/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck you.

>>26556180
FIRST FOR TOOT TOOT

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

CCIV merger is it happening?

>>26556180
I only invest in s&p 500 index funds ask me anything

This is the most retarded thing I've read in all of 2021

>futures
There Will Be Blood

ALL IN GME

Based early edition

>>26556211
I'd rather have lumposter making threads than cliff tranny constantly posting his unrealized gains

EHang
H
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g

First for I want to pump Lum's pussy full of cum while Ataru is forced to watch.

TRCH was shilled at $0.5 now it's $2.
Buy only if you like gains

>>26556243
Based bug bros

remember anons, don't count your gains until they hatch

>>26556228
You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. You will spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.

____ __ __!
____ __ __!!
____ __ __!!!

where my PLTR and PLUG bros at?

FUTURES ARE FUCKING TANKING FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26556228
Good

SAVE ME FROM BBBY AHHHHHHHH

>>26556243
*spank*
if GME hits 200 im posting my ugly penis

I am loaded up to my tits on CRBP and ATOS calls please cum gods make the money rain on me

>kikes

If you were to allocate your portfolio into BB, AMC and NOK; how would you do it?
I was thinking 40/ 20/ 40

>>26556243
Cell fucked that ass.

How do I get my vertical spreads to look like this? I had it and then I lost it.

Daily reminder /WSB/ is better than you

>>26556336
Try lurking more

>>26556292
>tfw i sold gme

>>26556336
any split is fine just be extremely leveraged

>>26556336
>BB - AMC - NOK
> 40 - 20 - 40
That's how I'd do it, but I'm all on board the NOK train.
Some other anons might say 40-30-30.

>>26556332
Based bagholder

>>26556314
On pitiful volume though. I'm not sure what to make of it.

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

Should I buy PLTR at open tomorrow? The showcase is tomorrow right?

>>26556313
>mfw I bought the PLTR top at $28 a few weeks ago and held through the pain and ridicule, only to be vindicated

>>26556313
pltr here. bought at 11, will it make us coom ?

>ATOS above 3 in AH
>NOK above 5 in AH
i'm waiting for the massive green dildo on opening when my calls catch up

Hate to be this much of a Private Eye but:
>tinny isn't in school - no exam
>tinny doesn't use any punctuation because it hurts his carpal tunnel (not even joking)
>texting his girl? Lol last time he was talking about a girl it was a black hooker who stole his phone

Someone needs to make sure he didn't ACTUALLY off himself

>>26556384
Do you even know what bagholding is? Take a look at those weekly charts for either ticker.

>>26556374
I’m 50/50 BB/NOK

And I’m holding. I believe that both of these companies could actually survive and grow.

Can you guys stop memeing and just invest in fish already?

>>26556419
i noticed that afterwards, i just assumed right away it was tinny because of the typing style and didn't actually read it

he might actually be gone for real.. shit

So why did all the major exchanges go down today? Why did the market crash so violently at open? Give me your best schizo theories

>Streetshitting CRBP shill slithered away with our money while reddit invaded
Get back here you pajeet fuck! Take this bag!

>>26556407
heres to hoping bro im edging rn

So it's a given that GME will moon since it's still shorted over 100% but it's going to be very hard to time the squeeze. At the end of the day there are going to be a lot of people holding bags.

>>26556406
Same brother lmao i sold out thought at about 40. Not my thing to not take profit on a scam

Buy WORKHORSE?

>>26556336
0/0/0. Already sold out of BB, not touching AMC, and the NOK meme isn't happening.

been here for a couple months and i still dont know why coomcat is a mascot for GME

>>26556321
Thinking about $400 GME

>>26556228
lies become true mate, I'd stop joking around about getting fucked, cos one day, you might really get fucked

anyways i got a big penis

>>26556486
The moon is over. Those who missed out on the 160 peak are now holding bags

>>26556456
Umm anon I am not sure if you are even willing to listen to this objectively true explanation if you handwave it as a "schizo" theory.
What most retail investors don’t know is that market makers can see their SL orders, and when enough load up in a certain range, they then swoop down to snag them like a vulture. What happened earlier today was a stop loss shakeout across all sectors. Yes, institutions have that much power. You saw it happen first hand.

What the fuck is Proshares doing to meet TQQQ's objective? I mean surely there's no way you can reliably give 3x the market's returns, can you?

>>26556444
I wouldn't mind some salmon filets for dinner next week.

>>26556283
where does it go from there?

Will shitty red futures drag down BB and PLTR tomorrow or will they pull through due to sheer retard strength?

This is your reminder that patience is the highest virtue and all things shall pass, even this plebbit invasion.
Also that Luma is the one true queen of smg.

>>26556531
because someone posted a funny cat picture back in september

Please dear god let NOK, BB and BBBY hit $100

Why is nok and amc gaining hype like bb?

>>26556180
*kisses OP*

>>26556494
Yeah I may sell some off and buy the dip. Iono, it may be a comfy hold or not. We'll see.
Did you buy NNDM when it was being shilled by the YouTube video guy a few weeks ago? It's up 75% since then. Thinking whether I should cash out or hodl.

>>26556398
Yes and yes

>>26556531
some annoying fag was posting it right before Q2, i was annoyed too even though I was holding GME through Q2

then GME dumped.. then suddenly it whipsawed back immediately and kept pumping while coomcat was spamming his coomcat so everyone associated coomcat with positive feelings and gains
don't think too hard about it

>>26556579
No.

>>26556569
based bruenigposter

i think they will pull through due to retard strength. moreso BB

>>26556540
Very large cock

What do you call this chart?

>>26556540
no one wants to see that thing man, put it away.

>>26556575
I prefer her to the Kim Possible invasion last summer

>>26556569
I dunno about BB but PLTR has both WSB and ARK-Mommy, so I feel secure holding at least a bit longer.

>after selling all my GME stock except 4, I bought a ton of stock like NOK, ATOS, AMC, etc
>don't even remember half of them despite buying 100 minimum each
I'm probably going to get fucked eventually, this is no way to invest.

>>26556540
gme is big pp energy tbqh fampai

i forgot i had $100 sitting in my charles schwab account, first good stock suggestion gets bought tmr

>>26556642
keep an eye on NOK tomorrow, anon

>>26556456
Institutions pay a small fee to have access to the order book at the NYSE.

Why is nobody talking about JNJ? They almost have a vaccine approved

>>26556617
>we've passed March 2020 levels of activity

>>26556332
SHOW ME THE FDA RESULTS

OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T!

>>26556456
i was rubbing my massive cock so hard i created an electrical imbalance all across the country causing bits to change in the HFT programs. with each stroke a sell orders were placed. if you look at the graph you can see the rhythm of me beating my meat.

>>26556540
What the fuck? I though only blacks have horse cocks

>>26556579
please
>>26556606
AHHHHHHH

>>26556433
That's fair.
I'm in AMC for the potential meme profits.
I don't think theaters are going to make it in the world for a long time, definitely not within 5 years.
But that doesn't mean their stonk can't pump a bit and make me some cash.
My real money is in my 401k and a few ETFs. This is just playing around.

>>26556617
alternative vix indicator

>>26556540
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

>>26556664
BB, its mooning

>>26556639
I'll be happy if I can break even on my BB calls I bought way to early today

so when does GME pop?

I've been watching GME rise with no skin in the game, knowing the moment I buy in the whole thing will crash.

NOK
There's still time bros

>>26556664
ABML

>>26556540
this cock, but on a cute girl please

How high can AMC go? I bought 100 shares

>>26556617
The rug pull is coming sirs

>>101165273
id have 2.5 million dollars if i just held for 1 more day i had 40 feburary 19 20$ calls on January 12th

but i actually dont care because the rapture is in april

and i know this for a fact my power just shut out and the clouds were closing in and the glowies came i saw everything perfectly how its going to go

theyre actually going to gas houses and kill everyone like the cod warzone gas

and the vaccine murders you

>>26556738
seek help

>>26556363
Oh good so you can go there and leave my threads alone now, right?

>>26556239
What else would they say?

ANIME

>>26556680
I can't believe there are investors out there who in the year of our lord 2020 + 1 still think that FDA/PDUFA approval is relevant. Anyways I'm done explaining the nuances of Phase 2 FDA vs Phase 3 and their relationships with PDUFA / trial results in the contexts of the pipeline.

You had your chance to buy ATOS calls, now its too late. CRBP you might be able to buy into still but tomorrow could be the last day before the 27th catalyst.

>>26556742
Those are crashing tomorrow. Bankrupt ass company. There is a reason they try to sell a small popcorn for 10 bucks

>>26556552
It's no problem. The general gist:
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/exchangetradedfunds/07/leveraged-etf.asp

NOK literally going to the moon and people still aren't in it.

ugh. Not a fan of AMC. Those fags post 30.06 signs. They have been falling off forever though ....

>>26556738
based /biz/raeli
>>26556767
go back to RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDIT

>>26556676
>almost
>165/share
Just go for Moderna or Astrazeneca instead

>>26556312
Line go down!
Line go down!!
Line go down!!!

>>26556742
It’ll be $10 end of the week. Guaranteed. People will literally line up and sell out theaters across America as soon as lockdown ends bro! As soon as lockdown ends.

>>26556773
"Gabe Plotkin is a stupid motherfucker who makes the Great Apes look intelligent and we're taking his shit now"

>>26556766

>>26556769
>Giving WSB lepers attention
Save your mental energy for laughing at them in a few days when it begins :')

ZH is reporting Citadel is the largest buyer of robinhood data flow. Why are they bailing out Melvin then?

>>26556673
>>26556549
Neither of these explain the mass outages on nearly every broker. Were that many people actually trading today? Is this a blow off top?

>>26556744
>raj rapids chart trend incoming

>>26556664
save it for 0DTE's on GME on Friday

Well looks like BB is going to moon tomorrow and I only have shares, no calls.

Fuck this shit, it's even worse than trading hours smg, I'm going to go fap to some fat anime chicks on /d/.

>>26556801
Too many shares to move like how you want it to.

>>26556801
Can you explain why its hypothesized to moon?

>>26556834
holy shit kek

>>26556766
Good thing I'm immune to gas.

>>26556808
>everyone that isn't mentally ill is reddit

>>26556766
take your meds tinny
remember when trump was going to become dictator and nothing happened

>>26556779
Why tf haven't they made a kawaii anime about stocks yet? Even my most retarded normie friends are trading ETFs now. I feel like there should be a market for it, especially since they make edutainment-ish anime all the time about shit like camping or science.

>>26556850
>Were that many people actually trading today? Is this a blow off top?
Fuck. I guess I'll get into technicals milkbreath. I have been bullish markets for several months now with major indexes creating new supports as it moved higher (ie very low risk of sell off under such conditions). QQQ has the cleanest charts with daily levels being regained and properly retested throughout this up cycle. It is now extremely overbought on daily & weekly increasing odds of mini corrections. QQQ has now a possible daily distribution pattern forming (very early stages) & its only valid if no new highs are made & 313.1/316.9 area is lost.
This means that those "outages" you think are happening are instead the giant fangs of institutions flexing themselves and showing what they are capable of. Yes, that many people were trading today. Yes, they want to shake people off.

>>26556406
Are you the 10k bagholder that kept posting pic related?

>>26556884
and theres going to be wars and shit pretty soon with iran or china or something

and the vaccine theres millions of people being pricked per day

that means millions will be dead

money will have no value in a matter of months

>NASDAQ FUTURES
>-0.65%

Is there a quick ass way to get my crypto transferred to robinhood? I unironically want to ape half my portfolio in.

>>26556884
Must not be Jewish lol
>>26556766
DOES HE ACTUALLY LIVE?
>or is this an imposter

>>26556894
If you're not a gay jewish tranny you are a redditor.

>>26556850
Yes they were. Volume was so insane today that algorithms in sectors completely unrelated to the volatility in retail were getting ready to start crash protection.

>>26556865
now that you mention it, afterhours smg feels like trading hours smg right now

im taking a break off /smg/ until GME is over lol

>>26556180
First GME
Next stock is UUUU
Those who wont believe in magic cannot enter the golden land.

>>26556180
looking for a banger options trade biz. got 12k to yolo and im looking for some substatial gains

thinking about short term otm AMC or bb calls... thoughts anons?

Lost my 12 dollars an hour job
I'm a felon almost 30 and now I'm so sick been throwing up for hours. Least I have a gf that loves me

How do I turn 3k into 30k

>>26556865
Yeah, fuckin sucks and too fast.

>>26556865
you could fuck yourself with your own cock and no one would give a fuck get lost loser

>>26556934
>he didnt listen

>>26556927
Yes! I also like to post "Line Go Up!!!" from time to time.

>>26556540
Think of $500 instead

>>26556971
That's a rough one.

RIG

>>26556336
33 bb 66 nok because moon cellphones and bb actually has a business plan

Futures are red
VIX is green
Tomorrow is not going to be fun for bulls

>>26556569
There was days in the past where the market took a shit and GME was blood green. Depends on which meme stock though.

>>26556954
Thank you. Holy shit. People in this general find it hard to believe how much power market makers have . That stop loss shakeout is going to happen a lot more as the market is overbought. Expect more mini corrections. Load up on CRBP and protect yourself from this.

Finally sold my BTC and want to get into stocks. What are some decent safeish investments?

>>26556977
God I love this place. I can't wait for the rug pull. Can not fucking wait. I want to be responsible for an actual suicide bros.

>>26556531
Some dude spammed a pasta using the cat and it stuck. That's literally it.

>>26556965
UUUU has some quality meme magic but is it actually a good investment?

>>26556952
based, guess im not a gay jewish tranny redditor

NOK NOK

>>26556932
I've been shooting myself in the foot with dogshit commodities stocks for years in order to build up a resistance to bullets. As for the demons I'm a firm believer in the divine nature of Jesus and the gospel so all of this is priced in for me.

>>26556419
How? Light up the batshit signal and wIt for him at the carnival?

>>26556642
>atos
youre in good hands

>>26557058
Who's there?

>>26556579
>NOK $100
>551b market cap

>>26557082
The Moon

>>26556972
i'm in the same position, all I want is a 10x so I can have a padded amount of money incase shit ever hits the fan for me, please bogs, I'll be a good cattle and wagie and invest that money in boomer stocks.

>>26557067
one of the zoomers on here should message him on tiktok?

>>26556965
>>26557048
I have a position in UUUU myself so I don't wanna FUD but people barely even talk about it anymore... I feel like the B_ stocks like BB and BBBY, and PLTR get more play these days. UUUU may need a news catalyst like PLTR had to really take off.
Just my opinion.

>>26556801
I sold mine and FOMO'd into more calls before close when I saw all the dark pool buys

>>26556336
Most people are saying that they're keeping around 20% in cash, because sell-offs will occur and there will be better entry points on some of these stocks. Other than that idk man, I personally do 50/50 between meme stocks and boomer whale cap stocks.

>>26557111
>The Moon who?

>>26556766
Fuck off and don't come back

>>26556932
>>26556766
you made a bet tinny.
honor your word.

>>26557068
god told me stay in gush because once they turn off the power people will be racing to buy it

i saw this vision im not even kidding and biden attacking oil makes the price go up on oil

not that i care i only have like 8000$ left im hunkering down hard just trying to survive till the end

rapture of believers is around easter of april if not on that very resurrection day

I got a question as a noob wanting to get into options.

Let's say I buy a 100c expiring Feb 1 .

If in the meantime the price goes below, do I lose it all or do I have to wait until it expires to see if I win or lose? Hope that made sense

>>26557048
It's an energy company. So it's good enough in this Biden economy

>>26556977
God I wish I had a detachable cock I could fuck myself with

What happened this morning at 11

>>26557164
ya ya im still doubling down on happening

trust me man i fucking lost the game

its over for me man i just gonna eat peanuts for 3 months and see what happens

>>26556990
What does that circled area mean?

>>26557029
The problem is that the midwits entering the market are going to sell the second they see a -.5% show up or simply have investments so shitty they're guranteed to lose a third at least. They are going to get eviscerated by these institutions who are looking to soak up their upcoming sell orders.

>>26556547
>Rose 10% after hours
>Most of us bought in at <$35
>"holding bags"
That's a funny way to say 120% unrealized gains in three fucking days, faggot.

I have been thinking about GME for 8 fucking hours. This can’t be healthy.

>>26557171

>>26556180
Any Indian here?
>If you sell any stock for Intraday you are expected to buy it back by the end of the day to close your position. Now assume you forgot to buy it! Now you’re left with no option but to deliver these 100 shares of Reliance on T+2. Since you don’t have any shares, you would not be able to deliver and would default, thereby causing a Short Delivery.

Why does our country only have intraday shorting?
I can default at the end of the day if I fail to buy back shorted shares.

Does Robinhood also has such restriction?

So they’re definitely infiltrated lol

>>26556180
Buy BB

>>26557197
trade halts and MMs started stop loss raids

>>26557197
a certain tribe got mad at retail

>>26557168
So what are you going to do when nothing happens and you're broke?

>>26557212
Are you all in?

>>26557212
tomorrow is going to be wild

>>26557164
Based. Fuck Tinny.

>>26557197
People with small hats

>>26557203
>never come here again if joe biden is president
>never come here again
you're breaking your word tinny. you were the one who asked to place a bet.

>>26557171
Go to tda and use their p/l from thinkorswim

Well NOK even hit 10$?

>>26557221
>implying pajeets and trannies here don't recycle the same lines to shill their shitcoin

Ok. NOK has lots of shares. Can anyone explain to me why this is bad for me (the bagholder)???

>>26556547
Also there's lots of press if you look at bears doubling down on shorts. Lots of people did cash-in, which freed up more stock for them to borrow for a short sell. They are banking hard on causing a panic, and the retail investors are betting they'll panic themselves. With Biden's 2nd check all but guaranteed, I wonder who's gonna win.

SQQQ when

>i just gonna eat peanuts for 3 months and see what happens
I'm glad you didn't neck but holy shit dude sort your life out

>>26557222
Already doubled my money and sold, you can have my bags if you want

I'm here to fuck white bitches

i dont know exactly how long this days of darkness is but i got a vibe for it like the exact scenario played out in my life

i even had to check 4chan and discord i thought there was a nationwide blackout but it was just me the power exploded i sat there for like a few hours

and basically the birds are going to start attacking people

theyre going to be trying to vaccinate you and theres going to be wars going on and NO ELECTRICITY for however long

what the fuck is the point of stop losses if cunt jews make it trigger before it goes up all the way

>>26557283
friday

GME

>>26557234
No I’m 5.5k in @ 97 I could survive losing it all but I wouldn’t be happy about it

>Biden is under arrest and transmitting from a sound stage in a remote location
>all public appearances of Biden is just Trump with a face mask
>trump biding his time with a shadow government to round up the shadow deep state all at once
There needs to be a new word for how schizo Qoomers are.
>>26557171
Holy shit, these new posters.

>>26557220
>Does Robinhood also has such restriction
No. The short is no one trust shitskin

>>26557168
>>26557168
My church doesn't believe in the rapture in revelations but as long as you know christ died for you we're all gonna make it. Remember bros peter rejected christ three times after the crucifixion and the man of the tombs was thought to be so damned he was chained and left to die.

>>26557212
Ive been thinking about GME for 2 years
t. justin

>>26557283
Reply hazy check back in a few months...

>>26556801
Give me 3 reasons it'll moon.

>>26557299
Post portfolio for last 6 months tinny

>>26556934
I picked the wrong day to start averaging into UPRO. Oh well guess I average down tomorrow.

>>26557299
Tinny you were UNEQUIVOCAL that the rapture would happen "on the final trump", the day after Trump left office. Why did the Rapture not happen?

>>26556972
>>26557113
IKTFB. I barely have any money as it is and I just at least 25k when I graduate college so I can have assurance everything is gonna be ok

>>26557304
>he doesn't know

love anime
hate niggers
hate trannies
hate jannies
love gains
simple as

>>26556926
So you believe they are sniping people to shake off retail traders, presumably because the market is actually going higher? What if they are simply punishing those trying to time the downside to clear out everyone before dumping it? I don't see any possible way with this little actual inflation and these high valuations that flash crashes to stop loss snipe is not a bearish sign.

>>26557299
>>26557164
You made a bet Tinny. The old gods will not look favorably on you breaking your word.

Why is NOK being shilled, I want answers.
The only thing I can see is that WSB autism is being channeled

>>26557230
hopefully suicide livestream

>>26556950
>My lil gme stock did some
Honestly good for her, I’m jealous

>>26556617
hahahhaa

aw fucking man :)

>>26557346
>buying above the 10 day moving average
bro...

>>26557299
>Pretending to be retarded when you're actually retarded.
Just leave. You should feel embarrassed and no amount of shit posting will change anything.

>>26557260
>>26557230
>>26557248

ill be out of here in a bit someone asked if i was still alive

i dont need to come here

i got no money

>>26557352
it still has a lot to do with trump theyre saying hes like a shadow president now

theyll get him at his last trump in april

then its on martial law no electricity commencing maybe before that even idk the time just saw what happened to me today this vision experience i had

they were coming to gas houses and there was a nationwide blackout and vaccinate and if you ran out of food theyll lure you into their camps

>>26557327
>Holy shit, these new posters.
Just ignore them. Like the anons who constantly ask why they should invest NOK, BB, AMC

>>26556972
What kind of time frame?

>>26557304
you're learning so fast

i have a bad feeling about the market

I've never done options trading, so please spoonfeed me for nokia. I need to make a 3 month call for nokia or something like that? Or I have to set a strike price? What the hell am I doing.

>>26557396
Post portfolio before you go!

>>26557396
and then what happens?

>>26557299
Tinny is the one who can scare the redditors away

>>26557197
da jooz

>>26557275
>what is supply and demand, guys?
NGMI

>>26557304
would you rather give 10% to the jews every once in a while or get caught up in a 10 year drawdown?

>>26557197
I woke up and went back to sleep for 7 minutes, then woke up again and slept another 7 minutes...

>>26557171
If by in the 3rd line "the price" means the underlying stock, no you don't lose it all, the value of the option will simply change according to its Greeks. And in terms of "losing it all" all you (generally) have to lose is the premium you paid for the contract, as a contract that expires out of the money (OTM) will just kinda *poof* But even this is just my basic understanding of it, you're probably better off going to youtube or something to learn more than from us retards here

>>26557433
no

Apologize

>>26557420
Metoo

Did Germany seriously just ban retail from options trading??

>>26557420
take your meds before you end up like tinny

>>26557377
Nokia is making moves and possibly has a future. Who knows if it will pan out

>Market opens at 10:30pm local time

Do I stay up all night just to time the sell or go to sleep and hope GME moons so hard it’s still peaking tomorrow?

I liquidated my UVXY weeklies and put the gains into my 2/5 uvxy calls. I hope we can actually maybe hold onto some of this dump

>>26557266
Needs like 30b more in market cap. TSLA can go up 60b in a day, but don't think NOK has that kind of meme power. Could be wrong though.

>>26557304
My broker won't actually sell if it could be oversold. What shitty platform do you use?

>>26557420
I have no fucking clue were we are going ridin with biden

Don't leave Tinny, cmon

>>26557367
Not going to lie I lost all sobriety from the time i made that post and you sent your respoense so my answer will be retarded and simple because that is what 3 drinks and a lot of cannabis does to you.
>So you believe they are sniping people to shake off retail traders, presumably because the market is actually going higher?
They are sniping people to shake off retail traders so the price drops substantially enough to get (((their))) entry price way down.

>What if they are simply punishing those trying to time the downside to clear out everyone before dumping

No, stop losses are usually for MM's to buy up more. They want to keep things cheap. This is also why barcoding algotrading is common.

> don't see any possible way with this little actual inflation and these high valuations that flash crashes to stop loss snipe is not a bearish sign.
Buddy, stop loss shakeouts are a weekly experience if you trade enough.

the level of Qope on /pol/ has officially reached Harold Camping tier

https://youtu.be/QynNpzqYt0Y

>>26557433
options have a list of pre-defined strike prices and expirations. you pick a strike and expiration, then whether you want to buy or write an option

Oh my god I'm gonna fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>26557504
what shit hole do you live in?

>>26557504
Anyone on the fucking GME memecoaster with a cost basis below $20 needs to be watching the charts and hoping their heart doesn't give out

>>26557485

CLF going go Valhalla

>>26556850
>ZH is reporting Citadel is the largest buyer of robinhood data flow. Why are they bailing out Melvin then?
So they can fuck over the robinkiddies?

>setting my alarm to wake me up before 5:30am so I won't miss out

Is TSNP legitimate? It's going up a lot. Why hasn't the ticker changed yet?

>>26557420
I've had 4 friends I have not talked to in years text me about what stocks to buy because I always was the "Stock market guy"
The top is near and I am seriously thinking about going all cash
It's not like I haven't already made ridiculous amounts of money over year

>>26557531
>>26557450
Tinny is the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve

>>26557538

I'm going full yolo, so what should I do? What is the best strike price and expiration.

>>26557541
Australia

Unironically buying TR

>>26557559
literally me except 4:30. I wake up at 4:30 AM so i can diaperpost and shitpost about my stocks on 4chan.

>>26557491
More capital gains taxes to fund the turks

>>26557485
Never fat retard

It's all over for CLF. It's floundering.

>>26557504
>SEAnigger
Adjust your cycle to the states or don't bother day trading

>>26556714
350

>>26557377
I saw 2/19 calls being bought in dark pools 2 weeks ago, so I bought then. No idea why it actually became a meme. Something something 5g on the moon.

>>26557295
same

what did you roll into

>>26557569
He can start over, rebuilding himself like Emperor Trump when he banishes the libtards to hell (mexico)

>>26557575
Ah happy Australia day cunt, if you have a substantial amount of money on the line ya I would

>>26557555
checked, so retarded zoomers on robinhood are telegraphing their every move to the institutional buyers, shiggy diggy

>>26556522
Based

>>26557583
>todays return: -$15,160.00
based

>>26557570
I'm really not sure what to tell you other than $115 is the highest, and it hit $150 in the pre market. I bought more bags today at a decent price imo. I'm not touching options.

What's the next true meme stock bros? And don't fucking tell me NOK because it's not happening

JUST GOT 0.06 IN DIVIDENDS FROM GE COOOOOOOOM

>>26557120
watch them get into supplying lithium. that would be insane.

>>26557531
>>26557531
Fuck off and fuck you for encouraging even more shit posting by retards.

>>26557570
weeklies have the highest risk and highest reward, out-the-money options have the lowest premium

>>26556419
Gme thread on /pol/ right now I wanna see if tinny post

>stuck holding BFARF bags at 3.30
HEY BITFARM SHILL WHERE ARE YOU ID LIKE TO HAVE A QUICK CHAT HA HA NOTHING SERIOUD JUDT WANNS TALK HAAHAA

>>26557650
that's the CLFtrannys account, he averaged up and then sold below $4 because he's retarded

>>26557367
>little actual inflation
Soon.
https://www.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN29U13A

>>26556926
shut the fuck up shitskin all of your shills like CRBP tanked hard today
don't you dare to LARP as some kind of expert and pretend that you know what you're talking about

>>26557386
I usually use charts to help time my buys, but the GME moon made me retarded today. Was gonna buy 10 shares, but only bought 5, so could be worse I guess.

>>26557664
I got .04

>>26557659
tell me when you find out what we into next

>>26557659
AMC

>feel retarded when trading for a year with /biz/
>new flock of newfags appear
>they're more retarded than me
> I can now answer their type of questions when I couldn't a year ago

>I actually educated myself through /smg/ and this hobby
>or im just a retard among a sea of greater retards

How do I live with the fact of being about GME since the summer, and fucking getting out when it was only at 40$ the other week? I missed out on literally 200k in gains by selling for just fucking 20k and putting it in positions that haven’t done shit for me. The pain is unreal even though I made money. Makes me suicidal

>>26557671
Shut up reddit faggot, his knowledge will overwhelm your pea brain

>>26557420
I do too. These last few days have given me Sep 2 vibes.

>>26557632
Best I can do on my phone

>>26557730
shut up fag how about you lose 20k and see how it feels instead

>>26557724
The latter

>>26557687
>ATOS is 3.40 AH
>all your shills tanked hard today
Retard. Your distaste for people who have darker skin than you is getting in the way of your gains. Get the white supremacist cum out of you eyes and try to make some actual money.

>>26557535
>muh barcoding!
>muh market makers!
>muh retail!
big words to mask the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about
kill yourself

>>26557485
Shut the fuck up you retard

>>26557504
>>26557548
don't forget after hours / premarket

BAKING

>>26557624
BBBY and SPCE for squeeze memes, and some more MAXR for space memes

Holding like 30% cash right now because the market is spooky bubbly

>>26557730
It's something you have to get used to. taking profits is the logical thing to do, people who held longer just got lucky. There have been countless times I could have held longer and made a shit ton. Countless times I would have lost if I held longer too. Make the best decision you can in the moment, and don't dwell on it. You won't succeed if you let your emotions rule you.

>futures are down
Do you think NOK/AMC will be up?

>>26557754
A symbol of resistance

>>26557507
Good luck. I've some how been able to make money when I buy UVXY calls, but the gains aren't even worth it. Better to save cash to buy the dip IMO.

>>26557730
Nigger there are opportunities in the stock market every fucking year. If you are that greedy enjoy having that 20k while you can because you will lose it fomoing into some retarded play

>>26557730
Every time you get mad about "missing out", think about how many wagies refuse to invest at all, or simply can't afford it. think about how many people on here are "yolo'ing" $500 into shares. Stop being such a pussy, and be grateful for what you make trading. A win is a win.

How do I check the short sell percentage of BB?

>>26557669
They could supply anime porn, as long as they turn a profit! They're one of only two stocks I hold that have gone into double-digit negative percentages since I bought (the other being SHRMF which was shilled here a lot when UUUU was more popular). If I didn't have PLTR and NNDM I'd be seething right now.

NEW

>>26557827
>>26557827
>>26557827

>>26557730
It's tough Anon, realized profits are why we do this though, it's on to the next, you can't let it get to you. I often keep a fraction if I'm long on the company, but I don't blame you for thinking that was a top. Reddit fucked up a good play and forced it early and forced it hard, it has been fun to watch though

>>26557510
They're at ~30 p:e (inb4 >>pe), they could push 60 if they can show they're a real 5g player

7.15% of float is shorted, the BB squeeze isn't a real thing

>>26557686
And yet money velocity has absolutely tanked, which means the ENTIRE amount is being used to pay off debt. It's going to fill holes. There's no inflation. Our money is being shipped overseas wholesale.

>>26557583
Selling my CLF calls for a loss at open. Don’t care if CLF goes to fucking 10,000 a share. Never holding that piece of shit again

>>26557766
Ah yes. Retail. Market makers. Such big words. So hard to understand.

>>26557659
>it's not happening
NOK

>>26556596
Nah I disnt see that

>>26557759
>SRNE, CRBP and COCP all down hard
So your tips are as good as a coin flip at best then? Oh wow, I'm making so much money for listening to a shit skin posting tickers from his boiler room full of street shitters!!!

>>26557857
I can understand the rationale, but I don't think p/e matters in this market when something like AMC has a value of -$22 yet still pumps almost daily.

>>26557878
They're the typical buzzwords used by scammers pretending to know what they're talking about. You seriously don't know anything on how the stock market works.

Bitcoin Replaces Tech Stocks As Most Crowded Trade:
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/bitcoin-replaces-tech-stocks-as-most-crowded-trade-2021-01-25

>This interest is only serving to keep pushing bitcoin up and up toward new heights.

>>26557854
>>26557822
>>26557814
Thanks for the kind words senpai

>>26557964
I think you are upset because you know im going to make around half a million dollars from these plays. You must be that weird butthurt anti-soijak anon

>>26558011
Post your positions then. Oh wait, YOU WON'T because we all know you don't actually have more than 100 bucks invested in them.

>>26557916
Jesus christ. I can understand you getting shook from CRBP and COCP but the fact that you look at SRNE's dip and say "oh yeah this stock is ruined" tells me you are NEVER going to have a seven figure portfolio.

>>26557756
You’re totally right

>>26558042
I have a lot of calls on two accounts. Let me post the first account's positions. 193 calls on ATOS for the first account.

>>26558081
And then 540 calls for CRBP on this account

>>26558049
All the meme stocks shilled here pumped hard except your shitty pharma bullshit. Proof that muh dark pools from your asian discord mean absolutely nothing. Kill yourself.

>>26558111
>>26558081
>>26558141
And then, my school shooter friend, i have 460 calls on my other account for CRBP

>>26558081
Why are you cropping shit to show as little as possible? Post the whole thing with your entry points and current P/L and current price to prove they're yours and you didn't just get the screenshots from somebody else

>>26558203
And then finally a cheeky stack of 40 calls for Feb 2021 calls for ATOS. Does that placate you, my little school shooter? Or will you go shoot up some minorites at a walmart because i didn't post a timestamp with hand.

>>26557171
Just buy cheap puts/calls and find out yourself if you're too lazy to read about options.

Looking at GME on yahoo finance, it says

Shares outstanding: 69.75M
Float: 46.89M

This would mean that there are 69 million or so shares issues, and there are an additional 46 million sold short. Do I have that correct?

>>26558452
Thats backwards. 46m available to trade and 70m shorted.