/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26401820
I'll spend most of it on cocain and hookers
The rest I will blow out for some dumb shit

>>26401852
Gonna make it

>>26401852
>Still hasn't swallowed the Jordan Peterson pill.
Anon I...

Buy some land
Grow my own food
Play music
Fuck my (future) wife

>>26401820
add ketchup to my ramen

>>26401888
You mean xanax? lmao
I don't think an addiction is what they need

>>26401820
Buy a 3 bedroom house in the mountains and shitpost all day. That's it that's my only goal.

>>26401888
Jordan Peterson is a drug addict and his daughter is a literal whore? So what are you trying to tell me you 18 year old retard? Jordan Peterson is literally for little boys and plebs.

>>26401820
>cashes out to fiat
>fiat in hyperinflation
>wagecuck on

>>26401820
Probably help others.

>>26401820
>cash out

>>26401888
cringe

>>26401996
>>26401981
have to pay bills somehow anons

>>26401820
Not selling. You hear me? Not a single link. You're going to have to pry them from my cold dead body. My private key is split five ways and buried in different locations hundreds of miles from each other and only I know the order the pieces go in.

>>26401902
Fucking based as fuck. Same bro

>>26402029
>pay bills somehow
wagecuck on and on and on...

>>26401970
This
>Jordan Peterson is the Ayn Rand of this decade.
Gateway drug to conspiracy shit and dumbing down

>>26402054
Congrats on the most based take I've read today

>>26401820
lots of hookers

>>26402052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVs7vXNZiw

>>26402037
I mean, it's only 5! possibilities..

I'm going to fund Racism™ Worldwide.

>>26401820
Buy a clean 1999 LS400, buy a small house in a rural county area, have a few dogs and have lots of kids.

>>26401820
Same thing I do every night. Try and take over the world

>>26401820
set up some comfy passive income, still deciding how. Go visit places I've always wanted to visit. Buy a home and start a family with gf. Maybe try and do some good in the world if I have enough money

>>26401820
got a family but thinking of leaving them sporadically to spend time with 19 year olds. the older I get the more I get revolted by older women, maybe my test is dropping

>>26401820
"Cashing out" usually means selling all your bitcoin into a diversified portfolio. I'd never fully cash out, bitcoin is the best money, that's the point.

But if it goes up another 10x I'd feel pretty confirmable quitting my job and buying a house with cash. Not sure what I'd do after that. Maybe start a business.

>>26401820
I will move to the Caymans, lock myself in a nice place, shut the windows, and keep doing what I do now. Make money, shitpost on /biz/ and live in my own little world.

>>26401820
I'm gonna take maybe 10% of my gains and splurge a bit, not some idiotic shit but get a nicer used car and things for my home, stuff that'll last some time. I'll save the rest for the next bullrun.
t. poorfag

>>26401820
I'll make anime real
I'll spent 20m+ in developing the most advanced chatbot AI possible.
Deepfake tech for translating text to audio and video of a cute anime girl already exists. So I'd just need to integrate it.
Chatbot will become so advanced it will become indistinguishable from a real anime girl.
I could sell it to all the neets/crypto-millonaries just to get more funding to make the AI even more advanced and build the perfect waifu.

>>26401820
buy Link

>>26401902
When dollar collapses we can just take land. At that point spend cryptos on commodities.

>>26401820
Wait, so you're telling me you guys do this to make money?

>>26401820
I'm buying a house off grid and living like a lumberjack monk, building a small green farm to have sustainable food, while hunting invasive species for meat. The day I accomplish my dream I'll watch the sun rise on my grateful land, the troubles of life being a faded memory of the past.

>>26403649
You don't need money for that.

>>26401820
I am going to create a chainlink themed dance arena on a desert island. Sergey will be headlining the opening night with his hit dance track "link'd da chain". anyone who bought LINK pre $10 will gain entry with proof of purchase, including a +1. anyone who tries to gain entry without this will be automatically assassinated using Ari's assassination contracts with Scuba diver hitmen waiting in the shallows for a signal.

There will be gigantic rotating neon cubes to the sides of the stage. there will be no drugs or alcohol allowed as everyone will already be on a constant 24/7 peace-based high from making it, although there are ways to elevate this further.

there will be slim highly adaptable robots navigating around the crowds dance moves flawlessly with microsecond adjustments, analyzing perspiration data & offering a variety of juices to people whenever hydration levels drop below optimal, to ensure perfect levels of hydration throughout the experience.

A vocal recording of Sergey saying "you just win" will be triggered through the speakers via smart contract whenever dopamine & serotonin levels are detected to fall below 99% throughout the crowd, in order to amp it back up to 100% for optimal experience.

I am also going to buy a mcdonalds and offer it to sergey as a gesture of gratitude

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