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>use a fake profile of a male model to talk to women on tinder
>get over 50+ likes within a matter of hours
>find a really nice looking gal
>begin talking a bunch about my passions and desires
>have 3 hours of deep sensual conversation with passion and love
>she says she wants to meet up the next day at a Starbucks for coffee
>I am overwhelmed with joy that she said yes
>get a haircut, have a shower, buy the most expensive cologne at my mall and get ready for the time of my life
>made sure to show up 10 minutes late to make sure I could see her
>I approached the Starbucks slowly and I saw her sitting inside through the window
>slowly walk up to her and say "Rachel is that you?"
>she says yes. I begin to tell her I was Eric from tinder
>she panics and says "what the fuck! Get away from me you creep!"
>I try to calm her down begging her to hear why I did this
>I grab her hand and say please relax.
>she screams "help me!! This man's trying to hurt me"
>I panic and run as fast as I can out of the Starbucks with my cologne wafting in the air
>I sprint as fast as I can many city blocks and get back to the bus before the cops show up

Guys can you please help me. I wanted to try to tell this woman that she could get to know me on the inside first and then learn to love me for what I looked like later. I really wanted her to be the one guys but I really fucked this up. I didn't think that it would turn out this way and all I wanted was to find love. I thought our deep passionate conversation would have been enough to ignite the passion but it didn't work.

Guys what can I do to improve my chances of finding love? I'm 32 years old and still have not lost my virginity. I wanted her to give herself to me but it didnt work out the way I planned. Can someone please help me? I'm willing to pay 10 ethereum for us to meet up if you teach me the ways. I live in California LA. Please I am really desperate help.

>> No.26305286

Should have lost weight and roided up

>> No.26305356

>>26305254
Sure, bro.
Come to South-East Asia, fuck prostitutes, and never trust women again.
They are animals.

>> No.26305389

>>26305254
That poor girl.

>> No.26305424

Look up PUA stuff, and check out RSD. You can learn this bro - stay strong you got this.

>> No.26305434

>>26305254
Accept the blackpill bud

>> No.26305435

only had to read 3 lines to become absolutely positive of what the rest of them would look like. this has to be pasta.

>> No.26305453

>>26305254
look in the mirror and try and work on your looks, play the hand you were dealt.

>> No.26305454

>>26305254
i know this is bait but i cannot believe catfishing like this happens. you lie to them about yourself in a fundamental way lmao like yeah im gonna trust you now

>> No.26305465

Also, check out stuff like askcolgate on instagram or Todd Valentine - so much out there - plus your still not even in your prime so don't worry(mens prime is around 40..)

>> No.26305467

>>26305356
literally this

>> No.26305473
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26305473

>>26305254
I know this is a LARP but if you catfish some poor girl and she freaks out on you and leaves, you deserve it.

>> No.26305492

>>26305254
Bizarre.

>> No.26305503

>>26305254
>Starting a relationship with deception
works every time

>> No.26305512

Lmao I love it when this one gets posted.

>> No.26305547

>>26305254
2017 pasta

>> No.26305554

>>26305254
Fuck off with your demoralization threads

>> No.26305561

>>26305435
It is and it’s hilarious. Too bad newfags are taking it seriously

>> No.26305567

>>26305254
What do you expect, before even sending the first message, you are already lying to her by using fake profile picture.
Don't think you can manipulate other people to liking you, you can deceive them, but when they find out, it's over.

>> No.26305577

>>26305356
Why SEA and not the Netherlands or South America?

>> No.26305583

Lmao, you are such a retard. How could you think that lying about how you looked was a good idea? Maybe quit being autistic and go and fucking workout for 2 years become shredded as fuck. Whilst you do that you need to quit jerking off, only tell the truth, don't lie ever, stop eating sugar/get proper nutrition, get completely out of debt, and find a goal you want in life for yourself. Your goal should not be about other people. Like my goal is to get a gf. Your goal should be to be the best man you can be/whatever you want. If you do this your life will fall into line. Its hard as fuck but its what you have to do. Also quit doing creepy things, try to learn how to act in a proper social setting. Understand where you are in the hierarchy. Good luck nigger. Good luck.

>> No.26305606

>catfish
>woman gets scared
>help me what do

>> No.26305616 [DELETED] 

>>26305254
Well anon, at least she didnt dump you for another faggot. Save me a bullet mf

>> No.26305619

>>26305492
bizarre her reaction or bizarre this situation?

>> No.26305623

>>26305254
should've bought Link

>> No.26305631

>>26305577
The Netherlands is full. Try somewhere else.

>> No.26305644

Thanks for making me laugh anon

>> No.26305693

>>26305583
>quit doing creepy things

would whiffing a womans hair be considered creepy? what if i grab a few strands and jerk off to them?

>> No.26305711

>>26305356
Don’t trust women, he’s the one who used the fake fucking profile and catfishes her. What do you expect?

>> No.26305731

>>26305254
>didnt even sniff her seat
truely NGMI

>> No.26305754

>>26305254
ITT: things that never happened

>> No.26305789

>>26305424
>Look up PUA stuff, and check out RSD
LMAO

>> No.26305798

>>26305583
You must be the dullest human on earth, you are an echo chamber of what you listen on podcasts and read from self help books.
Stop telling others what to do and do it yourself retard.
If you just repeat, you aren't being autentic neither bringing any value.

>> No.26305800

All these newfags falling for this obvious bait

>> No.26305807

>>26305631
This. I was shocked how packed everything was when I visited. It's 17million people living in a 41000km^2 area.

>> No.26305832

>>26305424
This desu. Take the RSDpill. It's a tough one to swallow but it will open your world up.

>> No.26305839

>>26305254
First step is dont be ugly
2nd step is be handsome

>> No.26305877

>>26305254
Should've told her a gypsy cursed you to look like that until you find true love.

>> No.26305894

>>26305473
kek schizopilled murphy

>> No.26306044

>>26305254

You sound like a cool guy, you should buy steel dude

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>> No.26306104

HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME

LEARN YOUR PLACE BETA INCEL KEK

>> No.26306187

>>26305254
nice pasta
I'll copy it and make it even more ridiculous next time I post it
thanks anon

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26306416

BUT GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS SAY WOMEN ARE ONLY TURNED ON BY CONVERSATION AND INTELLIGENT ENGAGING CONVERSATION. EVERY ARTICLE CLEARLY SAYS WOMEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO VISUAL STIMULI.

ARE YOU SAYING WOMEN/GOOGLE IS INCORRECT?

>> No.26306582

>>26305254
I'm gonna assume this isn't a larp, and if I lived in Cali I'd meet up with you. But instead I'll just give you some free experience from a fat 29y old who still manages to have some success with women and whose helped some of his incel friends get laid.

First of all, drop your standards if you're still going after those who are considered attractive by media standards.

By the sound of your story, you already do know how to talk with women, but generally you just need to have something interesting going on in your life to rant about. (Even the biggest basedboy leftie activists get pussy by talking about cringy events they go to).

And I'd give up on tindr. It's a shallow meeting place for models, find a social activity which'll give you opertunities to meet new people. Charity work / join an MC gang, DnD groups (if you want to meet some really degenerate people, see if there are Vampires the Masquerade groups in your area). Important thing is you meet people who knows people.

Biggest issue I've seen with friends is that they are absolute brainlet introverts with the charisma of a wet sock. This one is rough. Only thing you can really do is treat your social skills like an actual skill and train it. Take acting or singing lessons (this is also a good opertunity to meet people).

And when you get there, don't get too excited. You don't want to be the guy who gets too worked up before you've even put it in and runs out of energy before you nut. Or even worse, starts crying afterwards because it's not as good as you made it up in your mind.

>> No.26306588

>>26305503
Love is fake everyone lies at the beginning of relationships. Every married couple is miserable

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>>26305424
>Look up PUA stuff, and check out RSD.

>> No.26306759

>>26305254
Haven't seen this pasta for a while. Probably like 2 years

>> No.26306803

>>26306588
This man has seen.