuck you kike

>>26598485
I just bought $150 worth. What should my sell limit be?

>>26595947
I'm all for this. don't care if I eat a bag. It'll be worth it knowing schlomo is eating x1000

>>26598661
600 gorillion dollarz

>>26598518
10 billion should be chump change to these faggots why will they crash anything

ANOTHER CIRCUIT BREAKER
THE JEWS ARE GETTING DESPERATE

>>26598518
>branded a criminal.
oy vey anons, please behave! for we are playing by the rules as well !!!!

>>26598518
How is this a crime. I see stock go up, i buy.

>>26598727
Because you are playing against the rules, fin market isn’t a casino.

>>26598518
buying stock is not a crime

>

>>26598865

>>26598883
>>26598727
>>26598596
see >>26597368

>>26598870
>>26598596
I am not the one making the rules and you are naive thinking that courts and other fin institutions will be on your side

>>26598883
Buying a stock with no fundamental value therefore inflating its value to cause a big payoff with thousands of other people is market manipulation. The fact that you are here proves that you are fully aware of it.

>>26598938
>B-BUT YOU ARE PLAYING AGAINST DA RUUULES!

I am heavily investing in GameStop simply because i believe the stock is criminally undervalued at $150. The fundamentals lead me to believe it should be worth at least $500

Any hedgefund liquidations and financial collapses that occur are happy accidents and NOT the intention of me or my peers.

I will now continue to exercise my 1st amendment right to Free Speech.
- Ahem -
>FUCK TRANNIES
>FUCK JANNIES
>FUCK HEDGIES
>FUCK THE S.E.C.
>FUCK WALL STREET
>I WILL NEVER SELL GME

Not a fan of the anti-semitism and racism, this does nothing to help bring people to our cause. Fuck you racists.

>>26598518
What do you mean, anon? I saw a company I like have a historic raise in stock price, so I bought in.

>>26598938
>fin market isn't a casino
>the house always wins
I can smell your fear.

>>26592815
Calm down, Schlomo.

>>26598716
GAMESTOP: The game stops here.

>>26599225
Right, but the posts here and on plebbit state otherwise. People willingly admitted to why they engaged in this behaviour and it isn’t because they believe in gamestop

>>26598716
These people are clearly not as in charge as they want to appear.

>>26599187
Yes, keep branding wide swaths of people as terrorists.

+20% in the green. don't care about wsb or gme. just want them gains

>>26592815
suck my cock schlomo

>>26599444
trips of truth

>>26598518
idk I don't drink coffee.

The Game Stops here, kikes.

One last push to $150 close! Come on anons

>>26596078
ashkenazi vs a turbo-kike. Im willing to fuck over the god-kike over you

>https://www.sec.gov/investor/pubs/regsho.htm
7. "Although some short squeezes may occur naturally in the market, a scheme to manipulate the price or availability of stock in order to cause a short squeeze is illegal."


So, who's gonna get fucked here?

>>26599257
See >>26599187 and >>26599436

>>26599271
>>26599476
I don’t do it, but I am explaining you why the msm, the courts and other fin institutions will name you that.

>>26598661
$1420.69
or
$1488.00

>>26591350
im not getting in if it doesnt come back down like yesterday. which it looks like it wont. no fucking way im getting in at the 140s

>>26596292
post nose

Let me see if I understand this right:

Some kike basically "borrowed" gamestop stocks with an obligation to give them back by Friday, then they sold their borrowed stocks because they expected their price to fall further, then they planned on buying them back just before they had to return their borrowed shares to close their deal.

But they borrowed more shares than are being traded, which means they'll have to buy them at whatever price the people holding the shares dictate in order to close their short?

>>26591350
Buy high, sell low, that's the biz way.

>>26591350
>millions vs. trillions
I wonder who will win?

>>26599666
not us lol, we have plausible deniability

>>26599666
well they cant prosecute all of us right?

>>26599666
don't know what you're talking about. we're all buying GME because it has great fundamentals, fren.

>>26598518
die jew faggot nigger LMAO

>>26599675
And I'm explaining that it's really fucking stupid and will backfire.

>>26599567

>>26598518
>You are committing a crime.
OY VEY ITS ANUDDUH SHOAH

>>26599666
Nobody gets fucked because the institutions were shorting naked and the SEC would have to fine them

>>26591469
Get a robinhood account it’s easy

Robinhood is making me wait before I can put my own money into the account. Any other alternatives?

BUUUUUUUUUY

>>26599785
>whole biz and reddit is posting their real intentions, setting coordinated payoff prices and date of exit, bragging why are they doing it
>deny that it was not market manipulation

Aight, good luck

can someone explain what the fuck melvin did

>>26591350
>rules
>NO LEVERAGE
>STOP LOSS NONE
>NEVER
>FUCKING
>SELLING

>>26599666

I bought in @ $87 for the memes, I dont even know what a short squeeze is so how can I be liable to be prosecuted for scheming to create one?

>>26592815
/pol/ and /biz/ are brothers in their hatred of international Jewery and the financial systems that they use to enslave the world. If you don't understand and appreciate this simple fact, you don't belong here.

>>26599639
i'm glad we can be frens profiting off the turbo-kikes despite my Jewishness

>>26596431
>solids are measured in liquid units

>>26599803
They don't have the resources to prove one guy was in on it. They'll end up arresting grandma or something stupid like what happened with piracy.

>>26592815
get rekt

>>26598661
1488

>>26599666
Yeah as in, the kikes that over shorted this thinking they were going to get free money from retail investors didn't realize that gamestop just started selling battle toads.
Dumb kike who funded a lot of this is already a convicted insider trader
REST IN SHIT KIKES YOU ARE A BUNCH OF CHRIST KILLINGS FAGGOTS

>>26599806
>>26599829
>explain how this might backfire on your guys makes me the “bad guy”

>>26599817
Really? Have the recent events not taught you anything?

Why will it moon on monday?

>>26591350
TEN MINUTES LEFT WHEN DO i SELL

i feel like such a moron
i was aware of this for so long and didn't buy until yesterday
got 6 gamestops at different prices and the gains are insane

>>26599817
Only for Reddit though. Reddit will be the scapegoat, while /biz/ is slipping under the radar kek.

>>26600007
Fuck off racist shithead, we don't want stormfags here.

/biz/ is a Civic Nationalist board.

>>26591350
Should I sell now? I bought 12 shares at $88 this morning when the market opened?

>>26600104
Tell it to your rabbi no one here gives a fuck

>>26599666
How exactly can they prove any one of us didn't just unga invest PRICE GOING UP, ME BUY
We didn't start it, we're just reacting to the big wave

>>26593739
Are there any EU websites that allow you to sign up with a driving license? My ID expired a few days ago

>bought at $148

Why am I always late to these sort of things

>>26599756
yes

>>26600178
Nigger.

>>26599945
>imagine hating free money this much
Embarrassing.

>>26600211
It's going to dip again moron

>>26595947
>Think of it as you are stying warm by burning 100 gallons of firewood
thanks just dumped my GME

>SHORT SELLERS ARE DOWN 91 BILLION

>SHORT SELLERS ARE DOWN 91 BILLION

>>26594046
kek you are the one who doesn't belong. This is an unnironically a good raid.

>>26599804
yes, i heard they give out dividends of 9.90 and their CEO has a very anglo-saxon name

>>26600178
They're going to call you a nazi anyway kid.

>>26600327
based, fuck kikes

>>26600302
Nice I just sold for $149.50

>>26591350
Great - you do realise they are going to take screenshots of this, and put it in newspapers so people have sympathy for the hedgies when they go bankrupt right?

>Far right extremists collaborated to manipulate markets, sent death threats to poor jew hedgie and his family

I can see the headlines now.

>>26599875
you can still buy with a pending deposit

>>26600241
How is that allowed? And what happens if they "default"?

>>26600269
I don’t hate free money, it is just a fact that it doesn’t exist. There is no free lunch

>>26599666
Battletoads. Fuck off, Satan.

>>26600424
Lmao changed tabs back to Robinhood and now it’s $145

WTFWT

>>26600467
Guys are oblivious, for saying that they will brand you the “Jew”

>>26600511
government bailouts if they are big enough

Stop fucking selling

>>26600467
>jews lie for jews to maintain a hegemony over goyim
WOW YOU ARE LIKE THE FIRST GUY TO EVER FIGURE THIS OUT

>>26594046
nice try melvin

>>26600424
>bragging about missing out on more gains

>>26600467
And it will be beautiful

>>26600511
It isn't allowed, their overshort should have been covered already for SEC isn't enforcing for whatever reason

>>26599945
>Aight, good luck
I agree, the problem is, who the fuck are they going to prosecute? lmao
>>26600178
/pol/ is a disease. We caught the disease once /pol/ tried to buy the Brazil navy ship and called /biz/ for help.

>>26600659
Fuck. I'm tempted to sell my Volkswagen shares and put the money from that into Gamestop now.

>>26599666
i just like bideo games

>>26598518
all i did was buy a fucking stock, mr. steinberg

>>26600178
>reddit spacing
It's almost too easy to spot you niggers. Go back to whatever subreddit or tranny discord that sent you here, you will never fit in here.

>>26600104
Yeah, that you can arrest a dozen people and pretend it's ten thousand.
This happening just proves all you are doing is pissing off even more people.
Listen kike: country vs country is over. Everyone knows what you are. This is not antisemitism. You're just an ass. An ass with an overinflated view of their ability to enforce their will. And the world is showing you the door.

>>26600467
Yeah, these are shills. There is a reason why people left /pol/ for other boards. These fuckers don't know how to act when they get an opportunity. retarded.

>>26600688
Tell me when the dip starts and then I’ll buy more

>>26600716
>he thinks 4chins and plebbit is truly anonymous
Kek, k

>>26600724
i mean, its got a possibility of it completely dumping back to what it was last week, so dont put anything in you cant afford to loose.
I did 2 shares.

>>26600538
You're right, it's not free. The kikes are paying for it.

>>26600698
>reason
Oooo, oooo, I can answer this one!
Jewish nepotism.
Do I get a gold star?

>>26600467
thats anons trying to label wsb as the aggressors with pictures like this, its stupid childish tactics. wsb all memed this into happening but they dont condone the stupid jewish hatred like OP

>>26600467
You think those boomers know about /biz/? They only know about Reddit and will put the fault entirely on WSB.

>>26600863
>he thinks 4chins and plebbit is truly anonymous
Are you saying they are going to prosecute every single IP? Stop being retarded. This shit right now is like video related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2mlT7q7mY

>>26600783
See >>26599945 >>26599436 >>26599187

>>26600467
fuck off back to where you came from tourist

>>26600467
No one reads that shit anymore.
You just had to redpill the boomers, whose blind faith was the only thing keeping fake news going.

>>26600804
You act as I am the one who made the rules. Don’t shoot the messenger.

>>26601024
You doubt that they won’t do that, especially when there is shit ton of evidence? They won’t prosecute the bankers that is for sure

>>26600993
that's why i'm on /biz/ and not wsb

>>26600183
Nope. Just hold. The billions the shorts invested is moving into our pockets as we speak.

>>26599804
this, love a good video game from a physical retail store, steam just isnt the same

>>26601036
This old boy is storming.

>>26600949
>stupid jewish hatred
The Game Stops here, Eli Goldenschmidtberg.

>>26596046
lmfao

Would've made $500 today if I didn't buy into AQMS like an idiot

>>26596086
yes, wait until the morning dip, buy in. if it ends up green on friday, it will most likely boom monday as well.

>>26591350
>>26591545
Is there a way to buy GME on robinhood and change a setting where my stonks will be off the table for shortniggers? i read that somewhere on wsb but i didn't see them mention that robinhood could do that
t. cryptonigger who's never touched a stock

>>26591350
>2 years of negative earnings
>undefined p/e because of this
>dead model ala blockbuster
>delusional price targets
>>>buy it for $10 billion
>>26591469
>>26595217
>>26596301
>gazillions of retards with zero experience crowding into the trade
>wouldn't even know if you were jumping into a volcano or not
>>26591807
>highly myopic binary outcome

>>26601202
Nice. Still holding.

>>26595947
they have the printing machine and you not, so, they do not lose a thing.

Hey dumbasses.

Whos been on GME since <$10?

Why was this already known, how knew this and how can we spread the info more so all anons enjoy life because of anons

>>26600993
The boomers in the FT comments seems to know about us yeah.

Pic related.

AAAAA 2-3 days for funds to transfer from bank!!
IF ONLY XRP WAS THE STANDARD!
I MIGHT MISS OUT!

>>26601197
Don't backstep and pilpul.
I draw a line in the sand and say people can't cross it. If someone does, I better be strong even to lay that guy out. If I can't, the rule may as well not exist.
Lawmakers try to hedge this by getting others to buy into that system. People no longer believe in that system. That hedge will fail. Just like melvin capital will.

>>26601531
>"Online publishing"

I'd laugh in Reddits parent company gets hit with the SEC shit lol.

So what's the goal for the EoD tomorrow? Or do we just have to have it stay above $120 or so at EoW?

>>26601531
kek

>>26599945
So what?

Saying "I'm going to buy X stock at X price, my price target is X" is not illegal. Analysts do it all the time no?

>>26601036
Dammit those masterminds at Bank of India are at it again. I can't believe they are declaring their intentions!

>>26601485
cope, you missed the opportunity, go back to crypto nerd.

>>26600467
I'm brown fuck kikes

>>26601485
>even after all these arguments
Israel has still no right to exist

>>26601036
Hahahaha hello melvin capital. I know something about the current state of government that most haven't realized yet because you have to follow politics closely. Hint, government isn't going to save you this time.

>>26601548
>fomoing at ATH
>>26601676
>still believing there is long opportunity here

Wall street can't pay you if they are bankrupt. You just want to bleed then, not kill them. Learn from the Jews.

>>26601700
no, you are a soon to be rich brown man. GME to $1000!!!!

>>26601531
Who cares, even if we did do any of that they can't do shit about us
What are they going to do, send the CIA around the world to 20 million different people

>>26601797
>long
who said i was long retard? cope, seethe, and dilate. in that order.

>>26599945
"My friend told me it was a good idea. I don't use reddit and I only use 4chan to post anti-semitic memes on /pol/, officer."

>>26601801
I want to see what happens when Wall Street goes bankrupt. They must be shown no mercy for being the thieving schemers that they are.

>>26601801
Nah we want to kill them, we made that mistake too many times in history. Not again. The kikes will die. At any and all costs.

>>26601197
>You doubt that they won’t do that,
Yes.

I'll be watching from the sidelines. whatever happens happens. kek

>>26601857
right, this retard thinks its only people in the usa who are pumping this shit. look at the european markets. hell i live in LatAm and put $25k at $25, what are they going to do to me? find my tin hut in the jungle?

>>26601898
Your behavior tells me you are
Breathe through the nose not the mouth

>>26601801
>You just want to bleed then, not kill them
Don't presume to tell me what I want faggot.

>>26601638
Keep it over 115 by Friday close.

Look at the after hours price now lol

>>26591350
Who are the shorterfags who will suffer? Wall street kikes? It would be quite ironic. A bunch of anons and r*dditors doing what Occupy Wall Street tried to do almost ten years ago.

>>26601531
But this is /pol/. When boomers think of 4chin, they think /pol/ is the entirety of 4chin. They would never visit other boards.

>>26601648
You, as individual, saying that is one thing. Advising others to do the same and urging to them to do it exactly same way in a way that benefits you but hurts the market is completely dif one. All of ou know that GameStop isn’t worth that money and that you are manipulating the market to crash other positions. Courts won’t be on your side. What is going on here is obvious as day. You don’t even have to try to look for evidence to find it. All this will lead to us stricter internet speech laws.

>>26601649
Kek, k

>>26599945
the blah blah blah are works of art and fiction. get fucked jew homos

>>26601197

I bought a stock, sold the stock, made money.

No crime you fucking idiot.

>>26591350

I lost $1,800 on Monday because I had paper hands and lost faith.

I'm happy for any anons making bank though.

>>26601857
>>26602032
I was thinking more online censorship and shutting down WSB / 4Chan.

I'm sure we could move elsewhere, but still..

>>26591469
Get a margin account and put every penny you have, and every penny they'll let you borrow, into Gamestop stonks. Hold it and forget about it because you'll be rich soon enough.

>>26591350
Looks like reddit fags are using bots to spam biz now. Fuck you, buy chainlink or get off my board you nigger

>>26602042
cope. i have all my teeth, wisdom teeth included. i probably have a nice jaw than you :)

>>26591350
ELON INCOMING
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703?s=19

>>26601779
Take meds shizo

>>26601927
Don’t matter which side you use, both are at fault

>>26602118

>>26601931
bailout

>>26602158
Government isn't going to save you this time KEK if you follow whats going on in politics. Bankrupt harder melvin.

>>26602194
thats unfortunate man. but it good that you can be happy for other people, you will have a good life.

>>26602213
There is no skin off my back for you kids to get burned being stupid

someone give me a quick rundown of what the fuck is going on please

>>26602096
why is it $115 now
is this due to the bailout they got from citadel?

>>26602118

>>26592815
I'm watching from the sidelines, but I have to say, nothing in this world makes me happier than the sound of a thousand kvetching Jews losing billions of dollars that they didn't earn in the first place

>>26596941
Nigger paper hands. Buy back at market open and hold.

>>26602189
You ment
>abused market manipulation

>>26596317
>you guys can’t just buy a stock, think of the heckin shoterinos

Kill yourself faggot

>>26602268
Information is out there kike. I'll go even further. It has something to do with US vs USA.

>>26602347
https://www.nber.org/system/files/working_papers/w14111/w14111.pdf

>>26602251
>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703?s=19
> When Elon breaks the market
lol

>>26602158
I'm sure they will try yeah - I think it's certain Biden will come after 4Chan for sure, mostly because of /pol/. I think most of us here are tech savy enough to use VPNs or TOR if we need to.

They might try and go after the people who had big positions like that guy on YT, but they're not gonna come after every single person lol. Plus I don't see how they would have a case anyway, would be very hard to prove. Everyone can just start putting "not financial advice" disclaimer.

>>26596292
You’ll never be a real woman.

>>26602330
>>26602438
Q told ya something?

>>26596317
fuck your optics im going in

>>26602549
Unrelated to Q faggot.

>>26596292

>>26602251
holy kek

>>26591350
AHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ROBIN HOOD SUCK NY FUCKING BALLS

>>26602524
But it is not what happened. Read the posts and the threads, majority had a clear idea what they did and why they did it. On top of that they urged others to do the same. Plus, this can be labelled as a hate crime due to all the hate getting posted here.

>>26602368
Any idea how much it will drop for at market open?

>>26602729
The government we knew was a corporation that is now defunct. Getting sweaty there melvin?

>>26602333

I've collected $23,000 in unemployment in 2020 and I'll be collecting more until September of 2021.

I can't be angry since I don't even deserve this money, lol

>mfw we are the jew now

>>26602729
>Plus, this can be labelled as a hate crime due to all the hate getting posted here.
Nothing has ever happened to 4chan or reddit for posting words that aren't threatening. The /pol/ raid is bad optics for /biz/ though. Fuckers gonna get our board cleansed. kek

>>26602158
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret penny stock pump and dumps in the Philippines, and I have over 300 confirmed billion $ pumps. I am trained in insider trading and I'm the top analyst in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of quants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hedge fund. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can liquidate your short in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my margin account. Not only am I extensively trained in manipulating markets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of wall street and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass short off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>26602844
You haves to pay that back you know

>>26599041
It is if you aren’t in the club and actually make a profit.

The market is designed to siphon wealth from the goyim to the chosenites. That’s literally the entire setup of the modern market and “”trading””. They will not let you execute any order that isn’t in their favor mathematically. You may win in the short term or get lucky over time but it’s mathematically impossible to beat them in their own system over time. It’s actually illegal to do so and they will reverse the trade that day when things settle if somehow you manage to make a trade that was not in their favor.

>>26602347
So basically, a bunch of wall street investors thought Gamestop was worth too much and was going to lose value, so they "shorted" it.

Shorting is a process where you borrow something from someone and sell it. You then assume that the price will go down when you have to give it back, so you buy it back later for less money, give it back, and keep the profit for yourself.

So my friend has a new system, a PS5. He paid $600.
I ask to borrow it from him for 3 weeks.
I borrow it. I sell it for $600.
I think the PS5 is going to go down in price and in 3 weeks, be worth $500.
In 3 weeks, I buy a PS5 for $500, I give it back.
I keep $100 profit.

Instead, what's happening, is everyone else realized that I'm an absolute nigger and they began buying all the PS5s from the stores and are upcharging them. So they paid $600. Then, people realize that if they buy the SCALPER'S prices and mark up even higher, I'd then have to buy from THEM for $1800.

My friend is getting his PS5 back in 3 weeks no matter what, and the prices keep going higher and higher.


Also, it turns out lots of friends all did this, and there are now more people with "shorted" (borrowed) PS5 loans than there are PS5s

I sold 750 shares of GME for about 8k last month. I held the shares for about 3 months and have regrets. Could be nearly 150k today.

>>26602832
If you had something smart to say you already would have

>>26602885
These aren’t just words, big money is getting affected.

>>26602251

>>26602905
What happens if other famous twitter fags post about?

>>26599187
Please explain how is buying Gaystop stonks a crime? I don't get it.

>>26602821
No but it does not matter. Just buy and hold its not hard.

I want in. How do I do this? It closed at 147 but after hours are at 177. If I buy now do I have to buy at 177? Will it be even higher on opening tomorrow?

>>26603064
There is no legitimate government at the moment to come save your hedge fund if you couldn't piece it together KEK.

>>26602895
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass shitcoins. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even own any actual equities that have real world value? How about real estate? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the stock market because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This place is even worse than multi level marketing or playing the lottery.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "trade minuscule amounts of pretend money on the internet"? I also got straight A's at Harvard Business School and work on Wall Street (Me and the bros from my firm ate at a 3 star Michelin restaurant last night, and then got blown by some smoking hot high end escorts afterwards; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Vid Related: It's me and my bros
https://youtu.be/p_B5WZCJd5g

>>26603111
See >>26599945 >>26599436 >>26599187 + >>26597368

>>26603192
Do yourself a favor and forget about this idea

>>26599567

>The GAME STOPS here kikes

>>26603198
Okay, just as I thought.

>>26603357
My dad works at Nintendo.

Accelerate you motherfuckers.

>>26596511
>take stimulus
>buy GME
good luck bois

>>26603446
Yep, the soldiers at DC are a show of force and protecting the US from a foreign city state, Washington DC. No hedge funds are getting saved from getting bankrupt from gamestop KEK.

>nearly 200 usd

>>26599666
checked and Christ is King.
Second I'm buying GME because I'm a gamer and loooooOOVEE Gamestop where I have bought my games and consoles in the past. So if I am guitly, then of being loyal to a store dear to my heart.

>>26596095
dont worry i will buy, im always late to the party

>>26603064
>These aren’t just words, big money is getting affected.
And big money got caught with their dicks out trying to short a company to the dirt. Both sides will get fucked. lmao

>>26591800
Robinhood is asking for all kinds of shit like my address and employer. Can I give fake info or does it have to be legit?