/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26596418

>>26596418
retard

what's the next major liquidation point?

>>26596418
lmao shut the fuck up moshe. post your address.

>>26596418

You don't know what market manipulation is.

WE LIKE THE STOCK

>>26596418
>Market manipulation
I saw that everyone was buying GME so I bought too, are the jews going to imprison me for trying to make profits?

I bought GME because of the fundamentals

>>26596418
You had since October

>>26596418
I heard the stock was going up so I bought. That's not illegal lol

>>26596418
Most of Wall Street should be in prison now. If the USA wasn't just a big den of psychopaths who want to live in mansions at the expense of the common worker.

>>26596418
Tfw Melvin making legal threats makes you wanna double down
>WE LIKE THE STOCK

>>26596418
>Buying a stock is illegal.

Fuck off Citron.

I just really, really like GameStop. Like a lot even.

>>26596418
Just print more money rabbi

>>26596418
Holy fuck i accidentally bought more, how do I sell? You are scary

Good luck, I’m behind 7 proxies.

>>26596418
eat shit and die melvin

>>26596418
I own 7 shares of BB, am I in trouble?

>>26596418
>He missed the pump

>>26596418
Congratulations, you caught me. Want to know the next step of my master plan?

>>26596418
I really doubt there will be much reaction towards the plebs, just make a few attempted examples of people with following.
I’m not Steven sure any laws were broken due to the decentralized nature of the attack, but I wouldn’t be upset if we saw some new regulations.
Laws that stop this type of behavior from actual coordinated groups are good.

>>26597136
this is all over the news, they are basically broadcasting how to beat the shit out of Melvin to the world

>>26596418
Jews deserve the rope

Are the people keeping there assets with citron big mad at this shit sandwich company for losing their money in a game of chicken with the internet?

glowies scared?

>bunch of goobers hyping each other up anonymously
>market manipulation

its the guys who started it who are the ones in trouble. were just along for the ride

>>26597243
I’m actually rather preoccupied with why you were caught if this plan is so great.

>>26597243
Delicious Bane posting

I think its cool that my fav game store is performing so well in the stock market

>>26596418
Wait the hedge funds were first onces who tried manipulate the market and make money by shortselling.

>>26596418
prison is free rent and food so i dont care lmao

>>26597429
It's because I'm crashing this economy...

WITH NO (jewish) SURVIVORS

>>26596418
this shit is going to cause an economic crisis

>>26596418
post nose

the jews are afraid lmao

>>26596418
oh fuck!
the cyberpolice, SEC division, just kicked down my door!

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>>26597357
You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you

Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch.

>>26596418
You know that shoring stocks in a coordinated effort is illegal hedgie?

If you were late to the game and bought in at $124, what would you do for a stop loss order?

>>26596650
WE LIKE THE STOCK

>>26596418
It was never about the money, it's about sending a message.

>>26597803
OH NO NO NO

Post nose

>>26597803
>Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x
So you admit it is going to 10x then?

>>26597803
GOOD.

>>26597803
>glowing green ID
kek

>>26597688
You have already been in one. For many many years. It's all been a scam bro, this just holds up the mirror.

>>26596418
Ok kike
DR;NS

>>26597803
Like I care

>>26597803
>You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result.
Is that supposed to be a threat or an incentive?

>>26597803
Listen

I really REALLY like Gamestop

>>26597803
fuck off cheater, go jack biden off, nigger.

>>26597803
Entered at $10 and leaving to Tahiti in a week. Kek

>>26596418
Freedom of speech is near dead but, how are they going to arrest a bunch of greedy autists?

>>26596418
No, they'll be poor and indebted.

>>26597803
My only regret is not going for GME after Tesla.

>>26597803
>You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result.

I KNOW

>>26596418
Wait, hold up. BB? Blackberry? I've had that stock before all of this shit, am I suddenly a criminal?

>>26596418
oy vey only market makers are allowed to coordinate to manipulate the market in secret

>>26597803
We are all in this together Hedgie, come to the mud with the rest of us in the world you created.

all i have to do is reset the router lol

>>26597803
>noooo you cant buy that stock thats is going up noooooooo
>noooooo its illegal for you to make money!!!!!!!!!!

kek

>>26597819
47

I bought because I beleive the company was (and still possibly is) undervalued thanks to their strong brand name recognition and the increasing video game sales sector. And with the new management in Chewy.com CEO which was only just announced this month, the company is in a prime state for a come back.
I am buying with the intent o hold long term to support a company I ebelive has limitless growth potential.

>>26596418
>Coordinated
kek

>>26597803
You're a stupid Jew, here's what the smart Jew will do.

>Let Melvin eat his dick
>Have some shitposters make money
>Scream in every MSM outlet how the evil hedge fund managers are getting obliterated by reddit
>Everyone takes loans to put money into the stock market and fuck up those evil hedge fund managers
>Market collapses
>No refunds, covid ends

>>26597803
fucking stop, i can only cum so many times in one day

>>26598147
virgin media friend?

that still WORKS?

Is this going to be a top 10 greatest asymmetrical wrath transfer in history? Moving 100's of billions in wealth from hedge fund investors to reddit trannies?
Should today be a "you are an honorary woman for one day" national holiday?

>>26597803
>Imprisoning 1000's of high IQ autistic man children together won't come back to bite us in the ass.

LMFAO you never learn. Should have let people play their video games.

>>26596418
Lol if this is considered market manipulation then just get rid of all stocks and crypto. Doge coin is a total pump and dump scheme but I guess no one cares since kikes aren't getting the shaft.

>>26597803
They should all learn to code, they'll be fine I'm sure.

>>26597803
>You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under.
>implying I give a fuck

>>26596418
SHUT IT DOWN

>>26597803
>only jewish people can trade

AHAHAH

>>26596418
>Coordinated market manipulation
lol, this is a fkn public 'messaging board' kys. Not like it's Israel or something

>>26597803
>Enjoy retaining a lawyer and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x?
No. Having hedge fund parasites and bank manages hang themselves in the mansions they can no longer pay the mortgage on is worth it.

>>26597046
>he's not behind 8 proxies
ngmi

>>26597803
Look at me.
I'm the bog now.
>Pooomp et

BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP

>SEC agents pull up to my house
>The raid is ready
>Bust down my front door
>Front two agents take 5.7 AP to the chest from my PS90
>Last thing they see is me laughing manically in my GameStop (Power to the Players) shirt and hat as the rest finally gun me down

>>26597803
SEETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26597803
LMAO. Your threats have no power here. Now you care about normal people? Now you care about mortgages? Eat shit and die.

t. Millennial

>>26597803
Sounds like systemic risk that was already "risk accepted".

>>26597803
CONSEQUENCES

i work for Nokia and buy shares in a company plan
checkmate jew

>>26596418
>>26597803
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT JEWS ON MELTDOWN

Last chance to get in under $150 fuckers! We peaked at $75 Friday and went back down to $60. Then Monday we peaked at $150 and went back down to $80. Today we will converge around $140 and hold.
Tommorow we will go to $250.
You double your money right now if you buy in.

>>26597803
>You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars

>>26597803
We understand, and it's not even that we don't care, it's that we take fucking glee in fucking a hedgefund out of their (other people's?) money.

But hey, hedgefunds manipulate, short stocks into dogshit, naked short, get themselves trapped in a 140% short interest bear trap, but apparently they're needed so boomers can get 3%/yr up on their 401ks.

>>26597646
Couldn’t you be the bigger man about this?

>>26596418
come and take these paper hands

Current Cope Level: This isn't normal, they are bored because not enough sports ball, regulation will fix this

>>26596418
How much did you lose faggot?

>>26596418
Im not afraid of Jew.
You kikes made us feel worthless, dont come crying when we risk everything because we have nothing to lose.

>>26596418
How is buying a publicly traded stock a crime?

>>26597803
The market giveth
The market taketh away

Oh no, not the hedgerinos.

/fit/ here
redditspace
Leave (((them))) to me

>they didn't buy the dip

>>26597803
>If the situation was hopeless their propaganda wouldn't be necessary

I WILL NEVER BE BLACKPILLED AGAIN! These people are kings on top of a castle built on cards. Small winds are starting to blow.

>>26597803
The fed will step in, nobody loses shit except (((them)))

>>26596418

>>26597803
>People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result
GOOD MAYBE WE CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING BUY A HOUSE

>>26597803

>>26597803
where's my $2000 check, bitch

>>26599138
And discussing it on extremely visible boards. This is no more illegal than someone saying "Hey, I like Gamestop, I'll buy their stock" and someone else hearing it, then proceeding to do the same thing.

>>26596418
>>26597803
I fucking love you autists

>>26598229
Who is the mastermind behind this gamestop raid?! TELL US NOW!

>>26596418
>sending thousands and thousands of people to jail for buying a stock when a big hedge fund shorted more stock than even exists

>>26597803
I, too, wish to be in the sceeencap pls

In at 90 today. I am already feeling the green candle down in my pants

>>26597803
Good. I need to buy a house and the only way that will happen is if the bubble bursts.
Accelerate faggot

>>26597803
Not american, Dont care.

>>26596418
Cry my a river shlomo

Yo, what should I use to buy stock? I normally stay away from this shit, but the memes are too good, I gotta get in for a few K.

>>26596418
UH OH SOMEONE IS GETTING WORRIED

>>26597790
Consequences will never be the same

>>26599520
If you want to stay poor, don't buy. McDonalds needs people like you

>>26597803
QQ FAGGIT

>>26599404
Did all those hedge funds really coordinate their shorts? lmao

>>26597803
t. berniemadoffs#1fan

I am heavily investing in GameStop simply because i believe the stock is criminally undervalued at $150. The fundamentals lead me to believe it should be worth at least $500

Any hedgefund liquidations and financial collapses that occur are happy accidents and NOT the intention of me or my peers.

I will now continue to exercise my 1st amendment right to Free Speech.
- Ahem -
>FUCK TRANNIES
>FUCK JANNIES
>FUCK HEDGIES
>FUCK THE S.E.C.
>FUCK WALL STREET
>I WILL NEVER SELL GME

>>26596418
I bought it because I think it's neat.

>>26596418


eat rocks and kick shit

>>26599641
BASED AND AGREED.

>>26597803
And honestly if anyone's going to prison it'll be these hedge fund faggots for creating a situation to trigger a market collapse in the first place. Fuck hedgies.

>>26599027
it would be extremely expensive

>>26597803
Nobody fucking cares

>getting red taped by robinhood not wanting to let me in
welp

>>26596418
fuck off schlomo get liq'd

>>26599641
ATTENTION SEC, ALL OF MY INVESTMENTS HAVE BEEN ENTIRELY SATIRICAL

>>26599721
It’s not even five bucks and has moon potential!

>>26596418
>buying and hodling is a crime!
>you can't do this, you have to sell the stonks!
Fuck off oven dodger.

>>26597803
quality bait
if not, you're either a jew or a boomer

>>26599692
Why did you do it? Why did 4chan crash the entire planet?

>>26598764
not a bad end to this ride fren

Reminder to all anons that there are short hedge fund minions on this board RIGHT NOW either telling you to sell early, divert your attention to something else, or join the short. DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE KIKES. HOLD AND WE ALL WIN.

>>26597803
I unironically agree.
Plus, what if there were templates and memes on the internet about how to do this repeatedly until certain institutions bleed out? God forbid!

>>26597803
I can smell a baggel in here....

>>26596418
imagine thinking everybody is from ameristan

>>26599641

>>26599911
Lulz and lewts

>>26599911
>taking credit for rebbib hijinks
oh how you have fallen

>>26599911
is this more of a reddit thing?

>>26599692
Let's not kid ourselves. If 2008 is any indicator, (((they))) won't even get a slap on the wrist

i just really like gamestop and I'm glad they're doing well

>>26596418
Thank god everything I've ever posted here is an ironic joke and not real investment advice. I feel bad for anyone posting here seriously.

>>26600212
just make sure you arent the ONE GUY who gets arrested

>>26597803
lmao

lol ur wife will leave you because you will be so broke OP you will lose everything

she will take the kids with her probably

but dont worry resets are good in life sometimes

>>26599911
For the lulz

>>26600264
this
no one on this board is actually investing based on what they read on these forums, right?

I just want to support anything related to videogames. It's among the most important things in my life.

>>26597803
Look at me.

I'm the hedgefund now.

>>26597803
even your id glows
THIS IS WHERE THE GAME STOPS

>>26597803
I have zero financial trading experience and go based off public perception with some DD mixed into it.
GET FUCKED BOOMER, YOU LOST AT YOUR OWN GAME.

>>26599911
Fucking kek
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>>26600199
/pol/ and /wsb/ have been calling GME since the Coronavirus crash when they were labeled “non-essential” and forced to close.
>this is more of a team effort
Hopefully the first of many

>>26597803
get fucked nigger jew

>>26599763
>investments in Minecraft

>>26596418
Good luck: I'm behind 1 Proxy.

>>26600256
honestly yeah, i basically lived in gamestop when i was a kid. was pretty sad to hear them failing due to online services. if i can support gamestop and punish greedy illegal acts by investing, why not?

>>26597803
Nooooo! Shut it down! NOW!

This 150 wall is blueballing me.

>>26597803
OY VEEEEEYYYYYYY

automated eod sells can happen all they want
its not ever nigger

>>26597803
ahahahahahahahaahhah cope

>>26597803
>You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under.

>>26596418
I DONT GIVE A FUCK FOR U BURGERS
COOOOPE

>>26596650
I LIKE THAT STOCK

>>26597803
>might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under.

igor, i kneel

>>26597803
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA EAT SHIT SCHLOMO

>>26597803

>>26596650
I LIKE THAT STOCKS

>>26596418
kikes super mad! Fuck off faggot, you have no power here.

>>26596418
Lol

>>26597596
Me too. I don't plan on buying any.

>>26597803
LMAO put me in the screen cap

>>26597803
Those masterminds at reddit are real jerks.

>>26597803
DONT include me in the screencap

>>26597803

>>26596418
kek. good luck with that anon. Wallstreet does this shit all the time.

Based /biz/
Love u guys

>yfw you realize 4chan was instrumental in getting a president elected and wiping out multi-billion dollar hedge funds

>And this is where the Game Stops and becomes serious
Who writes this

ATTENTION ANY AND ALL FEDERAL AND/OR STATE AGENCIES WHO MAY BE VIEWING THIS POST: THIS POST AS WELL AS ALL PREVIOUS POSTS BY THIS IP ADDRESS WERE IRONIC, SATIRICAL, IN JEST, HUMOROUS COMMENTARIES ON SOCIAL ISSUES AND MODERN LIFE. THIS POST AND ALL PREVIOUS POSTS DO NOT CONSTITUTE FINANCIAL ADVICE. I AM NOT A REGISTERED BROKER AND DO NOT OFFER SECURITIES. I PLEAD THE FIFTH AND ALL OTHER AMENDMENTS.

>>26601264
I'm scared what all the chainlink and gamestop trillionares will do with their pranks.

Obviously if covid restrictions are going to stay in place for most of 2021 you'd be retarded not to invest in America's largest game retailer.

Just because shoorters are too blind to see that is their problem.

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>>26601390
the fundamentals are great, GME at 1488 is a steal

>>26596418
>>26597803
Your tears are salty and we love them

>inb4 people start posting "Include me in the docket"

>>26599911
nice duubles
goddamn you glorious bastards, 91B is pretty fucking lulzy

>>26601359
THIS. AND ALSO FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK TRANNIES

Is this unironically how markets are going to work going forward?

I never bought any GME, but it sounds like a nice stock to be honest. I should buy this then? I really like stocks that go up.

>>26597803
>Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge
Why would I do that? I prefer using words like gainz goblin.

>>26597803
"Jewish nigger"
So seriously which firm do you work for? Crash our lives we crash yours. Don't be stupid, we know what the big money invests in. I hope you all go insolvent.

>>26601667
this is the start of a trend WAGMI bros

>>26596418
I just like the stock dude

Are you implying that a small group of wealthy individuals could manipulate the regulated market? That sounds kinda anti-semetic bro.

>>26597803

>>26596418
Lol, fuck off.
>It's only okay when we do it.
Real holocaust when?

>>26601667
nope we are gonna see heavy regulations take place after this whole debacle

>>26596418
Where do you buy GME? I dont know where half these coins are bought outside coinbase and bitstamp and houbi

>>26596418
Everyone on this board is Jewish and therefore cannot be held legally acountable for their actions. Soz.

>>26597803
Pump, pump, pump it up, LET'S GET PUMPING! WE LIKE THE STOCK!

>>26599911
>/b/
>/pol/
/biz/

>>26596418
get fucked kike

>>26601936
Lol newfag thinks it's a coin

>>26597803

can someone give me a quick rundown of what the fuck is going on please?

>>26601777
CHECKED

>>26601806
Real question is how we continue this hall of cost.

>>26599641
Extremely based

>>26597803
all me

>>26596418
I went on 4 chan and saw people talking about gme going up and to get on the stonkz. I have not done anything illegal today and I have about 1k more money in Robin hood now. I did nothing illegal. Your just jelly.

>being in jail
>im brazillian
Kek, thanks elon musk, Im rich now.

>>26597803
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID GOYIM WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GET RICH DOING WHAT WE DO!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>26602199
Anon and wsb bog'd a hedge fund, 5 billion in losses

>>26597803
So sweet and salty tears.

BURN

KIKEWORLD

DOWN

>>26601777
Trips of truth

>>26596759

same, I love the fUNdaMENtals

>>26602199
>Hedge fund jews bet big Gamestop will die
>Even openly brag about it
>R*dditfags decide to fight back and pump up the stock
>Turns out hedge funds are in over their head borrowing the stock
>Everyone dogpiles and forces the stock up in value
>Jews about to lose their yarmulkes when their positions expire

>>26602199
Gamergate 2.0 but for stock market instead of sjw

>>26596418
shut up kike, and pay my tendies jizya

>>26597803
gr8 b8 m8
Consequences will never be the same

>>26596418
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your Gamestop market manipulation threads

Face it, most hedge funds will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>26601777
>$1488 EOW
>$6 million lost in shorts
OY VEY

>>26599641
They sell stuff they make money so if we invest in them they make more money and we make money.

>>26602199
Gamers discovered a simple trick that makes hedgies seethe

>>26602493
>>26602493
>$1488 EOW
I'd laugh so hard I'd annex Poland.

>>26602476
You type just like the faggot from Citron. Please tell me you're actually him.

>>26601667
Biden will be signing a bill canceling the market, you vill gav 2 vurk and your paycheck vill go to ze kikes. You hav no option now

>>26597803
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret penny stock pump and dumps in the Philippines, and I have over 300 confirmed billion $ shorts. I am trained in insider trading and I'm the top analyst in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of quants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hedge fund. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can liquidate your short in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my margin account. Not only am I extensively trained in manipulating markets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of wall street and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass short off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>26597803
OYYYY VEYY

>>26602688
>Didn't get my $1400 Bidenbux yet because fucking Congress

>>26602453
wtf I love r*ddit now... almost.

>>26602712
Based and natty pilled

>>26597803
Seething. Fuck gme. Fuck the markets. And fuck jews

>>26602828
You're definitely not getting it now you've been misbehaving

Sh-shit bros, am I really in for jail time? I have studies to finish and kids to make :(

>>26596418
Didn't read, never fucking selling gme you dumb fucking nigger

>>26597803
FUCK YOU BOOMER/KIKE I WANT TO SEE IT ALL BURN DOWN.
LOL

>>26602938
>MFW already made it on GME

Don’t forget to mention AMC, that’s popping like a zit right now, too.

>>26597803
fuck biden, fuck the banks, fuck the governments and fuck NIGGERS

>>26603059
>failing to account for your reparation deduction

>>26596650
It's a GREAT STOCK, I REALLY LIKE IT AND IM NEVER FUCKING SELLING NIGGER


MoooNNN

Have any of these Wall Street bigwigs hung themselves yet?

>>26597803
>People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result.
Just bought 100K more, thanks.

>>26596650
I love gamestop, it's just like funkoland.

>>26596418
Still haven't covered, I see.

>>26597803
a major institution just flew over my house!

Nokia?

I wish Id let /biz/ lead me on this fool hardy plan earlier today. God speed you mad bastards.

>>26597803

So, if they have to buy on Friday why isn't the entire market just squeezing them?

>>26597790
They’ve backtraced it!

>>26596418
Stay mad boomer

If they wanted to make an example out of this they would have already

>>26603358
Unironically $1k

>>26597803
>you don't understand

On the contrary, faggot. You don't understand. Turn on your apple TV and go back to sleep.

>>26603335
Bro I been here a week and got in.

This is literally worse than the LOLocaust.
oy vey

GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? GAMESTOP IS MAKING BATTLETOADS FOR THE PS5!!

>>26603600
It shall be called:

The Hall of Cost

>>26596418
Oven. now

>>26603779
>>26603600

>>26603582
Yes, Ill just pull all my assets and go all in on whatever /biz/ tells me too, youll get rekt on a pump and dump soon enough newfag.

>>26598256
ding ding ding

Why nokia?

>>26596418
Biden gonna declare y'all domestic financial terrorists

>>26603635
Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddhz9rm0Vxw

>>26603930
Actually, I just had some left over from this month's "allowance" I gave myself and wanted in on the fun. Didn't bet the farm. Hell, didn't even bet an outhouse.

I bought 300 shares of NOK today, I dont think it will moon. I should fucking kill myself.

>>26603238
ayo, shareholders get to decide shit, make em change the name back

>>26603635
I unironically thought there was a Battletoads remake.

>>26597803
dw i bought firearms as a hedge against such a situation.

>>26597803

>>26600592

>>26599911
Habbo hotel raids were glorious.

>>26603238
>funkoland
Only oldfags get this joke.

>>26597898
lmao i fucking love biz

>>26596418
Eat shit kike

>making billionaires richer
congrats?

>>26604510
>t. Melvin intern

>>26596418
It sounds retarded that something like this would be illegal. How can just buying stocks be illegal. How about I talk with my friends how we should buy PokeCo stocks and then do it? Is that illegal?
If this is market manipulation, so is fucking advertising.

>>26596926

>>26596418
I'm just a humble investor who really, really loves owning Gamestop stonks. What's the crime in that, OP?

>>26596418
>YOU CANT JUST GO AROUND MAKING A PROFIT WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT. ITS ILLREEEEEEGAL!!

>>26597803
You are a subhuman parasite.

>>26604510
>legally robbing billionaires
fixed that for you

>>26597803

ALL KIKES MUST HANG

>>26597803
>billionaires will cause boomer suffering en masse
thanks I'm DOUBLING DOWN

>>26600517
Lucky man

>>26597803
Nice bait by looking at the number of (you)

>>26596418
glow back newnigger

>>26604861
>dying from corona
>dying financially
About damn time

>>26597803
This is good galvanizing pasta, keep at it

I fucking wish those stupid fucks would come to my door over a couple of stock of GME.
FBI and ATF owe me 100 scalps or their own cooked organs in equal number for WACO and ruby ridge... but honest to God FBI agents are hard to find. Makes it easier when they come to you.

>>26598305
It's like a reverse version of what the Rothschilds did during Napoleon's time. Alas I didn't buy any stonks.

>>26596418
Fuck off, idiot. Only ones who deserve prison are those who shorted gamestop. Not our fault, it is a great stock.

>>26597386
Your font makes me want to hang myself

>>26596418
>>26597803
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNYS
AND FUCK YOU
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>26596418
Nobody is is going to get arrested for this if you know whats going on with the US gov KEK.

>>26605150
lmao what basis is there even for them to do this? do they do this with every other forum speculating about stocks?

I ARREST YOU FOR THE PURCHASE OF A GAMESTOP STOCK

That would be top tier clownworld

>>26597803
>implying

>>26597803
>You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There is a loser on every trade and mark our words at the end of the day it WILL be you


That is the institution's fault. Don't trade money you can't afford to lose. Only an idiot would do that

>>26597803
IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME
I AINT NO MILLIONAIRE'S SON NO
IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME
I AINT NO FORTUNATE ONE, NO

>>26605691
I knew this faggot was posting here.

>>26605424
Hahahahaha

>>26604323

>>26597803
Put me in the screencap!
Hello from /pol/!

>>26596650
I heard they're going to be the exclusive retailer of the next Battletoads game. I'm bullish as fuck!

>>26605691
You think we could get Trump to Tweet abou- oh wait.
Imagine if Trump invested a couple million to the cause to screw over everyone that funded against him though. I can't imagine what could top that for meme value and Wallstreet butthurt.

>>26597615
That is true, they are the only ones who tried manipulating. The people on wallstreetbets would not even have noticed if the manipulation wasn't that greedy.

>>26605691
headlines like this makes my dick harder

>>26602647
It's pasta from /pol/ humor threads, embrace it anon

>>26596418
Nigger no one cares
You've created a whole generation with nothing to lose you fucking idiots NO ONE CARES

>>26597803

>>26606122
>You've created a whole generation with nothing to lose you fucking idiots NO ONE CARES
This.

>>26597803
>What's you level of certainty?
>I am not uncertain that GME is an amazing investment

Man, I fucking wish I had bought into this even just few days ago.

>>26597803
The Niggerjew is afraid.