/biz/ - Business & Finance

Good get out of here. Go blow shit out of pipes for a living.

>>26342655
My business is big poopas

>>26342655
gtfo buttplumber

Ok so you have a business that's real great but have you considered financing that business with the 100x gains the rest of us are going to get from rubic?

>>26342655
stay poor nigger

>>26342684
fucking based
imagine your face right under that beautiful slab of meat

>>26342655
>handyman/plumbing business

Ok Juan, good luck making it big in that.

>>26342655
I've heard Canadian plumbers make good money.

>>26342655
>$30k
pahahaha ive lost like 10x that just today, who's laughing now?

SMG has tons of good advice if you know how to read. anon posts good DD daily. Current gamble meme is UXIN. Jump aboard anon $20 EOY.

>>26342755
that would have to be a wife you loved otherwise you'd be an unhappy man

>>26342684
>>26342755
/BIZ/BA

>>26342678
>>26342697
>>26342699
>>26342736
Is this board really brimming with this many smoothbrained faggots who think they're going to get rich doing nothing? News flash retards, even if crypto jumps 100x in the next 10 years, your shitty $500 investment isn't going to make you rich. Instead of rocking myself back and forth in my chair every waking moment, jittering with the next caffeine shot, checking my phone every 7 seconds to see if I lost everything yet while fantasizing about what I'll buy for with my 100000 trillion dollars from shillcoin, I'll be contracting work out using my own employees and making more in one week than you will see in years with your magic fantasy coins.

>>26342948
congratulations but you'd make more money if you just bought rubic, your business will fail because you are weak and spend all day shitposting instead of working

>>26342948
What the fuck are you still doing here you literal who? Didn't I tell you to beat it? Fucking ape.

>>26342876
not gonna lie, even though i'm a sexual deviant i would much rather find a good smart successful woman when I make it instead of fucking around with whores. would definitely want my wife's ass on my face all the time.

>>26342948
I made this pepe

>>26342948
Haha you might be right, but I casually bought and held bitcoin for years for the memes without the autism you're bringing up and now my networth is probably more than my entire family tree combined and I would defnintely be the richest in my uni if I didn't drop out and start a bar business with some of the funds.

I just think you're being a bit salty but I'm also bummed myself for not living a bit more and spending time outside of 4chan. you just can't win in life so stop bringing otherds down.

>>26342948
>Projecting this hard

Transltion: "I put up $500 and it went down so i sold crypto is a scam". You aren't willing to take the risk or put up the capital investment required to make it. Everyday you compete with other people in the mental game of buying and selling. You are lazy. You don't understand value or how time works. You haven't forged your mind in the fire of a crash or better yet when you are mooning and still hold. This isn't for risk averse bitch boy fags with no vision. Another normie down thank god.

>>26342948
what makes you think there aren't people here doing both?

>>26342948
kek go back to /pol/ to circle jerk with the other tradie burnouts about how at least you don't have to work around niggers and women while people in this game will make your salary before they open their eyes tomorrow morning

Successful businesses don't share trade secrets retard
If someone does it its very likely that they're a con-artist "business guru"
Creating a small business is fucked nowadays since every small scale niche is already penetrated

>Creating a small business is fucked nowadays since every small scale niche is already penetrated
I dont think you realize just how poorly the avg small business is operated. Literally jump into any service industry and run your co efficiently and you will steal your competitors market share in no time.