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LOL

>> No.26595581
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26595581

SH-SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.26595596

works on my exchange

>> No.26595670
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26595670

guys did reddit just do something based

>> No.26595722

>>26595465
HALTING DOESNT DO SHIT NOW
IT DOESNT EVEN DUMP AFTER TRADING RESUMES
THEY'LL NEED SOME NEW TRICKS NOW

>> No.26595763

>>26595670
i kneel

>> No.26595959

Can someone explain this?

>> No.26595958
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>>26595763

>> No.26596116

>>26595959
>Jew shorts more stock than exists
>Autists buy it all up causing the price to rise
>Jew has to get them to sell it otherwise they get fucked by interest
>If autists don't sell but buy instead the price continues to go up
>Eventually Jew gets liquidated when he's forced to buy at the autist's price

>> No.26596145

GME was discussed here, it was never some literal who
There were a lot of threads when PS5 was about to launch, a lot of people thought it was going to come back to life
I'm not giving reddit credit for jack shit

>> No.26596221

>>26596116
best thing is someone bought 50k worth at like 2usd per share and 3 days ago had like 13mil

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26596227

>>26596116

>> No.26596309

hedgies get fucked, the narwhal bacons at midnight motherfucker

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26596453

Son of a bitch.

I wanted to start trading/investing, but guess what.

Because I'm a dual citizen, I can't use Robinhood. I also can't use Trade Republic. I wanted to be a part of the party, but fuck this.

>> No.26596465

>>26596309
Used to be cringe. But saying that is now based.