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anon you got your spot right?

NOK next up

YOU PUSH IT

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh dear oh dear.

We're really _umping NOK, are we

I'm a pussy and I hate myself for it.

>When the shoeshine boys start giving you stock tips, it's time to get out of the market.
>t. Joe Kennedy 1929

This bull market is over.

>$BBBY
next time i go into Bed Bath and Beyond im shitting on their beds

>>26543014
>8.6% after hours

FUTURES

>>26543039
It's ok you still have time to get in on AMC

>Melvin Capital

NOK is a joke
AMC is a joke
BB is the next play

just a reminder to the fags that complain nokia's market cap is too high - we are up 15% right now and the big push from wsb has not even begun.
get in or regret it

shill me a rational take on AMC pnd

>>26542976
Terrible animation. Shame on you for posting

for the fuck of it I bought 7 AMC puts cause I had $7.. I managed to get them for 0.01 each.. RH warned me that there were "no other buyers in the market" but what does that even mean? As you can see there are still volume/interest for this particular option.. It rose to 0.02 and I'm already up 100%.. the fuck? Is this how you are really supposed to do options? This guy I follow on discord says noobs always pay WAY too much for options.. is this what he means?

NOK

>>26543044
Sorry ma'am, but Joe Kennedy didn't have Jerome Powell.
>stocks going down is illegal now

>>26543076
AMC is bankrupt. If you are green, sell.

ATOSchads, shill me your next meme stock.

>>26543076
>california reopening
>nation usually follows in caliwali's footsteps
>the goyim are getting restless and lockdowns are going to end soon

EHang is where it is at. It is a special stock!

bros this cute girl i know bought GME at 108 and is now down. what do I do to help

>>26543034
> they bought their calls
> they knew what they were getting into
> I say, let em crash

>>26543044
If, and only if, earnings this week are very bad (MSFT / AAPL / FB / TSLA / AMD etc) then is it potentially the top
However.. if earnings are good, this is just the beginning
10 year yield spiking down 53 basis points today has me a little on edge too.

Anime butt lovers are the only ones who will make it

BiriBiri sez: Buy BILI !

Queued up 5 shares for GME
No more day trades allowed for the week.
My fate lies in the market's hands now.
Wish me luck friends.

>>26543073
Retards think a 15% gain on a 4 dollar stock is different than a 15% gain on a 30 dollar stock for some reason.

Am I doing the meme right? I've never done stocks before. I put in $100 total and got the Apple stock free from Robinhood.

>>26543076
reddit thinks they have more power than they do and don't realize the fundamentals of the gamestop play aren't replicated anywhere else (except maybe BBBY)

i bought BB AH at $19 bucks give me some hopium

>>26543044
Warren Buffets shoeshine boy story was 1.5 years before the actual dotcom c2ash. He missed out on 150% gains and exited at a point which was lower than the lowest of the lows in 2003.

Buy more GME tomorrow morning?

rkg#14 tried to shill AMC before he fucked off last time. Take that for what you will.

>>26543071
NOK isn't a joke but it won't meme simply due to actually being a large company
However the fact that they are building cell towers on the MOON is pretty meme.
Also "NOK NOK" jokes

Man I kinda wish Tinny was alive to see GME today. Do you think he would cry tears of joy thinking about all the kpop hookers he could have fucked if he just held.
>WHY DIDN'T YOU HOLD TINNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26543026
1400 dollars? what could you goyim possibly need 1200 dollars for? we cant afford 1000 dollars! alright maybe we can give you 2000 dollars so heres the last 200 of it. enjoy goyim and dont forget to pay your taxes.

>hedgies lose to index funds in bear and bull markets
>now lose to YOLO degenerate gamblers
Hedgies, not even ONCE

>>26543034
No I believe in them. They’re undervalued. $BB is now properly valued which is why it’s going to explode in price

>>26543188

I need to turn 130k into 200k in one year otherwise I will get killed by gangstalkers. I've already got certified video evidence that they are after me. How can I do this? I don't want them to get to me.

>Look at what happened because of what you did, what it lead to. There are panic buys out there, two hedgefunds are in critical condition. You’re laughing, you’re laughing...citron research was liquidated today because of what you did.
>I know! How about another joke Melvin?
>No, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes. I don’t think so. I think we’re done with your jokes. That’s it. Call the SEC Smead. Call the SEC.
>What do you get when you cross a mentally ill coomer with hedgefunds that short him and treat him like trash!?? I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!!!

Shoutout to THOTseeker anon from previous bread.

>>26543188
Yeah, get fiddy shares

>>26543182
You are up and redditors are going to buy more.

>>26543141
laugh at her for me

>NOK
>BB
>AMC

>>26543179
Don't diversify when you only have $100, just choose one and let it ride

>>26543229
Is PLTR in the gangstalking business?

they're gonna end lockdowns to avoid the plebs learning how to fuck over more hedgies

>>26543174
Retards think a 4 dollar stock is cheaper than a 30 dollar stock for some reason despite having double the valuation

>>26543229
flee the country

I'm keeping 30% of my portfolio in cash until this silliness blows over. The 70% I'll split between space stocks and short squeeze memes.

any TOOT TOOT niggas chillin? my calls were up almost 200% today

>>26543276
My stalkers use older tech in a sophisticated way.

>>26543209
>tin foil hands

>>26543229
Bury the money in miraclegro and water it every day.
Money isn't made of paper, it's made of linen, plant fiber. The government doesn't want you to know this

>>26543179
>got the Apple stock free from Robinhood.
Lucky bastard, sell it and put it into meme stocks that will moon

>>26543073
call me a schizo but this just goes along with the sockpuppet theory from last bread. there has to be big money behind the stocks that get shilled on /biz/ and wsb. if a stock like NOK with 5.5B outstanding shares can get pumped like this without institutional money i guess anything is possible. pls someone with a fintel account have a look at GME BB NOK etc. this is fucking me up now, help a schizo out

BB: 7% shorts. Price floor: -60%
BBBY: 60% shorts. Price floor: -20%

Simple as.

>>26543076
Reposting from last thread:

There are a couple of different anons shilling it. A lot of bag holders got created last week during the brief dead cat bounce and now they're trying to pump the stock with sheer hope so they can dump on other idiots who don't actually take 5 minutes to do some basic research on the letters they see spammed on here and reddit. It's not going to work because there is quite literally nothing behind AMC, it was garbage before the pandemic and has only gotten worse during it.

If lurkers who bought it today are reading, get rid of your AMC asap, even if you have to take a loss, because it is never going to 10, or 7, or even 5. You're going to be stuck in the 4.xx bracket slowly watching it dwindle back down to 2.07

>>26543179
Dont expect to make much with that. Sell the apple and GE shares and put them into AMC or BB
>>26543253
this, the reddit pump hasn't even begun.

>>26543163
I thought she said to buy COUV.
Something about being cute and funny.

I keep forgetting that /pol/ just keeps getting crazier every day

>>26543209

Dude you were 1 digit.pff the penultimate countdown ID

>>26543218
>I'll pay you 250k a year with huge bonuses
>Whatever you do, just don't get tricked by autistic losers that love anime girls

NSRP healtcare supplier
Israel based
undervalued
yes im shilling it
already made a percent or two just in the past few hours before market closed

>>26543280
Hope they fasttrack the vaccine then

>>26543217
I really appreciate this, top notch

>>26543326
NOK actually had a bunch of good news and has earnings coming soon. They've wandered between 3 and 6 for the last few years, basically every few months people remember they exist and invest then sell later when they need money for other stuff.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

lots of earnings tomorrow for my portfolio:
Before Market: JNJ LMT NEE VZ
After Market: MSFT SBUX TXN

>>26543294
I bought some TR calls for shits and giggles. Seeing them up confirms that this is the most retarded timeline.

>>26543334
TR confirms that smg shilling actually works.

I'm content

>>26543315
Is there a hard limit to the free stock price on Robinhood, or could you get BRK.A?

>>26543006
Yup selling my last option contracts at 40 tomorrow.

>>26543209
The sad part is the fact that even with money he wouldn't be able to sleep with a single kpop star

>>26543179
>Diversifying a hundred bucks

Oh shit, magane sex corp did big numbers today. We really should have memed this one, then everyone would be making hundreds of dollars per cent.

>>26543026
It's all good, they'll prob cap it to 1200 again. Hey works for me I'll get 2400 outta it (married)

Bought my first ever option today. How'd I do? Just dipping my toes in the water.

>>26543230
BASED

>>26543179
You probably shouldn't listen to the people telling you to sell the AAPL. Please just do some reading and learn more before considering advice from here or doing anything idiotic.

I am worried about /smg/. I have never seen threads this inundated with shills and redditors.
Current levels of newfag influx exceeds what happened during the March crash.

TSMC is a safe bet going long right?
Semiconductor shortage means constant demand and by the time they're caught up they'll probably have 3nm shit ready to go.
Nowhere near overbought either.

>>26543334
And also, reposting:
AMC doesn't have any meme power because it's fucking retarded
gamestop is actually fun. I don't shop there but I do wander in if I'm at the mall because it's fun to look around.
AMC is a dumpster fire. AMC is a drunk lady yelling at the drive through from her clearly stolen kids bike. AMC is a retarded driver slamming on the brakes on black ice. AMC is the fucking winnipeg of stocks. I would literally eat a bag of deep fried crickets before seeing a movie at an AMC theater. I would let fran drescher describe a film to me while ellen degeneras made silly faces and breathed into my mouth before I would pay money to go into an AMC dungheap and place my ass on a piss stained chair covered in dry vomit and stale popcorn to watch a blown out movie on a slightly off-center screen with screaming babies and retards yelling OOOOOHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOO OH NO GIRL OH NO DON'T GO IN DER OOOOOH NO NO NO.
I would willingly go to fucking iowa rather than go to an AMC.
Fuck AMC. Actually no, don't fuck AMC. I don't want to catch what AMC has. I'd pay money NOT to fuck AMC. I had cancer once and I'd get it again and go through chemo rather than buy AMC stocks.
Fuck AMC.

>>26543334
>on other idiots who don't actually take 5 minutes to do some basic research on the letters they see spammed on here and reddit
Kek this is me

>>26543330
based, I sold all my BB at the top today and bought BBBY at the end of day bottom

>>26543390
Beat inflation AH? Are you jewish?

>>26543342
What is going on over there? Have they really not come to terms that its not happening?

>>26543390
You beat inflation, gratz

>>26543378
true, with the moon news and 5g advances it makes sense for their price to fluctuate upwards. i guess we'll have to wait and see how big the pump actually is. i'm getting real suspicious here

>>26543420
Not sure if bait or not.

Man these threads have been getting more and more uncomfy. It’s literally just DAE GME or GME 2.0 with the occasional FOMOing newbie, where are the pink Wojacks?

Thinking about yoloing into GME, what day to sell though?

>>26542976
>didnt buy BILI at 70
>but bought NOK at 4

Remember lads: take your profits, don't get jewed.

>>26543434
I'm detecting a perma bear or sour grapes from this post

>>26543437
You should shill AMC so that all the fucking newfags get bankrupt on it you idiot.

We can taper down the disinformation once the leddit wave is over.

>>26543342
>Everything is always going to Qanon's plan no matter what.
They're worse than reddit

>>26543230
Underrated

all the other stocks getting shilled is pre shit comapred to OEG (buy)

Wait... I just got intel from the deep web that BGFV (BIG 5) is going to be the next GME. Is this true?

>>26543496
Friday is suppose to dictate a lot of habbenin. Something about 75k calls expiring

>>26543330
based, reposting useful info from last bread

https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf?

Buy WKHS you fags

>>26543420
Very dumb, short time frame with a high price it shouldn't reach break even on. Luckily this is meme market so you are in the green.

>>26543511
A sane person (not a mentally ill tranny) would sell now. 800k is better than 0

>>26543484
I think there is some institutional money going in right now because they saw what happened to gamestop and they're buying up some of the stocks they're selling calls on so they don't go completely bankrupt selling calls on margin and end up with the SEC facefucking them with regulations

>>26543468
Shadow president Trump fighting off the shadow deep state. Biden is really Trump with facial surgery. Etc.
>>26543437
The main reason to not get into AMC is that they WILL issue more shares in addition to all the other dilution they are doing

>>26543342
>>26543468
much like /wsb/ their collective autism will cause a rift and there WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

>>26543435
fully booked through 2022 (and beyond when 3nm comes) AAPL's gonna need all the 5nm silicon they can get for M1/2/x

>>26543496
You don't sell until the fraudsters cover their shorts, which probably won't happen until 500+ at this rate

>>26543396
I think it's capped at $500.

>>26543531
>>26543342
>>26543468
It was fun when they were cracking open Ghislaine Maxwell's Reddit account and the Wayfair sex trafficking ring, but now it's complete cope.

>>26543137
>Biden is elected
>Covid no longer a problem
>country opens
Almost as if the lock downs weren’t about the virus

>>26543567
The last time I was there they'd decided Trump was an israeli spy and all his rallies were deepfakes. It's amazing how many idiots there are.

>>26543561
Easy does it faggot, earnings are February, he will have the last laugh, me too

>>26543435
Yes, TSM is a very safe long. Only substantial risk is a Chinese invasion of Taiwan which would sink a lot of global stock markets anyway.

>>26543334
>idiots who don't actually take 5 minutes to do some basic research on the letters they see spammed on here and reddit
and they expose themselves every single time with the types of questions they ask about their own holdings, especially when they start losing money and can't understand why. It's embarrassing. I can't imagine how stupid or lazy you would have to be, in order to act so complacent over your own money. If you anons that do this shit actually care about your money you don't act like it, or you're just really that stupid. You make me sick. Yes I am seething rn.

>>26543511
CLF just cant stop plummeting from all this good news. Please, someone stop their profits so the stock can go up.

Which cheap meme stock would it be better to dump 1k+ on, Nokia or AMC?

PLTR is my only green light today

>>26543511
He stopped shilling hard and the stock fell as a result, needs his redemption arc

>>26543567
>>26543334
ppst, anon: Now that we have a shiton of leddit newfags, you should instead shill AMC, so that they get bankrupt sooner and fuck off from here.
Shill TR while you're at it.

>>26543562
good point, with the shitshow that happened today institutions might try more than ever to tap into weaponized autism. scary times

>>26543569
SHAMEFUL
FBI CONTACTED

>>26543644
BGFV
BGFV
BGFV
BGFV

>>26543611
yeah, strange. the media wouldn't lie to us tho

>>26543603
Wayfair was fake to distract from the reddit thing. No one knows about the reddit thing its memory holed

>>26543623
Earnings report will release and then they will announce bankruptcy. Drop to $0.
CLF tranny and you will both suicide

>>26543644
Nokia. They are an actual company with profits and are building cell towers on the moon.
AMC is a fucking BANKRUPT THEATER CHAIN

>>26543511
Euphoria means sell, greedlets always fail at this hurdle.

I’m glad Tinny has gone.

Has anyone seen spergposter lately? Not seen a rant about Soijacks in a while.

>>26543553
How likely is NOK to be $7+ this week?

>>26543643
it's almost like fundamentals don't matter and deep value plays are a waste of time

All that matters is whether you get in before a stock is shilled

do i get back in GME? some dude trust mes are saying $100.

What's the difference between Buying a stock, Put and Long? are they the same or is buying a stock and holding classes as Long?

where do I start

>>26543652
CONSEQUENCES
WILL
NEVER
BE
THE
SAME

>>26543569
They didn't think about the families that would go without an income from their GME short selling. Fuck jews man

I want to buy ICLN but PLUG is way too overvalued at this time it just doesnt make sense

>>26543640
I don't research anything. I just buy the best memes.
> t. NOK, BB, BILI, CRBP, SOXL holder

Well so far so good. Closing out the first month of 2021 with 94,500 net worth. Just 5500 left till I crack 100,000. 38 years old. I make shit a year but I've got no debt dragging me down. Your typical person is drowning in debt and can't lay hands on even 5000 without uh I dunno selling a kidney or other shit.

>>26543713
GME will peak 200+ on Friday. Hedge with AMC and BB.

>>26543495
>where are the pink Wojacks?
Most people don't make money on blatant pnd scams. So you'll see plenty of those soon enough

>>26543230
based get what you deserve anon

>>26543687
sudoku or no, I'm just glad that he's gone

Cashing out on all GME tomorrow and pumping NOK

>>26543644
AMC

if im green tomorrow im getting out this is too much

>>26543382
>TR confirms that smg shilling actually works

If you cant see the difference between a company which still has a large customer base with a steady stock for the last few years and one with nearly zero customers that is struggling to stave off bankruptcy and has a stock that plummeted from the 30s over 5 years ago with no zero recovery to 2 bucks until last week when the CEO said they might not go into bankruptcy if the lockdowns are ended within the next 6 months, I can't help you bro.

I'm just trying to help other anons not lose their money by helping retarded pump chasing bag holding shills.

FYI wsb bans anyone mentioning AMC on their subreddit. NOK is not only allowed but is being actively pumped. Take a minute to think about why that is.

>>26543687
its 5 am in india, hes probably sleeping

>>26543733
the beginning.

NOK couldn’t possibly go to $7.00 by weeks end right? Or should I just buy back these covered calls at open? I believe in the salmon bros

You guys are no better than shitcoiners. The only difference is that you guys aren't neets. Just fucking poor.

I'm $125,000 in stocks and have never touched options. How much am I missing out on?

>>26543713
The more GME you buy, the more in debt the hedgies get, which means every friday will be like last friday until the SEC bails them out and makes an options trading limit

>>26543752
Buy GEVO then. It's on a full-on PLUG trajectory.

>>26543511
How low can it drop before he loses?

>>26543713
i'm out for now, but I plan to buy 0 DTEs on Friday

>>26543756
good for you at&t bro keep pluggin away

>>26543756
The average person at your age has a net worth closer to half a mil. You're really far behind. That's what you get for falling for divvymemes I guess.

WKHS gonna pop off?

>>26543780
I’m sure he’ll be back but the break is nice.
>>26543788
I thought Soijack poster was the pajeet? /smg/ lore starting to need its own wiki.

>>26543611
The best part is when Biden said: "WE WILL DO ONE MILLION VACCINATIONS A DAY!", even though Trump did more than that already, which when Biden found out led to him saying "WE WILL DO ONE POINT FIVE MILLION VACCINATIONS A DAY!". He even dodged vaccination questions today which none of the reporters cared to repeat for... whatever reason

>>26543804
>tfw neet AND not poor
>Literally just do this for fun with money I can burn

Who Palantir here?

>>26543787
>FYI wsb bans anyone mentioning AMC
IS this actually true? Top lel.

All the more reason to shill it here for the WSB refugees. They will see it as a secret 4chan pick, go allin, lose everything when AMC dilutes and we will be rid of them for a while.

>>26543816
jesus that's a little overbought dont you think

>>26543808
You're missing out on losing all your money, taking tranny pills, and suicide. You need to get on options and HRT stat.

>>26543789
I don't overstand your insider memes
please, I am retarded

>>26543804
t. Bill Smead

does /smg/ know about any leading international commentators of the fishing sector?

>>26543787
this just adds to the sockpuppet theory ahhhhhh schizo bros were fucked

>>26543810
Is there anyone in the world more worthless than the jews at the SEC?

They aren't even the devious mastermind jews, they're the whiny arthritis fibromyalgia jews.

>>26543334
>If lurkers who bought it today are reading, get rid of your AMC asap, even if you have to take a loss, because it is never going to 10, or 7, or even 5. You're going to be stuck in the 4.xx bracket slowly watching it dwindle back down to 2.07
I only got memed into BB, am I ok

>>26543804
Millennials got slammed by Boomers that inflated housing prices to levels well beyond what their salaries can support.
The rise of crypto and YOLO calls is very much an act of desperation to access real wealth. They will get purged in a correction. But the fact that there is so many is exhibit A of why the Fed should not exist.

>>26543850
Fuck off anon. Divvy is not meme. Maybe he could have taken more risks earlier but once you starting getting up there you can't be fucking gambling on meme stocks.

>>26543808
only like doubling your portfolio nbd

just do some experiments on cheap stocks to get a feel
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html

>>26543006
Can't fucking waittttt

>>26543330
What does this mean?

>>26543810
If they didn't do that with Volkswagen and Tesla I don't see why they would with GameStop. These hedgekikes need to stop trying to manipulate markets with short interest and this shit wouldn't happen. Adapt or die

Went all in on NOK right before close

Bros I am stoked for tomorrow.
I yolo’d Most of my stack on options because crypto is every bit as gay as I always imagined.

Who wants to measure dicks tomorrow? I’m basically retarded but I’m pretty sure I picked a bunch of winners because losing makes me sad.

>>26543816
>what is a sell signal

How do we feel about Gevo? Founder just got appointed to Biden’s science team.

>>26543701
If you'd asked me where NOK would be at the end of February I would have said 4.50 is fucking amazing. Instead its fucking 5.20 today so who fucking knows.

Watch the premarket pump tomorrow and be prepared to sell your contract at a profit. Buy july or 2021 calls if you really want to stay in options. My 5 dollar july and 2021 calls are up 150-200% and my 7 dollar 2021 call is up 230.

The price will be higher though now that the stock has pumped. Be careful.

Anyone else on Team BNGO?

>>26543787
>>26543879
AMC is banned because its <1B market cap, stop being retarded

>>26543787
>bans AMC on their subreddit. NOK is not only allowed but is being actively pumped.

so /wsb/ insiders can load up on AMC cheapies and dump it /wsb/ rhdrones once the NOK PND cycle is over?

>>26543994
Let me buy it for $8 you shits!!!

>>26543796
i tried to buy mine back in the last 15 seconds after seeing the darkpool data but less than half filled

>there are people who bought GME at 100+

show yourselves

>>26543945
>Divvy is not meme.
Yes it is.

>>26543994
Short-term moon long-term steady growth.

UUUU is a joke
CLFtranny is on the ropes (his twitch is cowo by the way if any of you want to go thank him personally for buying his bags)
NSPR is a literal israeli pump and dump
PLTR is being bogged beyond belief
GME is full of newfags who didn't buy in at 10-20 dollars and are deluded enough to think it'll go to 1000 when it already got halted what, 8 times in one day?
BBBY is bogged
NOK is potentially the next shill to fuckwitted redditors

>>26543945
>why yes, I do think I'm winning with my -3% CAGR before inflation
>why would ever want a stable 7% CAGR from SPY or 9% from QQQ? Let alone 222% from FNGU or 50% from TQQQ?
>Real chads like me make negative gains, lose even more of it through taxes since dividend is taxable events, and love it!

>>26543994
Yeah we liked it, knew that and bought in for $8.20 on Wednesday.

>>26543857
Over 31% short interest, could start a squeeze this week

>>26543804
how heavy are those bags?

>>26544013
shill me BNGO

>>26544036
I might sell them and buy another 200 shares.

>>26543994
overbought right now, worth for long position once it settles down

Fucking cocksucking cunt.

>>26544068
Lol what are you holding then

>>26543859
nvm i got them mixed up, hard to keep track of every potential exit scammer

>>26544100
no u

there's gonna be so many GME bagholders tomorrow
will be a shake out to remember

>>26544026
Yes. AMC is the /smg/ play, NOK is the redd!tarded play.

>>26544105
PLTR

these institutions will never let us win bros, so take some profits and be safe
you can't even begin to comprehend the level of psycopathy and arrogance these people have, I genuinely believe the market-wide flash crash at GME's peak was engineered

>>26543020
rip wayne, didnt stop pushing it

>>26544013
don't talk to me ever again

>>26543935
Psst, anon: now we have a shitton of leddit idiots here, you should instead shill AMC so they go bankrupt faster.

Look how the might 4chan has fallen, pandering to Reddit and buying whatever shit is being shilled on there

>>26544026
FOLLOW THE MONEY SCHIZO BROS WE ARE ALL BEING PLAYED

>>26544053
Yeah but i sold at 150

I bought 4000 shares of AMC. Trips and I buy another 4000 shares after I sell my AMD calls.

Is space stock something redditors are going to meme in the future? Looking at MAXR,and SPCE. They already memed SPCE for a while though.

>>26543885
Nah, target price is $15 medium term until a catalyst comes (By the CTO being in Biden's science team), it will go 2x.

>>26543787
<1B market cap

>>26544168
We're just trying to make money faggot

>>26544147
i know that feel anon....

Should I just be a pussy and dump half a grand into NOK and AMC each?

>>26543687
you missed them fighting last night, sperposter figured out that soijack poster was the autistic pajeet

3Dg71ZEdZ7jtb6k1ZRhcryD6LirEq6VG1g
Help me obiwan kenobi, you're my only hope

>>26543645
>>26543006
give me qrd on palantir does it have good long term investment potential or is this just for a pump and dump?

>>26544089
>"BNGO to the moon its the latest break through cutting edge genomic sequencing it does in 1 to 2 days what takes competitors 2months 3 labs and 20k to do all for $550 dollars or buy the Saphyr Optical Genomic Sequencing machine for only $150k"

>>26544199
Yes buy Orbital Energy

>>26544168
Reddit can spam all they want but we wont buy your shit bags

>>26543330
i sincerely hope that this bbby squeeze does happen this week, please God

>>26544168
Yeah retard if someone says I can make 30% but I have to follow a reddit play you can call me a reddit tranny fag all day and I'll take my gains.

>>26543756
Are you me? I just want to avoid total collapse so I can't wage across the finish line.

>>26544199
You're clearly an immigrant. Fuck off, /smg/'s full.

>>26544214
All in on AMC, don't be an idiot. It will be a squeezening.

>>26543932
They can't be sneaky since all trades are public. People with free time can always exploit the juden schemes to pump or dump a company
>>26543978
I hope so, if they do a limit, it will be to protect the poor bears

>>26544168
R*ddit has a lot of buying power, /smg/ does not.
I'm not interested in fomoing like an ape at stocks but I'm happy if r*ddit want to pump my PLTR position.

>>26544231
If it's any good, stock mommy has already put it in ARKG.

If it's in ARKG, I'll benefit

>>26544232
redd!t is shilling NOK and some fags are literally falling from it, whereas we all know AMC is the correct play. Buy BB, buy AMC, and become rich. That's the /smg/ play. Redd!tards can fuck off with their nok nok nogger shit.

>>26544231
Remember Theranos? We'll BNGO's machines are currently in use at institutions like Harvard and Stanford Med.

>>26544173
>>26544133
fuck these crazy schemes man, imma just throw more monies at mommy

>>26544214
>half a grand
i make that amount in 5-10m

yes poorfag

Am I retarded, or is there no downside to buying options that are in the money by more than their price? I. E. Buying a $1/contract $2 strike price call when the stock is trading for $3.50? Just the risk of having the stock drop by that amount before you can exercise?

>>26543484
>with the moon news
There's no money in that. Competely irrelevant.
>5g advances
They're behind in tech and losing market shares.

>>26544241
I'm pretty sure it won't be BBBY squeezing, but somewhat of a GME bleedover into BBBY. +50% on Friday easy.

>>26543006
I got in at $9 because I like LOTR. I didn't even know what the company did until I checked my holdings one day when it hit $24.

(HUGE) Will be huge in 2021! Went with 7/16 $5 calls. Phase 2 Trial of FSD201 for the treatment of hospitalized patients with COVID-19. I’m betting that the test results will be positive because Palmitoylethanolamide (PEA) has shown very positive results in past studies. marketcap only 40 million

>>26544295
They have a presentation tomorrow.

>>26543269
>>26543315
Which one(s) do you recommend?
>>26543431
Yeah, I was going to hold on to it. Robinhood forces me to keep it for three days anyway. I figured if I lost my $100 I could sell the Apple stock to recover.

>>26543875
I want young anime mamma cathie

>>26544337
Pharma is scam

>>26544214
All in on AMC. It’s cooming

>>26544223
You sure he’s not just trolling spergposter? I imagine it’s quite easy.

>>26544318
no such thing exists for more than a millisecond, HFT bots would arbitrate that profit at the speed of light, chances are you're looking at option prices with underlying AH prices, which are not related

>>26544278
Explain Tootsie Roll then.

>In 2013, the Cohen-founded S.A.C. Capital Advisors pleaded guilty to insider trading and agreed to pay $1.8 billion in fines ($900 million in forfeiture and $900 million in fines) in one of the biggest criminal cases against a hedge fund. Cohen was prohibited from managing outside money for two years as part of the settlement reached in the civil case over his accountability for the scandal. The hedge fund agreed to plead guilty to wire fraud and four counts of securities fraud and to close to outside investors.
>All the kike commentators are crying about manipulation because retail got together on reddit to zero in on vulnerable shorts to squeeze
It's time to gas the hedge funds

>>26544141
it literally was them liquidating positions to short GME again. They are insane.

>>26544229
ngmi

What are the chances a $140 GME limit sell gets executed in the early hours of market opening? Don't want to miss the gains this time

“Any talk of an imminent bankruptcy for AMC is completely off the table,” AMC Chief Executive Officer Adam Aron said.
AMC secured $1bn in fresh financing... where do you idiots get your news from? it's also not banned on wsb

>>26543816
unironically this, GEVO will be $50+ by Q2

>>26543132
I am all in on CRBP. BTW....ATOS can break into double digits if this volume keeps up. Goddamn

>>26544324
funny, i chose not to buy when i first heard of it precisely bc i thought naming things after LOTR was lame (despite being a fan also) and that the company cant possibly be serious bc of the name. i eventually did research and bought at $18

UUUU is based.
CLF is based.
NSPR is based.
PLTR is based.
GME is very based.
BBBY is based.
NOK is based.

>>26544269
Yeah good luck with that squeeze when AMC just keeps throwing more shares out there. 165 million at last count.

In August 2018, ARK published an open letter with an extract of our TSLA valuation model communicating why we believed taking Tesla private at $420 per share would deprive shareholders of significant returns. Since then ARK has updated its TSLA valuation regularly. Based on new research, we are sharing our latest model to clarify what we believe is TSLA’s potential.

Based on our updated expectations for electric vehicle (EV) cost declines and demand, as well as our estimates for the potential profitability of robotaxis, our 2024 expected value per share for TSLA is $7,000. To arrive at that base case, ARK has developed a probability analysis with bear and bull price estimates, as detailed below:

>BULL CASE: We believe that there is a 25% probability that Tesla could be worth $15,000 per share or more in 2024.


BASED BASED BASED TAKE ME TO THE MOON MOMMY

>>26544369
Ngmi lad

>>26544189
>selling AMD to buy AMC
fucking do it

I’m kind of ashamed Reddit drove GME parabolic and the best we’ve done was CLF.

Are we the boomers?

>>26544380
???

>>26544314
Shid nigger, send me 500 and I’ll put it all in AMC

>>26544068
>UUUU is a joke
imagine being this dumb

>>26543342
it wasnt that bad today. i appreciate /pol/

>>26544305
smg play is TR now fuck off back to plebbit

>>26544400
Of course they will double down, they have infinite money to borrow and can wait us out. The least we can do is ride the wave of their greed

how do you have less than 100k at 38 haha i'm 23 never worked a day in my life and have 125k from gambling with student loans

>>26544320
calm down cunt i was just arguing for the fact i don't agree with them rising this much in price

ATOS has never seen volume like it has this month. If the volume keeps up we are definitely going over the 8-10 range onto the teens

>>26544436
IMMA ALL IN ON MOMMY

hey uh if any of you fund managers happen to be browsing /smg/ the secret puppetmasters behind wsb I'll have you know that we absolutely hate kikes and the extinction of the yehudim would bring about a golden age of propserity for mankind

for me, its NAK2

>>26544379
Ah that'd be the reason they exist then, thanks.

So basically don't try to buy those AH? Because who knows what'll happen by market open?

>>26544354
>I figured if I lost my $100 I could sell the Apple stock to recover.
I wouldn't really look at it this way. You shouldn't feel compelled to "recover" after a loss like that, the AAPL as an asset is already worth more than it's cash equivalent because it has a greater chance of appreciating. Unless you absolutely need to pay bills or something just keep it and don't do something you might regret later.

What are the chances of success or failure with investing heavily in new IPOs?
seems like within four years most stocks 10x on companies that arent dogshit

>>26544387
This. It's time to just all hold hands together, even the redd!tards, and go after the shorty short shortards one after the other until they all die. Buy TR, buy AMC, buy BBBY, and don't sell until it hits $1488.

>>26544436
jesus that is an insane thesis. still buying ARKK, but not touching TSLA with a 10 foot poll.

>>26544452
Are you retarded? GME has been discussed at length since at least summer.

>>26544467
the stock that's crabbed between 4 and 4 and a half dollars for 2 months? Whatever helps you sleep at night champ

>>26544436
she cute

Any LNG bros know what is happening with Tell?
All I have heard recently is they 'might' start construction this summer, but the stock just keeps going up ~20% every day.

>>26544521
non-index options don't trade AH, that's why the prices don't make sense

>>26544498

Net, or does the 125 not include what you owe back?

Keep in mind you are gambling with your fate and people can easily ruin their lives what you're doing.

>>26544467
everything that doesn't pump within a week is a joke here

>>26544141
>hedge funds doubling down so hard that either they win or cause the next economic crisis
Amazing

>>26544268
Tongue my anus, nigger. I've been shilling PLTR for months here.

>>26544557
Discussed at length? We flung shit at each other all year about it. They coordinated an actual short squeeze, right?

>>26544474
>can't even spell threads correctly
>calls it plebbit
>>>/r/edd!t

>>26544578
*TELL

I can't believe I'm really about to drop some money on NOK tomorrow morning. After seeing what happened with GME it's considered suicide prevention at this point.

Holy titballs Tinny actually killed himself. LOOK AT WHAT YOU MONSTERS HAVE DONE!

>>26544500
Learn to articulate your points better then, brainlet.

>>26544433
Dude, hAve you noticed all the leddit newfags around here? You know how to smoke them out? To shill them absolutely retarded picks like AMC. Just don't tell them it's retarded.

>>26544505
What is driving it so hard? Just the conference?

>>26544400
>>26544387


I hope somebody sues the SEC for ignoring the naked shorts.

>>26544452
>the best we’ve done was CLF.
Retard there were literally people who shilled NIO at $4 not to mention the fact that GME was shilled here months before reddit.

>>26544529
Oh fuck off boomer let him make a few times his investment on meme stocks then if he really wants he can buy his gay little Apple stock again

>>26544635
;/

>>26544141
selling my house to long gme and help liquidate a fund

There's too many fucking meme stocks floating around. We need to settle on one, and I want it to be nokia

mannnn i grew $500 to 15k in 5 months this past summer then blew up on battery day and have been back down to $500 for like 2.5 months and cant get off the ground. it was so easy then and now its like ill have 1 good trade if that then 1 bad that gives it all back. so depressing.

i just grew it back to $1500 then bought $BB calls that would have been worth $7k today that i sold for a $700 loss last Thursday. i dont understand how i did so well to now be completely shit. im sad.

Leaf here. Is it too late for me to buy blackberry?

>>26543569
What am I reading here
>Would you think of the childreeeen
What has this to do with a memestock pumping

>>26544613
No, they just fomo'd after they saw /smg/ was winning.

>>26544460
Tootsie roll was a short lived joke on /smg/. It's up fucking 15% today.

>>26544635
I want to believe he made his money off of GME and is in Korea making love to his plastic korean waifu.

>>26544695
>joke
>he doesn't know
yikes

Reddit and biz are not fucking pumping tootsie roll

>>26544613
Yeah and I don't really know what your point is, people here were buying GME a long time ago and by the nature of WSB having >1m users meant that a pile in took place.
/smg/ doesn't have anywhere close to the same users or capital, that doesn't mean Anons here haven't had their GME absolutely print for them.

>>26544712
Don't we all...

>>26544613
Are you meaning to tell me that 200 posters in a thread on /biz/ cannot manipluate a billion cap stock compared to 2 million people on wall street bets? What a suprise!

a lot of GME coomers still made a lot more than redditards cause they got in earlier.

>>26543342
it's also just as bad any thread outside this one

>>26544676
you have to go back

>>26544401
This FUSE girl is perfect is she single?

>>26544676
NOK is the only one with promise, the others are just half-hearted trash companies, GME was basiclly free money when people were talking about it last year under $10, AMC and BBBY aren't even close

NEW
>>26544735
>>26544735
>>26544735

>>26544639
or you could've just read any point in the thread above that. ->plebbit

>>26544635
>kills self
>deletes selfs content

>>26544498
Life events and instead of letting my debt run outta control like most I actually knocked it out so now the only thing I owe money on is my house. (which I stole thanks to a market crash and other things)

>>26544645
ATOS has been showing up BIG on call options all of last month and the one before.
>Institutions own warrants over $4 that expire in May, so it's easy to understand why they will drive this at least past $5 in order to take profits on those as soon as possible.
> Conference tomorrow week with ATOS discussing their product developments.
> Expecting news on successful trials or approvals soon, several good products in their pipeline, but the Covid play is what’s so hot at the moment.
>Dr. Fauci expected to advocate for ATOS new covid targeting therapy
Get in on any dip imo, both equity and options below $4 (1-3) months out is what I recommended

>>26544655
Retard I was one of them. You’re missing the point entirely.

>>26544695
Oh I missed that somehow, kek

>>26544653
Yes. If they are going to naked short then they deserve to be fucked.

>>26544660
Yeah you're right he should squander his luck so he can have a portfolio more like yours kek

>>26544635
You want us to responsible for the life and well being of a stubborn schizo retard that doesn't believe in self improvement? Nah. If real though, it is a shame and I will miss his stupid spam.

>>26544635
good, i hope that retard doesnt ever come back

>>26544452
Gme was talked about here before reddit. It is a fact.

>>26543686
Jesus if I ever say a 7 figure return I would sell immediately and devote that money to non-meme gains and never work again.

>>26544376
i don't think so - he admitted it in multiple threads
spergposter did detective work through previous threads

>>26544561
You must be new.

>>26544797
Based

NOK NOK BB

>>26544613
GME was discussed at length you goon, sorry you missed your rocket tickets nwias?

>>26544452
if /smg/ was able to move markets imagine the thousands of hired pajeets and bots people would pay for just to make a few % gains in a day, it's better like this

CRBP and ATOS schizos we are primed for take off.

>>26543044
If I had a time machine I'd do nothing but shine the shoes of the bloodlines I don't like while shilling them stocks at the beginning of bull runs.

All in on GME and AMC, bros.

>>26543209
I thought this was going to be one of those webms where he kills himself at the end.

The FT is a literal salt mine today.

Orange man bad.

>>26544452
We were talking about GME in December. Reddit is behind us.

>>26543940
would you rather have congress manage your money? they only hire incompetent people who sell promises the fed exists to be separate from political leanings