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Because I went out with the lads on Friday night

>>26441133
>441133

I'm too old to party man, I just chill now.

I'm looking for way to recover my money

>>26441133
I have no friends

>>26441180
this

Because I hate myself and my life.

me and the boys are having a zoom party quarantine sesh trying to see who can chug a onions the fastest. it MAY NOT be the equivalent to the HUSTLE AND BUSTLE of the city but we are doing our best until the vaccine rolls out ya know?

i'm in a wheelchair

>>26441275
forever?

>>26441247
soon as we get that vaccine man, you know we have smart people on this WE GOT THIS BROS

>>26441294
yea, muscular dystrophy fucked my shit up

Staying in and enjoying some UFC and weed.

>>26441133
I got a job offer and quit helljob on Monday but I’ve no one to celebrate with. Sucks to suck.

>>26441133
it is sunday morning dipshit

>>26441133
as opposed to what? hanging out at all the bars and restuarants that aren't open?!?

I cried all night while looking at binance.. I realized im 22 and I have 0 friends... guys whats the point of doing ANYTHING in life when noone cares if you've died tomorrow. God why did you make me so awkward

>>26441372
damn that's rough anon im sorry to hear

>>26441494
Have you always had no friends?

>>26441133
I'm looking for threads with a "woman" in the OP pic, which I will then open, click "reply", typed out "That's a man", and then finally click the "Post" button.

I had a dream last night that a short stack qt aryan blonde hugged me and I woke up rock hard.

>>26441378
And that's a man.

>>26441372
You’re gonna make it just like I am bro

Because i just got back home comletly shitfaced and thus its time to peddle shticoins

>>26441378
>Post picture of overweight ugly girl on image board, smokes weed & watches ufc.

>>26441133
cuz everything still closed

>>26441766
Yes.
>overweight
coming right up

>>26441494
Quit basing your expectations on movies, they always let you down.

>>26441378
I went on a date with a girl that looked almost exactly like that but a smaller ass. She did the gulf state circuit and everything, had IG fans. She was very depressed and had anxiety attacks all the time.

>>26441872
Sauce

COVID, I don’t want to catch it

>>26441872
Based, she cute.

Because im an ausfag and its Sunday 2pm and just had a chicken pie for lunch

>>26441504
>>26441634
thanks, boys
i hope we all make it

>>26441389
Nice Anon! What job you get and what one you leaving? Leaving a helljob is one of the greatest fucking feelings in the world, especially if you didn't feel appreciated there.

I just signed up for robinhood now what? Starting off with 500 dollars hopefully I can really make it work and not be a complete fucktard here

>>26442990
lurk for a while and don't listen to the first shill like i did and end up bagholding a pennystock for a month lol

>>26441133
because im gay

>>26443105
ever heard of grindr?

I was at my friend's bday party but I started having a mini freak out because of covid and their suddenly being a shit load of guests. I'm really happy for him and his new wife but I question having a big party as a pregnant woman with all those guests during rona. I think covid is overblown but I am still a little cautious. Also I'm mostly only friends with him and his gf and barely know anybody there. But did get good tips on cooking venison from his hunter friends and now maybe I'm gonna go practice my bow with them so that's cool.

Your week is my weekend?

>>26443228
Don't be paranoid because of the wuflu. Your immune system is better than a child's right now as you carry a baby. The best cooking tip for venison I can give you is to take a clean shot when the deer or elk are at rest and not all rutted up or running in fear. Hang the meat and age it if you have the right temperatures and when butchering, don't hit the glands or you will taint the meat. Good luck bow hunting. Get a .338 and hit them at a mile.

>>26441247
>>26441360
I like you guys

>>26441133
looking for something I can make myself feel better with. so far only found unn. maybe avax will help too

>>26441133
Because the woman ufc fight was dogshit as they usually are

>>26441935
I believe it. Known quite a few QTs who were in amazing shape, had their lives together, and were some of the most miserable people I've ever been around.

>>26444042
How was it dog shit? Ribas got knocked out twice kek.

I'm shitposting about $CLF

I cut all my "friends" off. They made fun of me for being a cheap skate and investing in funny internet Ponzi schemes. Yet here we are, 5 years later. They've all texted me asking me how to get into crypto. I've ignored all of them. These are the same people who never invited me to smoke weed, but I always invited them and smoked them out.

Boochcraft and shokting the shit with the boys. Blazing outside b4 i go in

>>26441133
Watching headless chickens run around when I know exactly how the crypto market will play out for the next couple years is entertaining to me.

Inflation is devaluing my savings by 30% a month, so I need to buy into the next scamcoin to make even

>>26444197
>>26444227
bring back superpredator laws and the DEA in full force, you folks got to go

>>26441133

Cause I enjoy watching people suffer.

>>26441133
my coin is mooning and i need to exit at the right time

>>26441180
Same.

>>26441133
Just got my 400 free uni tokens which was a huge surprise. I've now moved form 3 to 4 figure hell.
Now to figure out how to use this to move to 5 figure hell before this bull run ends

>>26441133
trying to figure out what the next retard stock is going to be. I was too late for GME and want to kill myself

>>26441494
ill be ur friend m8

>>26444312
No you

>>26441133
Where should I be?
>autismo asking an honest question

no friends to hang out with, no sluts to bang

>>26444249
How?

>>26444278
Where the fuck has 30% inflation?!?

Trying to figure out how to buy these coin bois. Does biz have a crypto faq?

>>26446079
The us, dumbass

>>26441133
Prime meme farming hours for my site.

https://www.memeatlas.com/

>>26446686
damn, do you sell those or what? i'm never making a meme here again lol

>>26446079
>>26446645
Kek he’s from the future probably

>>26441133
It's illegal to go outside in my state

>>26446686
I've been waiting to see you around again anon! fix your fucking site, it labels all apus as pepes

Just waiting for the enchiladas to finish up, then I'm going to eat a few while shidding

>>26447023
Same in Ontario. But people don't care at all and the cops just scoff at that. They'll have to hire an actual gestapo to enforce this shit in Canada

>>26441378
Looks retarded

>>26441133
I was meant to go to a party but I just came back from a 10km hike that rekt me.

>>26447023
Fucking hell I'm glad Australia doesn't have many cases. At least they shut down the Burn Loot Murder protests here.

>>26441182
the jews have your money now. its gone

>>26442720
OK i am ausfag and we DO NOT eat chicken pies. This anon is larping.
>3:30 Sunday arvo, just had a pepper steak pie for lunch

>>26442324
there's no covid. its just the common cold with a new name and propaganda

>>26446520
start with coinbase pro, learn how to use it. its really easy and noob friendly.