/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26449750
Confidence? I yolo shit, I have no confidence because I hate my life.

>>26449750
wagmi, anon

k I actually read the rest of your post, I'm pretty similar

>>26449750
learn to take on risk.

OP just drink a whole bottle of cough syrup, you will gain confidence and invest in BB like a chad

Just do coke like the wall street boys

We work hard and we deserve this. Our hearts are pure

>>26449750
Open cuckbase account, buy BTC ETH LINK. Open stock broker account buy tech stocks of your choice. Get yourself down to the local brothel and have sex. Smarten yourself up a bit
There I just solved all your problems

you lose every day, every day you lose, you bleed, you get abused - yelled at, made fun off, crushed, starved, cut up and bullied - every - single - day

then you wake up and do it all again tommorow, but it gets easier every day and eventually you start to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

>>26449836
This. I just keep stacking money, so what if I dont have gme gains or chainlink gains. So what I didn't buy 20k chainlink at .25. I can program and make a shit ton of money. And im going to keep investing the majority of my money.

i'm 29 -20k in debt through studen loans and literally never had a job. i have been leeching of my super supportive girlfriend for the last 10 years withouth lifting a finger. literally just asked for 500$ to start investing into crypto. I doubled that money, and i intend to make so much to pay it all back to her. if it's all gone, fuck it, back to developing my shitty visual novel that will never release and nobody will probably ever buy.

>>26449750
I take it you've never actually been poor, and that you're some middle class faggot who's never had to eat the same thing weeks in a row because that was the cheapest thing you could make? Once you've done that you realize how little money you actually _need_ and get a more relaxed attitude towards it.

>>26449750
Put your cash into a Total Stock Market Index fund or S&P 500. Don’t let it sit in your bank earning .0001% interest. Lower your standards and bang a fat girl for experience

>>26449890
Oh yeah, and related to the post I replied to. Vyvanse is fucking nice.

>>26449905
damn this hit hard

except I still live like I had $50 to my name even when I have $50k into crypto.

Its funny I have happened upon this thread while listening to this particular sams rant

https://youtu.be/YiubG0Pf2Q0

this is one of the most believable larps I've ever seen. kudo and thank you OP for this gem

>>26449750
Nice blogpost
Buy Chainlink and stop feeling sorry for yourself

I want to make risky investments but I have zero cash flow so I have no capital to make stupid YOLOs on.

>>26450033
Get a job.

>>26449866
This

>>26449750
Also watch Druk and draw some inspiration for that movie. It will fix all your problems.

>>26449750
Buy something you believe in. Then believe in it. Read about it and know why its better than other things. Making money is about owning things before other people realize they really want it, then sell it to them for a lot of money. Then find something else.

>>26449750
just look at the world around you man, its a complete joke. Don't take it so seriously and there's no reason to be afraid.
I made a year's salary this week from crypto and I have no idea what the fuck I even bought. Just gotta invest small at first and learn how it works, then when you know how to make money, start putting significant amounts in. Don't worry if the value goes down in the short term, just hold and you'll be in profit eventually

>>26449930
>except I still live like I had $50 to my name even when I have $50k into crypto.
And that's how you make it. The niggers dreaming about lambos, yachts and shit will be back in the poorhouse in no time.
The founder of IKEA drove pic related for years.

>>26450056
McDonalds won't hire me.

>>26450124
>>26449930
it's fine to have 5k to your name and invest 45k into crypto, you faggots should be able to eat if it all goes tits up.

>>26450137
Time to sell drugs.

>>26449750
25 y.o. virgin too. Disregard birds fren. Stack xrp, ada, poly, iota, skey for the long haul. God bless.

I don't need confidence because I either make it or die and disappear like so many others

>>26449750
you lose 100% of the risks you dont take *sip*

>>26449750
You have anxiety. Talk to someone

>>26450033
call a T-mobile store, ask the guy who answers if he's "about that bag" if he is tell him download telegram add you. tell him that if he can take his REMO home you can pay him 5k for one nights work, tell him that you will send him a list of customers phone numbers, and a new simcard numbers, tell him to go into the associated accounts and swap the sims on their primary line. congratulations, you put a simcard matching that number into a burner phone, and you use text message verification to gain access to their email account, use the email and phone to reset the passwords to their coinbase, binance, BANK. direct transfer all the money in their bank into their coinbase/binance the turn that money into ETH and send it to a bare metamask account. next step is to send that ETH an exchange like Hotbit/Probit, when you do this the ETH is in your account on their site, but actually stored in a Hotbit wallet with tons of other people. From there you send it to your cash withdraw account connected to binance coinbase ect. Now there is no possible way to track the coins back to you, the trail goes cold at the 3rd party exchange. Congrats you're not poor anymore.

>>26450227
This guy knows what's up

>>26449778
Same, thought I'd kill myself after high school. When you dont expect much, the unexpected has a nice touch

>>26449750
You need to make the fear of mediocrity scarier than whatever it is you're doing. Cold showers although they are seen as a bit of a meme are a good way to train yourself into being okay with being uncomfortable

>>26450227
Sounds based except for the part where you gamble on random phones numbers somehow managing to get you access to email accounts you have no clue about.

>>26450308
>can't connect the dots
Ngmi

>>26450308
just buy a list of tmobile customers with known coinbase and binance account from a darkweb market. they usually cost about $300-$500

>>26450308
>Sounds based except for the part where you gamble on random phones numbers somehow managing to get you access to email accounts you have no clue about.

exactly. How do I know the email address associated with any of the sim cards? The manager of the store would have to give you that info too. Good luck.

>>26450350
It sounds like a good meme on the surface but if it was that easy I can't see why you'd bother selling the list and not just executing it yourself.

if you want to stop being afraid the best method is exposure therapy (ie doing what you're afraid of)... in order to do that you gotta start very small, like bare minimum, and work your way up. let's say you want to get into trading. Put some of your money into something (relatively) safe like SPY or QQQ and then sell it after a few days when it's green (if it's not green just wait it will be green eventually). There you go, then you go the next level, trading large marketcap involatile ETFs (IZRL for example - with jews, you win!), and you can keep working your way up... that's one method to stop being of afraid of things: start small and work your way up slowly

Stock market can only go in one direction, up. If it ever went down its literally the end of the world and even a hord of non-perishable food and ammo will be useless in that situation. Fiat only goes in one direction, down. If it doesn't then we have deflation which is always bad, next step is end of the world. This is always true no exceptions. Buy s&p500 and hold for any 90 year period in the past, it's always higher than it was before.
Sign up for Betterment or some other robo advisor company because it's all the same. Put X% of income in whatever feels right, I suggest what they suggest split 90%stocks 10% bonds. Vanguard is cheaper but I don't know if they have the automatic deposits or robo. With this you at least match stock market returns, or come close. If 10%/yr is too boring head to coinbase and buy eth/link/btc. Avoid the poojeet and rebbit scams shilled here. They type very obviously like they are not from here, and the biggest giveaway is that they suggest buying anything other than btc, eth, or link.
I live by one rule in my investing and I turned 20k into 1.4m. Never sell at a loss. Remember this one weird trick and you will literally never lose money.

>>26450397
this isn't a hypothetical, you can literally buy a list in 15min, start spamming tmobile store until you find a 22 year old or a black guy who's down to make a fat bag. that's all there is to it anon. some people prefer to mine and scrape for data and sell it for a few hundred while never exposing themselves to risk of persecution. Others are fine with the risk of going through with it themselves.

>>26450432
>Never sell at a loss.

Unrealized losses arent losses right? O_o

>>26449750
This is why you never make it. You never try to get out of your sorry self. You are too comfortable pity yourself.

Come with us. It will not be easy. You will go through pain, tears, regret. You will feel all the emotions, from depressions, anger to peak of euphoria. It’ll all be worth it at the end.

>>26450432
>Buy s&p500 and hold for any 90 year period
hmm

>>26450477
Yes. Like a couple days ago my poorfolio was 1.4k. Now that the crypto market is going back it's now just shy of 1.9k. It was otherwise hovering in the 1.7k range. So I went from -400 to +200 in unrealized losses to gains in a period of a couple days. Anon.

>>26449750
men take risks

>>26450598
>Yes. Like a couple days ago my poorfolio was 1.4k. Now that the crypto market is going back it's now just shy of 1.9k. It was otherwise hovering in the 1.7k range. So I went from -400 to +200 in unrealized losses to gains in a period of a couple days. Anon.

Yeah I get it, but saying "Just have iron hands bro." is dumb as shit. The "always go up" meme is nice, but fucking retarded in reality.

>>26450224
Listen to this person anon

I got a new job driving big trucks. That new confidence should leach over into other aspects of my life. Maybe try something like this. Also in same situation

>>26450224
>You have anxiety. Talk to someone

>>26450709
>Listen to this person anon

He's right.... you really should. If you're itchy all the time with anxiety, its not normal.

>>26449750
No risk no reward.

>>26450258
same except after turning 18

>>26450452
How many links do you hold

>>26449930
>>26450124
This is how you do it.
98% invested chad here.
If I don’t have money in my bank to buy frivolous shit, I won’t be buying them. Back when I was 21-22 and made wages, I used to spend it all on COMSOOOOMing.

>>26450810
>same except after turning 18

People that consider this dont understand that life is built around contrast. I truly think the most pained and suffering people have the largest capacity to appreciate true joy and happiness. But... you have to find it. It's not going to just show up.

God. He helps me.

>>26449897
why don't you pay her off now since you already doubled it

>>26450258
hope you're doing better, anon

>>26450877
Based, the sun shines on the righteous

>>26449750
It does sound like you have social anxiety -- IMO it's a form of narcissism in that you're worried about what strangers think of you when in actuality, they do not give a fuck about you. And even if they did, would it matter?

"The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried"

Failure and knowing why you failed is the fastest route to getting better at something. Don't worry so much, don't compare yourself to others, just do your thing

>>26450810
18 is fucking nothing anon.
I’ve persisted for over 7 years now doing odd jobs, working minimum wage but after taking the finance redpill, I’ve invested everything I have and it paid off massively. Enough to be lifechanging, at 26.
If you give up, you will never experience the freedom I have right now.
Remember this is an ever inflating economy, and everything goes up. Do not focus on short term dips. Get a job or figure out a consistent income source no matter how small it is, live within your means and invest. This can come off as boomer tier advice but don’t look for short term gratification, just DCA your savings.

>>26451016
Hard to do that when every other mother fucker wants to mind game you with their own baggage

>>26451068
In what way? If you have toxic friends, consider cutting them out of your life

>>26451115
People who don't want to see you succeed and will manipulate your emotional weakness in order to prevent you from doing so; you can't cut them out when they're your lifeline and they understand that at some level. One wrong thought and you're out in the cold forever.

>>26451261
Do something so you aren’t dependent on them and then go on from there.

>>26451054
I'm 21 now and have ~$15k to my name and I'm also NEET. Not sure how I'm going to get out of this xD.

>>26451281
That's what I'm doing; it took me years to realize this and come my next paycheck I'm sticking a grand in crypto to escape this shit life forever.

>>26449750
My husband just rekt my tranny ass and I made 2k on a link swing today.

Just be yourself anon

>>26451261
Toxic parents? I had those, moved out as soon as I could and never looked back. If you can support yourself you can truly do whatever you want.

>>26449750
kek idk why but i always laugh at these posts

>>26449750
Read the book "Value Averaging: The Safe and Easy Strategy for Higher Investment Returns"
https://www.amazon.com/Value-Averaging-Strategy-Investment-Returns/dp/0470049774

Jesus is King OP. Never forget that.
Also, get a Robinhood account and buy:
>BL
>FSLY
>AMD
>YEXT
>Datadog
>Nvidia
>Mircosoft (blue chip stock, nice and safe)
And buy Air BnB and hold. There will likely be a dip soon, but don't worry. If you bought it tomorrow and just held you will make money for sure in 1.5-2 years anyways.
Keep in mind Covid lock downs are ending in liberal cities across the country now that Biden is president (lol) so Air BnB will likely get better earning reports in the next two quarters, which will make them jump.

Poshmark is another one I'm looking very closely at, it just went public last week. It's business is for women to sell their clothes online and they have a lot of social media/influencers on their website to sell their fashion, so their earning should be good since their customer base is loyal to their cults that sell items there.
Maybe don't buy it yet, because it might be a bumpy ride for the next few months, but just keep your eye on it and check back every few months and before earnings. It might crab up and down for the next year tho like Stitch Fix did, but eventually I think it will work out well.

Anything you get OP, just let it sit there for a year or two. Don't touch it. And don't try to wing trade it/time the market. If you do want to do some swing trading (I've done this a lot), only do it on companies that recently went below the average trend line for no apparent reason and make sure it's a company you really like/have good reasoning for why they'll go up.
A majority of your portfolio should be companies that you want to hold long term.
You too OP, can be a Chad.

>>26451282
If your parents are letting you leech housing off them, leech for as long as you can and invest. $15k is a good starting point for stocks, but I would say crypto since you’re young and can digest the volatility. But its upto you desu.

>>26451054
>finance redpill
>Get a job or figure out a consistent income source no matter how small it is, live within your means and invest. This can come off as boomer tier advice but don’t look for short term gratification, just DCA your savings
This is all absolutely true. Look at your investments and think to yourself, "is this an investment I feel confident making for the next year and a half?" That will rule out most of the gambling investments that I've seen wipe out anons time and time again.

>>26451356
Toxic family, toxic friends. Traded my future for my friends and lost out. Everyone is out to get you and that's the poverty trap.

I'm confident because I did my research and picked one that can't fail. Also what do you have to lose?

>>26449750
take steroids, unironically

>>26449890
How much money do U make programming? Is it boring? Is it hard to learn?

>a linky is now roughly 25 united states dollars and there are people here with 100k+

>>26449750
Anon I was once like you. Once you realize if you don’t try now while your young and take risks you will spend the rest of your life being a wage cuck. Just get 2 suicide stacks of Statera and hold. Next you’ll be stuck in 6 figure he’ll mode which will turn you into a Chad.

God will provide

>>26452284
Yes but god wants you to Gelo yourself and then that nigga gives you the chance to make it

send me some funds since you don't want to put it to work

LMAO STILL CRYING ABOUT BTC RISING

>>26449750
The key is to say "fuck it" and then do whatever it is.

>>26449984
so good

>>26449750
I am probably the poorest guy on this board, still I don't care and invest my gibs in shitcoins and live cheapmax. Just follow the trends and you can 10x-100x your money in no-time.

>>26449750
i dont have a choice

>>26449897
F

>>26449750

>>26449750
Try to invest a small amount of money in a solid alt. Once you gain a bit pull out your initial investment. There, now your risk is 0, all you have in is play money

>>26449750
stop being a faggot
take up smoking or something you need to raise your t levels man
you learn from doing things
everyone has to start somewhere
there are people who dont have legs or eyesight or some other shit that would kill to be you
stop wasting it faggot
embarrassment is nothing
fear is nothing
when you feel them try to feel them more, try to exaggerate the feeling, guarantee youll realise theres nothing there
good luck

>>26449750
First of all don't look for confidence here. You gonna need to bluepill yourself a bit,if you ever want to be happy ever again.

Literally go on youtube now and search "how to get gf"/"how to talk to women"/"how tonot be creepy" and watch a couple of most popular videos. Leave all the biases and 4chan thinking at the door.

>>26455498
>bluepill yourself
worst advice ever

>>26455498
kys

>>26449750
>1 post by this ID
>96 replies

>>26449984
isnt Sam a pedo grifter ?

>>26449750
courage isn't absence of fear but overcoming the crippling fear even little by little

>>26449778
fpbp
I channel my suicidal urges into financial risk

I have no confidence, i fuck up everything i touch. But sooner or later a dart WILL land on a bullseye. Im just hoping life hasnt already passed me by, by the time it happens.

Dear Anon and everyone else reading this, remember this for your whole life.

Fortune fawors the bold.

You can either go and get what you want, or sit and be happy with whatever scraps you can get on your table.

It's hard to just pick up your balls and actually do something, but thats all there is to it.

Opportunities are EVERYWHERE, you just need to take them.

Look at what the poor wagies are telling you about the investments - oh, it's a risk, who knows what can happen, it can crash and etc.

What do the rich say? Invest, invest and INVEST, take risks, you may miss, you may hit, but all you need to do is take action.

If you want to get what you've never had before, you need to do something you'vs never done before.

Anon, just DO IT. Research. Create a plan, adjust, adapt.

And just do it.

FORTUNE FAWORS THE BOLD.

>play with money you can afford to loose
>learn
>go all in when you know what you're doing
you're intelligence will be the timeline between the first point and the last point.

>>26449897
sounds so sissy to be dependant on your chick's finances.. Do you do femdom sex positions as well? Not trying to offend man, just genuinely curious

>>26450432
>suggest buying anything other than btc, eth, or link
don't forget Monero, it will be essential for blockchains to work as intended.

>>26449750
Me at 25 and me at 26 were like 2 completely different people.

Something will snap inside you and you will just have enough of your current situation.

You will then spend your year at 26 trying to make it and then go all in at 27 or join the 27 club.

>>26449750
Do boxing. When you have the balls to enter a ring, even to do sparring, everything else is pretty trivial.